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Software Developer | Networks Associate | Data Analyst ☕ Lead ICT, City Diplomacy Africa(CDA)

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined February 2022
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@MuhammadSmiry We stand with Israel ✊
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@spectatorindex Halt a war they started.?
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It's members day, I am sending 250/- Lunch through MPESA to the first 10 Followers. Let's go
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@omwambaKE 😂😂😂😂
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@Kenyans Bwana these lawyer is collecting every single coin available
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@waisybethwel Whether ♂️ or ♀️, simps will always see dust.
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@WilliamsRuto Restrict your speeches to, "We've". This "we're, we will", is nolonger working, pure lies. In future, just mention what you've already accomplished. A million pledges, zero completed🤔
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@gabrieloguda As for me and my house, we shall blend guava juice. Give me some popcorns bwana
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@ahmednasirlaw Very true. However, I've never heard of any kid from a rich/ powerful family who's done a major invention or discovery in anything meaningful. In fact, most of them grow to become DJs after going through the British/American curriculum. Mungu si Kariuki.
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@gabrieloguda Tunaunda serikari ya mama mboga na bodaboda Si namna hio Semeni hatupangwingwi Hatupangwingwi, hatupangwingwi Tears in my eyes
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@Kenyans Bwana now Arsenal fans can go and see their Greatest nightmare 😂
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@Kenyans What about Kenyans to other African countries 🤔
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@paulinenjoroge Ati saa hii a sachet of Nescafé is 10/-. Coffee— something that's locally produced. There's no person here bwana.
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@itskipronoh He only fights women 😔
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@MrRightke They use the app domains to restrict
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@charlruto OMG😱 Looking great, enjoy taxpayer's money.
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@FGaitho237 You're a weak man. Unfat.
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@_falsi1ke Ladies literally lie about everything
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@Kenyans Hii Kenya, deals ni mingi, shida ni umaskini😅
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@omwambaKE Bwana nothing has ever united Kenyans and Ugandans than that clip😂😂😂😂
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@gabrieloguda ILE SERIKARI INAKUJA INAELEWA LUGHA YA MWANANCHI and other short short but BIG BIG lies
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@KIMANIICHUNGWAH See, your God chosen president settled on a lands CS who reads speeches as if she's filling Sudoku. Nyani haoni kundule
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@omwambaKE Pool tables 😁
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@gabrieloguda When I grow up, I want to tweet like Gabby😂
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@amerix Let her wash the socks. My boxer is my business.
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@Ngafocus A peasant somewhere sold a cow 🐄 to send her girl to campus to do this nonsense 😏
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@_falsi1ke Chasing girls is vanity
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@WaruiJohn2 But he should've built one for himself, by himself. Wanaume wataenjoy life in the cities but shags hawana ata 1 bedroom house. In my community, a true definition of a man, is one who has a house, and livestock.
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@gabrieloguda Bwana there's no person here
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@abuga_makori @JalangoMwenyewe Toa uzee hapa, you're spoiling the rhythm 😁
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@c_omondi4 @amerix They actually copy-pasted🤣
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@citizentvkenya She'll probably win the uasin Gishu women rep. Seat
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@omwambaKE Bibi ni private asset, never to be displayed.
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@gabrieloguda Wako wapi wale majamaa wa kutetea hii administration? GULLIBLES!
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@Gesonso1 Ndio ukuje kutusi wale hajasoma🤔 Weee kwenda uko
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@gabrieloguda He can literally say anything to manage us. We're used. Bwana there's no person here
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@gabrieloguda We warned them. During maandamano, they beat those who would otherwise liberate them like burukenge. As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord
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@MrRightke Peace, peace bro
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@Kenyans Perfect. We've deputy governors inciting MCAs to impeach the governor so as to take over. That should end.
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@gabrieloguda Driver alight me there at Weston, there's my stage😃
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@RodgersKipembe @AIRTEL_KE 's airtelmoney is the way to go now.
