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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

@itsnotgeoff

2 years

A true honor ✨✨✨

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@itsnotgeoff Jeff G, you are our brother in beef

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

@itsnotgeoff

6 months

The machine malfunctions. The human man in the costume falls out the bottom. He looks nervously at the exhausted football players. The players smile... for they were promised an edible mascot...

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Do you know who else descended and is now consumed by people around the world in ritual celebration?

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@LinusTech I watch a lot of technical engineering and Excel videos that are long and take awhile to get the point. When time is of the essence, I rely on the dislike count to evaluate the likelihood of the video being useful. This is a big deal to me.

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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WHO ELSE SAW THIS?!?!

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2 years

When ISU MBB dropped a photo like this preseason we should have known they were gonna be a PROBLEM

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5 years

The $5 annual subscription to @WIRED may be the best value in all of journalism.

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2 years

This photo makes me feel like a proud dad 😁😁😁

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6 months

@BillAckman @AJAmmirabilis @MIT Will you publically denounce @NeriOxman ’s serial plagiarism?

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7 months

Mahomes always been a bishhhhhhh

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5 years

@Jenna_Marbles @dog_rates

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

@itsnotgeoff

1 year

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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2 years

It's impossible to step on the campus of Iowa State University and not be overwhelmed by the beauty of the place.

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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2 years

PURDY JUST SAID GO CYCLONES

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2 years

@JimMWeber You really thought you did something with this tweet huh? 🤣🤣🤣

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

@itsnotgeoff

1 year

@InNeverland_ @holy_schnitt Yeah, and she's done it multiple times. The Kennedy kid she groomed, and literally moved into the house next to him right after his mom died. Swifties don't want to talk about how problematic she is.

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2 years

BROCK PURDY MAKING PEOPLE MISS IN THE NFL

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

@itsnotgeoff

3 years

I am 0.0000000 percent mad about Breece skipping the bowl. Go forth and secure that bag, young man.

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3 months

If you are an Ames barber or hairdresser, you have a moral, ethical, and legal obligation to NOT frost any tips this week.

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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2 years

Purdy may have gone first round if we had The Bridge when he was playing...

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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2 years

It's insane that Hunter said with a straight face "My main focus was to get to the next level and player development" when we've had these cyclones in the NBA: Haliburton, Horton-Tucker, Monte, Niang, Shayok, Wiggington, Burton, Naz, Matt Thomas, Nader, BDJ, Babb, and Royce.

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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4 years

@CORSAIR 30-50 rams are in my computer.

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1 year

@WayneTechSPFX @nickgerli1 Maybe you should get a real job?

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

@itsnotgeoff

1 year

@holy_schnitt Taylor Swift literally preyed upon, dated, and abused a minor when she was an adult.

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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3 years

@CBSNews What in the late stage capitalism is this?!

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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2 years

Iowa state fans are the best because they’re really out here having profile pics like this:

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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3 months

I will not let unpaid 18 and 19 year olds throwing a ball at a hoop dictate my level of happiness. I will not let unpaid 18 and 19 year olds throwing a ball at a hoop dictate my level of happiness. I will not let unpaid 18 and 19 year olds throwing a ball at a hoop dictate m...

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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3 years

Look at this absolute legend at the Iowa Game

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1 year

@NFLonFOX IOWA CLAIMS BROCK PURDY AS WELL

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

@itsnotgeoff

2 years

Concept: Iowa State hype video, but 10 seconds in it switches from football players to just shots of The Bridge, and a person with a deep voice reading facts and stats about The Bridge

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2 years

Monte playing meaningful minutes in the NBA playoffs. Dude is a baller

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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3 years

Quick shout out to the incredible @CycloneFB banner image

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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2 years

I don't know why, but I find myself thinking about Steve Prohm a lot. I really just hope he's doing well, man.

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

@itsnotgeoff

2 years

To the Iowa state fans - id recommend watching every minute of this. Damn, I love Brock Purdy. Makes me proud to be a cyclone 🥹

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@49ers

2 years

"You prepare as best as you can. You get better every single day at practice and once you get your opportunity, what are you going to do with it?" Brock Purdy reflects on the win following #MIAvsSF .

