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@iwantmalibu
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Kinda wild that a certain female rapper gets shamed for dating around but u have male rappers getting sucked and fvcked by actual ransoms at shows and that’s not seen as more degenerate
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KeyGlock said this ain’t a meet and greet lmao
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@iwantmalibu
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@IDKMAN30 @JWIMYS U say that like he was kissing u instead
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@iwantmalibu
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@rosesburner @mikeofficial Actually this speaks of someone who’s working on building emotional intelligence
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@iwantmalibu
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@blaisemoet @RicardoNoRicky Sex drive can dip at any time for any woman for any number of reasons. Don’t think it can’t happen to you. And if it does, I hope you remember that you’re not obligated to give sex while ur body is not feeling up to it. For any period of time.
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@iwantmalibu
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@So_like_no @devinhaunted My manager: wow yea I was picking up awful vibes from her don’t let it ruin your day tho Me:
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@iwantmalibu
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@wahoo____ Sorry I had to cyberbully
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@iwantmalibu
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@thedigitaldash_ This is the dress for ppl wondering and it’s $498
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@iwantmalibu
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@alliedervil @PotatoHamps No offense but you should’ve looked at the comments 💀💀💀
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@iwantmalibu
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@iwantmalibu
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@ngyntlinh The smartest people I know are not rich. The most creative people I know are not rich. The most loving people I know are not rich. I think the quote goes “life has the most flavor for those who have to fight for it.”
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@iwantmalibu
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@ekodagreat Me as a spider after 3D printing my house out my bootyhole in 2 minutes
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@iwantmalibu
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@alexcollyard I can’t make this up
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@AppleseedEdge @iamunsolicited @imaffectaedd @bluxhan @Nattalie_fem Yea because when it comes to being around gay men suddenly straight men have a phenomenal working knowledge of how consent and boundaries work
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@iwantmalibu
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@Ery_Max @emamma_mia As she vaginally pussied and pretty footedly twatted her soft voluptuous navel
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@iwantmalibu
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@jon_blessed @_JEANIUS_ This is the kidney of a 10 yr marijuana user. Riddled with inflammation from over-usage. Inhale at your own risk.
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@iwantmalibu
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@VinceANiceGuy @blaisemoet @RicardoNoRicky Any man that feels entitled to my body while I don’t feel like giving it to him, I hope he divorces, he expels, he deletes, he YEETS himself out of my life thank you.
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@iwantmalibu
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@iamunsolicited @imaffectaedd @bluxhan @Nattalie_fem They CAN comprehend it. Men would lose their shit if other men harassed them the way they harass women. If they wanted to respect women as fellow humans they would.
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@iwantmalibu
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@byeeitsjanea @SaeedDiCaprio Not plagiarized 😭 sis finna be on twitter academic probation 😭
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@iwantmalibu
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@teachshay Because some of y’all be sounding a lil...
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@iwantmalibu
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@Ky12347881 @_thatblackgirll Ma’am please shut up. I’ve hit the gym consistently for two years after being athletic my whole life and while I’m now capable of choking a man out with my thighs, my booty is nowhere as fat as it could be with a BBL.
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@iwantmalibu
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@babyphatjeanz And anyway didn’t he say he was done acting gangster and it wasn’t worth it to him anymore? They need to let him live
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@iwantmalibu
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@piscespixiee @missyungdoll My grandma used to always say it was the universe telling you to pay attention. Like yea the Deja vu may be a random and useless event but you dreamed about it because something important is about to happen and it’s time to open your eyes.
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@notatogucci @keincolor She was contemplating her options when the kid said that 😭😭😭
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@iwantmalibu
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@theblkdaria I’m sorry I thought that was a kid he had with him at first I was about to call Child Protective Services like
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@naomisavv @IvyKungu The sarcasm is DRIPPING off his face 😂😂😂
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@iwantmalibu
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@Ariannnyy_ It’s actually people playing devils advocate for prisons in these comments holy shit
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@iwantmalibu
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@keecue @b0mbchell_ Y’all be 25 looking unsuccessful and depressed so what’s the issue
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@_franzfanon @MichelleHux Virgos are not that fucking nice lmao they will look you dead in the eye and ask you what the fuck are you doing
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@Snow_Blacck I think he’s just always looked like that. He’s the Hispanic Morgan Freeman
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@Dangerhayd @FilmUpdates the education in question. Mind you each of these dates occurred before her 18th.
