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M A Y O R

@itsuchey

4 years

You can't take the Nigerian-Ness away from Iheanacho 🇳🇬😂 "...next game na Liverpool..."

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M A Y O R

@itsuchey

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Lil Wayne once said:

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@Arsenal Incase haters are unable to zoom, I’ll help them out

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I forget my age whenever I see this.

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One call I don’t want to stop seeing...

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Bomboclaat... 🤔🤔

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@aproko_doctor After 6 months of marriage... Mummy Nonso:

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It’s my mom and sister’s Birthday. #September1st

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My friend: “Guy, na serious matter be this, abeg dey serious” Me:

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Since nobody wants to say it...

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This modafucka is always cutting at night 😔

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Married men when told to leave young girls alone.

Wayward Child🌿🦍 𓅓

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Bombolaat

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@UnclePamilerin @mayor_b9

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This becomes useless when one ear stops working.

Omo Kiikan 💙💐

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Bomboclaat

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@itsuchey

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When she says don’t touch me... Vs Oya... lock the door.

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BOOMBOCLAAT

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@SavvyRinu On Saturday, we have just one duty! Vote out SanwoOlu Vote out Desmond

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@RealDreylo ❤️

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Desmond Idiot will still come back and tell us that video was photoshopped. 😩

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@itsuchey

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If Anonymous should credit your account with 2 million, what’s your next step? #EndSARS

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@OneJoblessBoy All the lies no concern me… who else saw the exchange rate? 😭 😭

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@itsuchey

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Reply with your favorite line of Money Heist. Mine: Inspector, what are you putting on? #MoneyHeist4

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Nobody cares about your degree, if you don't have money, you’ll look uneducated.

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Say hello to Manchester United’s new head of Physio.

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Omotola is the first influencer the government have paid to spill nonsense... More to come!

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@itsuchey

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Dating a woman who is intelligent and street smart is the sweetest thing ever. I said INTELLIGENT, not who speaks English.

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Right now, we don’t know if we should be scared of the robbery attack or Coronavirus... If you stay at home, they’ll attack you, if you go out, the virus is out there waiting for you. It’s painful tbh!

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Mummy said I should follow you to where you’re going.

Densityz 🇺🇬

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Bomboclaat

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If you ever think you are wasting time in life, think of Chelsea players training against Bayern Munich.

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Before you use words like ‘ode, goat, fool’ to me, make sure we’re really that close.

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Argue with your Local Government Chairman 😏

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A relationship with good English every time don't last long.

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@_Toseen_ I just hope you don’t run to Shiloh when you’re 40

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Sum up 2020 with an emoji.

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If you’re losing focus, just remember that a policeman shot a ‘keke napep’ rider and killed his wife because of 2k. We are not slowing down until they #EndSARS

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Tell me a heartbreak worse than this, I’m waiting!

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Even if your woman doesn’t check your phone, she knows when you talk to others. It’s a gift the devil gave them.

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If she gives you both Wifey and best friend Vibes, keep her, she’s the one!

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The face she gives once she finally sees you after the lockdown.

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@MrDtAFC @Aubameyang7 I bet you won't be saying this if Iwobi had missed that penalty

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@itsuchey

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Again I ask, is Uzoho really a professional goalkeeper? Cos this goal is really funny!

🇳🇬 Super Eagles

@NGSuperEagles

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6’ Nigeria concedes. NGA 0-1 MOZ #letsdoitagain #soarsupereagles

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When she says: Lock the door.

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In London, we still remain the bigger club! London is 🔴

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This is not even debatable... Kemi olunloyo >>> Fabrizio Romano

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No one is obligated to help you. Know this and know peace!

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Any dude that says anything to you like this, just know he’s lying!

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@itsuchey

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The government messed with the wrong generation! #EndSARS

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After listening to a motivational speaker last night, today I decided to open a small supermarket. Congratulate me fam!

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@itsuchey

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Everyone has that one WhatsApp contact that post NCDC LiveScore on his status immediately they announce result.

