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Lanrey

@itzlanrey

2 months

You're not following me but you're here again. What exactly are you looking for? Ehn fine geh?

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Lanrey

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4 months

@DeadlineDayLive May God grant them quick recovery

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@AMAZlNGNATURE We may be born on the same day, but we all have different abilities and times. Be patient with yourself

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5 months

@insultsrare Nothing sexy about that and I'm as straight as a ruler

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@creepydotorg "112 million years" 🥴🥴

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5 months

@LFC Samurai 😍

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4 months

@NigeriaStories Absolutely spot on. We should pass our traditional religion down to the future generations

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@TheBrutalNature On the flip side. Nature is kind. This was just another way of presenting lunch to some hungry animals out there 🤷🏾‍♂️

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4 months

@markgoldbridge He's good. Certainly not world class. Don't forget that this isn't the Bayern we've know for years

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4 months

@FabrizioRomano Liverpool will dominate Europe for the next decade. Mark this

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4 months

@ShitpostGate Like they should just remain in Turkey 😅😅

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4 months

@AfricanHub_ What beats my imagination is why some books got altered or removed from the original Bible. Looks like it was done with intent to suit certain narratives

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Lanrey

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3 months

@dammiedammie35 Funny thing is, this is how most of the songs you vibe to are made. If you're laughing at this, you've most likely never been in a music studio

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4 months

@ShitpostGate Devil may cry 🔥

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5 months

Don't say no to cultism Make ona continue, no be me go kpai nah. Keep it up 💪🏾💪🏾

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Lanrey

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3 months

Sadio Mane with the fastest hattrick ever in the premier league. On his day was a menace, One of the best forwards I've seen at Liverpool.

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Lanrey

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4 months

@LFC After wasting a million chances

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4 months

@AnfieldRd96 He does the same thing game after game, yet people defend him

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4 months

@itanimals0 The person recording only had one job, just one job

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4 months

Michelle Obama should probably just visit a nude beach and post pictures at this point 😅.

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Lanrey

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5 months

@DailyLoud Can I get a job as a guard in this prison?

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Lanrey

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4 months

@officialEFCC At least he now has the clout he was chasing. It's not easy to get posted by EFCC on x 🤷🏾‍♂️

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4 months

@AnfieldRd96 It's all on Klopp

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4 months

@NigeriaStories This is right. You shouldn't be in Nigeria and be pricing your goods or services in dollars

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5 months

@NigeriaStories The show was never the same after Ada passed

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5 months

@NigeriaStories Africa Na just cruise continent 😅

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4 months

@LFCLaurie Clinical young winger like?

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4 months

@LFCLaurie Thanks to him himself

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@JamesPearceLFC How can Klopp keep pampering these guys

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4 months

@AfricaFactsZone This will undoubtedly strengthen their local currency and boost their GDP 👏🏾👏🏾

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4 months

@lekankingkong Sniper wo lon yinbon sinu imole latinu okunkun 😭😭😅😅😅

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@LFCLaurie That's funny, annoying and sad at the same time

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4 months

@moment_mirthful @TheBrutalNature Awwh 🥰

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@JamesPearceLFC He should pack his bags already

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4 months

@NigeriaStories Nothing good comes easy. This is why we have lots of youths doing olosho and yahoo and the likes. We don't want to put in the work, we just want quick success

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Lanrey

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5 months

@belikebaddy Is this real? Do people think before making posts?

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Lanrey

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3 months

@Nig_Farmer Everything wey de happen for this country no consyn una, even Israel vs iran war, nothing. Na just to dey chop / drink clove dey knack 😅😅

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Lanrey

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4 months

I consider Phillipe Coutinho a Liverpool legend cause he sparked the revolution. Without him there wouldn't have been Virgil van Dijk and Alisson Becker, and that's enough to forgive him for that "back injury" 😅.

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Lanrey

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4 months

@LFC This is on Jurgen Klopp

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@JamesPearceLFC There was no plot to start with

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@jeffame_2626 @TheBrutalNature The fences also protect them from poachers

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4 months

@JamesPearceLFC Every player makes mistakes. Quansah is not an exception

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4 months

@danyoung91 @LFCLaurie Above lucho? 🤦🏾‍♂️

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6 months

@FirstObidient 💯💯

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Lanrey

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4 months

@itanimals0 People should not record if they can't keep their hands steady 😏

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4 months

@AfricaFactsZone If Voodoo was real in football African countries would be dominating world football. Wake up

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5 months

Asked for a burger. Wtf they sent me Steve Harvey or what!?

