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2 years

I did FIVE (5) loads of laundry today AND put them away. Made a nice dinner AND cleaned up afterward. Please clap.

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7 months

I just turned on The Sound of Music to watch for the first time (I know, I know) and since I just paused and turned it up several times in the first minute to see why there wasn’t any sound….. I think I should live tweet what it is like to watch it for the first time in your 30s

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6 months

Painting my living room is maybe the best decision I ever made.

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2 years

Is this…. Maturity as an adult? 🦋

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7 months

Imagine all your coworkers/housemates/friends wrote a whole song about how you’re a problem

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4 years

If you worry that Trump getting banned from social media means your church will next be banned from social media, I worry about what your church is doing and saying.

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4 years

@la_mochahontas @Born_MVP @SydneyBattle In middle school we had to debate slavery, I got given the “pro” side. I presented the southerners’ opinions & someone called me (rightly) racist. I think that teacher back pedaled pretty quickly, making a little white girl spout racist confederate points for school credit.

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2 years

Some folks make marriage pacts that they’ll marry a friend when they get old, but I wanna make a Golden Girls pact that we’ll move into a vacation villa together and live our best lives if we’re still single at 60.

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7 months

I want to dance in a glass gazebo in the rain in a twirly pink dress with a man, when’s my turn? (Don’t tell me if he ends up being bad)

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2 years

I am so used to Christian sayings that I just got an email titled "Ways to protect your heart in hot weather" and was left wondering why the heat would affect my love life.

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7 months

I’m getting Meredith Blake vibes from the Baroness

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7 months

THEY’RE SINGING ABOUT HOW SHE WAS A PROBLEM AT HER WEDDING HAVE THEY NO RESPECT

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Yesterday my dear sweet 70yo friend asked me if I am looking to buy a home. I told her I couldn't afford it. She asked how much I could afford. I said at most $1k a month with a $14k down payment. She said "Oh is that like a $300k house?" when I said it was more like $100k-ish,

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2 years

@_graceyang @holy_schnitt Did you CROCHET that?????

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7 months

Has there ever been a more cutting line than “I’m sure you’ll make a very fine nun”? (Also potentially what God may have said when he created me…)

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2 years

My dad just woke me up and told me the news said the zoo was free today for fathers so now me (32yo) and my dad (68yo) are going to zoo!! I am very excited :)

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7 months

“Haven’t you ever heard of a little thing called boarding school?” AKA

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2 years

This woman next to me at Starbucks is talking about how Christian college made her adult children socially awkward and unable to be adults in the outside world. Lol.

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10 months

I made a litter box cabinet for my cat because I was sick of litter getting everywhere in my house.

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7 months

Ah yes, the classic love story, getting married and escaping the Nazis with your new husband and ten thousand new children.

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8 months

Just saw a pic of Hunter Biden for the first time. Tell me why this whole time my brain has been picturing a 20-30 something frat boy looking dude whenever I read about him. Obviously, Biden is old, so why would his son be young. I’m dumb.

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7 months

Ok screw dancing in a pink dress in the gazebo, I want to have a handsome man confess his love for me and kiss me in the gazebo

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4 years

My mom passed away yesterday. She is no longer in pain and she is with the Lord. But I am not okay. She was only 63. I am only 30.

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4 years

I don’t even know what to say. My mom is not doing well. Short of a miracle, there is nothing much left. Please pray. For what exactly I am unsure. But please pray.

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10 months

I am sick and I want my mom. She’s been gone for over two years and these moments don’t happen as often now, but I want my mom.

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4 years

@BrandyLJensen Perhaps I shall flip my pillows to the foot of the bed for an exotic getaway!

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3 years

There’s this dichotomy in Christiandom where marriage is upheld as the Utmost Thing and if you’re older and not married there is something wrong, but then ALSO if you’re single and really want to be married real bad you’re told you’re making it an idol in your life.

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5 months

Got my girl friends to take a pic in front of the church Easter backdrop because SINGLE PEOPLE DESERVE CUTE EASTER PICTURES TOO

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7 months

Is the volume balance on this movie always all over the place or is it my tv or is it Hulu? All I know is I started the movie at volume like 35 and then went to the MAX and I’m still struggling to hear what they’re saying.

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7 months

There’s NO WAY you loved him when he blew that whistle

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7 months

Paused it before I see whether they kiss. I assume no bc it’s too early, but THE VIBES

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7 months

The actress who plays Liesl is not a convincing 16 year old.

