Hey this is a gross tweet—but I’m really good at my job and if any reps out there are looking to take on a client who is a really good writer/director/improviser/actor/sweetie-pie who people really like working with— hi. I’m Jon. Come on in. (This tweet will get ten likes)
Welcome to NYC!
Even as our Detectives investigate crimes they’re attacked by emboldened criminals, who have quickly realized there are no consequences for law breakers in our city.
The DEA is calling for this violence to be fully prosecuted as we look to file civil charges.
Every time someone says “you’re not gonna be shouting defund the police when you need them someday!” I think about the time my house was broken into and the cops made me search my OWN basement for the guy. “He could get off two shots before I even draw my gun” said the pig.
*Trick or Treaters ring the doorbell*
Neighbor: “Great costumes. Dracula, a mummy & Frankenstein”
Kid in Frankenstein Costume: actually it’s Frankenstein’s monster. The Dr was Frankenstein.”
Kid’s Friends: “Shut the fuck up, we hate you for being like this.”
Teachers Lounge has been the thing that made me most happy for the last four years, and today is the last episode. A sincere thank you to every guest—you’re all geniuses. And to every listener, thank you for caring about the show so much. You’re nuts. Stay flippy, folks!
@nicolebyer
It’s weird how THE SAME every white lady who does this shit is. Like they all have EXACTLY the same attitude & voice & body language...it’s eerie. It’s like the video game we’re all in has 15 different character types and “Karen” is one of them but you can tweak it a little.
GONE FISHING is out today! Super thankful for the incredible cast and crew who made it possible! Click the link below (or in my Linktree) to go watch it—if you enjoy it please like, comment on the vimeo page & share it where things can be shared!
@HelloCullen
I take issue with classifying having diarrhea as being “ill” in the first place. I’m a perfectly healthy person living with near constant diarrhea.
Honestly sometimes Big Grande gets tagged in stuff that I think is a reference to Teacher’s Lounge and I have absolutely no clue what the hell anyone is even talking about.
Today my parents got COVID 19 vaccinations earlier than they were scheduled to because so many people OLDER THAN THEM opted out... lol... we’re fucked! But stoked that my parents are vaccinated now!
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨— a new season of The Teachers Lounge starts today! Alumni Week is just a few short weeks away and Bill, Howard, Sam and Todd couldn’t be more excited. 7 Episodes + Video all at !
Alright so this is the ACTUAL last episode of the show— we miscounted and thought we had done 40, but we had only done 39. What a fitting end to the show though... right?
I’ll tell you, never expected to get subtweeted by my 7th grade girlfriend’s mom for speaking out against a racist statue in my hometown, but now that it’s happen, I feel alive! Also shout out to WARREN, sliding into my DMs to tell me my opinion isn’t relevant since I moved away!
So this does feel like a potential set up for a swerve, but it’s real. We’re gonna be ending the Teachers Lounge after graduation in two more weeks. It’s been a real fun ride, & it’s sad to see these characters go, but don’t worry there’s new fun stuff coming in the near future!
The first ep of
#TheFinalThree
. After graduation, the teachers are retiring & the show will be ending. There’s still more minis coming & keep your eyes peeled for some new stuff coming soon, but Bill, Todd, Sam, & Howard are saying goodbye, for now.
#TheLastFlush
Just FYI— I’m officially unemployed and available to direct huge budget Hollywood movies. Friends can vouch that I’m really good. Please RT if you have influential followers.
@TVietor08
@scottgairdner
This is the same type of argument as conservatives who say we shouldn’t use a mass shooting as a moment to discuss gun reform. Pandemic or not, progressives should be rooting against exploitation of labor, and ultra rich people insulating themselves from bad decision making.
America full on sucks ass, but I can’t get down with moving to another country cause I got too many people here that I love. That’s just the sincere plain truth, friends. Big shrug from me...
I’m honestly actually very scared about the COVID situation here in LA. I like to joke around and laugh with my buddies, but, uh... this fucking sucks, man.
Absolutely floored by the generosity of people tonight. Raised almost $2500 in just over 3 hours on stream tonight. It’s such a small thing in the grand scheme of things, but it’s something. Thank you everybody for your donations. Thank you for being there.
Howard Levi’s turning into Alex Jones when he gets angry on Teacher’s Lounge isn’t canon anymore— It’s not going to ever be a part of the character ever again, because I truly hate Alex Jones…Okay actually it will maybe happen one more time…maybe two more times. But that’s it.
People are defending cops like “but Rayshard Brooks was drinking and driving!!” and I’m like if drinking and driving was punishable by immediate execution, every white republican congressman would be dead right now.
How bout this? Famous internet star
@ZacOyama
will be on How Ya Been? This Tuesday at 6pm (PDT) at . I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again— Zac is more handsome than Borat. BE THERE!!
Superintendent Charles Minipig (
@PFTompkins
) joins the
@BigGrandeTweets
teachers to help them plan Hamilton’s graduation ceremony, including taste-testing the appetizers they plan to serve.
