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isla de luca

@isladeluca

7 months

@bkraissa zayn met You

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@srryimnotsorry how could the girl who released the song “break up with your girlfriend i’m bored” do this

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@ULTRASLUT ...have they tried slaying

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@dykegenius username checks out

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@dinnafashh OPEN THE SCHOOLS

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imagine being the assassin rn... all the trump people hate you for shooting him and everyone else hates you for missing. embarrassing

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@dcftones this is a serve you're a hater

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@pjmnfenty brainrot take + she donated as well 😭 be serious

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@pjmnfenty this is genuinely so counterproductive to any movement. when celebs share these money goes into people's hands. do something worthwhile and protest. campaign for divestment. spread information. stop policing positive action

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@isladeluca

4 years

no bro YOU live in a society i live in my meticulously crafted daydream universe that i’ve been using as a coping mechanism since childhood

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2 years

i shoot my shot by adding people to my close friends story

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@littlemiunshine

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3 years

@jshauntaee my school banned them because i bought like 1000 and created a brutal capitalist reselling empire

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3 years

why are you laughing? i’m a genius

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2 years

eating corn imagining every kernel is a tiny minion

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2 years

outfit idea

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3 years

@MIUCClAMUSE dont ask me what color anything was

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@incalstory how do you get this job. no glue no borax

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4 years

the fantasy is “marie antoinette but she ran away and became a pirate”

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

2 years

just found out that in order to maintain relationships i have to talk to people consistently and can't ghost everyone for weeks at a time with no explanation

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

3 years

men r so funny… i have had men fly from LA to NYC just to see me and you’re complaining that i live in BK when u live in east village??? die lol

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@isladeluca

6 months

i love the part of bottoms where it cuts to emma seligman giving a thumbs up and saying she personally endorses the actions of her characters and thinks they’re objectively correct

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6 months

A girl literally says "I'm not a feminist" in the movie but ok

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2 years

not liking animals 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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2 years

i saw bella hadid at the bladee show

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@immrylee

2 years

I can’t believe Bella Hadid was at the bladee show?!!?

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2 years

i’m sexy online for fun and profit but in person i’m just a well meaning little weird guy like rico from hannah montana

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

4 years

rylee's bf said the guys i bring over always look like the winkelvoss twins from the social network

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@isladeluca

3 years

@yoitscro what if nepeta and equius got to have full character arcs

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7 months

@edotstreetcar most of them

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5 months

@BenjaminCrew1 i understand why clone high jfk looks like that now

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6 months

@taylorcrumpton @ericacxmpbell ATE

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@isladeluca

5 months

do NOT serve me a drink with a garnish. i WILL eat it

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3 years

i’m one bad night away from becoming her

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@isladeluca

3 years

why are you, as a man, a gynecologist

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4 years

at zoom university we are all camgirls

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

3 years

the way i dropped some toxic friends and my life immediately became 1000% better

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@isladeluca

11 months

i dont believe you as to what your photo claims is in your bag. i know your ass does not have a walkman a framed yoshimoto nara print and half a pound of citrus in there. stop lying before i put you in prison

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

5 years

second year of fashion school. just heard the devil wears prada quoted by a professor in a classroom setting for the first time

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@isladeluca

2 years

a man working as a line cook is the 2022 equivalent of working in the mines

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@isladeluca

3 years

@BrandyBsav @andybinladen @hardestdoll i've partied w them lmao they rly do look like tht

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@isladeluca

2 years

@tayallard he looks so

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3 years

twitter’s ideal form

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@isladeluca

5 years

@xowenm @ellachrstnsn i went to school with some of brangelina’s kids while angie was filming salt and when brad would pick them up from school you just saw a parade of long island moms dressed to the nines trying to catch his eye while they were there to pick up their Ashlynn and Casey lmao

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

3 years

car guys are the male form of horse girls. think about it

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

3 years

jonsbones used to go to my school and he attempted to take me back to his room and when we got there he had a literal zip up tent contraption attached to his bed that REEKED and i just left

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@isladeluca

5 months

hollywoo stars and celebrities: what do they know? do they know things? let’s find out!

Pop Base

@PopBase

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Travis Kelce is in talks to host a celebrity-focused reboot of ‘Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?’, Variety reports.

