So we’re watching the 3rd Harry Potter movie and my mom comes to sit with us and she says “ah yes this one is Harry potter and the prisoner of Escobar”
So I asked my lil sis to make some popcorn only for her to bring me a bag with smoke coming out of it and when I ask her why it’s smoking she says she might have pressed the potato button instead of the popcorn one...
so my family didn’t let me put candles on my bday cake because they were being “cautious of corona” so they made me hold a burning candle while they sang
Just witnessed my lil sis down half a jar of pickled banana peppers followed by some baby pickles and not even 5 mins after she washed that down with some whipped cream
the way quarantine has allowed me to watch over 500 episodes of One Piece and go from skypiea arc all the way to zou is prolly the only productive thing I’ve done over the passed few months
I will never forget that one time I was sick wit a cold and my brother told me to use the vaporub that we had from Egypt in our medicine cabinet but he “forgot” to tell me that it expired in 2008
So I was looking through some of my dad’s old jackets, and I found his perfume oil in one of the pockets. It’s crazy how scent can unlock so many memories.
I asked these girls at the gym if they were done with the squat rack cause they were standing around it like this🧍♀️and they really went to the leader of their friend group to ask permission as to whether they can give it away (mind you the leader was on another squat rack)…
so I was helping my mom cook today and she really said that it was as if I had two left hands while cooking... like she coulda just said that I was incompetent and left it at that
went to the mechanic for an oil change and they got me standing in the garage with them inspecting the car… I guess I can add part time mechanic to my resume
found a decapitated pigeon in my backyard… now I know my cats didn’t do that cause they’ve been on house arrest for a lil while so the question is who is responsible for this act of terrorism ??
the white man at Costco checking the membership cards greeted my sis and I with a “Salam alaikum, keifek, and Ramadan Kareem”… the power of Ottawa south subhanallah
I’ve heard my fair share of weird noises at the gym but to think I am hearing a grown man moaning LOUD… cause his homie is MASSAGING him… is actually insane