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@itsslugger_
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Najua huwa mnasema Facebook niya dumb mfs but ukishaa jua what "Market place" holds for y'all, you'll never trash that app.
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@itsslugger_
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Ndio natokea academic day ya my sister
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@itsslugger_
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Kama sio haka katoto ningeinama
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@itsslugger_
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Kuna Dem flani I have done a lot for her ,Nimewai mtumia 5k ,Nimewai mpeleka KFC ,Nimewai Mlipia Rent sai namuuliza if we can date akasema No
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@itsslugger_
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As the only man in that house, what will you do?
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@itsslugger_
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1 year
Nyi wase mnajua kweli USA president hukaanga tu Kwa headquarters za CIA hatokangi ,huyo mwenye si huona Kwa press conference na meetings ni clone tu ,,So hata ukishoot hio clone bado president anabaki
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@itsslugger_
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9 months
An A plain in 2023 KCSE Congrats siz
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@itsslugger_
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Who are you sending To Zackayo's house
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@itsslugger_
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Leo nilikua napiga maraundi nikapatana na punda imekufa...what should I do
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@itsslugger_
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Hi area yetu nayo cases of ladies raping men has really increased
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@itsslugger_
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Kuna Njia flani huku kwetu men are being raped by ladies daily... Jana usiku I almost became a victim.. Something should be done
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@itsslugger_
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11 months
After Dem amesema "Yes we can date" Mtu unafaa kungoja how many months ndio uombe mechi?
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@itsslugger_
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1 year
Nikiwa Jeshi Kuna Time flani submarine yetu ili sink,So venye tulifika huko chini and we had no one to contact,Nikawashow since am the captain nitaenda kutafuta help,Nikafungua drisha nikaswim for 8hrs Hadi nikapatana na mermaid na waka offer kutusaidia but tusiambie anyone
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@itsslugger_
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8 months
Kazi ijipe ,deals ziivane, na Deni zilipwe
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@itsslugger_
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1 year
Let's do a thread Drop a photo of you with your Lover
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@itsslugger_
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10 months
This picture deserves 1k likes
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@itsslugger_
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7 months
Hi Flora ni kairo ule kijana alikubeba Kwa ndege... Unarudi Kenya lini
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@itsslugger_
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8 months
Kuna nyumba flani Eldoret nilienda kupeleka deliveries... Ku knock mlango a lady akafungua na alikua amevaa mini kumpea delivery aka insist nikae nikunywe juice , Si Mimi nimetulia sitting room nangoja juice ... Akarudi ka amebeba juice na ametoa hio mini amebaki na pants solo
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@itsslugger_
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4 months
Dating many women is just a way of confusing your enemies from attacking your main woman, but ladies won't understand this strategy...sigh!!!
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@itsslugger_
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1 year
Huyu Kijana humble petite ndio huwa bully
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@itsslugger_
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8 months
Mmeona hio video ya hao madem wa kampo waki rapee huyo boy?
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@itsslugger_
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9 months
Nishawai leta Dem Rich kid Kwa bedsitter yangu alafu panya ikatokea akanishow " Wow you even have a zoo"
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@itsslugger_
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Uko church umetulia tu kando ya crushe vizuri alafu last born wenu anakuja ka ameshout "Mom amesema nikulete sadaka "
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@itsslugger_
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1 year
Kot ,mtu amuweke kitu Kwa mdomo
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1 year
Kuna area flani boss akinituma Tena ni deliver anything sitaenda ,,This is the third delivery in a different house a random lady anaitisha siex
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@itsslugger_
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Jana Nimepatana na my Aunt pale koinange alafu bado ananifanyia expensive.. like I thought we are family
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@itsslugger_
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9 months
Kwa soko mtu akikuambia kitu ni 3500 but unaweza bargain .. unafaa kumuambia uko na pesa ngapi?
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@itsslugger_
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Back When you were young who was your Best WWE wrestler?
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Kabila Gani hukua na accent yenye inaweza fanya ucheke ukiskia wakiongea?
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@itsslugger_
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1 year
In Kenya we are all behind Borussia Dortmund
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@itsslugger_
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8 months
Ukiweza pewa chance ya ku date anyone on Twitter.. ungedate nani?
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@itsslugger_
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Wait so Kuna watu hawana sleeping pajamas..like how do you guys sleep
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If an atheist asks you to prove that God exists what are you supposed to say?
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Jana usiku nili Zima ,Leo naamka najipata Kwa my Gs house kama nimevaa nguo zake... Hata sitaki kufikiria Tena
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@itsslugger_
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@KhalifKairo Nimeamza kukua convinced unafanya wash wash ...juu hii thinking capacity Yako haiwezi fanya ukue na pesa mingi hivo
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@itsslugger_
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9 months
Wenye hamna shower Gloves huwa mnatumia nini kuoga?
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Men, which hairstyle do you prefer, women which hairstyle do you prefer for your man?
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When your mother is upset, but you're a photographer 😂 📷 😂
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@itsslugger_
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9 months
Kama one bob ya Kenya ni 33bob ya Uganda si basi nikienda Uganda bila pesa nafaa kupewa 32bob
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Accent ya tribe gani hukubamba?
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1 year
Best Caption wins
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@itsslugger_
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8 months
Is it true that usipotoa Fungu la kumi hio salary uko nayo huwezi fanyia kitu ya maana ?
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Btw ni ukweli Kuna watu wako 20+ years na hawana madem?
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@itsslugger_
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Jana usiku nikitoka club na Dem yangu ,,nikakutana na some thieves wanne na wote walikua na Guns. So Nika cooperate nikawapea Kila kitu,time wanatuachilia mmoja wao akaguza Dem yangu ass.. nikakasirika... Nikazunguka na round kick ka nimepiga wawili, Wengine wakaanza ku shoot
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@itsslugger_
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What's your opinion on this kind of relationship?
