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Greatness Tupu 🪄

@its_CK23

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Kila kitu tamu huwa katikati, hata pesa iko Central Bank.

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Ukilewa na matajiri hujuangi bill ililipwa saa ngapi, unaskianga tu "you good?"

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Fake clothes and shoes nazo huwa mnanotice haraka.... But a guy with bad intentions mnajua after 3 babies.

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"Tutatafutana" is one of the greatest lies ever.

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Nimeamka nikiumwa na ribs...ni kama naundiwa mamaa.

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Unafocus tu kidogo,, plus favor ya God,,mambo inaanza tu kunyooka a good one... Lovely scenes.

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Broke is such a harsh word, I prefer illiquid.

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Ambia your friends the exact village unatoka,,,stop rounding off to the nearest town!

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Hizi vitu couples huita ups and downs kwa relationships kumbe ni cheating.

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Umdhaniaye ndiye,, ndiye! Kwani mimi naeza dhania vitu haziko.

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Chrome mnakunywa dry....lakini mala mnaeka sukari,,,frauds!

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1 month

The amount of lies that come with "sa mbona nikudanganye."

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Simps hucheza rough game bana...sasa unapea msichana pesa ya nini?

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Ukiwachana na dem always malizia na, "l will always love you to activate the buy back clause."

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4 months

Mtoto wa 2005 anaanza statement na "From my experience" Experience gani cocomelon??

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Someone's daughter anichukue aninyonyeshe juu waah.... I'm on the edge.

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Mbona uwaste time ukisema hutaki waru si useme tu ViaZii.

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Hawa madem wa macho nne hukuwa beasts in bed,,,,,akishapanguza glasses zake na wipes unaeza piga nduru...

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Siku hizi unapumzika tu kidogo unagongwa na sadness out of nowhere.

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2 months

Sometimes kukuwa mzuri ni pointless... Watu ni kama hu respect watu wabaya.

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@The_Big_Chifa_ "Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, the drunk and the angry."

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Kwa hii life usipokuwa mjanja utatrust the process hadi udedi.

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Ukimaliza campus utajua hakunanga friends uko just classmates

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Ni sawa wamepunguza reverse calls lakini wasijaribu kuguza Fuliza!

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Kuomba dem alafu akikunyima umwambie 'kwani hujui jokes' >>

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Wanawake ni wakora.....dem anakutext with some love hata huwezi jua ako sleep over.🚮

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Back then ile shairi ya "Ukimwi ugonjwa mbaya wamaliza binadamu" was scary asf..

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Hakuna kitu unibamba kama kuona dem alikuwa anajifanya badgirl akiwa na mimba..

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Unaingia bedsitter ya comrade unadhani umeingia store ya mafundi.

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Monkeys hujifanya less intelligent kuliko binadamu ndo wa avoid kulipa taxes.

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Bro code 101b: Never mock a bro to entertain the table and call it fun.

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Maliza shule upate kazi, utalalanga vile unataka. They lied to us.

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Unafaa kuambia aje hawker hautaki kitu anauza na usisound rude?

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Eye contact kidogo tu na usher ashakupea bahasha ya fungu la kumi.

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Hii Kenya ukiskia "we are just good friends" wee jua kuna mahali vitanda vimetingika..

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Niliogopa Githurai ile siku mlango ya jirani iliibiwa alafu Kesho yake akakuja na mlango imeandikwa chief's office.

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Don't feel bad when you upload your profile and nobody comments on it... Who knows?? Maybe you left everyone speechless.

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There is always a person that finds you in the same clothes every time you meet...you always feel like explaining.

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Unaleta coolkid kwako anaona mitungi ya maji alafu anaanza kuuliza hiyo mafuta ulibuy how much

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That moment unasmile na crush alafu anakwambia uko na mboga kwa meno >>

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Msee wa mjengo anaeza kupiga comeback hatari hadi ujichukie.

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Ushaipata gas imeisha ukatumia maji moto ya hot shower kutengeneza cocoa

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Telegram nao lazma watangaze umejoin ndo tujue umeanza kufinya chura.

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Light skin men hutokea na serving spoon as their weapon of choice mwizi akishikwa hapo kwa ploti..

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Hii baridi unazunguka kwa nyumba na duvet kama batman.

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Ni wengi walideposit lakini wachache watawithdraw.

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Kama uko na deni yangu wee nilipe hata nusu bana...Sio kuzuri hata kidogo.

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Maombi inakushinda lakini hiyo kitu unaomba kama Paulo na Sila.

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Jersey ni kitu ya kuita "all I have done..."

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I started doubting this country wakati nilipata watchman kwa gate ya police station..

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3 months

Walevi hawananga trust issues,,,wanakuambia wewe stranger uwaangalilie drinks zao from other strangers...ati wanatoka nje kidogo wanarudi.

