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A. B., Esq.

@ivyleague1908

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Being independent is overrated...

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1 year
*sips alcoholic beverage* chiiiiileeeee y’all work my nerves
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Me arriving to vote at 5:00 AM on November 5th because ya’ll are stupid as hell
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Y’all!!!!! Hulu is going up in price AGAIN! I don’t understand. The content doesn’t even slap enough for all of that
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Whewwwww chile EYE can not wait to get back out in these street.....& I don’t even like ppl like that
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Neither can we
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Ice Spice can’t believe she got nominated for 4 Grammy awards 🔥
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Remember...I’m never too independent to not spend my own money
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Imagine being a Black person who has been racially profiled since the beginning of time for minding your business and then turning around and racially profiling others
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My annual birthday picture lol
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Black women looking at their man after seeing Safaree
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@chisoltd Exactly!!!!!
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Me when someone texts me something they found funny from social media like I'm not on social media 12 hours a day...
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I care just as much about y’alls president having COVID as he’d care about me having it. Now y’all drinking today?
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@NTIHER06 See I watch it the least. I watch max and Netflix the most
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Me talking to my friends about why I’m not a kept woman by now...
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6 years
If y’all would just read the tweets, laugh, and keep scrolling without searching for opportunities to show off your university of Phoenix education, I swear your life wouldn’t suck so much
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Why does she keep saying “deman” instead of “D-Man?” It’s annoying af lol #TellThemYouLoveMe
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Bytch I’m a 33 year old attorney with a whole ass house, car, and an impeccable credit score. Please extract your young, broke, basic ass from my mentions mmkay?
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EYE AM SCREAMING! RT @iLostMySanity : Ginuwine: meet me at 11:30 Me at 10:59-
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When you pull your card out and he says "I got you" http://t.co/UY6YAUpXs0
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I love this SO much! RT @HypeSir7 : Game—changer! #Shedidntseeitcoming ! ❤️🙌🏽😭
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8 years
If all lives mattered, there would be no need to say Black Lives Matter! Did all lives matter when we were property!? Total help me sing!
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Lil wayne wasn’t that big in 2006? Lloyd helped his career??
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Remy and Papoose did all that motivational speaking about black love just for remy to go f*ck a battle rapper???
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8 years
I miss president Obama so much and he's not even gone yet
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Maybe “dating” would be less stressful for you n*ggas if y’all were more selective about who you entertain? Perhaps not stepping to every woman at the BP station would be helpful?
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Chiiile Ace Hood is a whole emotionally intelligent Black man with boundaries and a Black ass family #LHHMIA
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4 years
These alleged “rich” rappers who are voting for trump because they may have to pay a few more dollars in taxes are broke. I said what I said
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4 years
So this is a visual depiction of what Black people mean by voting against your interests. Instead of using the affordable care act to go see somebody’s dentist...this person is risking his life for a man trying to take it away....priorities
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The EXACT moment! RT @kashmirVIII : It was at this moment I realized that Cardi B was destined to be Iconic
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Perfect read RT @deray : Don is on it.
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I’m screaming!!!!!!!!😂😭😂😭😂😭 ….and it’s the baby not knowing wtf is happening for me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Should’ve never let millennials parent. I am in TEARS!!!
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Yep! Everybody out RT @belcavuitton : HE WON YALL CAN GO HOME NOW😩🍑 #WAP #WAPchallenge . @iamcardib
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@SheWantsTheVic You need to mind your business 😂😭😂
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Me AF RT @SEDRIICK_ : *Cut It comes on the radio* Friend 1: "please don't do this" Friend 2: "you better not" Me:
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@yancccaaa Omg I don’t even want to know how young you are lol. It’s “Bad boyz” by Shyne
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I know I’m late but I’ve recently been introduced to Victoria Monet and every song I hear, I’m more and more happy I finally did. She’s so refreshing
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Goals! RT @RusStwart : When you and your wife in the same gang http://t.co/tBcXqmgMWu
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I love Black men so much. N*gga just put air in my tire because i was “too fine to be doing it,” and didn’t eem ask for my number
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Me before I call customer service to complain....
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Melissa keeps saying she doesn’t care when she’s been obsessed with this man for over 20 years. B*tch please #loveafterlockup
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9 years
Black people waiting on Justice Thomas to go on to glory......
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I wonder if Aris knows how unattractive a 40 year old man with no self control and no emotional growth is? #marriedatfirstsight
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@kNikJax Ok. I like how you think 😂😭😂😭
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Lmmfaoooooooooooooo RT @Prettybrownbrwn : If your mom dont ride for you like this, you need a NEW one
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Me waiting on my friends to finish their conversations so they can acknowledge the 5 pounds I’ve lost
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I’m SO tempted to book a staycation for myself at a nice hotel. I feel so burned out
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Guy: "I'm not looking/ready for a relationship" How women should interpret this: "I don't like YOU like that"
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Offset was looking at budden like a mother looks at their child who is showing their ass in public
