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@ivybandit

3 months

The Tortured Poets Department is a...murder mystery? a thread 🧵

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@ivybandit

1 month

ive seen this pic 100 times on my tl r u guys gay or something

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@tayblessings

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BUT DADDY I LOVE HER

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@ivybandit

3 months

need to know what song she was recording on this day

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@ivybandit

11 days

YOU THINK YOU JUST FELL OUT OF A

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@ivybandit

3 months

literally Guilty as Sin:

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@ivybandit

2 months

taylor wistfully watching a wlw couple get engaged during cardigan then congratulating them and thanking the sunlight for allowing her to see it before singing betty and then singing daylight as a surprise song all during pride month sounds like something a gaylor made up

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@ivybandit

4 months

the best tweet of all time

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@ivybandit

3 months

in 50 years ill be in the nursing home tweeting “i told you so” on the ai robot interface when she drops the evelyn hugo style interview

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@ivybandit

8 months

joe alwyn is going to log onto twitter tomorrow at 8 am and post this

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@ivybandit

8 months

Proof taylor swift is NOT GAY but a heterosexual 🖤🤍: NOT a gaylor thread 🧵

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@ivybandit

9 days

Releasing miss americana and then dropping “you know the hero died so what’s the movie for” as a lyric on the following album is sick

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@ivybandit

2 months

she gayed too close to the sun and got scared so now she only leaves in the midnights bodysuit

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@ivybandit

7 months

the worst part about this situation is if this isnt even flagging just ugly for no reason

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@ivybandit

2 months

Taylor this pride month: Im gonna play the Gaylor Hot 100 Hits 😊

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@ivybandit

3 months

wow i Wonder what she Meant by this

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@ivybandit

1 month

"...and i saw travis acting the fully formed chorus of ICDIWABH from another room."

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@ivybandit

18 days

doing this in the us is one thing but in europe is crazy

Timi ✨ heard getaway car x ootw live

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MILAN WE LOVE TO SEE IT #TsTheErasTourMilan

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@ivybandit

3 months

my town was a wasteland, full of cages full of fences…

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@ivybandit

9 months

taylor swift deadass said she was in love with a girl in hits different and her entire fandom was like “no you don’t❤️”

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@ivybandit

3 months

life imitates art

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@ThePopFlop

3 months

🚨 | Sabrina Carpenter has followed Olivia Rodrigo on Twitter!

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@ivybandit

22 days

Her ass probably made the gaylor subreddit

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22 days

wait this is actually crazy yall…..

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@ivybandit

4 months

i finally saw l the lucy dacus and charlie puth lyric on the my timeline… this cant be real

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@ivybandit

1 month

“sir, maroon has hit the gaylor towers twice this pride month”

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@ivybandit

23 days

Notice how Aaron moves out of the camera frame so we can see Taylor dancing with women? Aaron doesn’t put her in the basement. He’s not afraid of her shine. He lets her begayed.

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@ivybandit

7 days

ttpd prologue…evelyn hugo ass quote

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@ivybandit

11 months

when the words of a sister comes back in whispers that proved that she was not in fact what she seemed 💔

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@Oreo

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@Williambowery00 hi dad

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@ivybandit

2 months

I cant believe 23 hours after this post she actually played it 😭 which one of you is her burner acc

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@ivybandit

2 months

we gaylors declared the craziest gayest surprise song for pride month would be this is what you came for like if you’re gonna do it @taylorswift13 👍👍

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@ivybandit

2 months

this video of not patti smith and not dylan thomas is so cute 🥰

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@nicotinelor

4 months

what was in the air??? (homosexuality)

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@ivybandit

1 month

skeletons in the closet: examining evermore as an album about the failed coming out (and master's heist) - an extensive thread 🧵

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@ivybandit

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no offense or anything but you have to be reaallyy gay to have serotonin by girl in red as your top song out of , every other song that exists

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@throwbackgaylor

2 months

one year ago, girl in red revealed taylor’s most played song on spotify was ‘serotonin’ while opening for her at n1 of eras chicago june 2, 2023

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@ivybandit

7 months

how different taylor swift eras would react to you coming out to them: a thread 🧵

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@ivybandit

10 months

page 28 of tree paine's pr playbook: sneaky looking photos taken at a restaurant

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@ivybandit

3 months

want to say something that would make swifties clutch their pearls

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@ivybandit

2 months

this hits different when you remember that miss americana was originally titled “is it cool that i said all that?” delicate is THE pride song for her

✰ isla ✰

@nicotinelor

2 months

throwing up

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@ivybandit

2 months

happy pride month! this particular scene in YNTCD with the oranges was always a mystery to me, despite seeming very symbolic. after some research, it appears that it could be a reference to US queer history, specifically the florida orange juice boycott 🍊 (1/6)

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@ivybandit

3 months

me seeing all of them say that the italy paps were to “prepare us” for the engagement

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@ivybandit

8 months

if taylor swift was a true pathological people pleaser she would bring back androgynous twink bf taylor…thats what the people want !

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

8 months

Happy birthday, Taylor Swift.

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@ivybandit

8 months

taylor swift when shes in a capitalism-off and the opponent is travis kelce

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@le58ian

8 months

HELP TRAVIS KELCE HAS A FROZEN DINNER LINE NOW????? 😭

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@ivybandit

7 months

taylor and demi lovato both liking the gay cruel summer cover on instagram is fueling my crack theory

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11 months

this is crazy 😭

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someone needs to make a thread of weird “coincidences” where taylor seemingly hints that shes a regular lurker i only have bouncygate and nosetouchlor but ik theres more

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@ivybandit

1 month

she's defrosting (how the fuck am i supposed to fit 14 pages of this into a twitter thread)

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@ivybandit

4 months

she looks good but why do celebs always get papped at this sushi place at the exact same angle 😭

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@ivybandit

10 months

every reaction has an equal and opposite reaction

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@ivybandit

2 months

Forest dwelling lesbian

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@ivybandit

2 months

ttds x daylight is crazy considering the season right now is Pride month 😭

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@ivybandit

3 months

btw. she’s peter.

