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a late night snack
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4 months
despicable and shameless behaviour, I’m so disgusted like who uses a genocide and massacre to slide into someone’s dms
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4 months
@Huss_khadrr my brother absolutely not
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4 months
@EgyptianEthiopi deranged is an understatement lol
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2 years
my mother is in the kitchen listening to J Hus and Burna Boy… ya that’s my queen right there
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4 years
My Profs 🤝 Shaytan
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1 year
people having haya
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1 year
me.jpg 💌
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5 years
I’m just gonna leave this here
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4 years
Ottawa but to be specific Ottawa south
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4 years
In what city is this pothole located?
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21 days
had Somali food for the first time yesterday, god I didn’t know what I’ve been missing out on till now
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3 years
These are some of my faves from the shoot 🥺❤️‍🔥
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5 months
astaghfirallah how’s duo gonna do me like that
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2 years
Leave it up to ridgemont hs to have part of the grad ceremony in Arabic and Somali
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11 months
4.95 FOR A CHEESE PIE?!? fear god man
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2 years
Dr. Strange in every universe
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4 years
caught my cat eating labneh wit zeyt zeytoun he is officially lebanese
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2 years
So we’re watching the 3rd Harry Potter movie and my mom comes to sit with us and she says “ah yes this one is Harry potter and the prisoner of Escobar”
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2 years
I think people should be fined for not wearing deodorant during the summer (or just in general) because it really is borderline biological warfare
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4 months
why is it that produce in this country never has any flavour, I’m tired of buying strawberries and they taste like they’ve been 3D printed
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8 years
Got accepted to my my first choice for uni life is good
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8 years
The trio strikes again at a cliff rt if we should jump
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4 years
Winter cyclists are a different breed
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11 months
I hate this dunya with every fibre of my being
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5 years
Little man didn’t have to disrespect the pigeon like that
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6 months
It was actually delicious, I never should have doubted her
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7 months
should I be worried that my sis offered to bake my bday cake (I agreed to the proposition)
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5 years
whoever stole my AirPods you better pray I don’t find you
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3 years
I want to know what would possess a person to take their newborn baby with them to go fishing in the rain
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4 months
in the office rn and why is there someone walking around barefoot
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4 years
So I asked my lil sis to make some popcorn only for her to bring me a bag with smoke coming out of it and when I ask her why it’s smoking she says she might have pressed the potato button instead of the popcorn one...
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4 years
my mom really decided to vacuum the entire house during my exam today it seems like she really wants me to fail
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5 years
so my family didn’t let me put candles on my bday cake because they were being “cautious of corona” so they made me hold a burning candle while they sang
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2 years
I wish my dad would do this
For my HS graduation my dad gifted me a car and now for my college graduation he gifted me my own house 🥹 Daddy’s girl forever 🤍👨🏻‍🍼
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4 years
so my sis somehow managed to get a 2/14 on her online quiz so I asked her why she didn’t cheat... turns out she did
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3 months
I was not familiar with the sheer will of the bigbacks in my city, like to wait 3hrs for some cookies is actually something else
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4 years
Just witnessed my lil sis down half a jar of pickled banana peppers followed by some baby pickles and not even 5 mins after she washed that down with some whipped cream
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4 years
the way quarantine has allowed me to watch over 500 episodes of One Piece and go from skypiea arc all the way to zou is prolly the only productive thing I’ve done over the passed few months
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4 years
my brother really used one of those compressed air keyboard cleaners to wake me up this morning... why does he wake up and choose domestic terrorism
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4 months
to the man who made my poulet rouge bowl last night and slipped me extra chicken, you deserve everything that’s good in life
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10 months
The fact that this “OoO” means out of office is one of the many reasons why I can’t take anything at work seriously
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5 years
If I have to live another day of self isolation with my brother imma kill him fr
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4 years
So my cat keeps killing birds and bringing them to our door so now my mom won’t stop calling him asesino
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4 years
“Bitch I’m a snack”... “ya food poisoning” - a conversation between my sisters
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26 days
someone complimented my feet at work today and I’ve never felt more disturbed in my life
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2 years
another day another teams meeting where my sister comes into my room screaming at the inopportune moment that my mic is unmuted
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29 days
Let it be known that today was the day I got my lick back AHHH HA
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6 years
So I witnessed a roof fly off a house today
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10 months
Tweet a picture of a mosque from your gallery
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@SheikhBorz
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Tweet a picture of a mosque from your gallery
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5 years
I will never forget that one time I was sick wit a cold and my brother told me to use the vaporub that we had from Egypt in our medicine cabinet but he “forgot” to tell me that it expired in 2008
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wish we could have 4 husbands
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So I was looking through some of my dad’s old jackets, and I found his perfume oil in one of the pockets. It’s crazy how scent can unlock so many memories.
