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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

1 year

Allow me to re-introduce myself; Ivy Mbayi, Advocate of the High Court of Kenya.🥳

Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

2 years

I passed the bar exams!!! 🥺💃🏾 Ivy Mbayi, Advocate of the High Court of Kenya🥰, just practicing .😂

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

6 months

Okay okay, i’m tired of hiding it. My MP is Peter Salasya.😭😂

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

2 years

I passed the bar exams!!! 🥺💃🏾 Ivy Mbayi, Advocate of the High Court of Kenya🥰, just practicing .😂

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6 months

The concept of friendship. A stranger choosing you,sticking with you and growing up with you is so beautiful.

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7 months

8. What do you find most beautiful about life?

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@ivymbayi

2 years

IEBC’s advocate Mahat Somane is what SC Ahmednasir Abdullahi thinks he is.😂🙌🏾

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@ivymbayi

7 months

Why are people trying to discredit medical interns’ concerns? If I got an A of 84 and went to medical school for close to 7 years just to be paid 45k considering the long hours they are about to be working for, I’d be LIVID!!! Kuweni serious.

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@ivymbayi

2 years

There’s something about guys who went to Maseno School. Very bright people, peak masculinity and are good looking.🤭 God bless that school.😇

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

2 years

After spending two hours in the commercial transactions exam looking for an “easier” question to begin with.😂😂😂

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@ivymbayi

2 years

University of Nairobi, Parklands Campus;Sheria Hall.😂

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@Pateezy_

2 years

New meme😂😂😂😂

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@ivymbayi

5 years

Him:When do I get to see you? Me:Soon. I'll let you know Him:How soon? Me:

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@Crazy_Nairobian

5 years

Huyu shida yake huwa nini? 😩

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

2 years

CLE jameni!😭

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@ivymbayi

3 years

CLE please, World War 3 is looming. That exam should be the least of our worries.🥲😂

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@ivymbayi

5 years

Myra:Babes twende java. Me:Sina pesa. Hii niko nayo inafaa inifikishe weekend. Myra:

no one

@vmghvdh

5 years

na ukikufa kesho

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

4 years

@YungMiami305 “Stop crossing oceans for people who would not jump a puddle for you.” 💀

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@ivymbayi

3 years

@konshens @NRGRadioKenya @BeMobileApp Mmeamua waluhya tutaona konshens kwa instastory zenu live from our villages. Haidhuru😢

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

3 years

When I graduated. Me in KSL rn.

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@ivymbayi

2 years

I received my first rejection email from a law firm today and let’s just say I clearly don’t know how to handle rejection and will not be confessing my feelings to my crush as previously planned.😂

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@ivymbayi

2 years

Lol. Why was I up at 4:00 am? Nobody prepares you for post bar exam trauma.😂

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@ivymbayi

6 months

Nimenyeshewa, nimeibiwa simu na nikachelewa kazi. That's what I get for trolling my very able MP Salasya.💔😂

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@ivymbayi

2 years

People who dropped out of Law school.

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

4 years

Zoea wakili wako mapema😌

Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

5 years

I may act like I am okay but deep down I really can't wait to graduate so that I can post photos of me with cheesy captions like “may the law be with you” “zoea wakili wako mapema.” Hamtapumua. 😩😂

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@ivymbayi

1 year

Not the face of economic sabotage herself. The call is coming from inside the house.🤦🏾‍♀️

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@AnneWaiguru

1 year

I condemn in the strongest terms possible the wanton destruction of property - public & private - in the name of protesting high cost of living. These are not demonstrations. This is thuggery clothed in constitutional garb. This is economic sabotage.. its intended effect is

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

2 years

That debate was painful to watch for Azimio supporters. They should have let Tim Wanyonyi remain on the ticket.🤦🏾‍♀️

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@ivymbayi

4 years

@brianmutinda_ 💀💀

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@ivymbayi

2 years

When bazeng said,“ Anything but law!” I felt that.😂

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@JoKahumbu

2 years

"Representing Bazeng will probably be the highlight of your career" No. ❤️

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@ivymbayi

5 years

I just discovered Wakadinali today and all I gotta say is where the hell have I been?! 😭🔥🔥🔥

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@ivymbayi

2 years

Somebody said “from bedsheets to chargesheets” LMAO😂😂😂

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

4 years

@flaqo411 @droid254 “Waz Waz”... stfu

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

4 years

@an_nyomange 😂😂😂😂😂 Pick a struggle. We cannot suffer both online and offline.

