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That’s what life’s about mate, just getting out there, havin fun you know, followin your passions, being enthusiastic, you know that’s the goal - Steve Irwin

Liverpool, England
Joined January 2021
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Joe
3 years
Scottish twitter till Sunday night
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Joe
8 months
No one: Callum Hodson-Odoi:
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HLTCO
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The fact that Callum Hudson-Odoi even felt the need to send this is mad. The internet is a wild place.
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Joe
2 months
If you go to Glastonbury to do this, or do a morning run, you really should have your ticket taken off you
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6 months
When gomez made his debut for Liverpool, Koumas was in his school holidays looking forward to September when he would start YEAR 5 Guess who got their first goal for Liverpool sooner hahahahh
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3 months
Have suffered Free to watch Unemployment The Euros
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9 months
Gettin a photo bladdered with yer uncle at crimbo
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Liverpool FC
9 months
😁
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2 years
Scousers every 5 minutes watchin the new batman this weekend
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Joe
2 months
I just want one without a fucking pandemic before I die, please reds
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FootballAwaydays
2 months
ON THIS DAY 2020: Liverpool fans second day of celebrations after winning the Premier League #LFC
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3 months
In another life he 100% is a scaffolder an has a 3 bed in tuebrook
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Boss Liverpool Goals
3 months
Big Arne Slot chilling in Ibiza.
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2 months
gotta feel for virg, hes just gone through a year of shite english refs, finally playing for his country and hes still got anthony taylor ruining games
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1 year
Brighton v us brighton v this season everyone I want Them to beat
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Damien Duffman
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Kent Alexander-Arnold
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2 years
Milhouse van Basten
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Moe Salah
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2 months
@TPH141190 These games make tournes, give me this over the inevitable italy 0-0 Spain we'll get in 2 days time any day of the week
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Joe
10 months
goes under the radar that in 3 seasons (94/95, 95/96, 96/97) this man got 108 goals in 154 games
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lfcedtz
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𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #LFC - Best Goals A natural finisher this man was…
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@neverthetories @allez_lesrouges shes so right we love her
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3 years
No matter who ye support, youve gotta love Ian Wright
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3 years
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Joe
2 months
Just in case there was any doubt what Labour are now... Vote Green
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Politics UK
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🚨 BREAKING: The Sun has endorsed Labour
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3 months
What in the EFL Bingo
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Joe
25 days
Wearin a Liverpool quarter zip, just been told "there's a fence over there go an eat it" Fucking hell
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1 month
a man is blackmailing a celeb, not for cash, but so he dosent score against his football club Those who don't get it never will, I love football
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8 months
Yer das fumin cause a school wants to respect religious beliefs
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3 years
"Mum wheres dad" "Well liverpool drew so hes stood by everton tower shoutin kopites are gobshites"
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4 months
Those 6 months under Kenny sold us such a dream 😭 thought we were gonna get top 4 at a canter the next year
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Liverpool FC
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A goal inside 31 seconds ⏱️😲 "Maxi, Maxi Rodríguez runs down the wing for me..." #OnThisDay in 2011, superb hat-trick at Craven Cottage 💫
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Joe
2 years
Dominic Carl-vert-Lewin
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lenny dalglish
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3 years
"How old are ye mate" "16 lad"
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Liverpool FC
3 years
#LFC has announced ticket prices for next month's @Carabao_Cup semi-final second leg, with focus continuing to make Anfield accessible for young people 👇
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3 years
Go an meet ye twitter pals in real life, you won't regret it
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2 years
Sick of these glory hunting Jupiter fans
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10 months
@josha1995_ imagine startin a fight against dortmund ffs most likeable club in europe
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1 year
@WolfofRamsaySt 15k for tha
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Joe
2 months
Proper owners an he would've won the league ffs
@LFC
Liverpool FC
2 months
#OnThisDay 2️⃣0️⃣ years ago, Rafa Benítez was appointed Reds boss 🙌🇪🇸
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8 months
Me when me mam would call "santa" telling him I've been a bad boy":
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3 months
No but in all seriousness I'm absolutely fucking gutted
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Joe
1 year
Americans will critise beans on toast then eat this
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US Sport Scran
1 year
📍 Progressive Field 🇺🇸 Hot Dog + Fruit Loops ( @CleGuardians ) 💵 $12
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2 years
Cant believe tom from blossoms did Glastonbury dressed as the Madri man
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@rjb_1998 also its iconic with maradona as well as him, keep the 10 going with the legacy of both
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@HLTCO Tbf he did it way too late sons not even lookin in his direction by that point
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prins: "aw look at our little gran isnt she so cute 🥰🥰" Their gran:
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Crystal Palace F.C.
