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Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
2 years
Hello this is a Blackpink incorrect account and like I will post incorrect quotes here as obvious so enjoy 😂
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7 months
Jennie: Lisa, this is my mother, Mom this is my Lisa Jennie: *realizing what she said* wait no, i meant- um, that’s not what i- Lisa: *holding out a hand to Jennie's mom completely straight-faced*: hello, i’m her Lisa #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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1 month
Jennie: Lisa and I don't use pet names. Jisoo: Ok. I see, what do bees make? Jennie: Honey? Lisa *from the other side of the appartment*: Yes, baby?? Jisoo: Don't ever lie to my face again. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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3 months
Jennie: I was not jealous! Lisa: You kept glaring at that girl because she asked me if I wanted a drink. Jennie: So? Lisa: Nini, she was the waiter... #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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4 months
Jennie: Hey Lisa Lisa: mhm? Jennie: Have you ever been in love? Lisa: ...once Jennie: How’d it end? Lisa: Lisa: *cups Jennie's face and gazes into her eyes* It hasn't. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8 months
Lisa: honey bun? Jennie: yes? Lisa: i meant would you like one? Jennie: oh, alright. sugar? Lisa: yes? Jennie: i was asking if you wanted sugar in your coffee. Lisa: ah, yes please. Jisoo: i should stop eating with them Rosé: same #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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4 months
(au) Jennie: ow i cut my finger Lisa: let me kiss it to make it better! Jennie: how does that help? Lisa: whenever i got hurt, my mom kissed it to make it better. it always worked. [later] Jennie *talking to Jisoo*: i need you to punch my lip really really hard. Jisoo:
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4 months
Jennie: hey, can you help me with this zipper? Lisa: of course Lisa: Jennie: up, Lisa Lisa: right, sorry #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8 months
Lisa *carries all the groceries on both arms*: Jennie *reaches out to help*: Lisa *switches all the groceries to one arm to hold Jennie's hand*: Jennie: that’s not what i- okay #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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7 months
Jennie: My hands are cold.. Lisa: *grabbing her hands* better? Jennie: Jennie: My lips are freezing as well #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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2 months
(au) Rosé: Jennie's eyes are brown, right? Lisa: they're brown that looks like caramel when the light hits just right Rosé: and when was the last time she smiled? Lisa: this morning at 9:01am Rosé: right. when's my birthday? Lisa: Rosé: when is my birthday, Lisa? Lisa:
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7 months
Rosé: so how’s motherhood treating you? Jennie: good. i didn’t expect this much crying, though. Jisoo: don’t worry, it’s normal for babies. Jennie: what? the baby’s fine. i was talking about lisa. Lisa *sobbing from the nursery*: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
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6 months
Lisa *smiling*: So, when are you going to go out with me? Jennie *smirking*: I don’t know, when are you going to ask me? Lisa: Uh.. Later: Rosé: SO YOU JUST RAN AWAY??? Lisa: I WASN’T EXPECTING HER TO FLIRT BACK!!! #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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2 months
Jennie *digging through her drawers*: Has anyone seen my top? Rosé *filing her nails*: Yeah, Lisa is in the kitchen. Jennie: Rosé: oh you meant your shirt- #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8 months
Lisa *handing Jennie a piece of paper*: can you read this for me? Jennie: i do? Lisa *slips a ring onto Jennie's' finger*: ShE SAID YES Jennie *blushing*: wh- Jisoo *Appearing out of nowhere*: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU- Rosé *also appearing out of nowhere*: Congratulations!
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8 months
Jennie: *walks into the room to find a couch flipped and Lisa lying on the floor* Jennie: are you okay?! what's going on? Lisa *opening an eye and whispering*: we're in a nerf war. i'm dead. take my gun and defend yourself. (sock flies into the room) Jisoo: GRENADE!!!
