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1 year

Yoongi: We all have our demons. Yoongi, grabbing Jungkook: This one’s mine.

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1 year

Yoongi: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Jungkook: Mine just says "Jungkook no." Yoongi: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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1 year

*Yoonkook using an Ouija board* Jungkook: Tell us… Is there a spirit in this house? Spirit, through the board: YES. Yoongi: Cool. Rent is due on the first of the month. Jungkook: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out. Spirit: WAIT, WHAT?

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1 year

Jungkook: You know as they say, hyung! Go big or go home! Yoongi, after 7 karaoke songs in a row: Jungkook, for the love of god, please go home! Jungkook: I'm going big!

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1 year

Jungkook, texting Yoongi: *sends a voice message* Yoongi, texting back: I’m a little busy. Is it urgent? Jungkook: No, don’t worry. Just listen later. *Later* Yoongi: *presses play* Jungkook's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE–

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1 year

Jungkook: *summons a genie* Yoongi: I will grant you 3 wishes, but there are 3 rules: No wishing for death, for love, or for the dead to come back to life. So what is your first wi– Jungkook: I wish for envelopes to moan when you lick them. Yoongi: Yoongi: There are 4 rules–

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1 year

Namjoon: Uh, I think I got your lunch… Namjoon: *holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Yoongi’* Jungkook: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. Jungkook: *holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. And for the love of God, don't break anything.’*

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1 year

Taehyung: The moon looks beautiful tonight, doesn’t it? Jungkook, looking at Taehyung: Yeah… but do you know what’s even more beautiful? Jungkook and Taehyung in unison: *sighs* Yoongi.

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1 year

Yoongi: What's for dinner? Jungkook: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise! Yoongi: Is it soup? Jungkook: I soup-pose it could be! Yoongi: No more puns! You hang around Jin too much. Jungkook: Wow, you're soup-per mean. Yoongi: Enough! *Later* Yoongi: It's makguksu?! Again?

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1 year

Jungkook: *giggling at a video of Yoongi* Hobi: Sounds like 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 has a crush! Jungkook: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on hyung. I just think he's funny & cute. It’s not like I stay up all night thinking about him. *Later that night* Jungkook, very much awake: Uh-oh.

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1 year

*At the Zoo* Jungkook: What are they in for? Yoongi: Jungkook, this isn't prison. Jungkook: So they can leave? Yoongi: No, but– Jungkook, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one murdered someone.

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1 year

Yoongi: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Jungkook: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on that table? Yoongi: I– Yoongi: I know my answer, but it's probably not the one you're looking for.

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1 year

Jungkook: Hyung, do you like cats? Yoongi: I love them. Jungkook: *slowly pushes a glass off the table while making full eye contact* Jungkook: (˵◕ᴗ◕)♡

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1 year

Yoongi: We need a diversion! Jungkook, take your shirt off! Jungkook: On it! Jimin: No, we don't! Jungkook, put your shirt back on. Yoongi, whispering: Dammit.

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1 year

Jimin: Jungkook– Jungkook, tearing up: Yoongi-hyung used to call me Jungkook... Jimin, panicking: Please stop crying. That's just your name.

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2 years

Yoongi: *Holding a sign that says "Prom?" outside Jungkook's window* Jin: Oh my god, YES! Yoongi: *Yelling up* No! Tell Jungkook! Jin: Jungkook! I'm going to prom with your boyfriend!

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1 year

Yoongi, at Jungkook's funeral: I need a moment with him, please. Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves* Yoongi: Yoongi: Listen here, you little shit. I know you're not dead. Jungkook, sitting up in his coffin: You noticed! (づ ᴗ ど) ㅤ

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1 year

Yoongi: Why are you burning our marriage certificate? Jungkook: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt!