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Hello Everyone We can do this, If we are united I only need 5K repost Let's Go
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🚁HELICOPTER RIDE GIVE AWAY🚁 To thank our faithful supporters from “small wig” Twitter. Jetman is giving away two seats on tommorows scenic flight from Nairobi to Thika. Qualification; 1.Have less than 10K followers 2. Quote this post, follow jetman and politely ask locust
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@itsslugger_
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Me after Dem yako amenifollow
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Mkona ujinga sana 💀💀😂
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The streets might look clean but never walk barefoot⚠️.
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Men what are the signs that your lady has started to loose interest in you ?
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Kuna dem flani nishawai Enda kwake kurevise cat .... Kufika Kwa nyumba yake nikapata hizo sexx equipments zimepangwa hapo Kwa wall ...kiaci kiaci akafunga mlango na kifuli na akanishow "you didn't come here to study" ilibidii nianze kulia
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@itsslugger_
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Kitu hamjui ni Ronaldo alikua na bro mwenye alikua goal keeper ..so day moja akaambia Ronaldo nikishika pena Yako unanipea Mali Yako yote, Ronaldo akakubali na wakaweka Pena ...bro wake alishika hio pena but ilimpasua kifua akadedi
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What's your slogan when you want to spend money unnecessarily, but you don't wanna feel guilty!?
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9 months
Walimu huwa mnafanya nini mwanafunzi akikuuliza swali yenye hujui?
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7 months
Unafaa ku call mtu mara ngapi kama inaingia na hashiki?
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Men, which style of beard are you? Women, which style of beard will you like your man to have?
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Nikikupea 70K uvute bangi utakubali?
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Jana jioni nilipeleka my rich friends kukunywa Supu sai kila mtu anaumwa na tumbo except mimi
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@itsslugger_
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Getting rich is literally a game buana, si vile Gen Z tunaonanga ikiwa rahisi. It involves knowledge, strategy, foresight, patience, and discipline. Bila hizo lbd ukuwe "mwizi" ndio upate richness.
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@itsslugger_
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Afande mnipige mmoja mmoja hi story ya colabo zii
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Eldoret malayaaa wanapatikana wapi?
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Bro, if you get rejected, take your L with dignity and move on. Don't stick around to be used for favours.
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Juzi I was shortlisted Kwa a certain interview.. Leo ndio naenda final interview...wish me luck
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Ambieni Amerix Ani unblock.. ule msichana alikua ananifunga macho aliniblock
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Unaweza kula Dem ya beshte yako ?
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Sasa edit maisha yako
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Advocate of the High Court of Kenya. It finally ends in praise
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Advantages za kuishi bed sitter nikama gani?
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Zuchu is better than Wakadinali and Khaligraph combined
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Nakuomba. Naku DCI juja
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Hello KOX Am requesting for 300 Repost nipewe jezi.. Let's Go
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Tottenham 🆚 Chelsea 🚨Jersey Give away alert { small wigs} 1. Repost and quote this tweet 2. Get 300 reposts before Kick off 3. Have an active account with Betnare. 4. One winner Play 👉 with 49/= or more to win a personalized team jersey 🔞
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Men huwa mnauliza a fellow man jina aje ? Like how
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Mmeona hio video ya huyo Dem wa KMTC akikuliwa kando ya Barabara? Ama nilete...
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Nikikuja kwako alafu unipikie ugali ukitumia unga ya kisiagi utakula pekee Yako
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Women without blaming men, why can't you keep a man?
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Dating a lazy woman but good in bed is unexplained to the family ,they'll shout at you and all you'll say is " You people don't really know her like I do"
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Single people nani huwaamsha asubuhi?
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Name that artist that controls your playlist?
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After a breakup mtu unafaa kukaa miezi ngapi ndio u date tena
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Do women also worry about their performance in bed, or they just lay there and blame men for everything.
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Appreciation post for sam Gituku
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Nyi watu hamna knowledge,Juzi kulikua na Meteorite kubwa kuliko earth ilikua inakuja towards Earth,,NASA kuona hivo wakatuma missiles na atomic bomb iende ipatane na hio meteorite ,kukakua na blast ,Kama sio hao earth haingekua sai ,Hii information walikua wameficha
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Sasa mbona alinipea number na nikimtext ananiblue?
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What's your next bite from this point?
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Can you accept 20M to change your Nationality?
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Mimi wangu namlipia rent juu Niko sure hawezi niwacha
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You must be sick kama Jana hukununulia mtu Flowers
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Ushawai realize time uko broke ndio business ideas zinakuja
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Scientists should research why it's the ugly girls who don't reply to texts!
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Kwa kalenjins ,Kipsigis ndio wanakuanga wamechanuka except wale wa Bomet
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So after Dem amesema "Yes we can date " as a man unafaa kukaa how many months ndio uombe mechi?
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Name the series. Rate it out of 10.
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Ukienda Kwa Dem Yako upate ako na boy wake
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Mnashangaa mbona Mimi hushinda library..ni juu am waiting siku moja nigongane na Dem tuangushe vitabu alafu Ile time tunaokota tuangaliane then tu fall in love
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After kufanya kazi site alafu time ya kulipwa foreman akuulize nani alikuita kazi?
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If your boyfriend isn't spending money on you, it means he's saving money to marry you. Be patient men are good people.
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@MrRightke Letter "'e' Once in a year..Twice In a week and not in month
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EX amekam hapa Agrovet kununua dawa ya kuuwa wadudu Kwa shamba nikampea ya kukausha mimea
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