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John Walsh

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Comedian, Comedy Writer, Editor, TikTok Trump & Apparently Ted Cruz 😅😂 I just wanna make people laugh! Follow me on all social @itsjohnwalsh

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To the window, Tim Walz... ( #TimWalz ) #KamalaHarris picks her VP 💚 Kamala and Tim lets win this! #HarrisWalz24
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I felt bad but then I remembered they prayed for RBG to die … so I feel less bad 💁🏻‍♂️
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Chris Christie doesn’t get a pass. We all remember this picture
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Ooo #MattGaetzIsInTrouble 😬😅 but it was only #Nestor ..... 😳😂 I can’t believe I agree with #TuckerCarlson
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CEO of Twitter has been projected the LOSER of the December 19th Twitter Election. Waiting on a concession speech any minute now
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#TrumpStoleTheDocs ... so @ms_frazzled had to deal with another #TrumpTantrum ! 🤣
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Welcome to the resort #MarAlago ... we got #Covid here, all through the YEAR! #TrumpVirus #Trump #COVIDIOTS
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Did I miss this Toyota commercial? I'll be skipping this Toyotathon .... #LetsGoPlaces #January6th #Toyota #ToyotaHatesDemocracy
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#TedCruzIsPathetic ...talk about being spineless! we saw that and more on Tucker Carlson 🤣 #TedCruz #TedTheFraud
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The #TrumpCrimeFamily will be deposed ... and everything will be exposed
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LEAKED FOOTAGE from the emergency landing of Trump Force One
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It's #ReinstatementDay ... the former guy should have got #MikeLindell to help 🤣 "There's always next August" #TrumpReinstatement #TrumpConspiracy #reinstatement
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Tutti Frutti OH RUDY!! Rudy Giuliani they subpoenaed you 🤣 #RudyGiuliani the January 6 committee is coming 😉
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$83.3 Million Dollar Sale 🏷️🛍️ Everything Must GO! This is what the Trump Administration was and will be if he gets back in..... #TrumpIsGuilty #Trump #TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal
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My #NewYorkTough PSA for @NYGovCuomo #WearAMask We need to find these masks a face! #NewYork it is so important to wear a mask in public!
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Leaked footage of #FlyingTed in #Cancun on the phone with #DonaldTrump 😂 Also who's watching Snowflake 😳 #TedCruz #TedFled #TedCancunCruz
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The Trump Card is not widely accepted at most stores ...probably since its not "Offical" 🤣 The former guy found that out the hard way! #TrumpCard
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It’s no wonder people are leaving CNN in droves. #TrumpCNN
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$83. 3 Million dollars that was the verdict! $83. 3 Million dollars Trump must pay E. Jean Carroll 🎶 so pay up.... TRUMP!! #TrumpTrial #TrumpIsGuilty #EJeanCarroll
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#Trump can’t even get lawyers to come over for a "play date" 😂 @ms_frazzled
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#TedCruz ate a fly 🪰.. he was sick and tired of that other guy ( #MikePence ) 🤣 #FlyinTed #TedCruzFly
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Of course Oprah already has a sit-down interview with the #TwitterBird ....🤣🪺 #RIPTwitterBird #TwitterX #RIPTwitter
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Coming to a prison near you,“The Trump Crime Family” 🫰🫰 #TrumpRaid #ShowUsTheWarrant #TrumpCrimeFamily
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#ColoradoBansTrump and wont let him "play" President! #TrumpSmellsBad
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5 months
Imagine the Former Guy selling the Trump Bible door to door on Easter? The Book Of M̶o̶r̶m̶o̶n̶ TRUMP 🚪🔔 #TrumpBible #TrumpIsBroke
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George Santos is either a pathological liar or a Republican….. so in short, He’s a Republican
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Teddy aka #FlyingTed aka Rafael wants to know if theres still room in the hot tub😅 #TexasFreeze #TedFled #TedCancunCruz
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RIP Ron DeSantis aka Meatball Rons 2024 Campaign 🪦Here's #Trump giving the eulogy at the Ron DeSanctimonious burial services 🤣
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3 years
#MattGaetz trying to implicate #TuckerCarlson was the highlight of this interview 😂 #MattGaetzIsInTrouble #Newsmax
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Trump Sneakers is just the latest con at #SneakerCon 🤣 #TrumpSneakers #TrumpIsNotWell 👟
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2 years
The Speaker of the House wants to punch "President Trump" 🤣🥊 my money is on Pelosi!! #TrumpIsGoingToJail #January6thCommitteeHearings #NancyIsABadass
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#IfDonaldTrumpRunsIn2024 I'd like to know the identity of the Music Man ....and for #Trump to perform #Memory as a cat! 🤣 #MusicMan #TrumpIsALaughingStock #Cats
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"She was working on the contract for #SAGAFTRA " 🎶 SUPPORT UNIONS! #SAGstrike #SAGAFTRAstrong #SAGAFTRAstrike
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We Don't Talk About Bruno... or Jada at the #Oscars 😬 Will & Chris get it together... #whatjusthappened #WeDontTalkAboutBruno #willsmithchrisrock
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What's your favorite #TedCruz nickname? I mean... they all work!! 🤣 #TedCruzTexasCoward #CancunCruz #TexasFreeze
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Has the Former Guy tried Herd Immunity?!!! #TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal #ImmunityDenied
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#JDVanceInDrag 💅 with JD Vance…. you get the “best of both worlds” #JDVance #JDVanceDrag #JDVanceIsWeirdAF