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1 year

TW: Weight loss I know weight loss and dieting is a controversial topic, but for me I know I need to lose weight to be healthy. And today I am proud to say I have lost 20 lbs since March 21st!!!! I’m so proud of myself!! Weight Watchers has been a game changer for me.

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7 months

Awwww Dad has a heart and it only took a song to remind him

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7 months

🎶 I am 33 going on 34, fellas they never fell in liiiiiine 🎶

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7 months

Tell me how I just rewound it thirty seconds bc I missed something and now the sound is fixed???? Why have I been suffering this whole time.

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7 months

Ah abrupt switch to Nazis. There they are.

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4 years

I don’t even know what to say. My mom is not doing well. Short of a miracle, there is nothing much left. Please pray. For what exactly I am unsure. But please pray.

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7 months

Honestly one of my biggest problems with old movies is that I have what I call “white men in suits blindness”. It is a condition in which they all look the same and I can’t figure out who anyone is for the whole movie. Ask me to name a man in that movie besides Von Trapp? Can’t.

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2 months

@DarbyStouffer Maybe one person lives there and his occupation is milling and he wants everyone to know this mail box belongs to him? 😂

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7 months

Watch out kids, if you become a Nazi you won’t have time for girls anymore. You’ll have more important things to do.

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7 months

Ah yesss a 21 year old actress playing the new daughter of the 30 year old actress 😂

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7 months

What a weird time to sing about your childhood

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7 months

And being caught by the Nazis and being forced to sing at a music festival instead. Classic.

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7 months

From first kiss to marriage in one minute flat

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That "available soon" sticker is a neighborhood they are building that doesn't have a price yet, but it says they will start in the upper $300ks. It really goes to show, that even the most well-intentioned and beloved of our older friends may know the housing market is bad, but

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7 months

Oh Rolf

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7 months

Well my friends, that was a pretty good movie! Better than I expected actually! And made even better by the tons of you who were weirdly invested in me watching this. What should I watch next time?

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1 year

Birthday selfie with Luna :) I guess 33 isn’t so bad.

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1 month

they really have no idea HOW BAD. It stinks! There is no moral to this story. It's just a story!

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3 years

So according to Target, I have two options. I can either dress like a prairie woman or a teenager in 1999?

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7 months

YES SINNING NUNS

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7 months

The HIGHEST honor in ALL Austria?? A singing competition?

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2 years

For anyone who tells single people to “try the apps”, I present:

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7 months

Rolf doesn’t count, he’s a boy, a child, an idiot baby.

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1 year

I’m sorry, I’m watching Shiny Happy People, and they just said ATI taught “hands are made up of non-living atoms”????????? WHAT??

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7 months

Lol so with that ending I’m sure we’re supposed to assume they escape to safety, but like… maybe not? “And they say that the Von Trapp family is still climbing every mountain yet today”

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9 months

Are you trying to memorize everything your dad does all day today because he is turning 70 this week and you are worried every holiday could be his last because your mom died a few weeks after Christmas three years ago or are you okay?

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Remember that table I was making? Well…. Before After!

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7 months

Honestly, I’d take that at this point at 33.

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3 years

The 31 year old woman urge to buy a velvety/sparkly/satiny Christmas dress despite the lack of anywhere to wear one.

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7 months

There’s the flag gif

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she was shocked. So I just did some searching to verify. First, I did a mortgage calc that said those payment terms would match a $120k house. Then I did a zillow search for any free-standing houses in a 418 sq mi radius at that price. Literally NOTHING showed up.

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A VERY exciting thing happened this month!!! I met the requirements of the Public Service Loan Forgiveness program (10 years of service in a non-profit) and the remainder of my student loans have been forgiven!! Praise Jesus!!!!!!!! I thought I’d be paying them until I was 50.

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7 months

Such forlorn cheek kissing

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7 months

Ok took a potty break and got a midnight snack while charging my phone for a hot second. Hope it lasts!

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4 years

Honestly starting to feel like I will never find a man who loves Jesus, walks in the Spirit, thinks social justice is important, AND thinks I’m pretty. Sounds like a tall order.

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7 months

(My phone is on 8%… 😬)

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7 months

Baroness just exited way too easily. Is she gonna come back or….

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3 years

If you think women dress up for the sake of men I dare you to come to an event geared towards women and just SEE the amazing outfits we put together for the sake of ourselves and other women.

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4 years

No one can ever tell me twitter is a waste of time again, because thanks to the #christiansinglesmixer back in June and #weirdchristiantwitter , I am now lucky enough to officially call @RumseyME my long distance pandemic boyfriend! 🥰

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7 months

Wait a year or two??? How old is Maria supposed to be?

