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@internetkendra

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Cyber milk maid

New York, NY
Joined November 2015
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I love him
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Minimalism has gone TOO FAR
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Man what the FUCK are poets talking about
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Love that one of the Backstreet Boys sings “am I sexuaaaaaal?” and the rest of them are like “yea”
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Big moment for the “who goes there” community
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We need a slur for people wearing Apple Watches
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Thinking about the Gerald x Gucci shoot again
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Uh oh somebody is unda awest!
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The wolves are emails I’m the lamb
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Yea I do think I want to be a horse for a monkey underwater. That would make me feel better
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By EOD, if possible!
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Due to the Unfortunate! We are deeply out of Onions! Thanx
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Your aunt and her roommate
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Let’s play a game called “hunter’s laptop or Kanye’s birthday”
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How can I make the Taliban about me
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This girl just found out about numbers
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moon girl 🇵🇸🌱
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21 and 27 is NOT the same as 27 and 33!!!!!
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Sorry I can’t be her
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She’s got that Afghanistan pussy (you’ll never pull out)
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Me after spending $1.8M at whole foods
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Come over
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Can’t stop laughing
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It’s friday again
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Kitten give me back my vape
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I want a salt lick this looks fun
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Imagine getting arrested and stuffed in the back of this
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I made one
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A story in three parts
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Ok wait Hunter biden and Julia fox actually would be a cute couple
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Just got done practicing my lofi beat set
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There are 2 kinds of guys
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Whole Foods tomato vs tomato from my cousin’s farm upstate just saying
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What is the point of Chicago it’s like we already have New York
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Many a 25-35 yr old NYC resident doesn’t make enough money to ever evolve past the adolescent, gossipy, cult of personality stage because it’s the least expensive thing they feel makes them interesting and special
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Kanye’s IG is filling the void left behind by Trump’s Twitter
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DEADASS FUCK THOTS ON GOD
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I used the term girlboss in front of my 71 year old father and he giggled like a maniac for five minutes straight and then kept muttering “girlboss … heh” to himself all night
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Ordering coffee and said hi how are you to this barista with a stupid little moustache and I’m not kidding he literally said “living la vida normal” to me
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Do you have the time can we sneak off somewhere and have a talk cause I’ve got things to get off my chest something’s you may not have heard
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Hey we saw you from across the bar
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Balenciaga ass haircut
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Been staring at this for ten minutes without blinking
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Ate a little pill I found on the floor of the subway this morning and frankly I feel fantastic
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Sorry my place is a mess just scoot the assault rifles aside
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My Uber driver is unironically listening to a Jordan Peterson lecture at top volume
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@c0wgirlonline Me sexting like
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You know what? He looks great
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My friends and I are on the cover of the New York post!
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Ok he’s just like me tho
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Yeah no it’s called fucken “lindy” or some shit. People walking around or something, reading newsletters or some fucking thing I dunno tone
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Few people will look this good in their entire life
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Meet me at the psychic Starbucks
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When I was 20 I worked with a 37 yr old ex-professional ballerina and every day she consumed exactly one can of unadorned tuna and smoked one pack of Marlboros and we would party every night until 6 am and you know what? She looked incredible, some of you could learn from this
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There is a gaslight that never goes out
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Springtime paccheri! Leeks peas herbs lemon garlic fresh burrata! Go fuck yourself!
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Book design used to mean something
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Either you know how to tie a boat to a dock or you don’t
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No no move the baby so we can get your abs in the shot
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I’m not gonna lie when I “archive” an email in Gmail I have no clue where it goes
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Gotta wash up real quick
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I love spring
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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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Destination wedding location inspo
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If you’re a man painting your little fingernails please stay away from me
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These are the same object
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Oh nooo an artist who’s content I like to consume doesn’t share my same fisher price politics ohh boo hooooo
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Good soup
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Nice therapist but have you considered listening to Yeezus (2013)
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Women should be doing this rather than emailing
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Absolutely transcended
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Absolutely railing a line of L’s
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Edward Hopper could never
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Showed this to my 73 year old mother and she didn’t understand
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The noise cancelling setting on AirPods is so soothing is this what a cow feels like when it’s being compressed before slaughter
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Sometimes when I see hot girls I want to kill myself
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Contemporary book design MUST be stopped
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I Want The Ham Crystal
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Actually acting insane can get you pretty far in life you either understand this or you don’t
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Getting ready with the girls
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Back to the office tomorrow
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Some of you weren’t even alive when they were selling tao Lin books at urban outfitters
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I hate when someone is pushing a stroller and I’m like aww baby coming and move politely out of the way only to find out it’s some nasty little dog in there
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This is like the opposite of a submarine
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The nasty little forum goblins found me
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Wanna come over we can sit wherever
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Saw a bumper sticker on this car that said “I put the hot in psychotic” and right when I finished reading it the car crashed into a light pole
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Just watched TSA confiscate 3 full-size jars of Nutella from an adult woman
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