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@invaderYaz

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Joined May 2014
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@invaderYaz
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ghost in the shell 🌐🤍
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@invaderYaz
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bob the builder but instead of fixing ur house i come and destroy it 🔨👷‍♀️🚧
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@invaderYaz
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just a lonely farmer in northern canada 🧰🪓
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@invaderYaz
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i want a fortnite love story😔
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@invaderYaz
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2 years
failed lab experiment 🔬
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4 years
Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank. I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun.Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling”
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2 years
yaz the builder 👷🏻‍♀️
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3 years
i’m always down bad it’s just my state of being😃 so much that if things are looking too perfect i’ll go out of my way to cause problems for myself to feel normal😭
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3 years
just found out i’m 0.1% japanese y’all ain’t hearing the end of this 😼🤝
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can someone tell that BITCH to take those shoes off at the door when u walk all over my mamas floor :(;(
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part 2
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da wibez 🌉🏙
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beautiful r34 in the flesh 😖
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@NateIsBack2 not a first date but my ex got jumped while we were at a restaurant bc i had my snap location on and posted him on my story 😭 they arrived shortly after and dragged him outside. rip bozo (also i was like 14)
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@invaderYaz
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Bet no one will correctly guess my age 🌝
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@endeylol i remember him being wayyyy more attractive wtf is this lolol
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rodéo drive
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@mandemtingz
WW3 survivor
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@invaderYaz We need to see what it looked like from the front
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@invaderYaz
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i wish i was human 😖 i wish i could see things like u did
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4 years
if yk me u know it’s VERY difficult for me to cry or express sad emotions but last night i got so drunk i was hysterical bc of how cute my cat is i- 💀💀✋
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@invaderYaz
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4 years
tired of living in my head i’m better off dead 😴🛸
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@invaderYaz
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3 years
@LowkeyyADemon but what about montero my hellcat 😾 (not associated with lil nas)
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4 years
HELP IM CRYING PLSSSS LMFAOOOO😭😭 why are they like this
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@DonnelVillager THE COMMUNITY NOTES HELP💀😭😭
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if i had a villain backstory it would look a little like this 😡😡👊🏼 fuck u madame brigitte
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@_kiiingDom @NateIsBack2 he in a better place now
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@invaderYaz
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Got my new ID pic and I look like a serial killer
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idk pretty sure i peeked in grade 7 during my vampire phase
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not @ me being a fucking clown aAgaiN plsss when will it stop 😭😭🙏🏼😔🤡 thjs can’t be happening
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damn they’re on to me and my massive schlong 😳
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@ElivyanaJ litterally my fucking best friend since grade 9 who knows where i’d be without you i love u :(
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last night this club hired me to make some kind of appearance then kicked me out when i got there for not having ID☠️ then i showed them my instagram they put me on a 30 min timeout and let me in 😂😂??
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this will never not be funny to me
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*the fortnite love story*
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I wanna have a kid by 2021 😐 like if i want 12 kids i might as well start now ?
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Imagine thinking I'm easy to fuck bc I post hoe pics then BOOM😱 all I do is smoke up all ur weed & talk about myself for 3 hours straight then make u drive me home🏠 🏃🏻‍♀️💨🚘
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i litterally live in an anime world inside my head u rlly think u can reason with me?? 😼
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4 years
i have decided to pass away
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😏✌🏼 and that’s on being a fujoshi
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5 years
after basically being the only bleach fan left it seems god has granted my wish 😌 if grimmjow don’t come back i’m FIGHTING tite kubo
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WHAY WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHATEB AHYWHB HAUUJAMISA I KNEW IT I KNEW IT THE LORD WAS TWLLING ME IN MY DREAMS
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it’s the way cancel culture attempts to ruin ppls lives for mistakes they make at 18-21 as if when u turn 18 u magically become a responsible adult who can do no wrong lmao
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I always wanted be a sexy cartoon chick 😭😭❤️❤️
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when ppl draw me i jus- 😭❤️‍🩹 & NOT THE AIRPODS TOO i love it sm
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@invaderYaz the airpod kaizer
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-lock screen -home screen -last song -28th picture saved -tag 8 people @sDyso_ @benev0lent47 @TravtheSib @EtieBarty @RayanneFaith tagged 5 instead 😂 do it if u want to 🤟🏼😌
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adderall for adhd/add and xanax for anxiety now i’m jus a crackhead and losing it
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thinking about how in grade 10 the suspected lesbian guidance counsellor asked me to live with her bc i was failing math 👁👄👁
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@LivingScribe oh hey that’s me
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yea i’m in spain 😏 s just silent ╭┈┈┈┈╯    ╰┈┈┈╮   ╰┳┳╯     ╰┳┳╯    💧       💧    💧       💧       ╰┈┈╯    💧 ╭━━━━━╮ 💧
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no one: me: u really gonna talk to an 18 year old buisness and home owner like that 😏
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at this point im ready for the aliens to take me back i’m tired of this stupid planet
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y’all i had a dream lil uzi kicked me out the function i can’t breath 😭😭💔💔
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she don’t want u king, she wanna roll with a rockstar. go to bed
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:( yung pisceus
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