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Winging this life thing! | S'khala Sibaningi | Adulting: Biggest scam to mankind! Ska wara ke broke, I won't DM you, hao dese bjao. Ska te tlhakatlhakantsha!

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The ⭕️_WaKoMmelodi
7 years
Basithathaphi isibindi esinganga sak'uthatha iAfrica bayebize yabo?✊🏿😭✊🏿😭✊🏿😭 #RIPWinnieMandela
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5 years
@shange033 At first glance I was like : "🤔😒what in the 4th Industrial Revolution is a pan have to be amongst dildos?"
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5 years
@Karabo_Mokwele I think this family deserves it’s own reality show😂😂😂
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3 years
@ThisIsColbert this is not Maafakhen 702! If you don't want to be offended go watch YoTV! Everything is nice there & colourful, it looks like creche, exactly where you belong! A se SABC moo, gao patele licence! No one is forcing you to watch #PodcastAndChill Cancel Culture ya masepa!
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3 years
@Xole_25 Church
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5 years
@Pal_Jeff This could be the best time to delete this tweet.
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6 months
Aaah man😔. My ad didn’t win @podcastwithmacg #chillaspunch competition. Oh well, I guess it will make a nice portfolio piece🔥. Congratulations🎉🥳🍾 to all the winners man. Amazing talent.🙌🏾 🍻🍾🥂A’DESHEN!!🥂🍾🍻
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10 months
@Sigujana_ZA This usually happens when you’re not your husband’s woman of his dreams. When you’re not your type’s type. When you didn’t settle but he did. You start being a motivational speaker soon as have an epiphany. Nyalang, a rena mona.
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3 years
Today, I just payed my NSFAS debt in full😭😭😭🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 🍾🥂🍻
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2 years
@GlazzOf Bro 😒 if a 2017 BMW is basic🤔😒 it means some of us who drive Kwids 🤔 are driving Shopright trollies moes😒💔
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10 months
@Vandal707 @BigKid850312 What in the TDJakes is going on here😳
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2 years
@Shes_fair @MissTinah_M Imagine😳😒 …I don’t even pay etolls, ke tlo patela motho cause she breathes Oxygen? Call me bottom of the barrel ma’am it’s OK! In fact, I’m the hole at the bottom of the barrel🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 …ngeke.
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3 years
@SasaMbambo Not real Gauteng but Jhb. People there are not scared of cars. Pedestrians in Jozi CBD just walt across the street with zero fucks about speeding cars.🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
Shuu😰😰😰 I was scared that Uncle Shona Ferguson also made the perpetrator's list. What a relief
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4 years
@Ntombi_Lungile He should’ve at least bought a gift. But the bill part,😒 I don’t see nothing wrong with that. Did you guys discuss the budget prior or he was just supposed to cover it like Budget Insurance? 😏
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5 years
Today’s advice on #AskAMan was lit🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 1. A relationship is not a lung, you can survive without it. 2. If he needs space, then it means he’s wants to be an astronaut. Let him go find his space 3. Be Ambulance ikhala ihamba, keep moving Bonaaa!!!!🔥🔥🔥
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7 years
@Dus_Tee_ All I can say is, as a father I would never let my daughter walk out of the house dressed like that.😔
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5 years
@lebo_070 @IamCatchvibe Ke mang a ka jang peanut butter le jam ka Dizemba o mo kana? O nyak’o tswara ke gala?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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4 years
@Michael_Bucwa Ketlele, ketlele, ketlele Mengele, mengele, mengele 🤣
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6 years
@casspernyovest 🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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2 years
@busiwakho In the US during the 90s, it used to symbolise 187. Particularly, a tribute to a victim of gang violence/ drive-by
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3 years
@nthabeyk @bongwe_ncube It's just street language, nothing derogatory about it. Every kasi have a language that describe sexual encounters. Would you've preferred if he used the word "Fuck"? Given the nature of the podcast & how you feel about it, maybe it's best not to watch it. Your choice
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5 years
@uGawozi En den lona?
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5 years
@QueenofChisKop Monna a senang nyatsi o tella badimo!
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5 years
@AnaLaughh @Bontlebame1 Ronnie Coleman used to be one the best weight lifting champion in the 90’s. He used to warm up with weights that his peers used to use for super sets. Today, Ronnie Coleman can’t walk properly and he’s only in his 50s😏 Moral of the story: Don’t succumb to peer pressure 😁
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4 years
@MapsMaponyane Bare ke Spaghetti Fruit Salad😏🤭
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2 years
@dntunvme2 @KVeinFlautist Did she jus do monkey sounds??😲
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6 years
@HopeWellEy 😳😳😳This is how madness starts homie🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I'm not saying she's a Psycho but...