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@itsuchey

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Incase you’re wondering, this was not a basketball game, it was a football game played in 90 minutes.

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Where’s the lie? 🥴

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@davvydmoore ❤️

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Zoom out a bit, you’ll see Tierny and AMN in same position. #Arsenal got a wizard as a coach 💀

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@itsuchey

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Wizkid needs maximum security now!

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@itsuchey

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E shock you say I no scope you again abi? No vex, I meet girl wey get sense.

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Once upon a time... The person reading this post was once a Virgin...but life happened

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One club will shame their fans today...

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Argue and your phone will burn... 😏

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When last did you wear a nose mask out?

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@UnclePamilerin ❤️

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RT if you serve a living God.

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I can’t be the only guy that don’t like beans... How can beans even be your best food? 😏

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@itsuchey

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The God that made us see this new day is still the same God that will bless the work of our hands this day! 🤲🏽

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We really have to fight for the government to #EndSARS so our children don’t term us as “failed generation”

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All these guys that are due for marriage but still single, do you know that someone’s daughter somewhere isn’t married cos of you?

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@SavvyRinu You should ask if he has made 50k from that song before he give somebody free 50k

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Funny Fact: If you save a Naira daily, you will not have up to a dollar at the end of the year.

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@davvydmoore ❤️

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Guys, when a woman laughs during an argument, please know that the psycho part of her brain has just been activated. I sayyyy “Abort Mission”

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You can’t be around me and not be business minded... It’s not just possible!

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The day I decide to view everybody’s status on my CL, my data will get exhausted.

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I received electricity bill of 17k for last month. Last month, I could count how many times we had power supply. PHCN, just hold on, we’re coming for you but for now, #EndSARS

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Most of you ladies must stop treating dates as an opportunity to eat food you’ve never had in your life. It’s a date, not a Feeding Program.

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One thing we should know is If we don’t #EndSARS now, those criminals will definitely comeback for us with anger.

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Welcome to Naija where Jesus Christ will send you a WhatsApp message and threaten to kill you if you don't send it to 13 other people.

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You win 10 million from Sport betting. Will you pay your tithe of 1 Million to the church?

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Ladies, when he keeps face like this just know he wants to shift PaYnt.

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@WelBeast £105m well spent

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Because you don't club, drink and flirt with men doesn't make u a wife material. You can be a domestic terrorist.

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A real man will stay awake the whole night jst to make sure mosquitoes don’t disturb his woman. Guys am I communicating?

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@davvydmoore ❤️

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@davvydmoore ❤️

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Forget... I have friends sha... Who are your friends?

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I don’t know if it’s just me but Football news no longer interest me again.?

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@davvydmoore ❤️

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What’s the name of the first phone you used? Me: Trium

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What this government don’t know is we are young and we think faster than them! They thought they’ve won this but we’re coming back stronger. #EndSARS

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Ladies, marry a man that can cook o... e get why!

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@BashirAhmaad @MBuhari @elrufai May he fall down on that parade ground 😡

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The truth is bitter...

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@RealDreylo ❤️

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You’re not just enough.... You’re everything!

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You’re ending this week with a big win!

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@davvydmoore ❤️

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@queen_cendy It’s too early nau 🙄🙄🙄 But reconciliation sex still remains the bomb 😄

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Ladies, no real man will ask you for your nudes! If he does, baba doesn’t see the future with you. Yes I said it....

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I don’t know who needs to see this but Resume don’t perform jobs. it’s people...so hire people and not resume.

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Advertising a game that’s 4 months away because we hurt your feelings few weeks ago 🤣🤣🤣

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Arsenal away. Boxing Day! ✊ #PLfixtures

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Dear @Arsenal do you mind having an extra ball boy? Let me just leave this country before they kill another of your fan...

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Nigeria 💚

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If he starts calling you "Senior Man", My guy, just know he is beginning to eye your sister

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I am not scared to say it: 2021 is my year... RT if you’re not scared too.

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@volqx__ @mayor_b9

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