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Lanrey

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4 months

Luis Diaz is the best winger in the premier league. After Mohammed Salah

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4 months

@SkySportsPL Palmer the penalty merchant 😅

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4 months

@naijaconfra We the livescores gang go continue to refresh 😁

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Lanrey

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6 months

@FirstObidient ❤️

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4 months

@SkySportsPL Manchester United and class shouldn't be in the same sentence

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5 months

@PIDOMNIGERIA Biased Investigation all the time

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4 months

@naijaconfra Kee by a gvn, kpai by a gvn. That's life

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4 months

@JamesPearceLFC These are the issues

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Lanrey

@itzlanrey

5 months

how many people have you dated? Me: ⬇️

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4 months

@JamesPearceLFC This is on Nunez

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5 months

@jidesanwoolu Forget political affiliations and listen to what his excellency has to say with open minds

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5 months

@insultsrare This reply seems to have triggered a number of people so I thought I'd explain. Maybe it sounded harsh, but it's just my choice and we all have preferences. Just as some people don't like my kinda face, or stature...and that's fine. Apologies to whoever is offended ❤️

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Lanrey

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4 months

@ManUtd Liverpool winning regardless

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3 months

@AnfieldRd96 PERFECT

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5 months

@NigeriaStories Always reminds me of reeky when I'm on the road 😅

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4 months

I never heard of junior pope before the accident but it's sad to wake up to the confirmation that he is late. Many of you mocked him while he was battling for life. Y'all still had the nerve to post him later again saying rest in peace, all for these engagements? You've lost you

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@markgoldbridge He left his leg hanging 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@NigeriaStories They should get all of them and take them off the streets for long years

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4 months

Kendrick Lamar? J Cole? Drake? TF is up with em? 😅😅

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@naijaconfra When you decide to "bam" you already know that you can fall anytime. Na just their families I de always pity

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@markgoldbridge We all know this. Everyone is fighting against city now. But hey, y'all had your time during the Fergie era so please sit this one out

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@naijaconfra If no loose guard was a person 😅

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@NigeriaStories Kudo to the Labour party number one man

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5 months

@REAL_AHDUDE @insultsrare That's different, and I'll work out with my woman to ensure she retains the physique I like. And even if she can't retain it, we're still good

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Lanrey

@itzlanrey

4 months

Bruno Fernandez, Lisandro Martinez & garnacho are the only two players at Man u who can make the Liverpool bench. The likes of Rashford, Casemiro, mainoo, Maguire, Onana, Lindelof and co won't even make the squad. Did you know? ⬇️

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Lanrey

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@NigeriaStories Yes it's very possible. It can happen when the wife gets busy with the domestic male staff when oga is not at home. So YES

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@IamTommivill 💙💙

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4 months

@Nueladedoyinfi1 @itzlanrey #ynwa

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Lanrey

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5 months

My beautiful niece. She's so cute she give me chills 🥹. How many likes is Niya Bella getting?

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6 months

@kijanaYaa @TrollFootball @PhillipMacloud How many of you watched till the end with hopes that the legs will open?

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@ShitpostGate Wide, tall, whatever. Just give me burgers

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@SaycheeseDGTL No parent should have to bury their children. May God comfort them and grant the young boy eternal rest

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@lekankingkong Mother hens will face anyone and anything to protect their young sha 😍😍

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@_AsiwajuLerry @officialEFCC Are you just deliberately trying to sound stvpid? Cause I don't want to believe what you genuinely think is what you posted

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4 months

Rest in peace to junior pope. He said "abeg I have three children to raise" so sad, but why get on a boat without a life jacket?

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@emperoryeonjun @insultsrare Here you go

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Lanrey

@itzlanrey

4 months

As ona dey hype mayor of Ekiti 80m sporty bet wins. No forget say Hin stake na 900k. No go dey use 100 naira dey take hustle 80m 😅

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4 months

@SkySportsPL They need a manager like Southgate who understands the game

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2 months

My mommmmy is getting old 😭😭

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5 months

@e444la @insultsrare Guys!!! This thing is talking about my face 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

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3 months

Today is Sunday. Me in church today, after all the Lord has done for me this past week. Thank you Jesus 🙏🏾🙏🏾

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4 months

@LFC Luchoooooo

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@itzlanrey

3 months

Hello @gtbank it is literally over two months since my money has been locked & you haven't resolved it, despite fulfilling every obligation/demand. this time around, we're going down in the mud together. Cc @PoliceNG @cenbank

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Lanrey

@itzlanrey

4 months

I don't get why Pochettino is defending Conor Gallagher this much. He clearly ignored the black kid and that's d!sgusting. If Chelsea were a serious club, he'd be banned, but of course he's their best midfielder 🤷🏾‍♂️

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4 months

@ShitpostGate Work work work. It'll be here before you bat an eyelid

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@markgoldbridge @Specsavers @GNev2 He's right

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@T0LUSHE Wahala... This is the definition of "I will not let you go unless you bless me" 😅😅

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5 months

Tiwa Savage is whoever TF she thinks she is 😍

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@IamTommivill 👌🏾👌🏾

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@warriors The Chef gonn cook 😍😍

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@POTUS May their souls rest in peace 🙏🏾

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Lanrey

@itzlanrey

4 months

So a Moscow terrorist was caught around Russia boarder while trying to flee to Ukraine. From the images I've seen, he doesn't look anything like an ISIS member/fighter. What exactly is happening?

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Lanrey

@itzlanrey

5 months

@_callmebekky One weyrey said "oke" is short form of Okechukwu 😭😭😅😅😅

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