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2 years
@AliMogashoa Why record such a private conversation and put it on a public platform?😒🤦🏾‍♂️
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5 years
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2 years
Bro let me tell you Samthing. All these Amapiano Vocalists copied the way YOU laced your vocals on Piano tracks. No Cap! Yeah I said it. So YOU pioneered that sh!t . So next time you feel like you're not good enough just remember that you are one of the first & best to do it!
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I’m sorry for the silences. I thought I was wack but today I only discovered how dope I am. #depression
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@sa_crime They hijack Renault Dusters now?😳🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️ I thought they don’t care about that car
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4 years
@Goku_07_ Le nyobisa di gashu straight😒😑
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2 years
@Buhlenomuhle @BuhleMahlangu14 It’s missing one line right at the end😏 “No other way” 🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
@Violin_Tay This is a folklore 😏 noways!🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
@Kgetsa275 @Luyanda_Maf Invest that money for 6months or so, call NSFAS about their mabena moment after that period, cash out your interest, give them their money, no one goes to jail. Everyone's happy!
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2 years
@MphoMoalamedi same as a woman who goes through a lot🤔😏🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩😅
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5 years
You know Anonza, some people need to be treated like umbrellas in a taxi. Forget them, forgive yourself and keep on moving. No one chased a taxi for an umbrella #AskAMan
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4 years
“He was the Micheal Jordan of radio” -Wilson B Nkosi #BobMabenaFuneral 💔
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1 year
@AdvoBarryRoux With that money 😏 you should’ve just gone to @iStorePre -Ownen🤦🏾‍♂️
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@MeshackBevhula Well said. He can't just say yes, he didn't sign Zahara alone. He had business partners.
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1 year
Not too bad for 42🎁🎉🎈🎊🍾🥂 It’s The O at the end of the name. Authi yako Flakka (Vlaka) aka Mams.😎 You don’t know me yet😉
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6 years
@Jether_Calypso Hope m not too late☺️
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2 years
@MaDhlomo_ Mina I can't even say "fotsek" to my partner even in a heated arguement.😅😅😅🤣🤣
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3 years
@iam_KVTI @_theekword 25min of worth of content and that’s what you pick up?😒 Okay Minister of Decorum, good job
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2 years
@joy_zelda Lenna I believe Moloi was raped by an aura. A whole atmosphere 😒🙄
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6 years
If it was my kid, I'd be in jail rn for murder! I'm just saying! #Dros
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1 year
@KingBishop1st Bro I avoid these at groove. Apologise and move right along. Don’t argue with someone who had a glass or two, it won’t end well.
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2 years
@Boity_Montwedi What in the 4th Industrial Revolution is this?😳🤔😒 Yah neh, zaka🙆🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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5 years
Moral of the story: Win the lottery and shut the fuck up! Don’t help anyone cos chances are, the generosity won’t be reciprocated in your time of need! #IBlewIt
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1 year
@thandiswamazwai We’ve been & sh!t is about to hit the fan if it hasn’t already 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@kabelomagstins That nigga could've had any girl bro💔 He kind of played himself there. It's tragic💔 ...May Their Soul Rest In Peace
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@mbalis_bakery Yesses that’s a stopframe animation project🤣🤣🤣. Well done to the creator(s)👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🔥🔥🔥👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
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5 years
@NayMoatshe Wrong as she may, was it really necessary to tag her employers?😒
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5 years
@SowetanLIVE Perfect score!! No one died, clean! wOW
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4 years
@Maroza_K That’s why ghosting is essential
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3 years
#ScamStories I have to say, Xhosa folks are thee best story tellers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
@TjoviTjoH Why o sano kentsha borotho kamogara’ polony once?😒😡
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3 years
@Simz_Ntlemeza Me: ...ko number 3 (pronounced tree according to bantu education English) Daughter: No Dad , it's not tree it's Three. Trees are outside😎 Me: 💔😒 (with who's money?)
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5 years
@Miss_Kess Smelling like atmosphere 😳
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5 years
@IamCatchvibe @Lesufi 😂😂😂Ke Dizemba boss! People by groceries twice in one month Kante le re di bonus tseo ke tsang?🤣🤣🤣 Ba re “Lesang bana ba je, hobane ke Dizemba” _Oprah Winfrey
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6 years
@Ntebo_Mo @JjSesing Funny cos I know that's a Clientele song🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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7 years
Eh I saw the NyaNyan dude then Cass drops a bomb on Stogie T🤔😏😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #SAHHA2017
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6 years
@BonnieMbuli This is what I teach my 7year old. She loves kicking a ball around & playing video game games as much she likes painting nails. I'm not going to deny her exploring & experimenting because blue is boys & pink is for girls.
