Many a 25-35 yr old NYC resident doesn’t make enough money to ever evolve past the adolescent, gossipy, cult of personality stage because it’s the least expensive thing they feel makes them interesting and special
I used the term girlboss in front of my 71 year old father and he giggled like a maniac for five minutes straight and then kept muttering “girlboss … heh” to himself all night
Ordering coffee and said hi how are you to this barista with a stupid little moustache and I’m not kidding he literally said “living la vida normal” to me
When I was 20 I worked with a 37 yr old ex-professional ballerina and every day she consumed exactly one can of unadorned tuna and smoked one pack of Marlboros and we would party every night until 6 am and you know what? She looked incredible, some of you could learn from this
I hate when someone is pushing a stroller and I’m like aww baby coming and move politely out of the way only to find out it’s some nasty little dog in there