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

5 years

Your phone :Love of my life. 🔐💑❤️ Your boyfriend's phone:Diana Adhiambo. 😂

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@ivymbayi

4 years

𝐹𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐷𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟

@OmilJr

4 years

If you see this, Quote with your fav mirror selfie😁

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

3 years

It’s been hot as hell all this time but right before exams begin it’s raining every other hour ndio nilale kabisa.Get behind me, Satan!😂😂

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@ivymbayi

5 years

Bila hata permission.🎶

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@ethicofficial

5 years

November 1st - TARIMBO- mark the date.

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

3 years

Don't mind me, just updating my media. 🤍

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@ivymbayi

3 years

Note to self: Nobody is coming to save you. You’re on your own.✍🏾

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@ivymbayi

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

5 years

I may act like I am okay but deep down I really can't wait to graduate so that I can post photos of me with cheesy captions like “may the law be with you” “zoea wakili wako mapema.” Hamtapumua. 😩😂

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

2 years

Blessed with another year to bless you with my presence. Happy birthday to me!🥳🥰

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

5 years

Wait, so Nairobi is DEAD dead? 😭 Also, where are the rest of the episodes 😑 #MoneyHeist3

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@ivymbayi

4 years

My biggest flex this year is coming out of it a LAWYER. I did that. 🥺💪🏾

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@ivymbayi

1 year

Holidays=going back home.

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@MadikizelaWin6

1 year

What's Luhya math?

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

2 years

Last year niliteseka sana, this year lazima nitese.🤞🏾

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

9 months

I was leaving home and during her prayer my mum asked God to bless me with a nice, caring and loving man for marriage. Kwani nimechelewa?😭😂

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@ivymbayi

10 months

Missing a parent you didn’t really know because they passed away too soon is a different kind of pain. I’ve been listening to old rhumba songs all day trying to postulate which ones he must have liked.🥹

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

4 years

Me listening to wakadinali 24/7🔥🔥

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@ivymbayi

3 years

@MishSerut Nyamaza!!! You're making things worse for that father of yours. Sasa sisi wenye hatukujua what an animal he is now know bc you just don't know how to shut up!

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@ivymbayi

11 months

Among the things that warm my heart the most, listening to strangers talk about my dad in high regard over 20 years later is my favorite.🥹🫶🏾

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Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

3 years

Begging CLE to gazette me is one problem I wish to have.🥲😂

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@ivymbayi

2 years

I remained in Nairobi trying to disprove the stereotype about Luhyas and traveling home for any small holiday and all I can say is never again!😭 I feel sick.😂

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@ivymbayi

2 years

Best in failed talking stages.😂😂🥇

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@ivymbayi

4 years

@Trizah_tee No wakadinali slander will be tolerated

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@ivymbayi

1 year

This guy!.😂

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@Kotsocha_ke

1 year

Today I was privileged to visit the National park indeed our wildlife is beautiful🔥 I also saw the extinct Columbus monkey

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@ivymbayi

5 years

#TuskerOktobafest was a vibe. 🔥

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@ivymbayi

2 years

Eiii your boyfriends are having a field day with this one.😭 Stay safe ladies.😂😂

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@iamkristieee

2 years

I want to hear men’s icks too😂😂

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@ivymbayi

3 years

Studying for orals and seeing things for the first time. Damn, law is actually interesting, I should pay more attention in class. 😂😂😂

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@ivymbayi

2 years

Nasoma hizi story zenu and I’m getting triggered .😭Wacha nilog out before i’m tempted kuwasimulia afro cinema.😭😂

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@ivymbayi

2 years

@Macha_Icon 😂😂😂😂

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@ivymbayi

5 years

When I'm mad at my man then he says something funny.

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@ivymbayi

4 years

I knew I was a gone case when I changed my number to get rid of a nigga and called him that very evening to tell him never to contact me again.🤡🤡🤡

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@ivymbayi

5 years

Joyce Laboso is the third “famous” person this month to die of cancer. Imagine how many commoners die every other day from it. Cancer is a menace, a national disaster. Something should be done. #RIPJoyceLaboso

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@ivymbayi

5 years

*1:46pm(Literally dying of hunger) Lecturer: If there are no further questions,we'll stop there for today. Somebody : Excuse me sir, I have a question... Me:

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@ivymbayi

2 years

Acha nirushe “it’s been a minute ” kwa inbox kadhaa. Hii baridi haitaniua.🥲

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@ivymbayi

5 years

If "Nairobi ni ndogo" was a building.