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@iwantmalibu
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@10Luyando @14_HK_ Please don’t wash your eyeballs in the same sink you season your chicken in
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@iwantmalibu
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@vickyxstone *a post I expected to do well ends up flopping* Me: This will be my last post on Instagram Twitter or Facebook
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@iwantmalibu
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@tokyyobarbie Lmao not this comment praising her for being “true” to who she is lmfao
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@CreamOvTheeCrop Omg yes!!! She laid a lot of groundwork for synthesizers in music!! Much of modern music production wouldn’t exist without her ♥️
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@iwantmalibu
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You just called yourself a bitch
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Don’t let these women on here make you feel bad about what you would & wouldn’t do in that situation. It’s a lot of heroes in the graveyard.
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@YeahTeriq313 Idk I think she’s a heavy contender
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@Ryry2303 @MrsKhandiCoated Please can we stop using feminine as an insult 🙄 u could’ve said emotionally unintelligent, trifling, embarrassing and it would’ve been just as effective if not more
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@BillyCostags @epiphanytiff888 I’ve been an Elliot Page fan ever since watching Inception in middle school, making the switch to his chosen name would only have been difficult for me if I hated trans ppl. Bigotry is the reason, not the timeline of the name change.
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@iwantmalibu
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@Ahoward_8 Ok because one time I got charged $27 and I knew it was off so me and the waitress did the math together and came up with $14. I dropped her a fat tip but as I was driving off I realized the $14 was wrong too
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@heismybabygirl @OnikaPwesh @teeOW @ketorexic @VERSACESAINTZ Dude scrolled and was like “awww shoot it’s not a bunch of men sexualizing her damnnn”
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@High2Miss @_mull__ U gotta be a little gay
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@Bronxdiva1 @ihythreat I feel like she’s gotten plenty bullied for her looks her whole life but it’s sad because instead of growing past it she seems to have internalized it and is now regurgitating it toward other women 🫤 it’s all bad
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@iwantmalibu
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@Just_ballinn ways to never break free from societal oppression 101
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@iwantmalibu
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@RaveenTheDream Body shaming not hitting like it used to either.
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@iwantmalibu
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@winnieplsshutup @bighateronline Guys, she choked on her water
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@iwantmalibu
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@dink2k5 @bottledpaul Most people use 10-13% of their gray matter, you’re so brave for only using 5% 🥺
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@iwantmalibu
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Holding misogyny and double standards near and dear to ur heart is wild. What did u want her to do, personally email u an itinerary of her seggs life? It’s not about being open, it’s about WHAT ur open about and the fact that men are given more grace.
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One is lying & the other is making signs clear as day. I hate when yall are dense on purpose
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@DanPhan1995 @Reciprocalenerg Are black ppl actually not top chefs or is the cooking industry engineered to put white men at the top?
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@skinnney Yes! I love a little coach purse 🌺
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@_bpolk_ @Notdojaaa No when it’s no one throwing money on stage strippers literally will start doing anything lmao I start doing yoga when the stage is dry and I gotta finish my set
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@mightibe_ @_saintsmith_ This is the first time I’ve seen someone tell the security guards to let the fight run its course 👏👏👏
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@Antoine81116490 @KimKardashian Damn can we just enjoy some wholesome mommy daughter pics
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@cefullah @varruechexo Tbh it could be many reasons. But women tend to carry stress/trauma in their pelvic region and sex can be a cathartic subconscious release for us … ergo, the tears
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@iwantmalibu
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@hear69sg @Danikins__ @brwngirlssmoke2 @marcelineFsteel BRUH LIKE WHO JUST HAS THIS GIF HANGING AROUND 😭😭😂😂😂
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@iwantmalibu
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@hoochiehunter @BacockObama Ok but his daughter took his whole face 😍 she’s so pretty
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@keshnenglewood @LakerGangDay You can hear the satisfaction in her voice too 😭 “thank you, give him that shit. Give him that shit. Beat his ASS. BEAT HIS ASS” 😭😭😭
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@smoke_nd_pearlz Omg she’s awful but also the people that gave him money and helped him out after were so sweet and kind
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@kristoferthomas I read “i nanny” like “iPhone” I’m sitting here like what the fuck is a 4 yr old iNanny
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@gbennylola She licks toilet seats during peak pandemics her health insurance is either top tier or nonexistent
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@micfeel__ Then why are you in the car
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@abbygov @WrittenByHanna Yea I agree. If I were to get married in white it would have to be an unusual construction or have tactile details out of this world like the examples below. It’s a glut of white dresses with not enough creativity or customization gone into them.