#TheFinalThree
Some bad news and some good news: we miscounted how many episodes we had left by one and Todd Padre is dead.
Against his wishes we will be releasing exclusive audio from the funeral shortly.
At what point do you delete the fake video you made making fun of the cops for making a fake video because people keep sharing it as proof that the cops make fake videos? Or do you just let it ride because everything’s meaningless?
Truly so happy for my good friend, roommate, and all around great guy, Jason Blum. Could not be more excited for him to work with powerhouse horror film actor
@danlippertcool
Once a week I will break character-podcast-kayfabe to let you all know who’s gonna be on How Ya Been? the next week. Well, I’m SUPER stoked to have one of the best in the biz,
@mholland85
on the show this Tuesday LIVE at 3pm (PDT) on
You can hear a little piece of a line that I helped
@danlippertcool
work on in his audition in this trailer. I guess you could say I’m the reason he’s in this movie a little bit. Jokes aside I’m sincerely very excited for my boy! Also very scarred. This trailer is terrifying.
Brett’s old friend Tina (
@mholland85
) from high school tries her best to convince Brett that she’s really a lawyer by showing him her “diploma” from Harvard Law School
🚨🚨🚨NEW STUFF ALERT 🚨🚨🚨
A new season of the Teacher’s Lounge starts today! The teachers are taking a break from Hamilton to try their hand at a new business venture— they bought a gym. Head over to to purchase! New ep every Thursday!
I joined this discord that has this AI art bot and these are three variations of the prompt “Little Boy Cowboy, crying” (a Teacher’s Lounge reference, for anyone who doesn’t know). Technology is crazy.
Very excited that Brett is going to have someone that looks like and sounds very much like
@PFTompkins
(probably with some sort of accent!) On How Ya Been? this Tuesday August 25th at 3p (PDT)! Be there! You will enjoy yourself.
Just to clarify some confusion on the new format of the show premiering Sept. 18th.— we’re dropping our characters completely and turning the Teacher’s Lounge into a dry interview show with boring celebrities talking about school.
BREAKING: Mayor Kelly Girtz announced tonight that the Confederate Memorial in Downtown Athens will be removed. We will post more information as it emerges, but we felt our passionate historic community deserved to hear this news first.
Everyone get excited. When I get back from the Big Grande Tour, I’m gonna be back on Twitch, playing God of War Ragnarock, and let’s just say I’ve put in a few calls to see if Brett DeMott might be interested in coming back for a How Ya Been? Holiday Special in December.
Sincerely very thankful for and in awe of the support Big Grande is getting for our new shows! If you have not listened you can find two free episodes by searching Big Grande Presents on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Then go to to buy access to the rest!
A kid in my 2nd grade class ate a huge chunk of his Jump Rope For Life t-shirt (about 25% of the front of the shirt) by chewing on the collar over the course of a few months… and he is one of my home county’s county commissioners now.
This is a video from a hundred years ago of
@danlippertcool
digging through a bin at Barnes and Noble.
Tomorrow at 3pm (PDT) he will be on How Ya Been? With Brett DeMott, and you should tune in!
If you missed it on stream tonight- this Thursday (May 21st) my stream is gonna be taken over by my friend Howard Levis to play his favorite game Oregon Trail. Tune in to at 6p on May 21st to see if he can even manage to know when he is/isn’t streaming.
The first boss in Elden Ring is the hardest video game fight I’ve ever had. I have died to them 60 times split over three sessions with tons of exploration and leveling in between the attempts to try to get stronger. This is not a complaint… I’ve never had more fun.
If you have friend that's still on the fence about our new content on , show them this clip from the Welcome to Subway Ep of Exit 42. They'll definitely have a firm opinion one way or the other after watching!
There are no words in any language that could explain how incredibly excited I am for this. Four completely improvised shows, four different sets, each with unique costumes and makeup… and we won’t see or hear even a hint until we’re on stage and the lights come on. Truly wild!
Los Angeles! October 23 & 24 - Big Grande Live on Set: A Taped Comedy Special.
2 nights. 4 different shows on professional sets in full makeup and wardrobe that we won't see until we step out on stage. Come be a part of our first ever comedy special!
Posting this all over the internet because it has really made my day— this is my 15 month old niece responding to my brother saying my name. Even if I never own a home, or get paid to make a movie, or any of my other dreams, this is honestly good enough for me.
They should do a Walter Reed for like... regular people. A place where we can go and get free treatment for any kind of illness simply because the government cares so much about whether we live or die.
We go inside, we’re killed by the Delta variant. We go outside, we’re killed by climate change. We go to sleep, we’re killed by Freddy Krueger. Literally what are we supposed to do?
Not kidding... if you are going to a NYE party tonight, meet me in an alley after I’ve gotten a vaccine and i will absolutely pound your ass into the ground with my bare hands.
Hey look I don’t wanna get sappy, but the last couple weeks we’ve seen some pretty spectacular growth with listener numbers for DePodcast and it means a lot to me that people are enjoying it and sharing it! Tell all your friends!!