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1 year

Yoongi: Hey, about that love letter you gave me. Jungkook, blushing: What did you think of it? Yoongi: The third sentence– Jungkook: Yeah? That’s where I got really emotional and– Yoongi: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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9 months

Jungkook: Hyung! Look at how many pull ups I can do in a minute. Yoongi: Bet you can't do the same shirtless. Jungkook: What difference would that make? Yoongi: It's okay, Jungkook. Not every can– Jungkook, ripping off shirt angrily: Time me! Yoongi, under his breath: Nice.

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1 year

Jungkook: I love you. Yoongi, scoffing: How many people have you said that to? Jungkook: Everyone. Yoongi: What? Jungkook: I told everyone that I love you.

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11 months

Jin, Hobi & Yoongi: *screaming* Jungkook, running into the room: What's wrong, Yoongi-hyung?! Jin: Hey! Why are you only asking him that when we're here too?! Jungkook: Because Yoongi-hyung wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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1 year

Store Worker, over the intercom: Would a Min Yoongi please come to the front desk? Yoongi: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker, revealing a sad Jungkook: I believe he belongs to you? Jungkook: I got lost. :( Yoongi: How did you– I didn’t even bring you here with me!

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1 year

Club Bouncer Jungkook: You can't stab people with chopsticks. So are you gonna leave, or do I need to carry you out of here? Namjoon, in defeat: Let’s go, hyung. Yoongi: Wait. Namjoon: What? Yoongi: I’d kinda like to be carried out.

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1 year

Jungkook, singing outside Yoongi's window: Will you go to prom with me? 🎶 Jin: Oh my god, YES! Jungkook: No! Tell Yoongi! Jin: Yoongi! I'm going to prom with your boyfriend!

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1 year

Yoongi: Jungkook, why is your place always so dark? Jungkook: Oh! Don't worry, hyung, I got it. Jungkook: *Stomps his feet* Jungkook: *Skechers light up* Yoongi: See, this is why I'm not moving in.

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1 year

Jungkook: I'm ready. Can you start the movie? Yoongi: *starts and fast forwards through the movie* Jungkook: Hyung! You can't just skip to the happy ending! Yoongi: I don't have time for their problems.

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9 months

Jungkook: Hyung! This date is boring! Yoongi: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Jungkook: Then why did you invite me? Yoongi: I didn't. I specifically said, "Don't come with me." Then you said, "You can't tell me what to do," and came anyway.

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1 year

Jungkook: Am I ugly? Yoongi: It’s not about looks, Jungkook. What’s valuable is on the inside... Jungkook: Hyung... Yoongi: For example, your heart. Jungkook, blushing: Aw, stop it! Yoongi: It could be purchased for more than a billion won. Jungkook: Seriously, stop.

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1 year

Jungkook: Morning, hyung! How would you like your coffee? Yoongi: As dark as my soul. Jungkook: Got it! One cup of milk coming right up!

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1 year

Jungkook, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? *giggles* Yoongi: You know other people can hear you, right?

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1 year

Jungkook: Hyung, did you have to stab them? Yoongi: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me. Jungkook: What did they say? Yoongi: "What are you going to do, stab me?" Jungkook: That’s fair.

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2 years

Jungkook: Do you want to know your gay name? Yoongi: My gay name? Jungkook: Yeah, it's your first name– Yoongi: Haha. Very funny, Jungk– Jungkook, getting down on one knee: And my last name. Yoongi: Oh my god.

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1 year

Yoongi, to the members: Morning, idiots. Jungkook: Good morning, hyung. Yoongi: Not you, Jungkook. You're not an idiot. Jungkook: You underestimate me.

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1 year

Yoongi: I’ve only ever said "I love you" to two people in my entire life: Jungkook and a guy in a dark club who I thought was Jungkook.

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1 year

Jungkook: Hold the fuck up. Yoongi: Excuse me?? Jungkook: I said hold the fuck up. Yoongi: Jungkook: I’m the fuck up, hold me.

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1 year

Jungkook: –cause you're smart and you're cute, and ignoring me, so you're obviously my type. Yoongi, who was distracted: I'm sorry. What were you saying? Jungkook: You're perfect...