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2 years
@MorrisMaurice95 @liegringo @justrioba Bro😒🤣🤣🤣🤣 now you want us to translate the untranslatables🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣 ...but I'll try. Batho is "People" in Sesotho language okay but this is where it get's tricky. "Bathong" roughly translates as "within the presence of people" and it's used as a shock expression like "whoa".
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Another Year Another Dollar!🎂🥳🍻 Dankie Life, Dankie Mpilo 🥂🍻🍾🥳
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@yim_uthando @donxulu Happiness is key!
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4 years
@Neli_Ngqulana @Ntombi_Lungile How about “Sweety, you can bring your friends if you can cover for them, I don’t thinks I have enough to cover everyone”. Communication in a relationship is imperative!
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1 year
@Micaiah001 Fixed😁
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3 years
Anonymous😏😏😏 watch this movie 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 #AskAMan
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4 years
@sineylee2 This’s so cool! Excuse the pun 😁
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5 years
@Junemoon2706 I nearly thought washing machines play music these days😒
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4 years
@ZintleDiko 1. No Touching or Kissing or Holding hands 2. Keep a distance of atleast 2Km from each other. 3. Each must bring their own Bible! Qha!!
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3 years
@uzu_zole @AyepyepMenlyn If Ayepyep was looking for body building bouncers and my fat self applies and don't get the job, would you say they're discriminating against fat people or I just don't fit their criteria?
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#DayWellSpent “Your network is your networth”
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4 years
@TshegoItu1 Kante what were they supposed to do?😒 break walls to make the round more fire??😏
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5 years
@NomatterH 😳😒 chances are, there's someone who gonn do it on your behalf.
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3 years
@DrMom_Cooks Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark_IronMan Hugh Jackman as Wolverine_ XMen/Wolverine/Logan Keane Reeve as Neo_The Matrix Henry Cele as Shaka_ Shaka Zulu Leleti Khumalo as Sarafina_Sarafina
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4 years
@pengshawty_ I'm not saying uthwele 😏🤭🤭🤭🤭
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6 years
@Dimakatsomokon1 Did the Pastor say "Condor ya tla, ra ba shiya“? 🤔 😒🤣🤣🤣
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@goldferro Karabo ignored all the warnings about that trip yaz. The universe was against that trip😒😑 1. Baby Sitting inconvenience 2. Gogo and the niece/nephew with flu 3. The cat at the garage 4. The Tollgate Saga 5. "Friend do you trust me with your life" ( this was a bit late for her)
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1 year
🖤🩶🤍
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1 year
Quote this with a B&W pic 🖤🤍
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5 years
If past tense was a person😏 #uyajola99
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I'm ditching these one, a small family Christmas party. "Small" they say😒...ANDIZI! #secondwave
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@sanosanele Over 20 channels on DSTV but one that concerns you? 😒 Okay 😎
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2 years
@TheRealMotase_ This here 👇🏾👇🏾used to be the best thing that ever happened on the silver screen
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@KaraboNqabakazi Karabo o nale chelete! Nna ke kgopela o mpontshe gore o e yetsa. Please don’t tell me ka “education is the key to success” cos that’s a lie. No one with a masters drive a Koenigsegg!
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2 years
@lavidaNOTA You just proved her right🤷🏾‍♂️😅 …but all that went over your head.🤦🏾‍♂️
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@lavidaNOTA Heee🤣🤣🤣
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@in2rudatweets
The ⭕️_WaKoMmelodi
8 years
So this gal cheats on a Venda dude who hits it 25 times per month?!?😱😱😱 Com lauder in Hoe-ology! #PleaseStepIn
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@in2rudatweets
The ⭕️_WaKoMmelodi
3 years
@Ciccioline3 Iyoh, jus because siyajola, it doesn’t mean other kids are all of sudden not pretty anymore😏 …but ke, what do I know
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@in2rudatweets
The ⭕️_WaKoMmelodi
5 years
@tumisole That last part killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂 "He's not make sure"
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@in2rudatweets
The ⭕️_WaKoMmelodi
4 years
@Candee_Leigh She told my sister unprovoked that siyajola within 24hrs after we agreed we're gonna keep our mjolo a secret.😒
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@in2rudatweets
The ⭕️_WaKoMmelodi
3 years
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@in2rudatweets
The ⭕️_WaKoMmelodi
5 years
@_MamaKaNone @K_Reneilwe @IsulamaZwide This stage in a Relationship is called Skoon😎
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@in2rudatweets
The ⭕️_WaKoMmelodi
6 years
Should I tag Afriforum to watch @Mzansimagic or...🤔🤔🤔😒😒😒🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #OurPerfectWedding
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