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Dave O'Neil

6 years

Watch my “DAVE Pilot Trailer” on #Vimeo coming soon to @channelten #pilotweek

‘DAVE’ is a half hour sitcom based on a day in the life of stand-up comedian and suburban dad Dave O’Neil, much like a family friendly version…

vimeo.com

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Seeing someone who used to throw a ball through a hoop for a job think that he knows more than doctors and scientists is more fun I reckon.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

4 years

Police just released this photo of the Chadstone butcher super spreader...

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

30 days

Tucker is a rich kid who went to boarding school in Switzerland. Jacinda is the daughter of a police officer, she worked incredibly hard to become NZ Prime Minister. Tucker hates working class success stories. Rich kid picks on working woman. What a low life.

Liz Churchill

@liz_churchill10

30 days

Tucker Carlson refers to New Zealand’s Covid Dictator Jacinda Ardern as, “The Retarded Girl with the teeth…” Lol.

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Dave O'Neil

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4 years

Bloke in the local IGA fuck me what an idiot

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Hey @Qantas all I wanted was extra leg room on my flight to Perth, very happy to pay for it but this seems a bit expensive....

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

11 months

Why is there such a big crossover with anti-vaxxers and the No vote people? Selfish worldview perhaps?

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

11 months

Feel sorry for the nearby cafes getting all those 'piping hot cappuccino' orders

Toilet Paper Australia

@toiletpaperaus1

11 months

This is an image from the Liberal Party’s Vote No campaign rally held over the weekend. What do you notice?

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Noo Bert Newton. He was always so friendly & hilarious. One day at an 11 am media screening of a film he sat next to me & Rove. He pulled out some champagne & handed me two glasses. He said ‘that’s for you, that’s for Rove and fuck the rest of them.’ RIP Bert, champers in heaven!

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

1 year

I have not met a single unvaccinated person who’s normal. It’s always some former addict banging on how the new world order caused their lawn mowing business to go broke and they ain’t putting that poison* in their body. *excludes ice, heroin, hash and pills.

Alexandra Marshall

@ellymelly

1 year

I have not met a single person who regrets remaining #unvaccinated - even those who lost their jobs and friends. I have met *many* people who regret getting vaccinated for #Covid , including those with ongoing health conditions and others whose family members died shortly after.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Fully vaccinated ! It’s the only way forward ... every comedian I know is getting vaccinated so we can get back to live performances. Very happy to have Bill Gate’s chip in me but would have preferred something more compatible with my @Apple products ..

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

4 years

Oh geez a curfew in Melb? But I’ve got to go to Bunnings without a mask and abuse a minimum age worker, drive to Wodonga for maccas and then Costco to get 500 toilet rolls.. how am I going to fit this in before 8pm?

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 years

Wake up! Cooker alert !

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

1 year

This cooker is fully cooked...

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 months

You get vaccinated to protect the vulnerable people you deal with on the job, like the elderly and the sick. It’s not just about you champ. Ahhh well Hungry Jacks always need security guys on a sat night…

Ben Falconer

@benf_wa

2 months

Just met the @WA_Police Deputy Commissioner again, where he handed down the predictable guilty verdict for my not getting the jab. The penalty (dismissal) will occur in a week or two. The poster displays the “values” of the @WA_Police . Outside the same room where we attended for

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

4 years

Wow ‘friendless loser’. Tim you’re not on the tram picking on the Xavier boys in your little Scotch uniform.. you’re an elected politician now..

Tim Smith

@TCS1983

4 years

In Victoria with control freak wowsers like Dictator Dan running the show, you can’t even sit down for a coffee, let alone a beer. Our Premier is such a friendless loser, of course Victoria has no plans to reopen licensed venues,who would invite Lurch for a drink? #danhasnomates

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

4 years

Hmmmmm....

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

1 year

So sad she was the best. RIP

Geoff Field leaving X🎤📻

@GeoffField

1 year

#RIP Chrissy Amphlett passed away on this day in 2013 aged 53

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Just shown my kids and said ‘if you don’t listen at school this will be you!!’

