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@its_farley

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the ginger in the machine. horror + rasslin’ superfan.

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Joined July 2021
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@its_farley
Farley
10 months
What’s your favourite cinematic interpretation of the devil? 👹 Peter Stormare as Lucifer is the greatest thing ever.
@scream_fuck_die
IsTamaraHome?
10 months
What's your favourite cinematic interpretation of the Devil? 😈
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@its_farley
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10 months
@HaangEmHiigh I hereby nominate “yowie wowie” to be added during the “forever” portion.
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@its_farley
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1 year
@Peps_Wrestling Christian when he learns this news.
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11 months
@big_hero_chris @WrestleFeatures OI CHRISTIAN CAGE, JOODGMENT DAY RUNS DYNAMITE PAL
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@its_farley
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2 years
@Fiend4FolIows He was so good at moments like this.
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@its_farley
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2 years
@TheREALRIKISHI And now we need Rikishi and @SamiZayn segments asap. Absolute gold.
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@its_farley
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11 months
@WhatsTheStatus I didn’t know how I’d feel about Jey and Cody as champs when they won. By the end of this press conference, I decided they should never lose. 😂😂😂
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9 months
I’d buy it. 👹
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@its_farley
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1 year
@AustinCreedWins @TEKKEN @TrueKofi This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets.
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@its_farley
Farley
3 years
Dear @nuekerk , This is from a human I work with. I have never discussed Hellier at work before. After just talking about how everyone is rewatching randomly, this was a wild moment. 🤯
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@its_farley
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11 months
@big_hero_chris @PuroresuFlow OI OI OI ABE LINCOLN DA JUDGMENT DAY RUNS THIS WHITE HOUSE
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@its_farley
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1 year
@WrestleClips I love Mizdow so much. I remember Survivor Series in STL for two reasons: Sting debuted in WWE and we gave @AronsThoughts the biggest pops of the night. Iconic “we want Mizdow” chants. @mikethemiz being legendary and yelling at us to stop.
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@its_farley
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2 years
@NativeTatanka @WWE Hell yeah, Tatanka. Any fan should support that!
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@its_farley
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11 months
@TheEnemiesPE3 This man right here is gonna take it from him at WM40. The main stage of WWE needs Gunther v Dragunov. Those NXT UK matches were phenomenal.
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@its_farley
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1 year
A lot of people are choosing Cody or Seth, and both of them have pretty rad themes. Can’t deny that. I just really prefer the darker themes. Undertaker. Bray Wyatt. That being said, for actively on TV superstars, my choice is simple. @realKILLERkross
@WWE
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1 year
Who has the best entrance music in WWE right now?
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@its_farley
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2 years
@WrestleClips Well, let’s see… - Build up Sami winning as a possibility by putting on vids, being in Montreal, and people saying “there’s no chance”. - Roman beats him in 10 seconds. - Watch the internet burn. (*not that I want this to happen, but this feels like a @TripleH moment. 😂)
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@its_farley
Farley
9 months
Rest in peace to one of my favorite characters, funniest actors, and all around good humans: Andre Braugher. Captain Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine will forever be a favorite of mine. Rest well, Captain. Thanks for the laughs I’ve had and will always have because of you.
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@its_farley
Farley
1 year
@AJFrancis410 @TheVibeBri @tehutimiles I love y’all for doing this. Thank you for sharing this moment.
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@its_farley
Farley
1 year
@bobandtom Donnie was a huge favorite for everyone, but for me, it was Kenny Tarmac. I have memories of laughing with my grandpa and dad about how hilarious the Ken Tarmac bits were, and I’ll always be grateful for those memories. Love to his family as well as the @bobandtom family.
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@its_farley
Farley
10 months
QT with a pic and include your height Farley is 5’8”. Farley also weighed close to 375 in this photo and now weighs 295ish. Shower me with praise for my great achievement. 👹
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@Prillyape
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@its_farley
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9 months
Bumble and I do not approve of whatever thought you just had. We’re not sorry, either.
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@its_farley
Farley
10 months
This is my life and I’m proud of it. 👹
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@its_farley
Farley
10 months
You humans really know how to make a guy who posts silly pictures feel special. Thanks friends. :)
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@its_farley
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2 years
@ShaneHelmsCom @MiaYim @WWE @RealKeithLee when he sees the word “Bearcat”.
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@its_farley
Farley
10 months
Keep Halloween alive no matter the day. 👹🎃🔪
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@its_farley
Farley
11 months
In @_SgtSlaughter we trust.
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@its_farley
Farley
10 months
Have your dreams come true?