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❤️💙 #CPFC
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Driver tellin us to stop singin "whos the wanker at the wheel" belted out the coach Could be an awkward one home
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Joe
3 years
Out of work early an off to the match tonight
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Joe
11 months
Some lucky bastard alternative universe versions of ourselves got to witness Wayne Rooney do a footballer recreation of legally blonde
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LBC
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Wayne Rooney was so obsessed with the Wagatha Christie trial he considered going to law school - but Coleen shut him down
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@bobitoy5k I understand not everyone is there to get fucked up, bit if you're using all your energy to do what you did during lockdown instead of partying, getting into all the events you can only do while at Glastonbury, and connecting with people, then why are you there
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1 year
that well known scouser with scouse beliefs, Nigel Farage
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Like people ask me "why don't you support England" it's shite like tha, I cant support the same team as people like tha, I hope he was fucking devasted when Spain scored, fucking jesus christ
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better cancel the bus eh lads
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1 year
Last minute winners baby
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9 months
UGANDAN PRISON CUP CHAMPIONS YOULL NEVER SING THAT
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Joe
3 years
True icons wore tha shirt
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@Declancarr96
Declan Carr
3 years
@DecLloyd This from the year before was a beauty
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Joe
2 years
"I cook my food in the liverpool microwave, do you?" "I cook good meals with my wife"
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3 years
Ready for my court appearance
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Joe
1 year
Luton Town are currently 3rd in the Championship. This is the main entrance to their stadium... Incredible to think this ground could be in the Premier League next season 🤯
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Joe
1 year
"What you up to tonight lad?" "Ah I've got tickets to go an see Mark goldbridge live"
@UnitedStandMUFC
The United Stand
1 year
“SAME PLAYER AS HE WAS AT 19… AGEIST!” 😅 @markgoldbridge and the audience give their thoughts on if Anthony Martial should stay or go in the summer!
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Joe
2 years
Somehow found a kid from Scotland speckier than @AaronFraser37
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Anfield Edition
2 years
🥈| Liverpool want to sign Dundee United’s 15-year-old midfielder Alan Domeracki, who has visited the club, but face competition from Chelsea. [ @Record_Sport ]
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Wrexham singing fuck the tories My brothers in christ, you are the tories
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6 months
I swear to fuck, before the corner, soke bald fella shouted "this is it! This is it!" I said "if it is, I'll lick yer bald head" 30 seconds later I'm tonguing scalp What a fucking colossus Virg is, what a fucking fella Jurgen is, and what a fucking day at wembley
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Joe
3 years
Just paid £20.80 for 2 double gins an lemonade in Liverpool
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3 years
New flag arrived, 6 stars, @RedRumClub lyrics
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Joe
8 months
eddie howe is actually the worst game manager ive ever seen, how can you bottle being in front that many times this season at home, us, city, milan, PE teacher
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Joe
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cant even go there now hahahaha unlucky son
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Joe
12 days
A message for Mr Jermaine Jenas, please go back to the one show
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Joe
2 years
Gonna be hard to find a new owner that's actually good ngl
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@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
2 years
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Liverpool have been put up for sale by Fenway Sports Group. Sale deck has been produced for interested parties. Goldman Sachs + Morgan Stanley assisting evaluation process. Unclear if deal gets done but FSG inviting offers @TheAthleticFC #LFC
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2 years
"What are you gonna do during the minute silence tomorrow?"
@JamesPearceLFC
James Pearce
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Klopp believes #LFC fans will show their respect following the death of Queen Elizabeth II during tomorrow night's minute's silence at Anfield.