Joe Crupi

@CrupiJoe

3 years

We’re not gunna take in ANYMORE #Melbourneprotest #FreedomRally

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

4 years

Remember before COVID when fans would hassle you for a photo?

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Great photo of me and Poida (⁦ @EricBana67 ⁩) in the paper today. There’s a groundswell for a Poida comeback, well starting with this tweet...

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Using a noose to suggest hanging an elected politician is disgraceful. Why not stand for parliament yourself? Run for local council ? Go on your kid’s kinder committee? Get involved in the process and change things. Don’t be a fucking moron

Fanny Fitch

@FannyFitch

3 years

Imagine the outcry if this was Scott Morrison or Peter Dutton pictured on the t-shirt! Or, even Craig Kelly ffs. The AFP would be knocking on every door! Terrorism, that is what it is! #Melbourne

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 years

You’re a fucking moron. Rigged? So all those workers at the voting centres were in on it? All the scrutineers (volunteers from both sides) were in on it? Seriously take your trump bullshit and fuck off Jono

Jonathan Wolnizer

@jwolnizer

2 years

@goodfoodgal @DanielAndrewsMP I think it was rigged. It defies belief too much to think it was actually legit, and with such much voter fraud in the world in the last few years, it's not past the realm of possibility

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Ah well see you! If you’re against vaccination you shouldn’t be a nurse.

7NEWS Adelaide

@7NewsAdelaide

3 years

. @crowsaflw player and RN Deni Varnhagen is among protesters who have gathered in the CBD to rally against SA's health worker COVID vaccine mandate, forcing hundreds of unvaccinated hospital staff on leave. The @AFL has set a November 19 vaccine deadline for AFLW players. #7NEWS

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

4 years

How many assholes you got?

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Some people dream of performing in the beer garden of a Mexican restaurant in Geelong, well I made that dream come true yesterday! #blessed

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 months

Sorry Tomakari… pretty sure you’re not a doctor.. guess who is a doctor? My doctor. And he’s been practicing medicine for 40 years and he said the vaccines were safe and effective.,so I’ll go with someone with experience and education.

Tomaraki🌸🐭 🇦🇺🇬🇷

@Tomarakh

2 months

@itsdaveoneil Let me be completely clear about this. These 💉💉 are neither safe or effective.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

6 years

Brilliant article by Tim Winton on class...My fave bit is when he talks about how Whitlam made Uni free then the Hawke/Howard govts (which was full of people who benefited from free tertiary education)'pulled the ladder up' and started charging .not fair!

The C word

Some thoughts about class in Australia

www.themonthly.com.au

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Tonight @ABCTV 9 pm Kitty Flannagan’s new show Fisk! A hilarious new sitcom and sure I’m in it tonight ... Kitty was too busy directing, writing and acting in the show to appear in this photo!

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

So 22 police officers and 14 other staff resigned from the QLD police cause they didn’t want to be vaccinated. That’s 36 out of 15,000, a massive 0.24 percent of the workforce. Very happy with those figures, shows just how small this vocal bunch of idiots are!

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 years

I don’t know what’s going on but everything seems a bit brighter today..

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

6 years

Kids footy is getting serious!

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

1 year

The holocaust ... yeah I dunno I wasn’t there... fuck me mate you can’t be at every historical event & why does it always come back to the Jews with these cookers? They’re like the Lions Club with all their community except they’re not building playgrounds they’re building hate.

Cookerwatch

@cookerwatch

1 year

Phenomenal work by @sunnysandeel and @SOS149 helping the ABC with the 7.30 report tonight. It shows just how unhinged, radical and antisemitic these people are.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 years

And it’s back! Spicks returns to your screens soon in ⁦ @ABCTV ⁩

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

1 year

Always will be Labor and proud. Working class parents, went to the local high school, put myself through Uni. Never been paid a cent by the ALP and happy to do it for free. Ps Dan got elected with an increased majority ....