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@its_farley
Farley
3 years
“Space Truckin’” came on at work today, and all I could think of was @GroovyBruce dancing. That’s normal, right?
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@its_farley
Farley
9 months
Gizmo is uninterested in this tomfoolery.
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@its_farley
Farley
2 years
@WrestleOps 99 overall? Did he CAW himself? 😂
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@its_farley
Farley
2 years
@curtisisbooger I had no choice. (PS, love you, booger and Lamar).
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@its_farley
Farley
11 months
What’s the last horror movie you watched? Answer with a gif
@KillshotKitty
🌸 KillshotKitty 🌸
11 months
What's the last horror movie you watched? Answer with a gif
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@its_farley
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2 years
Went down a bit of a rabbit hole. @CWrestlingUK , not sure if it means anything, but it’s always fun to speculate. :)
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@its_farley
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8 months
Holy shit, it actually snowed. 😍
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@its_farley
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11 months
It gets lonely.
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@its_farley
Farley
10 months
I am thankful these faces. Faces that aren’t on here, better luck next time. 🤷🏼‍♂️👹
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@its_farley
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10 months
Peasants, make your pizza rolls the right way.
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@its_farley
Farley
9 months
Farley is mentally, physically, and emotionally wiped out. Tonight, I do something for myself. #NowPlaying Fallout 4 (PS5) I have never played this game. I love Fallout Shelter, but I’ve never actually played through 4. GOTY was on sale, so I’m giving it a go. Say nice
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9 months
The new Fortress of Solitude and the extra building I will return to streaming full-time in. Naxxramas. Obviously. 👹
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@its_farley
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7 months
It’s been nice seeing some familiar faces tonight on here. However I am no longer interested in social media-ing. I may occasionally pop on to comment on something wrestling or a movie, but overall, consider me retired. It’s been a pleasure making you all giggle. 🫡👹
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10 months
Something light and fun to start the day. Anthropophagus (1980) Do your research before you watch this one, nerds. It may be 1980, but it was also banned as a snuff film at one point. 👹 #NowWatching
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10 months
Which one of you calls it pop? It’s soda in this part of the Midwest.
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@its_farley
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9 months
On Saturday, it was "Su Yung followed me on Twitter" to any wrestling fan I knew. Today, it's "ohmygod Su Yung used one of my photos from Wrestlemax". 110% the most rad way to wake up. 👹
@realsuyung
s ü y ü n g
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@its_farley
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7 months
FYI. 👹
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@its_farley
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10 months
Every fucking time.
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@its_farley
Farley
9 months
Who made this iconic sculpture of me and where can I find it? 👹
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@its_farley
Farley
10 months
It's so frustratingly true. 👹
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@its_farley
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10 months
I'm real good at it. 👹
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@its_farley
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9 months
I have about a million pictures from @WrestleMaxSTL that I’ll post here once I get to internet. This is just the kind of unwind I needed. @realsuyung in person was one of the coolest experiences I’ve ever had as a wrestling fan.
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@its_farley
Farley
10 months
For all those overthinkers who need a nice jingle to sing.
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@its_farley
Farley
9 months
Good morning, puny mortals. A toast to all of you.👹
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@its_farley
Farley
10 months
I feel this. There’s quite a few of you that always pop up on my side, and to that I say…. All of you are my best friends now. bare minimum. 👹😘
@macaroni8184
Liz
10 months
💛💜💚💙
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@its_farley
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10 months
If you don’t choose Carl Winslow, you’re probably wrong. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@its_farley
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1 year
@SamRaimiUpdates “Get in the mindset of Ash ravenously craving an apple.”
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@its_farley
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11 months
@DrainBamager That Penta/Jay White match is gonna be mind blowing. 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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10 months
Twitter defined. 👹
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@its_farley
Farley
10 months
Take me to your junk drawer. I’ve got this.
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@its_farley
Farley
10 months
Farley makes excellent cozy spots for ultimate relaxation. Gizmo approves. 👹
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@its_farley
Farley
10 months
Need last minute decor? I got you.