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8 months
Marco and Chitthip: Our daughter is finally home! Marco and Chitthip: *hugs Jennie* Lisa *the actual daughter*: Excuse me…? Hello? #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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6 months
*a girl at the bar flirting with Lisa* Jennie: *stares at them silently* Jisoo: you’re really quiet today Jendeuk Jennie *still staring*: nobody plans a murder out loud, jisoo. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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2 months
Lisa: Oh, this is my favorite family photo. Interviewer: This is just a picture of you with your six pets and Jennie Lisa: did I stutter? #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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4 months
Jisoo: you fainted, do you remember anything? Jennie: only the ambulance ride to the hospital Lisa: that wasn’t an ambulance, i drove you Jennie: but i heard a siren Jisoo: that was Rosé Rosé: sorry i got nervous #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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6 months
Lisa *hands Jennie a water bottle*: Jennie: thanks, what's this for? Lisa: Jisoonie said watching me dance made you thirsty Jennie: *chokes on water*: #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8 months
psychic: i will now read your mind Lisa's mind: Jennie, Jennie, Jennie, Jennie, Jennie, my pets, Jennie's butt, dancing, singing, Jennie, Jennie psychic: what -- Psychic: i will read yours Jennie's mind: Lisa, Lisa, Kuma, Kai, singing, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa Psychic:
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7 months
Lisa: hey Jennie, you in the mood for a quickie? Jennie *choking*: what!? Lisa: you know, one of those egg things? Jennie: IT'S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!? #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8 months
Jennie: *Accidentally cuts her finger* Ow… Rosé: Jennie are you okay? Jisoo: it's just little cut it's gonna be- Lisa *bursting through the door*: WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU HURT? #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8 months
Jennie: i don’t have high standards for relationships. i just want someone whose name begins with “L” and finishes with “isa Manobann”. is that too much to ask? #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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2 months
Jennie *Eating*: This food tastes amazing Lisa: Can I taste Jennie: Of course Lisa *Kisses Jennie square on the mouth and smirks*: You're right it is good~ Jennie *Blushing furiously*: Jisoo *who was with them*: Why are you guys like this? #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8 months
Jennie *sitting on Lisa's lap*: pay attention to me Lisa: we were literally just making out 2 seconds ago Jennie: i don't see your point Jennie: pay attention to me Lisa: ok #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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7 months
Jennie: if only there were somewhere i could sit... Lisa *points to empty chair*: Jennie *pushes the chair away*: i wonder where i could sit... Lisa: *smiles and motions to her lap*: Jennie *sitting on Lisa's lap*: i knew you’d catch on. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8 months
Lisa: it's dangerous here, Jennie. quick, let's hold hands. Jennie: okay. Jisoo: guys... we're in a supermarket. Rosé: just let them we can't do anything about it anyway #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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4 months
Someone: Did it hurt? Jennie: Did what hurt? Someone: When you fell from heaven. Lisa *sliding in to put her arm around Jennie's shoulders*: No because I was there to catch her. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8 months
Jennie: hey, Rosie. Lisa and i are expecting- Rosé: AAAAA BABIES?! OH MY GOD! I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU TWO! I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THEM GROW! PLEASE, CAN I NAME THEM? Jisoo: Jennie: i was going to say "a package" but i'll go tell her that. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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6 months
Jennie: *yawns* Lisa: yeah, being that pretty must be tiring Jennie: then you must be exhausted Lisa *blushes furiously* Jisoo: that was smooth Rosé: agreed #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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6 months
Lisa: I've only ever said I love you to two people other than my family Lisa: Jennie Lisa: and Jennie with ginger hair #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8 months
Lisa: I love you. Jennie: How many people have you said that to? Lisa: Everyone. Jennie: Huh? Lisa *with a smile*: I've told everyone I love you. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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7 months
Lisa : if Jennie thinks she can just bat her cute little eyes at me and get whatever she wants … she is absolutely right #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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5 months
Rosé: Where’s Lisa? Jennie: We just stepped out of the shower, she’ll be down in a minute. Rosé: Alright, I just wan- Rosé: ...Did you just say ‘we’?! Jennie: I-I said she..... Rosé: #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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7 months
Jennie: has anyone seen my top? Lisa *with a grin*: i have a name tho Jennie: #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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6 months