PoliBard

@PoliBard

1 year

@razorback11111 @itsdaveoneil I'm sure he's being professional

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

6 years

Wow hey fuck off Sandy!

Virginia Trioli

@LaTrioli

6 years

Mail’s in. ⁦ @BreakfastNews ⁩

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

6 years

At a footy club gig yesterday.. Man: you still doing stand up or have you retired? Me: no I'm about to do it right now. Man: I thought you were giving a talk? Me: if there's no laughs, it's a talk.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

1 year

Loved Barry Humphries, saw him many times and met him once, such an inspiration. May he Rest In Peace.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Can’t wait for the Sam Frost reboot of ‘The Bachelor - the anti vaxer edition.’ Imagine the cast - Pete Evans holding a red rose, choosing between Sam, Pauline Hanson, Bunnings Karen, Craig Kelly in a dress... can’t wait!

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 years

Mate you got stood down for bullying, you got sacked cause you got caught branch stacking on camera. So now you hate your old boss. Fair enough but fill out a form with HR or fuck off..

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Thinking of sending my kids to Fitzroy Community school, 18 K a year to join the ‘community’ have them exposed to COVID and join a Jim Jones style cult ! Where do I sign?

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 years

At this point Sco-mo is stealing shit from kirribilli.. station wagon backed up and him yelling ‘grab what you like girls!’

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

My band ‘Circuit Breaker’ are playing the prospect hill hotel tonight with support act electronic duo ‘Nebuliser’ come along!

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

4 years

Disgraceful

🇦🇺🌸Hon. Dumb Blonde🌸🇦🇺

@thetopjob

4 years

This should, SHOULD, spell the end of this govt...

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

1 year

I’m going with the Karl with the degrees as opposed to the Karl who punched on in a Noosa caravan park...

Dr Karl

@DoctorKarl

1 year

Based on my 16 years of University Education (including degrees in Medicine and Surgery, and Physics and Mathematics, and having done lots of Statistics electives) and the data of the last three years, I have booked my 5th COVID vaccination for Friday 18th March.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 months

Oh yeah the doctors are all in on it. So are the nurses, yeah the government tried to kill us… yeah I’m like smart I read memes on Twitter … curse this internet.. in the 80s you were just that crazy person talking shit on the factory floor, now you’re all conferring on here..

Tomaraki🌸🐭 🇦🇺🇬🇷

@Tomarakh

2 months

@itsdaveoneil You can continue believing what you want Dave. If you want to believe your Dr who was given a directive by AHPRA not to interfere with the Government’s jab roll out campaign or he may potentially lose his licence to practice medicine as did other doctors, that’s your choice

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

This is a photo from today’s protest in Melb, and an info wars flag! Any decent person should see that flag and go home. It’s the company you keep that defines you...

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

4 years

I’d like to share my Alan Jones experience. I gave him a radio award once and then said into the mike ‘He touched me on the bum..’ Many people criticised me for my actions. But fuck it was funny

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

1 year

You guys said that we would all be killed within six months, then a year, then a few years... now we’re told to wait. Pushing the date back is a classic conspiracy theory trope. The world’s going to end tomorrow, ok in a week, no sorry a year... you getting the drift michael?

Mikeymick

@Michael40798580

1 year

@therealrukshan It may take years but eventually the vaccinated will find their lives shortened as more excess deaths occur, more sickness afflicting them. They are waking but automatically go into self denial mode. Wait.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

6 years

No it’s not my Roxette cover band, it’s me and ⁦ @calbo ⁩ about to go on Spicks and Specks reunion!! Tonight 7.40 ⁦ @ABCTV ⁩

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

1 year

Those 900 dead mainly occurred in aged care, which is under federal jurisdiction (sco-mo) but the rot started with Howard’s aged care act in 97. Lockdowns were necessary. No charges against dan for corruption. Every state’s in debt. Also mum called your dinner’s getting cold.