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3 years
"I'm in charge of lockdown, an tonight ill be in charge of locking you down 😏"
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Joe
3 years
WE GET IT, EURO 96 HAPPENED, MOVE ON
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3 years
PATRIOTIC 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Get this man a rangers season ticket
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1 year
Nothin I love more than goin anfield, but my god there's some weirdos
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Joe
1 year
The original image, and the fact the only footballer on the Sgt pepper album cover was Albert Stubbins, a liverpool hero who played for the reds for 7 years
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@news_images_uk
News Images
1 year
A huge @thebeatles banner at the Premier League match Everton vs Tottenham Hotspur at Goodison Park #everton #thebeatles 📷 Craig Thomas | @news_images_uk
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3 years
She means so much to me yeno
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Joe
4 months
Ray parlour no doubt spent thousands making his own bar and made it look like a hungry horse 😭
@RealRomfordPele
Ray Parlour
4 months
Cracked on my own in this bar 🤞🍻
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@mbnotagain97 "My mate" it's OK lad you can admit yer got done
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2 years
@GILFXYLE "4 pornstars please mate, an maybe some drinks while ye there haha, only jokin"
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Joe
3 years
Babe whats wrong, youve hard touched your Clit Annihilvader
@LilUzi_Blert
Forrest Gumpfrey 🇵🇸
3 years
Darth dildo, cum to the dark side
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Joe
2 years
When he has to watch his daughter get railed on national tele this summer
@themichaelowen
Michael Owen
10 years
Going to bed. Can't take the pain any longer.
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Joe
5 months
"Its a European quarter final" Its almost like striking is meant to draw attention and inconvenience to get the point across...
@SpionKop1906
Spion Kop 1906
5 months
We are disappointed in the Football Club’s decision towards ticket prices for 24/25. In response, there will be no flags on The Kop for Thursday night’s game. Unlike the Club’s own approach, this has been agreed in consultation with other fan groups
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Joe
1 year
Where has this trend come from out q'ing in a line at the bar in pubs, who taught these people, make your way along the bar thats how it works ye fuckin weirdos
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6 months
@juza_23 I'd genuinely accepted it was in for a second hahaha
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Joe
1 year
Mark down my DT project now haslock yer nonce
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@JefferyxBball
Jeffery Perkins
1 year
What was “the incident” at your high school?
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Joe
2 years
I've never prayed for someone to be sold a fake ticket so much
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Joe
5 months
"Go and get the clip..."
@Stillmanator
Tim Stillman
2 years
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen inside a football ground? I was at Millwall v Man City in 1998 and a Millwall fan behind me starting making monkey noises at Shaun Goater and I turned around and the guy doing it was black.
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Joe
1 year
Transphobia is fuckin rife an everyone needs to get a fuckin grip
@ScallyMagazine
S C A L L Y M A G
1 year
What’s your Liverpool opinion that would have you like this?
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@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
3 years
A new ‘WALLACE & GROMIT’ movie is in the works at Netflix. The film will release in 2024.
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@SimpsonsSPFL But we still haven't tried Edinburgh Rovers, Athletico De Edinburgh, Edinburgh Argyle...
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Actually DJin main floor @Shindiedisco What the fuck mate
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3 years
Hahahha ye little lightweight scruff
@LilUzi_Blert
Forrest Gumpfrey 🇵🇸
3 years
Send Jesus
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@LFC Port of Dover
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Joe
1 year
We're gonna get bullied when he signs for Madrid
@AnfieldEdition
Anfield Edition
1 year
Let them doubt you.
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Joe
3 years
Start of End of the night the night
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Joe
3 years
@_melissastewart Imagine employers googlin ye name to make sure ye not like a murderer an tha pops up hahahaha
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Joe
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How is that justification for keeping them 😭😭😭😭
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@edcmpbl
Ed Campbell
11 months
“What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty?!” XL Bully owners are absolutely raging
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Joe
3 years
My Spotify watching me put on an evening with silk sonic again
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Joe
3 years
Whats the worlds smallest battery?
@LegiaWarszawa
Legia Warszawa
3 years
92' | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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3 years
The ev
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1 year
Bruce Springsteen The Greatest of all time to do it No debate
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2 years
Ye nan on her way to the family meal at Toby carvery
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@rjb_1998 think its more the bar has gone out of business, dont think ive ever heard a scouser actually go in
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Joe
7 months
If you think the 6 clubs control the league, shouldn't this drawing be the other way round?
@The1878s
The 1878s
7 months
🤡👀📸
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