Lisa: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night. Jisoo: You were flirting with Jennie. Lisa: So what? She's my girlfriend Rosé: You asked her if she was single Lisa: Jisoo: And then cried when she said she wasn't Lisa: Submitted by @DeeDeeSanchez
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1 month
Lisa: Jennie look at this art Jennie: let me see Lisa *shows her phone* Jennie: that’s just the camera on selfie mode Lisa: that’s cause your the art Jennie *blushing*: Jisoo: Why am i always here when this happens.... #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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3 months
Rosé: Lisa is so in love, she has no basic common sense when it comes to you Jennie: not true Jisoo: fine let's test it tell her you're pregnant Jennie: fine *texts* Lisa I'm pregnant Lisa *three hours later with four full shopping carts*: wait
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6 months
Host: Any cute names to call your partner? Rosé: Sugar Jennie: Honey Jisoo: Flour Lisa: Egg Rosé *joining in while laughing*: 1/2 lb butter Jennie *also joining in*: Stir Lisa: Pour into pan Jisoo: Preheat to 350 degrees #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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2 months
Jennie *gets into a small accident* Ow! *quick hopping coming from the stairs* Lisa: *slams the door open* BABY ARE YOU HURT?! #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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5 months
Jennie: Lisa, pay this for me please? Lisa: sure thing. Jisoo: no! you can’t just pay for her! Lisa: why not? Rosé: we’re playing monopoly! #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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2 months
Jennie: why do you always let me win when we’re racing you’re so much faster than me Lisa: it’s because i love to see your smile when you win Jennie: Jennie *whispering to Jisoo*: it’s because she wants to stare at my butt isn’t it Jisoo *nods*:
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7 months
Lisa *unbuttoning Jennie's shirt: I'm so glad we're finally alone Jennie: We're not Rosé: Jisoo: really..... Lisa: Oh #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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7 months
Lisa: bye Jisoonie! bye Rosé! bye Jennie! bye Alison! bye Becky! bye Jane! bye Jennie! Alice: you said bye Jennie twice? Lisa: i like Jennie #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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3 months
Lisa: Your smile? I live for that. Jennie: Your happiness? I live for that. Jisoo: A room? Fucking get one. Rosé: Hotel? Trivago. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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7 months
Lisa: how did you know i was gonna propose? Jennie: Rosé hasn't been able to look at me without crying all month. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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6 months
Jennie: I can't believe we're stuck in here Lisa *throwing the key out of the window*: Truly unfortunate #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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7 months
Rosé: ugh, can't you both post some new photos together? my Jenlisa fanpage is running out of conten— Jenlisa : YOUR WHAT?! Rosé: i— nothing!! *runs* Jisoo *snickering*: that was smooth #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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3 months
Lisa: nice to see you again Jennie: *turns around* Jennie: are you talking to my ass? Lisa: yes #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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4 months
[at the airport] security: are you carrying firearms or explosives? Lisa: you mean except for my bomb ass girlfriend? Jennie: security: Jisoo: we don't know them Rosé *nods*: #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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7 months
Trainee Jennie *trying to deny she likes lisa*: Of course I love Lisa she's like a sister to me Yeah we are just friends practically sisters Trained Rosé: i have a sister and If I looked at her the way you look at Lisa I'd probably have to talk to a therapist Trainee Jennie:
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7 months
(au) Jisoo: who do we know who has handcuffs? Lisa: well Jennie and i- Jennie *elbows Lisa as she blushes furiously*: Lisa: -wouldn’t know..... Jisoo: #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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6 months
Jennie: The sky is beautiful tonight Lisa: Wanna know who else is beautiful? Jennie *blushing*: Who? Jisoo *sitting with them with an annoyed of expression*: Me #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8 months
Jisoo: Why are your tongues purple? Jennie: We had slushies. I had a blue one Lisa: I had a red one Rosé *was not paying attention*: You drank each other's slushies? Jisoo *to Jenlisa*: Give her time #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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6 months
Lisa: Thought I was meowing back at one of my cats for the past hour. Turns out it was just me and Jennie meowing at each other from different rooms in the house. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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1 year
Lisa: Jennie and I don’t have pet names for each other. Rosé: Uh huh… Hey Lis, do you know what bees make? Lisa: Honey? Jennie: *from the next room* Yes? Rosé *snickering*: Don’t ever lie to my face again, Lisa. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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7 months