PoliBard

@PoliBard

1 year

@itsdaveoneil Like you could charge for it😂😂😂😂😂 Are you proud of the 900 dead Victorians Dan farewelled, when the rest of the country combined only coughed up 100 in total? What about the longest lockdowns? Biggest state debt? Or all those private IBAC chats? Sighted any of those 4000

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Hey guys I’ve been off Twitter a bit, been busy writing these milkshake videos, anything going on?

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

1 year

They’re not reporters. You have to do a journalism cadetship or a degree in journalism to be a reporter. What they are is a wedding photographer and a convicted wife basher who travel around grifting money. Is that a reasonable person activity?

Reasonable Person

@ReasonablePer10

1 year

@itsdaveoneil They are reporters, just doing the job @abcnews should have done honestly but on their own admission deliberately mislead the public... someone on the ground has to interview the people. Your insults show what type of aggressive person you are... sickening.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

4 years

Wow Chadstone just got even more shit

James Hancock

@jameshancockABC

4 years

Small anti-lockdown protest happening now at Chadstone Shopping Centre. @abcmelbourne

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 months

Thinking of my Dad Kev who served in Vietnam… love you Dad. Miss you… he’s the one with his shirt off.. going full Apocalypse Now

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

1 year

Mate hang on Dan Andrews sent the nazis? That’s the most ridiculous and moronic thing I’ve heard and I’m a comedian. Any proof champ? Or just talking complete shit.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Ha ha

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 years

@PatsKarvelas And on the day Coolio died.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

6 years

Just read the Spicks and Specks reunion was the highest rating ⁦ @ABCTV ⁩ show of 2018! Congrats all involved! But I think we all agree the roadies need their own show, take a bow ⁦ @calbo ⁩ and ⁦ @LukeWMcGregor ⁩

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

When I left school and worked in a tile factory, we all wanted to drive the forklift, but we were told that only Gary could drive it because he had a ‘ticket’. Well fuck you boss of the monier tile factory on Mitcham road circa 1982, sco mo said I can have a go!!

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Wow Ben Small what an arsehole.. small by name small by nature! Stay down Ben, I got you bad !

Kate Thwaites

@ThwaitesKate

3 years

I went on ABC tv to talk about why the #March4Justice was so important and Morrison Government Senator Ben Small decided to talk over me. It's so distressing just how much this Government doesn't get it. #auspol #mansplained

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3 years

The best description of Joe Rogan ever

Requiem Metal Podcast

@PodcastRequiem

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@paulduanefilm

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4 years

My new hero

Wingdings

@praet0rian

4 years

Fucking owned. 😂

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

1 year

Yes he touched so many people

Senator Matt Canavan

@mattjcan

1 year

Cardinal Pell was made a sacrificial lamb because of the sins of others and because he exposed corruption. It was a great privilege to farewell him to our Lord today. Pell inspired so many in life and his legacy will persist if we live up to his motto and Be Not Afraid.

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1 year

V funny .. good friend

The Daily Show

@TheDailyShow

1 year

A Florida school got mad at Michelangelo's "David," and @RonnyChieng knows how to spin this

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@itsdaveoneil

2 years

You know it’s Carols by Candlelight when you’re hanging out with the great Dennis Walter..

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 years

Seems like almost all Australians disagree with you champ!

Support for Albanese Government lifts significantly in two states, new poll reveals

Anthony Albanese's rising popularity would secure six further seats for the Australian Labor Party if an election was held today, according to the latest Newspoll survey.

www.skynews.com.au

Justustwo

@Justustwo12

2 years

I m old enough to remember when Scomo got crucified for going to watch sport. Isn't there some flood affected areas you should be helping out in. Such a hypocrite. Revolting man. @AlboMP

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@itsdaveoneil

1 year

Excellent medicine gets replaced by even better medicine. This is how medicine works. Anti vax idiot no understand.

Pelham

@Resist_05

1 year

Australia has finally banned the AstraZeneca vaccine. This was originally the only vaccine available to Australians and was mandated. After a tsunami of excess deaths (15,000 this year) and millions of vaccine injuries… they finally pulled it from the market. The government

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

4 months

Like Jesus I have returned! To @abcmelbourne filling in for the great Sammy J from 5.30 am for the next two weeks… tune in.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 years

Yeah as long as you politicians do the same ... NRA and One Nation?