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@thinklikegemini These are the two reporters responsible for the choice of imagery including @andersonatasha
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@Bridgetbookworm @Brian_Sauve If u look at his likes, he’s obsessed with tweets about women getting pregnant. And he liked a tweet condoning violence against bw.
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@paradiseeeeey @katyy_yy @blondedjustice This is fucking hilarious hang on
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@iBaseball_1 @Ariannnyy_ Hmm wonder how that could happen in an economy that leaves its citizens scraping for dollars
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“Rape jokes are necessary” You have the mind of a rapist. “Child sx abuse jokes are important for dark humor” You have the mind of a ped0phile.
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@Ky12347881 @_thatblackgirll I’m addressing your “same results or just as good results” comment. If a woman wants more muscle in her butt, she hits the gym. If she wants more fat, she visits the surgeon. Let women do what they want without making them feel like they’re judged in every direction.
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@alangrll @tytoy42 @Steven76058832 @jtentoes So here’s an example of caricature art that actually pays attention to the individuals features rather than resorting to stereotypes of Black facial features. Do you see the difference? Now shut up.
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@KaylarWill Alright so a lot of people don’t know this but if you use your nail to scratch vertically on Ben Franklins shirt it should feel ridged. If you feel little ridges on his shirt it’s authentic.
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@joci_witt @womenpostingws Hey not trying to be mean but this isn’t a white woman hair conversation
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@lionessnancy_ The fact that the driver in front of the white pickup slowed down, assessed, AND KEPT DRIVING. The only driver that responded immediately was the car that came behind the white pickup. I want to fight the majority of the ppl in this video they failed her!!!!! My heart 💔
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@zoe_ozo @n8vbimbo It’s actually insane how “designer” “couture” and “luxury” are conflated now because it is entirely possible for items to be designer without meeting the other 2 standards
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@itsKennz Actually this is an awesome topic. Ppl assume air doesn’t have texture because we can’t see it but it 100% does. You have heavy air, thin air, hot air, cold air, fast air and slow air (wind) and when you fly through that shit in a jet you’re definitely gonna feel it
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@Housesofnoodles @NeonVenusian Here come “ItS tHe LiGhTiNg” twitter
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@emptymindthots Oop we have a winnerrrrrr
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@iTalkWet @PassTheCheesee Please laugh at her lame jokes 🥺
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@sydney_mi @GETMEBODlED @cmcoving The way I sounded out mackeighleighleighton out in my head just to have to switch it to Jessica
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@vivaalaNia I thought it said cinnamon rolls at first and was looking at your seafood dish like
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@hannah_yukno @rhea_ellenn Comedy is the medium, not the purpose. Her speaking comedically doesn’t give her actual intent any comedic value.
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@ChloeBailey @timabigpretty @Saweetie Chloe weighed in it’s over with y’all 🥺🥺💕
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@bluxhan @muirmarie At the club I work at a man grabbed my hand once and I thought he just wanted to shake it but he started trying to pull my acrylic nails off and wouldn’t let my hand go until my coworker intervened
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@AremuZubair @madamayo_ I’m not even mad at her wearing fake jewelry, but bitch you paid $1000 for a pink corduroy jacket? A pink corduroy jacket. A pink fucking corduroy jacket.
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@jukiejones @kyiarenee @ESPNFrankie Yea that hit me too. She looked so confused and sweet and hurt all at the same time the poor babies 💔
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@themeagan @shesboujiee @suchnerve @BURGERFI “He was clothed as he broke into your car? Yea we can’t help you”
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@marcosalvarado_ And then there’s me
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@SocaNRum @joigabrielle For sure, ur entitled to ur opinion. But when ur opinion is being judgment towards someone’s physical appearance, and you choose to SPEAK that opinion, that is hating.
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@gbennylola Waittttt a god damn MINUTE 🧐 why she look like the Target to Bhad Bhabie’s dollar tree
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@realkenbaby Fantasizing about another woman being sad is a form of manifesting the same for yourself but I’m probably talking to a wall
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@onlyxxmir @Mojojojocousin She’s not even old enough to process these emotions 😢 children deserve better than this
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