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@Morara__

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa

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@ivymbayi

1 year

Okay Christopher Columbus 🤡

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@itzbasito

1 year

“Alicia Keys and I were the first people that introduced Wizkid to American audiences and I was also the first person to bring Burna Boy to the States.” - Swizz Beats on Afrobeats

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@ivymbayi

2 years

Kesho we’re back to,“wacha niwatch ball nitakupigia.”Jesus!😭

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@ivymbayi

10 months

Being a first born means sending your siblings money and watching them on Snapchat squander it🥲 but can’t say anything because you’re actually glad you are able to do that for them.😂

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@ivymbayi

1 year

My white converse when i approach my shoe rack.💀💀💀

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2 years

Sit this one out Thanos

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1 year

Conductor telling you “uko na mbao nikupee chwani?”😂

Ollie Mutai: LAS at Chemi Chemi

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1 year

What’s Nairobi math?

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4 years

Me to my kidnappers: "Si tuskize wakadinali.”

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3 years

I should have cut my hair kitambo. I’ve never felt this pretty and confident .🥺♥️

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@ivymbayi

5 years

Yaani the way I root for this man and the joy I feel everytime he wins, you'd think we're related. 😭❤️ Congratulations Eliud Kipchoge! #LondonMarathon #TeamKenya 🇰🇪

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4 years

Eh, UoN jamani.Kwani hizi exams ni punishment, bc wuehh 😭 Is it really that serious?

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5 years

@konshens @Brianmbunde GAL A BUBBLE STOP SIGN HARD DRIVE PULL UP TO MI BUMPER BRUK OFF YUH BACK TURBO WHINE WE NO WORRY BOUT THEM GAL DEM DEH YAH DO SUM'N TURN ME ON SHOW YOURSELF SIMPLE SONG

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6 years

#NewProfilePic

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6 years

Tunatafuta nyanya na kitunguu tukarange hio githeri usinyongwe bure.

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6 years

Mko? 😏

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@ivymbayi

11 months

I love what Gabriel Oguda is doing so much.😂😂😂 I hope he never stops.😂

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@ivymbayi

4 years

Relationship status: In a toxic relationship with the University of Nairobi 😭

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@ivymbayi

3 years

There's nothing as depressing as the teams notification for the Monday class on a Sunday evening. 😢

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@ivymbayi

2 years

That whole list of Cabinet Secretaries is a joke but Ababu, Duale, Mutua and Moses Kuria is outrigt outrageous.😂😂😂

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@ivymbayi

2 years

I cringe so hard when I see people calling their pastors dad/mum but Raila? I’m sorry that’s baba!😭😂😂

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@ivymbayi

2 years

Whoever wins kesho tupewe holiday turecover from the stress IEBC has subjected us to these past six days.😂

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@ivymbayi

5 years

When I take a screenshot and accidentally send it to the same person I screenshotted from.

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4 years

@005e5n Chapati is overrated tbh

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1 year

Afisa ndio mnaita Feds?😂💀

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1 year

I was arrested last night and the feds stole my laptop Bora niko safe nashukuru

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4 years

Me when I ask to have a sip of my friend's drink. 😭😂

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5 years

RUN!

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5 years

I GOT ACCEPTED INTO LAW SCHOOL! 😭🙏🏾

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4 months

I am a proud member.😂😂😂😂 #REJECTFINANCEBILL2024

Ivy🦋

@ivymbayi

6 months

Okay okay, i’m tired of hiding it. My MP is Peter Salasya.😭😂

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@ivymbayi

5 years

I may act like I'm fine and all, but deep down I want somebody's son to occasionally send me those, “I know you're asleep but....” paragraphs 😭

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@ivymbayi

2 years

I hate being sick. A whole gangster like me lying in bed all day? Yuck!😂

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@ivymbayi

3 years

Supposed to be watching F1 with him rn talking about ,“babe ni lewis vs nani?💀” Lakini Mungu ni nani!🥲😂

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4 months

Butere tumevotiwa NO☺️, je nyinyi? #REJECTFINANCEBILL2024

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@ivymbayi

4 years

The only correct answer is ugali pls

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@ivymbayi

5 years

I hate it here.

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5 years

Bomboclaat

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4 years

Best birthday ever. 🙏🏾

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@ivymbayi

1 year

Huyu Lempaa apeleke hii nguvu maandamano.😂😂

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6 years

Unpopular opinion ; This track ain't all that,considering the guys on it. They could've done better.

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6 years

Nigerians need to chill 😂

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3 years

Every day above the ground is a blessing.🦋

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6 years

#NewProfilePic

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