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LMFAO!!! RT @GirlUnica_ : So Rasheeda basically saying her wigs turn her into 10 different women, and her husband stil cheat...
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Remember ladies, you don’t get an award for paying your own bills.
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Real 😭 RT @ShawtySarz_ : When u walk pass a group of girls & hear "she's so pretty"
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Why is it SO difficult for these rich people to say Black Lives Matter???? There's a reason we are making the distinction!
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4 years
Imagine thinking you need to actually like the person you’re voting for
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4 years
I’ve never understood why already overwhelmed and/or struggling ppl with a child/children continue to have more children?? I just don’t get it
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6 years
I’m really tired of Apple judging the amount of screen time I use each week.....
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Lmmfaoooooooooooooo RT @Crotin :
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My cook at the waffle house is a woman who looks like Mannie fresh. .....food about to be swanging!
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Me when I finally learn all of the steps to the dance
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2 years
I can’t stop looking at the bald side of this lady’s head #LAMDC
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Y'all LOVE to embarrass men who show genuine interest and then complain there are no good ones 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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WHERE IS THE LIE!!!!??? RT @Mo_Cain : Gifiwjxhehazhgx RT @AnthonyH21 : I’m CRYIN!! Snoop really be the voice for all of us and how we feel 😂😂😂😂😂
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Lmmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo RT @JohnTuzzy : All black men looking at Kevin Hart #KevinHart
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I might be in the minority here, but this Ultimatum show on Netflix would be so much better with people in their 30s and 40s and not 20 year old who’ve been dating a year and a half #UltimatumNetflix
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4 years
So ladies.....let’s talk about these knotless braids with more parts than braids
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4 months
Shonta lost her good government job for an inmate who doesn’t want her??? #loveduringlockup
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Men like Scott Peterson are SO weird. You don’t want your own family/child but you date a single mother…….
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I am YELLING!!! RT @abedelrey : God I hate y'all 😂😂😂
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GAAAWD I STAN for this woman!!!!!!!!!! RT @Lizzs_Lockeroom : @callmedollar The Late Phyllis Hyman telling this truth!
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How you do an interview RT @KMJeezy :
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The comedians who weren’t important enough to get mentioned by Katt Williams during the interview are spiraling!!!!!
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Eddie Griffin calls Shannon Sharpe gay and says he and Katt Williams are the last two comedians who didn't wear a dress.
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Not paying bills RT @MrJonCee : Ladies, what happens that turns y'all into this? 😂
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Her sister just advised her to buy expensive bags and jewelry to protect her future😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭 There’s not one brain between them 😂 #loveduringlockup
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The fact that Aaliyah’s family is STILL denying Aaliyah was sexually assaulted by R-Kelly is disgusting. They are obsessed with keeping this angelic, perfect image of her alive. My God, LET IT GO!
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I’ve never seen so many “I need a deep connection to get it up” men in my life #marriedatfirstsight
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Me putting in administrative leave to go vote when I already voted
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I love how the son called his sisters to spill the tea 😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #loveafterlockup
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My GOD!😂😭😂 RT @iAmMissKarma : Lmfao this is how my mom is RT @officialSmith_ : When ya moms be sitting on ready 😂😂😂😂
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Why does it seem like so many people are in marriages pretending to be happy all while dying inside. You see this ALL the time. It’s disheartening
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@DontWorryBoutB Hey!!! Hey!!!!!! What is your problem????? 😂😂😂😂😂
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How are you looking down on people’s salaries and still in school??
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Me RT @Ask_Elissia : When you're happy without a care in the world and then life interrupts your happiness
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4 years
Imagine having to go to law school to get bitches?
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@DetroitBrav @ItsOnly1Deprina Everybody 30 and older need to run! Let these savages have it 😭😂😂
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4 years
Michelle Obama did not come to play with y’all hoes!!!!!!!!! She looks GOODT
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Me chilling watching the world end in bed unbothered knowing I didn't vote for a racist bigot in a lacefront
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You’re wearing a peplum top, beloved RT @Ayoo_Miss_Rose : I’m so glad I got into college and never had to become a CNA.
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I want some of you “mean girls” to be more attractive....I really do
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@IPProfEvans Thank you, sis! I’m bringing coffee 😂
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6 years
Imagine being as GORGEOUS as Rihanna and still having a dope personality????? Couldn’t be me
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3 years
I really want Vivica Fox to move on from that 5 minute relationship.......
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4 years
Birthday suit!!!
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My baby and his BAYANG 😍
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@youcantpark Giiirrlllll
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Jeezy proposed to an average looking Asian woman who recently stated you couldn’t marry a Black man? ....that sounds about right. Let’s move on
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@CALiSFYNEST I’m all ready to go!
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7 years
My friends: “let’s get together for a low key, casual brunch and bottomless mimosas” Me: “say no more”
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It makes no damn sense how good Whitney Houston’s voice was…
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Vanessa’s husband doesn’t like her #BBWLA
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Melissa’s sister is walking around with dreads but she wants to judge Louie’s decisions??? #lifeafterlockup
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