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@ghostmotorfingr u stay pulling out the best archival serves

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@isladeluca

3 years

you’re in his dms i’m farting in his tesla

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@isladeluca

3 years

i hate ppl with real jobs. what do you mean you can’t come out on a monday

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

5 years

im not a mom friend im a milf friend

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1 year

@connoronline_ all of this is fanfiction 😭

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isla de luca

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6 months

you people will call anything a twink these days

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@simon__stirling

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rip oscar wilde you would have loved twinks like this

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5 years

me trying to entertain my severely depressed friends

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3 years

shoegaze this shoegaze that why don’t shoe gaze at some bitches

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

5 years

maybe i've tweeted this before but i mean it with more conviction than anything i've ever said: i will never ever trust a bitch with a side part

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@isladeluca

3 years

bitches used to show up to school at parsons dressed better than this year’s met gala attendees

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@isladeluca

3 years

i’m done being baby. i want power

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

3 years

main character energy doesn't mean you're the protagonist. some of y'all r villains

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@isladeluca

4 years

@OCEANGlRL both so u can also do a cruella de vil moment

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

3 years

me, freshly awake at 9am, pouring myself a glass of pepsi: e: are you drinking soda right now me, sipping it: no e: you know i think it’s so fucked up that you’re as beautiful as you are with the way you treat your body

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

3 years

for 24 hours i can homestuck on main

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

5 years

instead of saying “ladies and gentlemen” i generally like to say “friends and associates” or if youre unsure where everyones loyalties lie you can throw in a “friends associates and enemies” to keep it spicy and inclusive

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5 years

got sent back to nyc with a pie and dropped it going up the steps to my apartment

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3 years

extremely passionate about disco

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3 years

my sole enemy’s celebrity crush just followed me 🤣😂🤣🤣😂

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@isladeluca

2 years

in 2023 the hotties are setting boundaries, getting what they deserve, + not wasting their time or energy

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4 years

my screenwriting professor unironically said harold and kumar go to white castle is the best movie ever made

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3 years

@trashleelong @FakeKenty same thought

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5 years

me giving another movie 3.5 stars on letterboxd

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2 years

@wrathsemilia the school oscar isaac and jessica chastain went to is juilliard

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6 months

washington square park when it's above 50 in february

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@isladeluca

2 years

i want to explode brett kavanaugh with my mind

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4 years

nyu culture is having a class about anti-capitalism in a building that was formerly the triangle shirtwaist factory

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3 years

boys begging......... for anything... loves it

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@isladeluca

5 years

i’m sorry i’ll be the first to say it i am straight up not doing well bro

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isla de luca

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4 years

i'm gonna make the first gay tiktok house

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

5 years

pornhub is a great source of entertainment

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

2 years

hello kitty would never get a buccal fat removal

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

2 years

a long distance relationship is just e-dating for normies

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@isladeluca

3 years

yes i’m a writer. yes i hate writing

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

3 years

you guys really date and marry men? like…. it’s not a bit?

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

2 years

i don’t subscribe to the rock star’s gf aesthetic but i DO subscribe to “my gf is a rock star :)” so that’s why i’m learning how to play guitar

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

2 years

i hope if i ever get into a relationship that their family is fun and normal and can adopt me for holidays because mine suck lol

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

3 years

next time a man asks me if i’m on birth control i’m gonna be like “are you?” just to see what happens

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

3 years

jfk’s head just did that and they shot him to cover it up

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

3 years

happy father's day to everyone who's ever unfollowed me. i'm pregnant with your child

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

3 years

"you're so quiet" yes. i have nothing to say

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

4 years

what production of les mis is this

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

5 years

i hate internalizing the male gaze . what the fuck is crying prettily? ??? bitch im gonna k*ll you

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

3 years

Octavia Butler’s list of concepts that are sexy, via LA Review

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

4 years

texted Boy i was wet and he thought i meant my nose was running 🤡

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@isladeluca

6 months

@shrimp_delight allergic to serving

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isla de luca

@isladeluca

3 years

death penalty

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

@metmuseum

3 years

Timothée! The one and only. The #MetGala Co-Chair sports his Monday best as he enters The Met. #MetInAmerica

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no tea no shade but some people really have no idea what they’re talking about when they say they’re dissociating

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