Jisoo: why are there tiny ink paw prints all over this desk?! Lisa *to Leo*: why are there tiny ink paw prints all over her desk? Leo: mew Lisa: i see Lisa *to Jisoo*: because he has tiny paws Jisoo: makes sense #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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7 months
Jennie *parking the car*: can you guys get us a table? Lisa: alright [moments later] Lisa *sprinting out of the restaurant, carrying a table with Jisoo*: START THE CAR Jennie: Rosé: #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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5 months
Jennie: what do you want to do tonight? Lisa: world domination Jennie: aren't we a bit ambitious? Lisa: you're my world Jennie: awww Jennie *blushing*: wait, what? #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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6 months
Jennie: How does this outfit look? Lisa: Amazing! I wish i could pull that off Jennie: Go ahead Lisa: What Jennie: What? Lisa: ok will do #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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4 months
Lisa: *follows Jennie around* Jennie: what are you doing? Lisa *grins*: i was told to follow my dreams? #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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7 months
Jennie: *eating a waffle* Oh my gosh that's so good!! Lisa *smirks*: Yeah that's what you said earlier too. Jennie *blushing furiously as she hits her shoulder*: Lisa *laughing*: Jisoo *standing and leaving the table*: Rosé *does the same thing while carrying the plate*:
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1 month
(au) Jennie: oh, no! there's only one bed, we'll have to share Lisa *not getting it*: but there are two beds Jennie *Tries to push the two beds together*: oh no only one bed Lisa *who immediately gets it and starts helping*: oh yeah there's only one bed we have to share
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8 months
Au *on a phone call* Jennie: Hey so my parents aren't home. Lisa *who is not getting the memo*: Don't worry, they'll come back soon. Jennie: Lisa *getting it*: oh ok I will be there #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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4 months
Lisa: Are you a painting? Jennie: What? Lisa: Because I want to pin you against the wall. Rosé *who was with them*: Oh my god, I thought you would say that you wanted to hang her. Lisa: Rosé: sorry #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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7 months
[in the elevator] Lisa: after you Jennie: no, after you Lisa: Jennie, i insist, after you Jisoo *walking through*: AFTER ME! Rosé *talking to herself*: i think i should just use the stairs #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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5 months
Lisa: Can I walk you home? Jennie: ok Jisoo: YOU LIVE IN ONE ROOF #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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4 months
(au) Rosé: What's wrong, Jennie? Jennie: I barely slept last night. Jisoo: When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you! Jennie: But who would be thinking about me at 3 in the morning? Lisa *looking away*: Jisoo *watching her*: i may have a hunch
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6 months
Jennie: i’m seeing Lisa Jisoo: as in dating or hallucinations? Jennie: #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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4 months
(future) Jennie: i want to suprise my mom when I tell them i'm pregnant Lisa: don't worry i got you *during dinner* Mama Kim *chokes*: Lisa: oh no grandma needs water Jennie Mama Kim: Jennie: uh surprise I'm pregnant #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8 months
Lisa: sorry we are late Jennie slept in Rosé: so why were YOU late Jennie *who refused to let go of lisa while she was sleeping*: … #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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7 months
Jisoo: some girl just hit on Lisa at the bar so Jennie is going all PB&J Rosé: she’s going what? Jisoo: Pretty, Bitter and Jealous #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8 months
Jennie: So when did you get your driver's license? Rosé: My what? Jennie: Pull over, I'm getting out of this car. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8 months
Lisa: Jennie, last night you got so drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire. Jennie: No I didn't- Lisa: I specifically remember you saying "good luck trying to return me without the receipt!" #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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2 months
Jennie: Good morning. Rosé: Good morning. Jisoo: You all sound like robots. Try spicing it up a bit. Lisa: MORNING, MOTHERFUCKERS #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
5 months
Rosé: why do Lisa and Jennie look happy? Jisoo: they took one of those "are they soulmates?" tests Rosé: and what did they get? Jisoo: each other #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8 months
Jennie: Are you crying? Lisa drunkenly sobbing*: I lost my wife... Jennie: *sighs and takes off her sunglasses*: Lisa *smiling but still crying*: Oh my god I found you, where have you been??? #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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7 months
[Last peice of cake] Lisa: You should have it :) Jennie: No you should! Lisa: No you! Jennie: no you should Rosé *cutting in between them*: No me! #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
7 months