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7 months

People don’t understand “I don’t need to prove anything” swag

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7 months

We not losing to this fucking geek

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1 year

@IAGovernor Why is my governor advocating for a criminal?

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10 months

If Jaime Pollard truly loves the fanbase he will bring back the cyclones hot air balloon

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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2 years

The video of CMC telling someone on the field "Shut the F*** up B***" honestly make me respect Matt Campbell more. His starting QB just got a head/neck injury from a questionable hit and no targeting was called. I wanna see that passion. I want to see that dawg in him

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3 months

We got the best fans in the world!! @IowaSwano

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2 years

Matt Campbell *literally* asking them to call targeting the same for both teams

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7 months

Matt Campbell better talent evaluator than Saban, CONFIRMED.

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7 months

Brock Purdy was told by Nick Saban just six years ago as a recruit that he was “below average” in height, his arm strength was “whatever” and his accuracy was “average.” Now, six years later, Purdy leads the entire NFL in completion percentage (70.2%). Has more passing yards

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5 years

This is pretty neat. I will also semi begrudgingly aknowledge that “the wave” is the best tradition in college athletics. #ForTheKids

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Kirk Ferentz stands with Carson King. 🔊 Countdown is on #FTK . Video thanks: @HawkeyeFootball

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3 years

@ChristinaG0813 @Singleterry @MollyJongFast PREACH. Meaningless rules that literally affect nothing, solely devised to serve an inflated ego is why talented folks get out and never come back to academia. This dude is the poster child for avoiding academia.

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

@itsnotgeoff

6 years

@dog_rates @Savy428 Nooooooo

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1 year

Ya'll remember offense? I member 😔

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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1 year

@pitchfork This dude is really unbelievable

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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9 months

Oh? Y’all didn’t know it was Brocktober?

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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2 years

That was the most lopsidedly officiated half of basketball i have ever seen. And I’ve watch a lot of ISU vs Kansas basketball games

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5 years

Man I miss this team! Take a look at baby Georges 🙌😂 #cyclones #cyclONEnation @BigGameTae @King_Kane50 @DustinHogue1 @MelvinEjim @GeorgesNiang20

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@realDonaldTrump PRISON!

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3 months

Zero respect for Jerome Tang. Loser. No class. Naming opposing players? Will be fun to smoke this dude year after year, if he doesn’t get fired first 😂

Cyclone Dave

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3 months

This is so embarassing😭

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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4 months

You gotta love hearing the “Let’s go state” chant erupt in an opposing team’s arena 😂😂

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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8 months

Gun to my head I still say this team would have won a natty if Georges stays healthy

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@CycloneLarry69 Better than this team?

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5 months

We gotta put this guy behind the opponent’s bench at every game

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5 months

This guy 😂

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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6 months

Still one of the greatest ISU reaction memes to ever exist

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5 years

@RamLover69 @elonmusk They sure don't make em like they used to.

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5 years

ISU FANS TTU FANS 🤝 @Big12Refs suck

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5 years

@Windows @realblondewolf (𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒎 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒆𝒔)

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THE GRILL THE GRILL THE GRILL IS ON FIYAH

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@Heartland_CS

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2 years

CYCLONES IN THE NFL!

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

@itsnotgeoff

3 years

@carrera24x @CycloneEQUIP you see it now?

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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3 years

Just engaged in the midwestern tradition of going outside to look at the sky after the sirens go off #iawx

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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1 year

BUT I WAS TOLD THE BIG 12 WOULD DIE WITHOUT OU AND TEXA$$??????

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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3 years

I freaking love this cyclone team. Purdy coming back from the locker room after the inexcusable lack of targeting calls, sitting on the bench with coach and then going back into the game was incredible. Wish I could have heard their conversation. I freaking love this team.

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@SInow @ConorOrr The build of a fullback?????????

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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3 years

“The night before my surgery Matt Campbell called me. He said tough times don’t last, tough people do.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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6 years

@benshapiro Perhaps leave the science to the scientists, Ben.