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7 years
Imma miss that carribean weather
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2 years
I asked these girls at the gym if they were done with the squat rack cause they were standing around it like this🧍‍♀️and they really went to the leader of their friend group to ask permission as to whether they can give it away (mind you the leader was on another squat rack)…
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4 years
Finally caught up on One Piece it took me a year but I did it !!!
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7 years
Can't believe I just finished my last high school exam. Alhamdulilah
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1 year
y’all be spending $80 monthly to go gym at movati but can’t be bothered to buy deodorant
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8 months
I find a new husband everyday out here
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3 years
literally every Egyptian recipe
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me after making a recipe I found on the internet
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2 years
the vacay food poisoning had me sleeping like…
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10 months
if I told y’all they had King Von as the background music for this would you believe me
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4 years
I think it’s about time to binge watch Boondocks again
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4 years
so I was helping my mom cook today and she really said that it was as if I had two left hands while cooking... like she coulda just said that I was incompetent and left it at that
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2 years
went to the mechanic for an oil change and they got me standing in the garage with them inspecting the car… I guess I can add part time mechanic to my resume
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4 years
you ever just be vibin then snapchat pulls up with a memory that just ruins your whole day
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7 months
to that one dj remixing old arabic music with amapiano, god bless you
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2 years
We listening to heyy by lil baby in the car with teta and tell me why I turned around and she saying baaa cause she thought he was making goat sounds
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4 years
With curls there’s always that one curl that’s just elite over the others
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“I ate your sour patch kids but I have some dried apricots if you want”… teta is actually such a menace, god bless her tho
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4 years
The way I had to explain to my mom that sloths are real animals and not just a character in Ice Age
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4 years
so my sis really dragged me out of bed just to watch her make cotton candy that looked like spider webs
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3 years
found a decapitated pigeon in my backyard… now I know my cats didn’t do that cause they’ve been on house arrest for a lil while so the question is who is responsible for this act of terrorism ??
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it’s everyday “be a lady”, like a girl can’t say YURR in peace no more
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6 years
Happy birthday to my fave habibti @latasiapdr 💛💛💛
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8 years
Someone said my hair looked like sideshow bob today, why am I being disrespected
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5 years
my cats be doin this shit at 4am causin a ruckus
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4 years
I just found out that when my cats dip the house during the day they link up with all the other neighbourhood cats to fight and then chill afterwards
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1 year
just saw a horse on the highway
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10 months
LMAO
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2 years
my youngest sister called me VERY old (mind you I’m 23) what a great way to start my day
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1 year
for the rest of my days I will be funding their dubious endeavours in every capacity
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Do y’all feel like y’all are obligated to help y’all siblings ? In any capacity?
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5 years
My little sis just called me a disrespectful roach 🙃
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9 months
Uno game with my family ended in a physical altercation, am I surprised? not in the least
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7 years
J'voulais juste un peu d'amour
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the white man at Costco checking the membership cards greeted my sis and I with a “Salam alaikum, keifek, and Ramadan Kareem”… the power of Ottawa south subhanallah
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2 years
The beauty of taking my sister to the gym with me is that I am guaranteed entertainment. Today I got to witness her drop a 35lbs plate on her toe.
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Alhamdulilah for not understanding cause idk what that is in the upper left corner, but it looks pre-chewed
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Non-Brits will never understand how good this is
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Ridgemont is the reason why my hair is a constant frizz
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imagine passing her the aux and her playlist harder than yours
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never going grocery shopping right before iftar again cause none of the things I bought make sense
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2 years
purr teta said lil durk is good looking and the money make him look even better
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personal trainers who eat the equivalent to dog food should not be allowed to post their meals, like that shit pisses me off
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7 years
This semester has murked my entire sleep schedule
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2 years
I hate ticketmaster
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2 years
I just know my final moments will be in this Honda civic
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2 years
did moon knight just say wagwan or are my ears deceiving me
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1 year
I’ve heard my fair share of weird noises at the gym but to think I am hearing a grown man moaning LOUD… cause his homie is MASSAGING him… is actually insane
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1 year
Saw 4 grown men riding the same motorcycle today and I don’t even think that’s the wildest thing I’ve seen yet… the roads in Cairo are madness
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Nico watching Ponyo is just the sweetest thing
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