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1 year

Jungkook: The best way to gain someone's love is by saving them from a perilous situation. Jimin: So you're gonna wait until Yoongi is in danger and save him? Jungkook: Of course not! I'm gonna put him in danger and THEN save him. Jimin: You're insane. Jimin: How can I help?

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1 year

*Yoongi and Jungkook enter a dive bar* Yoongi: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink? Jungkook, in a scuba diving suit: I would like to leave now, please.

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1 year

Namjoon: Nice rock. Jungkook: Thanks! Yoongi-hyung gave it to me. Yoongi: I threw it at you! Jungkook: Isn't he the sweetest?

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1 year

Yoongi: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Jungkook! *Neither of them die* Jungkook: Yoongi: Jungkook: So do you wanna talk about somethi– Yoongi: No thank you.

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1 year

Yoongi, sighing: I just want Jungkook to call me cute 23/7. Namjoon: Why not 24/7? Yoongi: He needs snack breaks.

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1 year

Yoongi: As Jungkook's hyung, you have to watch over him while I'm gone. What if he says something to the wrong person and gets punched? Taehyung: I’d love to see Jungkook get punched. Yoongi: Taehyung, sighing: I will stop Jungkook from getting punched...

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1 year

Jungkook made makguksu so much that he can make it in his dreams

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1 year

Jungkook: *lifting weights* Yoongi: Wow... Great body. Hobi: Yeah, I wonder what drives him. Jungkook, internally: Oh, I am going to be SO good at giving hugs!

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1 year

Jungkook: I have a new hoodie. Yoongi: Wrong. Yoongi: *We* have a new hoodie.

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1 year

Yoongi: *sees someone doing something stupid* Yoongi: What an idiot. Yoongi: *realizes it's Jungkook* Yoongi: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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1 year

Yoongi: I hate you with every inch of my body! Jungkook: That’s not a lot of inches.

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1 year

Yoongi: Okay, but if you're not gay, then why are you always holding my hand, kissing me, and telling people I’m your boyfriend? Jungkook: Hyung! It's satire! Yoongi: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

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1 year

Namjoon: This totally sucks, man. Yoongi: It's horrible. Namjoon: Yeah, bedbugs are– Yoongi: No, not that. It’s Jungkook. Yoongi: It’s just like, I can’t get him out of my head, and every time I look at him I have this pain in my chest, and I just know it’s his fault!

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9 months

Yoongi: Hi, I'm Jungkook's emergency contact. Hospital Staff: Great! You're here to pick him up? Yoongi: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

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1 year

Yoongi: When I said bring me back something from the beach, I meant like a seashell! Jungkook, struggling to hold a seagull: Well then say that next time!

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11 months

Jungkook: We should be partners. Yoongi: You mean like, partners in crime? Jungkook: Yeah... That’s precisely what I meant.

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1 year

Jungkook: Wanna see a magic trick? Yoongi: Not now. I'm a little busy. Jungkook: Pick a card, any card! Yoongi: Fine. Jungkook: Wait, that's my credit card! Yoongi: You said any card.

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1 year

Yoongi: Some people are like slinkies. Namjoon: What? Yoongi: Not really good for much, but they'll bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Namjoon: Please don't push Jungkook down the stairs. Yoongi: Too late.

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1 year

Jungkook: Hyung, do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Yoongi: It was autocorrect. Jungkook: Autocorrect wrote, "you're so hot please step on me"? Yoongi: Yes.

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1 year

Yoongi: You're such a pain in the ass. Jungkook: I can be a different kind of pain in the ass if you'd let me.

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1 year

Jungkook: Oh my Yoongi. Jin: Don't you mean 'oh my god'? Jungkook: You worship your god; I'll worship mine.