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1 year

@PhilCallis @hankgreen This tweet means literally nothing

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2 years

My favorite person on the internet is a strange English girl who: 👉lives in a van 👉exclusively wears crocks 👉creates and voices stuffed animals and takes them on little adventures. And I’ve never seen her face. People of Twitter, it is high time you learn about @zoebread

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@single_spacer @ChristinaG0813 @Singleterry @MollyJongFast It is meaningless. I agree it is important to write consistently and in a way that follows the rules. However, MLA took the coward's route here and stated the rule is "Leave one space after a period or other concluding punctuation mark, unless your instructor prefers two spaces."

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I swear to god after that dude held Keshon after the foul I saw the mamba mentality look on Keshon’s face 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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2 years

The ISU MBB game tonight starts at 9PM!? Damn

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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3 years

Preparing for the football season?! This is your Iowa State reaction gif/pics megathread! Feel free to share your own rare Iowa State memes and gifs! #IowaState #cyclones #ISU

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Unreal atmosphere in Hilton. The magic is back. The wiggles are juicy. Clones are number 1 in the conference. It was a good night.

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They just called Holmes and Kalscheur “the law firm” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@RedditCFB Existence is pain

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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5 months

A man can live through all sorts of pain... but hope... hope will kill a man 😂😂😂

Jordan Moore

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Your National Champion is very likely to come from within this circle…..

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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3 years

Oh it's going to be a glorious day when all of these SEC shills have to give Breece Hall the Heisman.

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@raspberhrriies I AM GOING TO BE THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON THIS APP IF THIS HAPPENS

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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3 years

APPROACHING FRANCON LEVEL 6

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2 years

@linusgsebastian next social media site will be called SPINDLEblatt

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1 year

@Madaelena13 @InNeverland_ @holy_schnitt Oh there is a difference. I agree with you. I'm not saying JM was right to date a 19 year old at 32. I also hope we would agree that this is, at the very least, incredibly creepy and problematic behavior:

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@BillAckman @ByKLong Bill, will you call for the resignation of @NeriOxman now that she’s been proven to be a serial plagiarist?

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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@BillAckman Will you publically denounce @NeriOxman ’s serial plagiarism?

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Jeff G. 🌪️⚡

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2 years

@Thrones_Facts It looked really bad. It was obviously shot in the daylight and they just turned down the exposure. The “shadows” from the moon were too bright and distinct, and there were too many colors for it to be night. And I have a nice tv too - LG OLED a few years old. Amateur stuff

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𝓙𝓪𝔂𝓱𝓪𝔀𝓴 𝓣𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻

@JayhawkTakeover

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Don’t worry Cats, the Hawks will quiet those bums in a couple days. You can live vicariously through Kansas (per usual).

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6 months

Bro caught that IN THE SNOW???

Ben Brown 🌻

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6 months

This is an unbelievable catch by Breece Hall

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1 year

See you fine folks tomorrow...

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1 year

@jonstronglives @buckbuckwhatup @kendallhosseini Or Colin is the personification of death

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2 years

@oochotd Adding this to my continued hype for Paddy to win all the awards

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@itsnotgeoff

10 months

Big Citrus heard you bro....

Chris Hassel

@Hassel_Chris

10 months

Did not expect an Iowa offensive player to give Iowa State’s D bulletin board material but here we are Iowa WR Seth Anderson (Via @MCFick )

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@CursedSetups

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2 years

THAT'S 8 NFL POINTS FOR BROCK PURDY!!!!!!!

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@itsnotgeoff

8 months

These commentators are incessant Baylor knob gobblers

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7 years

@espn PLANT THE DAMN FLAG

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@zachsilberberg The "couple in their 40's looking for a third" energy in this vid is terrifying

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@itsnotgeoff

2 years

Glad to see "The Bridge" has taken its rightful place in the cyclone twitter lore, along with "ten unnamed sources," "Niang's Foot," "Picked up Flags," "Pilot Steven Leath," and "UNLV Rebel Girl"

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@49ers @brockpurdy13 TFW THEY THINK YOU'RE IRRELEVANT

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2 years

@kannaistaken @ThreatNotation In guitar tabulature a "0" denotes an open string, or playing the string without it being depressed down on the fret with your finger. So this notation is saying to bend a note with your finger, which shouldn't be touching the string. As others have pointed out, you can bend the

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For the record: I believe it is an unquestionable truth that TJ Otzelberger is the man for the job at Iowa State, I think he's doing an incredible job, and I believe we will reach new heights with TJ at the helm.

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