H 🥷 @incognitoakhi Twitter profile

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@incognitoakhi

1 year

Investing in a professional camera was a good decision

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4 years

Just think about it 🤔

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1 year

NO WAYYY

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1 year

Men that lip sync on TikTok

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⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.

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3 years

Tf is flirting? i only know how to argue

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3 years

Unless you wanna fall in love forever leave me alone

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2 years

That feeling when u decide ur not gna go to ur lecture tomorrow>>>>

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1 year

Me staring at my bed one last time before I go to work

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3 years

“Go uni it’ll be worth it” they said, Wtf was i thinking

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3 years

I’m bad at comforting my friends, they be like "I wanna die " like me too bro 😂

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💓💞💗💖💕💓💞💗💘💝💓💝💖💝💕💞💗💘💖💓💝💕💞💗💘💝💕💝💞her WITH makeup 💝💓💘💗💘💝💝💞💞💝💞💝💝💕💓💘💗💝 💓💞💗💖💕💓💞💗💘💝💓💝💖💝💕💞💗💘💖💓💝💕💞💗💘💝💕💝 her WITHOUT makeup 💝💓💘💗💘💝💝💞💞💝💞💝💝💕💓💘💗💝

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3 years

I’m sick of these 10 second weekends

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3 years

That inner peace you get after praying>>>

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@incognitoakhi

2 years

This year i’ve academically given up

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@incognitoakhi

3 years

Anyone else type the emoji out instead of searching for it or am i the only one?

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4 years

When you touch chewing gum that is stuck under the table

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3 years

There’s no such thing as quiet in a brown household lool

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3 years

“You’ve changed a lot ” Nah bro a lot has changed me

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2 years

Another day where my assignments haven’t been done by themselves

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1 year

Just stacking my Eidi money hbu

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3 years

Why everyone falling in love around me ffs don’t need that negativity in my life rn

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3 years

You women still like flowers or u just want drugs now?

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My dumbass really thought i’ll be asleep before 12

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3 years

Mfs will literally drain the kindness out of you

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3 years

mfs complain about being single but reject every person that comes their way

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3 years

Just want money and to fw the same person 4ever

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1 year

Do you ever just want to…

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3 years

Bro why do women love arguing

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3 years

I’ve legit given up with uni work fml i haven’t been this unserious

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2 years

Mums cooking >>> anything else

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3 years

Just going to ignore that NHS text like i ignore my assignments

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3 years

Once i’m married i’m gone no socials nothing just sticking to the grind

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3 years

i’m a pro at pretending i’m fine

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2 years

I aint a green flag or a red flag im a white flag cus I gave up

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2 years

Imagine you’re hugging your girl and she just lifts you off the ground

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3 years

Turkey, Antalya 🇹🇷😍

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9 months

No rizz just straight up bullying

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2 years

Me doing my job as the fun uncle by fighting off all my nieces and nephews

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Me fighting my anxiety and overthinking every night before bed

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3 years

good morning to all the ppl who aren’t getting a good morning text

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1 year

Getting hit in the face while its raining was not it

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You had a good childhood if you were hit in the face by this

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1 year

Is this guy fucking tapped why u letting him drive off. Should’ve gripped him up and smashed his fucking head in

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2 years

I’m in my “no friends” era fr

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Me minding my own business not knowing about a pending airstrike thats going to hit nearby because I didn’t get the emergency alarm.

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3 years

Morning gym session or night gym session?

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4 years

See if Boris Johnson can’t meet deadlines then why should I meet mine?

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1 year

whats the purpose of rats in this world???

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1 year

Me with my siblings

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2 years

Shaytan has left the chat

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1 year

Some people are so mentally draining

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1 year

whats in the air today? why everyone so depressed on the phone, i’ve called the hospital, a takeaway and a garage place in the space of 3 hours and everyone who picked up is speaking so low as if they lost the will to live 😭

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1 year

Happy for my guy fr he jokes

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1 year

Idk how people do solo trips to other countries

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2 years

Money does buy happiness

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Unpopular money opinions that will get you in this position? 👀

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3 years

Alhamdulillah for reaching 21 🥳

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1 year

How does one find their soulmate because I am ready to disappear and travel the world

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2 years

Fighting the urge to send memes in lecture

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3 years

"who makes you happy?" bro my bed

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1 year

Beautiful or what 😍

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I can’t stop watching my story its just beautiful, super cars everywhere 😍

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Who has a wedding at 10am bro wtf 😭

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@dudewhossifa i’m just here clicking every like button lyk 👁 👄 👁

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1 year

Ok this isn’t about me but my mate once stopped talking to a girl because she had a mole on her wrist 😭😭😭

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men, what’s the pettiest reason u stopped talking to a girl?

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3 years

Take me back when Fetty wap released trap queen

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4 years

@21_Manas @a_arif78 Trying to process how her credit card will prove she isn’t a catfish lool

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1 year

They should’ve made me analyse Nines lyrics instead of Shakespeare poems in English.

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1 year

I would like to take this moment to thank Stud.doc, ChatGPT, and quillbot. I don’t know where I would be in my assignments without you.

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1 year

Trim patterned

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2 years

Burgers are my comfort food

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3 years

you can feel when somebody ain’t being real with you...energy never lies

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1 year

Just fix your Salah and watch your life change for the better

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That feeling when you lose interest in everything and everyone <<<

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2 years

We bismillah our way thru life

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Only thing worthy of being a passy princess

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1 year

End of an era 🎓

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3 years

keep ur relationships private i don’t need that negativity in my life

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3 years

The urge in me to delete everything and disappear for a while

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1 year

Man I can wait to capture my kid doing dumb stuff like this 😭😭😭

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Time for tarawee

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3 years

Just curious, how many irl mutuals do you have?

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2 years

December dump ❄️

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1 year

bin weevils*

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4 months

Eat out to help out

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Name something from the past we need to bring back?

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6 months

Growing up is actually a scam tf we were thinking as kids?

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2 years

I need to sleep for a whole week

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3 years

Let’s gooo I passed one of the hardest modules i’ve ever done

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4 years

@Chunkz Nope i still think ur M huncho

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4 years

Just think about it 🤔

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1 year

Ready to celebrate bros wedding now

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I don’t need therapy, I need 100k

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9 months

Successfully made it and it did not disappoint

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9 months

Currently gaslighting myself into thinking I can easily make pepes chicken and rice box

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3 years

I stopped texting first and now we’re strangers again

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Alhamdulilah for another year 🤲🏽

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2 years

Certain mans are bare weird on this app

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1 year

All those memes that came from the queen death >>>

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1 year

Why do women do that little head tilt in all their videos?

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why do men not smile in pictures

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2 years

I acc cba for uni anymore fuck sake

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@r_xveen You’re famous now

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1 year

Every lgbt parade should get this treatment

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🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

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