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1 year

Yoonkook ghost defenders 🥺

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1 year

jungkook and yoongi defending ghosts… they are the most precious people in the world ☹️

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2 years

Jungkook, throwing his head into Yoongi's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Yoongi, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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1 year

Jimin: I sleep with a gun under my pillow. Jin: I sleep with a knife. Jungkook: Both of you are pathetic. Jimin: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Jungkook: Yoongi. Yoongi: I also sleep with a gun.

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1 year

Jungkook: Why do you love me so much, hyung? Yoongi: Jungkook, you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Jungkook: Really? 🥹 Jungkook: ...I kinda feel sorry for you actually.

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1 year

Yoongi: You’re giving me a sticker? Jungkook: Not just any sticker! It's a sticker of a cat saying “me-wow!” Yoongi: I’m not a child. Jungkook: Fine. I’ll take it back... Yoongi: Hands off! I earned this!

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1 year

Jungkook: What's that smell? Is something burning? Yoongi: Just my love for you, of course. Jungkook: Yoongi: Yoongi: Fine, I set my room on fire. Happy?

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@incorrect_ynkk

2 years

Yoongi: When you said "magic in bed", I wasn't expecting this... Jungkook: *pulls out card from deck* Is this your card? Yoongi: ??! Yoongi: Yes! What the fu–

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Reminder that Jungkook is a cutie that talks to inanimate objects

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174

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Jungkook: *pulls back shower curtain while Yoongi is showering* Jungkook: Hey, did we– stop screaming, it’s me– did we run out of perilla oil?

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Yoongi: You know me, Jungkook, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters? Jungkook: What? Yoongi: I say, “Please don’t hate me. I’m really nice.”

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26

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

HYYH Jungkook, putting his hands over Yoongi's eyes: Guess who! HYYH Yoongi: It's either Jungkook or the cold, clammy hands of death. HYYH Jungkook: It's Jungkook! HYYH Yoongi: Dammit.

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23

166

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Yoongi: So what have you been up to, Jungkook? Jungkook: Swimming. Yoongi: Oh, that’s cool. Glad you're getting– Jungkook: In a pool of shame and embarrassment... #LETHIMCOOK

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Yoongi: Jungkook, I'm begging you. PLEASE go to the doctor. Jungkook: I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

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12

165

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Jungkook: What are you eating? Yoongi: You wouldn't like it, it's sweet. Jungkook: I like you, don't I? Yoongi, blushing: Just take it!

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19

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Jungkook: Yoongi and I are so close; we even share a toothbrush. Yoongi: We 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?

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22

158

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Jungkook: You look good in that hoodie. Yoongi: You know where else I'd look good? Jungkook, with zero hesitation: My bed. Yoongi, at the same time: By your side– Wait, what?

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26

157

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@incorrect_ynkk

2 years

Namjoon: Where's Jungkook? Taehyung: Don't worry, I'll find him. Taehyung: *plays 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵* Jungkook, distantly: Hey, did you forget what I do for a living?! Taehyung: Found him.

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20

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@incorrect_ynkk

2 years

Yoongi: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one. Jungkook: It's just nice to see you smile when you win, hyung! *Later* Yoongi: He's probably just staring at my ass, isn't he? Jin: Yeah, probably.

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23

147

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Yoongi: You know, when I first met you, I thought you were annoying. Jungkook: What changed your mind? Yoongi: Oh, I still think you're annoying. I've just grown to like that about you.

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148

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

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@incorrect_ynkk

2 years

Jungkook: I give up. I am so tired. Jin: Quick! Get the emergency supply! Taehyung: *carries Yoongi and places him in front of Jungkook* Yoongi: *smiles* Jungkook: AND I AM BACK, BABY! LET’S GET IT!

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20

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Yoongi: I’m sad. Jungkook: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das. Jungkook: And das not good.