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@gabrieloguda Bwana did you just say that this Hustler Gov't has even more delicious news that will go a long way in helping me calm my mammary glands. Tears on my eyes
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@paulinenjoroge Ni hayo kwa sasa.
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@Kenyans @AtwoliDza is not a research, not an economist or statistician, you can't visit a country for a week then conclude that their economy is worse than ours. Aache hii PR😜
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@MrRightke Tujifunike nini mkuu😂
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@gabrieloguda Hii Kenya watu sobber hatufiki fifti😂😂😂😂 We will be there no matter what
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@iam_kendiii @ItsUnkonfined Thank you for posting on my behalf 😄
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@amerix Never beg/ display your weaknesses to a woman. She'll use that to hurt you more.
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@AokoOtieno_ I'm happy for you . Thankyou for heeding to my advice. In six months time, which is historic, you'll count what the lord has done for you.
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@amerix Gonna experiment this. Mambo inafaa kuwa practical
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@kaninikega1 Shut up nigga! Didn't participate in a coup to oust H.E Uhuru Kenyatta from Jubilee? It's about to go down!
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@KhalifKairo Celebrate without mockery. That's the true definition of success.
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@bonifacemwangi @jamia_mosque I've never seen any islamic woman who doesn't use perfume
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@Kenyans Blame games! Ruling by excuses.
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@omwambaKE Clone Phone ✅
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@gabrieloguda Here's the logo😂
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@ahmednasirlaw Aren't you guys tired of blaming HE UK. Gava ikiwashinda mnasema tu. Ati Uhuru this Uhuru that
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@6lackJaded @Degrata254 You're this nice nigga? The best offer ni yenye you expect nothing in return from the chic👊
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@gabrieloguda Bwana as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord 😂
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@humuorn_ Simps hukapitia 😂
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@gabrieloguda This is what our paramount Kamba Benga musician, Ken Wamaria, called "kipelenge"😂😂😂😂😂 Bwana there's prophesy in music. Either way, we shall be there no matter what 😂
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@RodgersKipembe Ambia babako aachane na huyu mama. Hakuna kitu mbaya kama mwanaume kushindwa na mwanamke kwa kila Jambo. Anaji-embarass tu!
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@MrBlackOG Zero budget bro 😂
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@Degrata254 @Wuodnyakach_ Suspension ya one semester ni kitu kidogo Sana. Ukipewa ya 1000 days ndio unajuanga mbona kuku hakojoi🤣
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@gabrieloguda Consequently Busia residents will not remit taxes, ww.
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@omwambaKE This was choreographed to fire the MD. We know these people buana
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@gabrieloguda The last statement got me. Yes , this country is running on autopilot
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@Afandeomari Wacha kiburi ya shilingi mbili mzee 😂
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@omwambaKE Actuarial science is the SCAMMEST bwana. You study hard things only to come and tarmac out here😂
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@ntvkenya Finally 😃 As I said, The institution of the office of the Deputy President in Kenya under the 2010 Constitution is VERY WEAK.
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@kibeandy Just live a single life. You'll avoid much trouble
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@base10_ Iss a coolant bro 🤣
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@AlinurMohamed_ Shut! How's he disrespectful? He just spoke the truth!
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@Mercymasai3 Yes, it's still tirries Tuesday 😂
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@DavidNdii You used to write voluminous literature about the economy, now you're tasked to reform it but what you can say is Uhuru this, Uhuru that. You and those KPMG fellows one WhatsApp group.
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@Degrata254 Relationship inahitaji alot of common sense/ wisdom. You pick what suits you from Amerix's classes, NOT everything!
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@paulinenjoroge We thank God for mucerè wa nyama. Hasora, tawara
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@omwambaKE Here for comments 😂
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@gabrieloguda Bwana cocomelon was just chilling. Gabu you're cracking my ribs😂😂😂😂
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@Kijanayaprogas Haijalishi. But haiwezi kuwa tamu kama ya kuni—chungu
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@bozgabi No way we're clicking that telegram link 😂😂😂😂
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@Makiadi_ Siuliona vile KEBS walisema
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