Malcolm Roberts 🇦🇺

@MRobertsQLD

2 years

What’s your answer?

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@itsdaveoneil

2 years

That @jekearsley is an annoying little fucker who went to Caulfield Grammar. His dad would have told him to vote liberal from a young age. Remember when journalism was a working class profession done with dignity?

Naveen Razik

@naveenjrazik

2 years

The questions continue as Mr Albanese tries to leave the press conference. @jekearsley : "Is it embarrassing that you don't know your own policy?" #AusVotes @SBSnews

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Hey Fitzroy Community School I’m keeping this stuff away from you folk...

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

5 years

Might send lad to catholic boys school. Just googled options.. Xavier College - 3 old boys jailed for bashing old blokes. St Kevin’s - Students sing disgusting song on tram.. Whitefriars - student sends out sexist and homophobic email. Yeah I’ll stick to my local high school..

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

4 years

What a horrible elitist ad, yeah imagine that. 95% of people can’t afford a @StMichaelsGS education. Imagine what would happen if you opened up your pool, prestige sporting fields, theatre etc to the public school kids.. maybe start there to make the world a better place.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

1 year

Been a full time comedian for 30 years, how long you been an anonymous troll?

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

4 years

So sad to hear about Tim Brooke-Taylor. I loved the Goodies so much and it was an absolute pleasure to meet him. I’m going to play ‘A walk in the black Forrest’ for him right now..

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@itsdaveoneil

3 years

What about the hi vis top in your profile photo? Did they give that out at your Gold Coast private school graduation? You love dressing up like a working class man. Put your blazer and tie on!

Senator Matt Canavan

@mattjcan

3 years

Amazing how many neo Nazis own CFMEU hoodies

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

6 years

I still keep thinking about how Peter Dutton wanted to be Prime Minister. That’s like when you’re in a band and the drummer says ‘hey guys I’ve written some songs..’ Awkward .

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@itsdaveoneil

5 years

Very soon making my debut on ⁦ @HYBPA ⁩ ! Woo hoooo

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 years

Always proud to perform in RSLs for 70 year olds, often war veterans like my Dad who served this country. You having a go at our veterans and one of the institutions that looks after them? Not a good look Spunk Mav for a right winger like yourself.

Spunky Mavrick😉

@DanielSon69er

2 years

Dave O’Neil the most unfunny Australian Comedian !!who goes to his RSL gigs ??70 year old retired people😂😂😂 Go join Magda on jenny craig mate🖕

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3 years

Current ‘protest’ on the steps of Victorian Parliament... So reminds me of when I was a teenager and you heard there was a party in the park and you stand around with two other people going ‘Yeah they said they were coming, wait just a bit longer...they’re bringing UDLs’

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

6 years

Four squares of Snack and no pineapple yet. Get fucked no wonder I'm fat

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Nuhh. You should all re-enrol at high school and finish Year 10.

Monica Smit / Reignite Democracy Australia

@reignitedemaust

3 years

More action in Melbourne today! How dedicated are you all??? You should be proud!!!

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@itsdaveoneil

1 year

Exactly when iceman? You guys keep changing the date

Ruler Of The Universe

@Conspiracy992

1 year

@DaveLang72 @itsdaveoneil The people who are vaccinated are cooked you are going to die.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 years

Fuck. Worst big day out ever.

SOS

@SOS149

2 years

What. A. Showman

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@itsdaveoneil

2 years

Pretty simple anon.. grew up in a working class family, dad was a fitter and union leader, went to govt schools, my kids go to govt schools, I work in the arts. Labor supports all of these things. Liberals don’t give a shit about public education and the arts.

👩‍🚒👨‍🚒🚒Protect the CFA

@protect_the_CFA

2 years

@itsdaveoneil So just attack me now, what is it Dave? Just a life long attachment to Labor? Or to the corrupt liar Andrews?