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Not Marsha Blackburn with the bait and switch 😂
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#DonaldTrump just had his first probation officer meeting…. Here’s how it probably went 😂 #trump #trumpprobation
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#TedCruz went full male Karen at an airport in Bozeman, Montana on his way to Cancun for #SpringBreak 🤣 #CancunCruz
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#TedCruz went to #Cancun to bring back supplies... I mean souvenirs for the people of #Texas 😅❄️ #TedFled #FlyingTed #TedCancunCruz
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#TedCruz stoped at the Mexico border to get heckled by the Cartels before heading to Cancun for spring break! #TedCruzisADisgrace #TedCruzIsAJoke #CancunCruz
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The #Trump #verdict is ..... #GUILTY 👨‍⚖️ we should chant LOCK HIM UP! #TrumpisGuilty
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LEAKED FOOTAGE of the former guy using #TrumpTelepathy to declassify documents with his mind #TrumpMeltdown #TrumpStoleTheDocs
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And Just Like That...he confessed! Merrick Garland should #ArrestTrumpNow 🚨 #TrumpCoupAttempt
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Early release of the #TrumpMugShot from the Fulton County Jail 🤣⛓️
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This was #TrumpsLastBlog ..... President Donald Trump Blog aka #FromTheDeskOfDJT was short lived ... #TrumpBlog
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He's 79.... and the former guy is 76. Can't we just get younger Presidents? #BidenFall #BidenBikeCrash
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#Trump in #Hamilton the Musical 🎭 His royal reaction to #JoeBiden dropping out 😂🎶 #hamiltonmusical
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I'm starting to think that"Mr. President" lied to us last #Easter ..... 🐰😅 #HappyEaster #Trump #StuffWeShouldCancel
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Is it too soon to pick a new justice? 😬
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LEAKED footage of #Trump watching #JoeBiden on #Jan6th 😅 Thankfully the #TrumpCoupAttempt failed on #January6th
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Inventing #GeorgeSantos 🇺🇸📺 available to stream this summer 😂 #InventingAnna
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@SundaeDivine NORAD but for Taylor instead of Santa
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Inventing Rep. George Santos 🇺🇸😂
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LEAKED FOOTAGE of the Mar-a-Lago FBI raid 🤣
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Happy Hunger Games #SCOTUS
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Just wanted to shout out @ImSpeaking13 for being my twitter savior this week and helping me take on the trumpers 😂 thanks for everything it means a lot 💜
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If Democrats won the #HouseofRepresentatives they would already be working on behalf of the American people. Instead we children fighting over a hammer
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Former guy is back on Twitter to congratulate @meidastouch on their first anniversary! If he can get to 80 million followers, we can get @MeidasTouch to 1 million. #MeidasMighty #MeidasMillionFollowers
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@GOP What governor sets gas prices 😂
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52% of Trumps meltdowns were on Twitter.. the other 48% were stopped by the #MusicMan #Trump #SNLPremiere #TrumpIsALaughingStock
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The #TrumpAnnouncement was an NFT ad …. You can’t make this up 😂
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BRB … I’m storming the capitol 😅
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The former guy really does call it the Trump Vaccine....but this person fixed it! 🤣
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NBC just said “this map depicts the community spread of COVID 19 …. and yes that is the entire country” 😬
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Tbt to The Trumps 🙄 aka the Von Trump Family Singers 😂
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Read the Constitution.... We're gonna have so many Margaritas!! #TrumpSmellsLikeAss #TrumpDisqualified
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The #TrumpBible is a "must read"- said no one Did Trump say Good Friday or "Make Friday Great Again" 🤣 Happy Easter 🐰
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Are you living with #Insurrection Dysfunction....ask your Doctor or #ChuckSchumer is Viagra #Impeachment is right for you! 🩺 #Freudian #erectioninsurrection #Schumer
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On 2/2/22, Spotify lost 22% of their stock value. #Spotify #JoeRogan
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Let’s check in on @Spotify after hours trading to see how they oh my god
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@SpencerAlthouse The shady camera man went from Wendy to the DNC 😂 that man needs to work
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Many Americans don't agree with #LindseyGraham ...or should I say #LadyG 🤣 #LindseyIsLying
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CEO of Twitter has been projected the LOSER of the December 19th Twitter Election. LIVE COVERAGE HERE 🤣
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Today I'd like to announce my candidacy for Governor of New York #Walsh2022
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Matt Gaetz on #TuckerCarlson was wild.... but no need to worry..... the 17 year old was only #Nestor 😳😅 #MattGaetzIsAPedo #MattGaetzIsAPerv #TuckerCarlsonTonight #MattGaetz
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If you're just tuning in... here is a musical recap from Round 1 - Round 12 ⏪🤣 "And McCarthy lost them ALL!" 🎶
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Yes #TedCruz , you are the problem. Yankee fans are the best 🤣 #TedCruzIsTheWorst #TaylorSwift
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@TG22110 @iamgabesanchez This gives off the same energy
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