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Madem hukua na bahati wanatembea Tao wanaona nguo smart wakiulizia bei wanaambiwa "10 bob bei ya kuongea."

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"Niki-make it bro siwezi kusahau" nimemcall akauliza "ni nani?"

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Unafanyia mtu vile alikufanya alafu anataka kukasirikia.

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4 months

Hakuna kitu risky kama kudate dem anacheka akiwa amejam...huyo anaeza kuua.

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"If your parents count on you, don't play the same game with those who count on their parents."

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Nairobi jobless youths wananunua magari na ukiwauliza wanatoa wapi pesa, wanasema ni God tu na bidii.

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Tukisema unakaa fiti ni nguo si wewe.

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Pale highschool ukiteleza kama umebeba githeri yako afadhali ungevunjika mkono as long as githeri haimwagiki...in fact ulikuwa unaweka hiyo githeri chini kwanza alafu unaanguka.

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Mi naye huwezi niconvince ati tattoo ya mapaja ulilipia na pesa msichana.

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Find a woman who loves and treats you so well that you have no choice but to hide your other women from her....simple.

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"Pole basi." This is not an apology. Hii ni kiburi.

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Unaringa na boy wako alikuwa anatumwa canteen alafu anakatiwa mandazi.

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Hii dunia haijali kama Leo umekula au hujala....usipojituma hata Kesho hautakula pia.

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Unaona hio kindness uko nayo, generation ya saai haitambui...

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Simu ya mwanamke kitunguu tupu... you'll be staring at your teammates face on

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"Wacha nirudishie mwili shukrani" is a phrase usually followed by bad financial decisions.

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Fresha unajua pedi na siku mbili...pedi mwenye ametafutwa na polisi for years.

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Shida yenu mnaheal na mnarudi crime scene tena..

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Ann amenikataa, I feel Ann wanted. Weeell... that shouldn't be Ann issue.

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Huyu anasema hapendi wanaume wanavaa ripped jeans smh...sa nishone viraka kwa denim zangu juu yake... Akwende!

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Ile kiburi ilikuwa na scouts joh....komanda kalinitoa kwa line ati sijui kumatch vizuri sasa kanauzanga jaba

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No parties,no formation, no outings...just chilling comfortably in my nest while listening to music without my 16 bob in my M-PESA untouched.

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Dem ako na shingo ya upanga na amedress to kill....Chali yake amebeba rungu na mapenzi yao ni ya kukata na shoka.

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Ile kizungu inakuanga pale police station huwa tunanyamaza tu juu wako na guns.

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Ukiwa club mnakunywa alafu beshte yako aanze ati "bro nishai kukosea" peleka hiyo ghasia nyumbani... mtapigwa tu bure na bouncer.

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There is always a truth in "I was just kidding."

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Highschool dorm/class roasts remain undefeated.

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On my wedding day entertainment will be in form of memes, displayed on a 100inch projector.

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Huwezi kuwa umeiva na unataka kunieka friend zone..

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Nini ushawai ambiwa na mzazi ukaona ni heri ukatafute kwako?

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Niko hapa kwa jirani na naona ameleta sahani mbili na tuko watatu,,sijui nani hakuli.

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Nimenunua mlango nangoja opportunity to knock..

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Kama kuna kitu ngumu kufanya kwa hii life ni kulipa deni walai, hata kama ni 30bob ile kusumbuana mtasumbuana....si rahisi.

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Mbona uwaste time ukisema unataka chapati na chai si useme tu ChapaTea.

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Githu msee anakuomba simu aangalie time then anakimbia nayo as if ako late..

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Usishtuke...kama ilikua ikue itakuwa tu.

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Siku hizi siri ya betting ni kubet the opposite of what's in your mind.

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Huwa una save 10K alafu unaskia sijui nani wenu uliumwa skio na mwenda wazimu na anahitaji 10K adungwe dawa ya mad morio disease,,stay woke... don't save!

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Madem warefu hudhania tunaworry about their frame,,,,siste nitakutega uanguke ndo uniangukie 😤

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Mtu akikufurahisha alafu ukose kucheka hiyo ndo furaha isiyo na ki-funny ama🤒

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Itabidi nirudi kwa mzazi sasa,,,, things are getting out of hand.

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When you excel they spreadsheet about you >>

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Unaomba namba alafu after some time unashangaa ulikuwa unaomba ya nini

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Unakopesha dem 2K alafu ukirudi kumdai anakuita babe.

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Juzi tu nimekuacha ukiwa mdogo....Hawa marelatives wanajionanga ma-ancestors sana.

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"I think google is a woman because it never lets you finish your sentence without making a suggestion."

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Nairobi rent ni expe waaah! Itabidi tu nimeishi Nakuru kama flamingo.

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Girls from rich families are always shapeless but these daughters of peasants....eiish..

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Siku hizi pesa inaisha na ukiangalia sio ati uliiwaste,,ulinunua chenye ulikuwa ununue.

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