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12

137

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@incorrect_ynkk

2 years

Jimin, teaching Jungkook to drive: Okay, you're driving and Jin and Yoongi walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit? Jungkook: Oh, definitely Jin. I could never hurt Yoongi. Jimin, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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21

136

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Jungkook: Can we go to a haunted house? Yoongi: What’s wrong with the one we live in? Jungkook: Wh-what? Yoongi: Goodnight, Jungkook.

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13

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Yoongi: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Jungkook: Even better! Yoongi: What did you do... Jungkook, holding up a chicken: Her name is Fluffy!

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14

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@incorrect_ynkk

2 years

Jungkook: WHO ATE MY BANANA?! BECAUSE I'M GOING TO K- Yoongi: I did? Jungkook: –kiss you and buy some more. You haven't been eating much, hyung. Jungkook: *kisses Yoongi and walks away* Yoongi: He's gone now. Hobi, coming out of hiding with a banana peel: Thanks, hyung.

3

22

132

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Yoongi: Wanna play truth or dare? Jungkook: Of course, hyung. Sounds sexy. Yoongi: Truth or dare? Jungkook: Hm...truth. Yoongi: How many hours did you sleep this week? Jungkook: Jungkook: ...Dare. Yoongi: I dare you to go to sleep. Jungkook: I don't like this game.

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@incorrect_ynkk

2 years

Yoongi: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO– Jungkook: It was me. Yoongi: ...be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance. Jimin: And you wonder why people think you're dating.

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14

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Jungkook, admiring a sleeping Yoongi: You’re so cute. Yoongi, sleepily: I will beat your ass. Jungkook, lovingly: I know.

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20

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@incorrect_ynkk

2 years

Hoseok: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Yoongi: I'm a knife. Jungkook: He's the little spoon.

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19

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Taehyung: What's the most efficient way to burn calories? Jungkook: Exercise more! Yoongi: Set yourself on fire. Jimin: There are two kinds of people.

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20

122

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@incorrect_ynkk

2 years

Jimin: You ready? I'm gonna start the movie now. Jungkook: Wait! I gotta go grab my snack! *Comes back carrying Yoongi* Jungkook, sitting Yoongi on his lap: Okay, I'm ready now. Jimin: Jungkook: You get it? Because hyung is a– Jimin & Yoongi: We know.

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26

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Jungkook: *seductively takes off glasses* Jungkook: Wow... Yoongi, blushing: Haha... what? Jungkook: You're really fucking blurry.

1

21

117

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Namjoon: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Yoongi? Yoongi: No. Jungkook: I do! Namjoon: I know, Jungkook. Jungkook: I’m sad. Namjoon: I know, Jungkook.

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5

117

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Jungkook: You shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby. Yoongi: What baby? Jungkook, crying a bit: Me.

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16

114

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Yoongi: How do I tell Jungkook that I want him to yell at me like he's Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

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13

114

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@incorrect_ynkk

2 years

Jungkook: Congrats on your album, hyung! This calls for a celebration! Yoongi: Fine. I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. Jungkook: Forty-five seconds?! Yoongi: No! I said four TO five seconds. Jungkook, hugging Yoongi: Too late! – Stream D-Day for a Yoongi hug!

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10

108

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@incorrect_ynkk

1 year

Jungkook: I have a black belt. Yoongi: Me too! Jungkook: No way! Mine's in taekwondo! What about yours? Yoongi, putting away his Valentino belt: Um–

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18

104

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@incorrect_ynkk

2 years

Yoongi: Is this seat taken? Jungkook: That's my lap. Yoongi: That doesn't answer my question, Jungkook.

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18

97

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@incorrect_ynkk

2 years

Taehyung: I told Jungkook his ears turn red when he lies. Yoongi: Why? Taehyung: Watch this. Taehyung: Hey Jungkook! Do you love Yoongi? Jungkook, covering his ears: No...

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14

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@incorrect_ynkk

9 months

Jinkook: *accidentally sets the kitchen on fire* Jin: We need an adult! Jungkook: Hyung, you are an adult! Jin: We need an adultier adult! Get Yoongi!

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