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@ivybandit

8 months

she should join forces with jennifer lawrence and investigate

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8 months

she read every masterpost

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@ivybandit

7 months

CNN pushed NYT against a wall, sneering, “I hate you.” NYT scoffed, “I hate you too.” Their eyes glanced down to CNN’s lips, and CNN smirked. “Like what you see?” NYT flushed, twisting their head. “As if.”

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1 year

the category is: mysteries only gaylors can explain

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@ivybandit

9 months

taylor swift was writing speak now at the time this tweet was crafted btw

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@ivybandit

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you’re laughing. kamala harris could be the first bisexual blasian indian-american female us president and you’re laughing.

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@ivybandit

6 months

marjorie kelce-swift in the future:

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@authoritayrian

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nirvana/foo fighters stans defending violet is gna be swifties defending marjorie kelce-swift in the future

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@ivybandit

6 months

songwriter taylor: “you don’t get to tell me about sad” public eye taylor: “this is the happiest I’ve ever been in my life

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@ivybandit

11 months

I'M READY FOR COMBAT ‼️

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@ivybandit

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Why do they never get backlash. The swiftie cops only come around our neighborhood smh

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@ivybandit

8 months

idk i would never want an sa apologist running up to me and calling me twin but

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@mctayvis

8 months

We love friends who share CLOTHES!!!

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if i had a nickel for every time taylor swift has drawn attention to the hits different bridge i would have three nickels which isnt a lot but its still weird since its the fruitiest bridge in her discography

The Swift Society

@TheSwiftSociety

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📲| @taylorswift13 via instagram reels. "Hits Different really hits different, plus it’s got one of my fav bridges"

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this gaylor quiz is easy af

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im happy for you if you can interpret this in a straight way but this is one of those few taylor lyrics where any straight explanation is mind numbingly stupid

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@ivybandit

11 months

the gaylor vs anti gaylor discourse about the GLAAD ig post is giving this:

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i remember last year when she was dating ratty and gaylors said she's gonna sing a lot more about a forbidden relationship that isn't widely accepted and well ... she did!

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@ivybandit

8 months

shes scrolling gaylortwt on her burner

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@ivybandit

6 months

wheres that one tweet that was like “folklore is fictional until we can make it about joe”

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@MelissaEnchant

6 months

Why I think Taylor Swift lied to all of us when she said the Betty, James & August characters were pretend. It's actually about her Summer of 2016. A🧵

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@ivybandit

11 months

look at the difference on those arms my princess was TRAINING training

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8 months

remember when toe broke up and the fuckass swifties were all like “taylor swift lost the love of her life. 6 years. her london boy. lover is ruined and you sick gaylors are celebrating.”

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@ivybandit

1 year

her knocking down the groom instead of the bride in the ibytam mv is so gay like she wishes she were the groom 😭

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every masterpiece has its cheap copy

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jack antonoff feeding gaylors like peeta throwing bread at katniss

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8 months

thoughts on the TIME interview 🧵 the interview consolidated several things for me. first, the emphasis on the fact she's constructing a narrative is really significant. we know that from midnights (mastermind, dear reader, anti-hero), and i think most of us are expecting [...]

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@ivybandit

7 months

“Is anyone getting homosexual vibes from this song? Because I am just putting the dots together 🤓”

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@ivybandit

11 months

what the fuck? like what the fuck. what the fuckkk

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these articles are giving: if taylor swift is gay then who else could be🧐🙄 lady gaga? shawn mendes? elsa?

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its only fair that we get an automatic pass to call her fruity during shows like this where shes singing a song about gay rights in her little lesbian flag blazer. its what emily dickinson would've wanted.

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katy perry attending the eras tour brings me back to this

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1 year

sharing my thoughts

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1 year

@gaylorplanntika joe alwyn is fun and babygirl when you dont have a swiftie yelling in ur ear that toe are engaged and having babies

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6. Being Homophobic in her youth

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“Mom, can we have kaylor back 🥺?” “Sweetie, we already have kaylor at home” the kaylor at home:

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1 year

if you liked this tweet and use kit connor as an anti gaylor argument youre a hypocrite and your argument sucks

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@ivybandit

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guessing dress x imgonnagetyouback and sweet nothing x hoax i know what you are dublin n1 winner 🫶

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@swiftalert_13

1 month

Need some motivation for your Dublin N2 picks? Here’s what a winning entry looks like from our Dublin N1 winner, Emma! Incredible work 🤯

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@ivybandit

8 months

*whispers* in case u didnt realize this is a joke please do not take this thread seriously

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@ivybandit

11 months

@nobarbienocrime she doesnt let them bejeweled unlike her feet :(

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THEYRE PRAISING MEN WITH PODCASTS WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

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4. Showing her straight pride by wearing the straight pride flag 🖤🤍

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5 months

gaylivia is like gaylor but for happy people (and i also think its more concrete)

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@tays_dreamgirl

5 months

like……. lets take a moment

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@ivybandit

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me when i see the letters “IGB SUR” in the vault puzzle and the hint “name in the sand”

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@ivybandit

7 months

“T as in travis? 🥺” no gabriella, T as in tis the damn season write this down i’m staying a my parents’ house and the road not taken looks real good now but it always leads to you in my hometown I parked my car right between the methodist and the school that used to be ours th

The Swift Society

@TheSwiftSociety

7 months

📷| @TaylorSwift13 wearing 'T' earrings!