Jennie and Lisa kissing* Jisoo: No one wants to see this. Lisa: Two people aren't allowed to be happy? Jisoo: Well, you're allowed to be happy, but not in front of me, so go somewhere else #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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4 months
Jenlisa child: hey Maê can I get some candy? Lisa: what did your omma say? Jenlisa child: no Lisa: then why do you think I’ll let you? Jenlisa child: because she’s not the boss of you Lisa *internally*: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
7 months
Jisoo*on the phone*: Lisa, we need you here can you come over with Jennie Lisa: I can't move. Jennie is sleeping on my lap. Jisoo: Just push her off? Lisa *enraged and offended*: #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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6 months
Jisoo: *swings her arm in the space between Lisa and Jennie* Jennie: Jisoo.. what are you doing? Jisoo: Oh, just trying to cut the sexual tension between you two #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
7 months
Interviewer: Do you have any pets? Jennie: No. Interviewer: Who do you live with at home? Jennie: Just me, my mother, and my dogs Kai and Kuma Interviewer: I thought you said you didn't have any pets Jennie: They're not pets they're family #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
2 months
*playing twister* Jisoo: Lisa, right hand red Lisa *ends up on top of Jennie*: Jennie: okay you’re doing this on purpose aren’t you? Jisoo *grinning*: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, honestly I’m surprised you two didn’t notice sooner #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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14
88
@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
5 months
[at the table] Lisa *flirting*: Jennie, do you taste as good as this dinner does? *smirks* Jennie*blushing furiously*: LISA! Jisoo *thinking*: i should just leave and eat in my room like what Rosé does..... #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
12 days
Jennie: you’re late Lisa: i love you Jennie: you’re forgiven #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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90
@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
5 months
(au) Lisa *doing yoga because Jennie asked*: I'm a nice person. Lisa *suffering*: I don’t deserve this. Lisa's mind: Are you though? Are you really suffering because you agreed to this only to see Jennie in yoga pants Lisa: shut up. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
1
8
88
@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
9 months
Jennie: And if I run and leap at lisa, she will most certainly catch me in her arms *sees lisa*: Jennie: *rushes towards Lisa* Lisa *who's holding a drink sees Jennie running, puts the drink down and catches Jennie* Jennie *smiling*: see #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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15
88
@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
7 months
Rosé *does the choreo correct*: Lisa *hands a sticker*: Rosé: What is this? Lisa: It's a sticker with a cat that says 'me-wow' Rosé: What do you think I'm a child? Lisa: Fine give it back Rosé: No I earned it. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
7 months
(au) Rosé: God help the person who ends up dating Lisa Jennie: I'm dating Lisa Rosé: My condolences #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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86
@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
10 months
Lisa: had a rough day? Jennie: *nods* Lisa: c’mere *holding her arms out* *Jennie plants into Lisa's body mumbling softly into her* Lisa: what was that? Jennie: *moves her face from her chest* i love you. Lisa: *smiles* i love you too. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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20
87
@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
6 months
*house phone rings* Lisa: Blackpink dormitory, the hot one speaking. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
2
20
86
@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
7 months
Jisoo *trying to speak english*: Did you go to the liquid zoo? Jennie: Do you mean the aquarium? Lisa: I think I like liquid zoo better Rosé: same #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
3
13
86
@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
8 months
Lisa: alright I got the popcorn Jennie: wait what are we watching Lisa, *opening twitter*: Blinks losing their minds over us #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
1
15
83
@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
7 months
Jennie: omg a spider! Spider: omg it's Jennie Kim! #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
5
14
85
@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
3 months
Rosé: I just ended a four year relationship. Joan: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Rosé: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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9
85
@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
7 months
Jennie: the door's locked Jisoo: i got it! give me your credit card, Jenduek! Jennie *giving her credit card*: okay... Jisoo *pocketing it*: cool. Lisa, kick the door down #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
4
14
82
@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
3 months
Jennie: Lisa does this look good on me? Lisa: y- Jisoo: lisa would say you look good even if you’re wearing a trash bag, tae. her opinion is invalid #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
5
9
82
@incorrect_BPink
Blackpink incorrect 🖤💗
7 months
Jennie: it smells good, i didn't know you could cook Lisa *hiding the take-out receipt*: well, now you know! #Blackpinkincorrectorcorrectquotes
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8
82