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@its_farley
Farley
10 months
I’ve posted this before, and I say it’s worth posting again. Laugh at it. 👹
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@its_farley
Farley
10 months
The house I am currently in (Housesitting) has a vent in front of the toilet. Pooping is pretty much like this:
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@its_farley
Farley
9 months
When considering a movie recommendation for Farley, use this guideline only:
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@its_farley
Farley
9 months
I finally watched The Exorcist: Believer. As a story build for a trilogy, absolutely loved it. I’ve read a lot of people not enjoying it and I’m sorry if you didn’t. However, I did. This is not a “come tell me why you didn’t” tweet. 👹
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@its_farley
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9 months
I’m watching Monday Night Raw, eating Turkey sandwiches, and breaking in this new ounce of vegetation properly. (Smoking excessive amounts of it, duh.) 👹
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@its_farley
Farley
9 months
QT a throwback pic of you There was a time when Farley wore a tie and worked at the place of steakburgers. This is also no beard Farley. He’s appropriately angry about not having facial hair. (Farley circa….2012ish?)
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10 months
@big_hero_chris The greatest of their family is reporting in from the other side
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10 months
People born in 1980-1989 drop a pic I may or may not had just enjoyed “that real good shit” before this one. 😂 (1985)
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@scary_scarah
ScarahScrewdriveR-Sawyer🪛 🎃 🪚
10 months
People born 1980-1989 drop a pic 1987 (okay one more selfie)
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@its_farley
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3 years
@marcmaron over the hills is pure fucking magic.
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9 months
The fact that y’all have a “horror movie of the year” award is worth a solid 20 cool points. Choosing Skinamarink over When Evil Lurks (my choice for 2023) makes you lose 25 cool points. 🤷🏼‍♂️
@Variety
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9 months
"Skinamarink" has been named the best horror movie of 2023 by Variety. See the full list here:
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10 months
Name a Christmas movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with just a gif 🎄🎅🏻
@FutureDeadCampr
Dani 🐈‍⬛ 🖤🧡👻🎃🍁
10 months
Name a Christmas movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with just a gif 🎄
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@its_farley
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10 months
You good? 👹
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9 months
It's worth every second. Even the "terrible" ones aren't terrible. They're just a checkmark on a very long list of "I SEENT IT AND WONT SEENT IT NO MORES." movies. It's fine.👹
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10 months
@stunninggun 😂😂😂
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10 months
I’m laughing so hard that my eyes are sweating. 😂
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@its_farley
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9 months
Me peeking at X/Not Twitter on occasion while I’m focused on the big move. The memes shall return soon enough, nerds. 👹
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10 months
Me but no face. Also the Grand Canyon. 👹
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@its_farley
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10 months
It’s the piece of the day. The bong gets a little break so I can clean it properly. Clean your bongs. 👹
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@its_farley
Farley
9 months
Good morning, nerds. Time for Honest Trailers, weeds, and some green tea. 👹
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Farley
9 months
Farley vs the infection, week 6: - more antibiotics. “Never listen to a dentist about antibiotics”. My doctor said it, not me! - more brain drugs for my busted brain. Please note: I also moved to a new house during this time. I am a beast. Fear me, even when ill. 👹
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Farley
10 months
And then it sounds like a fully grown human hitting the ground.
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@its_farley
Farley
9 months
Apparently not only being chunky works to my benefit now, but also the way I wear my hat has become a thing. Therefore I share this snap with you all. 👹
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9 months
My movie is The Purge and I have Harry’s wand? Harry Potter? Expelli-motherfucking-armus. Come try and purge this wizard. 👹
@BrowseHorror
𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇
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9 months
Namaste, fuckers. Alexa, play “Got the Life” by Korn. 👹
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10 months
How I got here, no idea....but I'm grateful for all of you. Most of the time. 👹
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Farley
10 months
This one is for you, friends. 👹
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@its_farley
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10 months
WARGAMES!!!!!!!!!! 👹👹👹 I fucking love wrestling.
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@its_farley
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10 months
I’m going on an adventure! You coming?! 👹
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11 months
Just let it happen. Tozawa is about to convert new wrestling fans. Legend.
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@its_farley
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10 months
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?
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Dani 🐈‍⬛ 🖤🧡👻🎃🍁
10 months
Without downloading any news pics, what’s it like dating you??
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@its_farley
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10 months
Non-wrestling fans, rad humans like Abadon are why we like wrestling. Wrestling fans, go like Abadon right now or I will personally take you to suplex city. Also hi Abadon. You’re a rad human. 👹
@abadon_AEW
Abadon_AEW
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Darth Maul, but make it goth
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10 months
Good morning, humans. 👹
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10 months
If you eat tacos like this kid, we need to talk.
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@its_farley
Farley
9 months
The story of Farley in a meme.
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10 months
My life in a meme.
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9 months
I definitely meant to post this yesterday, but I was high and forgot. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Windy City is the best dispensary in Illinois and I’ll hear no argument.
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10 months
Keep hope alive, nerds. 👹
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11 months
Randy Savage speaks for me.
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