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1 year

I Google lens’ed this pic and found similar houses for sale and guess what, we can’t afford them.

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1 year

Most of us grew up in houses this size. It amazes me that young couples all feel they need a house ten times this size to start out in. No wonder there is a housing crisis in this country. Drive by any new developments and you never see economical houses this size being built.

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2 years

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a dating app, asking men to ask me one single question in return.

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3 years

Sometimes I wish there was a “close friends” list on twitter like on Instagram stories. I want to tweet things but like only at SOME of you. Mostly ladies.

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3 years

Y’all are prayer people and so I want to ask: The whole reason for this trip is that my dad’s dream is to see the Northern Lights. Hed never even been on airplane before this weekend! The forecasts are not great. Would you pray God surprises us with a beautiful light show?

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3 years

Well I just removed my mom’s name from her and dad’s shared phone contacts in my favorites list, so don’t mind me while I cry.

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1 year

Y’all! I finally made it to the top of the waitlist and was offered a better apartment in September! Goodbye 470 sq ft Hello 660 sq ft, an IN UNIT washer dryer, patio, and dining room!!!!! For only $110 more!

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2 years

Moment of transparency and celebration: for the first time in a couple years my credit card balance is zero!!!! This and paying off my car just feel amazing!

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2 years

I remember around last year a YouTuber I watch was like “I’m going to start dating” because she never really had and now I just saw she is engaged and I am like how do people just like, decide that now they want to be married and then it just happens for them?

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3 years

I would 100% choose @BethMooreLPM to be my aunt. No hesitation. She is worth one million garlic breads.

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2 years

Ok you dress fiends! Here it is, the verdict on if The Dress was a good deal at $22 or if it is horrendous like some of you think it will be!

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3 years

I think as single people we wait until dates to do -fancy- things, and I am here to release you from that. Cook the steak now. Go to the fancy restaurant. Go to the special event! You’re worth it!

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4 years

I just love how @timkellernyc and @BethMooreLPM have both just decided that enough is enough and they are gonna give Twitter their unfiltered sassy thoughts. Yes, please and thank you.

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2 years

Some has got to tell them. @Ticketmaster

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2 years

My dad lives in a duplex (I grew up there too) & we’ve had one set of terrible neighbors after another. Domestic disputes. Drug dealers. Loud parties. He now has a nice young couple w/ great jobs who are quiet as mice. They left us a Cmas card & candy & I’m so happy I could cry

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3 years

@KevinDr_ver Nah, Ant Man has too diverse a group of friends for that.

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5 months

You may know that I collect milk glass! Someone posted on my Buy Nothing group yesterday that they had “some” vases to give away & included a pic with a few clear vases and one milk glass one. I said I’d be interested in any milk glass she has. I picked up SIXTEEN vases today 😮

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2 years

This Valentine’s Day I got a letter that $4200 in medical debt has been forgiven through the hospital’s charity program because of my financial need. Praise Him.

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1 year

My cheesecake won the gold medal!!!! 🏅 LET’S GO!

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She ain’t perfect but she’s mine

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3 years

@LeahBSassy My pen was running out of ink but here’s a quick prototype

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2 years

@HollyStallcup Tell her I have my whole dream apartment! Here’s my colorful living room!

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3 years

The sun is shining and I’m going to a birthday dinner at a fancy restaurant and I am powered by serotonin for the first time in a long time, so here’s a selfie

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4 years

I have never seen any of the God’s Not Dead franchise and I stand by that.

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1 year

Hey Quick question How do people afford cars????

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5 months

I get so tired of the discourse about women “delaying marriage” as if it’s always a choice. No one needs remind me that I’m almost 34 and that my biological clock is ticking. I know that. And I’m not in this position because I chose to be.

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4 years

Always check the recipe for how much it makes. I just made fifty eight gingerbread cookies and I am one person.

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2 years

The responses to this are so funny. Split between GREAT JOB, why doesn’t your (non existent) HUSBAND help 😤, & uhhhh how long has it been since you did laundry?!? My responses in order: THANKS, wanna find me a husband?, & obviously too long that’s like half the joke.

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2 years

Growing up, Christians liked to say "Dance with Jesus and the right man will cut in" and me and Jesus have been dancing a long time, just sayin'.

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2 years

It’s 2023, why can’t we have a heating element for the front windshield?

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3 years

Today’s the day! Off to Iceland this afternoon! This is the first time I’ve left the country in 10 years and I’m actually quite nervous! Would appreciate your prayers for things to go smoothly!

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