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

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Tonight Spicks and Specks! Brand new ep. Me and Dan Sultan hanging out!

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

5 years

Good old @ScottMorrisonMP good a great education at a public school which he credits for some of his success. Now he sends his kids to private schools and gives less and less $$ to public schools. The fucker has pulled the ladder up..

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

4 years

I love this chemist on Warragul Rd so much, can’t work out what popular Chemist chain they’re trying to be?

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Saw a guy I went to school with posting photos from this protest and he’s had so many drugs in his life it’s not funny, but no to the vaccine... give me a break. You’d take speed from Goose’s lab and eccies at a bush doof.. ..

Dusty Pee

@DustyPee

3 years

#vaxtoria 😂🙄

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 months

Pretty sure your kids stopped listening after about ten seconds champ… once Dad used the word ‘woke’..

Ben Robson

@brobson_politic

3 months

It frustrates me that each day my kids get home from school I have to ask them about their day, discover what woke stuff they were taught, and then find the data to deprogram the rubbish they were forced to ingest. Instead of having a nice discussion of things, after school, we

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@itsdaveoneil

1 year

You have a convicted wife basher reporting on an event spreading bullshit put on by a political party (UAP) that isn’t even registered any more. Absolute disgrace. Resign please.

Senator Babet

@senatorbabet

1 year

Our UAP Covid-19 Vaccine conference was a huge success. The UAP is here to fight for all our rights and our freedoms, in this case the freedom to be free medical tyranny and big pharma corporations who marketed a product as safe and effective when it wasn't. #UAP

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@itsdaveoneil

1 year

Hey are you that unemployed unvaxed bloke who moved to QLD cause Dan Andrews was preventing you from getting a root?

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@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Ahem parents of public school kids do contribute to their schools. Because of a lack of funding we run fetes, trivia nights, volunteer for the canteen & school camps, help in the classroom etc etc. sometimes I wish I could just pay 30k and turn up to the rowing like you twits do.

Because I said so

@CaudalRaphe

3 years

@Picketer @plalor Why is that obscene? Why should a school lose access to funding because the parents have the capacity to make a co-contribution to running the school What’s really obscene is wealthy families accessing free education at public schools with no obligation to contribute anything

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 years

Well said

The Sage

@SarkySage

2 years

MUST WATCH: This is why Dan Andrews is a record breaking Premier in his third term. Doesn’t mince his words when asked about George Pell and a state funeral. This is the type of strength in leadership we need in politicians. Legend. #IStandWithDan

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@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Tonight on #spicksandspecks I played a Mr Whippy man! Bucket list .. tick! Watch it on @ABCTV iview

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

2 years

You went to Brisbane Grammar and worked as an engineer for the coal industry. You are part of the elites you fucking fool

Malcolm Roberts 🇦🇺

@MRobertsQLD

2 years

Wow. Italy’s new Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni sums it up perfectly. No wonder the elites and establishment don’t want her to succeed.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

4 years

The latest catchphrase of conspiracy nutbags on Twitter/Facebook ... ‘I’ve done my research.’ No you haven’t, you read some other shit on the internet. That’s not research!!!

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

3 years

Ha there’s no actual Covid in the vaccine. Hope your financial advice isn’t based on shit you read on the internet !

Peter Reynolds

@RLS4YOU

3 years

@itsdaveoneil @Apple Your a super spreader now mate , if you didn’t have Covid before you were vaccinated , 100% u do now .

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

1 month

Me and Glenn are both left wing. You might want to find some funny right wing Aussie comedians who do a podcast.. oh wait there aren’t any! Ha ha

Jonno

@Jsus1

1 month

@itsdaveoneil Huge fan of your podcasts Dave, but I have been quite surprised by your X feed lately. Finally made sense upon hearing you on the ABC this morning.

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Dave O'Neil

@itsdaveoneil

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Covid the great Fuckwit detector! Good work Fitzy