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@ThisIsColbert
this is not Maafakhen 702! If you don't want to be offended go watch YoTV! Everything is nice there & colourful, it looks like creche, exactly where you belong!
A se SABC moo, gao patele licence!
No one is forcing you to watch
#PodcastAndChill
Cancel Culture ya masepa!
Aaah man😔. My ad didn’t win
@podcastwithmacg
#chillaspunch
competition. Oh well, I guess it will make a nice portfolio piece🔥.
Congratulations🎉🥳🍾 to all the winners man. Amazing talent.🙌🏾
🍻🍾🥂A’DESHEN!!🥂🍾🍻
@Sigujana_ZA
This usually happens when you’re not your husband’s woman of his dreams. When you’re not your type’s type.
When you didn’t settle but he did.
You start being a motivational speaker soon as have an epiphany.
Nyalang, a rena mona.
@Shes_fair
@MissTinah_M
Imagine😳😒 …I don’t even pay etolls, ke tlo patela motho cause she breathes Oxygen?
Call me bottom of the barrel ma’am it’s OK! In fact, I’m the hole at the bottom of the barrel🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 …ngeke.
@SasaMbambo
Not real Gauteng but Jhb. People there are not scared of cars. Pedestrians in Jozi CBD just walt across the street with zero fucks about speeding cars.🤣🤣🤣
@Ntombi_Lungile
He should’ve at least bought a gift. But the bill part,😒 I don’t see nothing wrong with that. Did you guys discuss the budget prior or he was just supposed to cover it like Budget Insurance? 😏
Today’s advice on
#AskAMan
was lit🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
1. A relationship is not a lung, you can survive without it.
2. If he needs space, then it means he’s wants to be an astronaut. Let him go find his space
3. Be Ambulance ikhala ihamba, keep moving
Bonaaa!!!!🔥🔥🔥
@nthabeyk
@bongwe_ncube
It's just street language, nothing derogatory about it. Every kasi have a language that describe sexual encounters. Would you've preferred if he used the word "Fuck"?
Given the nature of the podcast & how you feel about it, maybe it's best not to watch it. Your choice
@AnaLaughh
@Bontlebame1
Ronnie Coleman used to be one the best weight lifting champion in the 90’s. He used to warm up with weights that his peers used to use for super sets.
Today, Ronnie Coleman can’t walk properly and he’s only in his 50s😏
Moral of the story: Don’t succumb to peer pressure 😁
Bro let me tell you Samthing. All these Amapiano Vocalists copied the way YOU laced your vocals on Piano tracks. No Cap! Yeah I said it. So YOU pioneered that sh!t .
So next time you feel like you're not good enough just remember that you are one of the first & best to do it!
@Kgetsa275
@Luyanda_Maf
Invest that money for 6months or so, call NSFAS about their mabena moment after that period, cash out your interest, give them their money, no one goes to jail. Everyone's happy!
You know Anonza, some people need to be treated like umbrellas in a taxi. Forget them, forgive yourself and keep on moving. No one chased a taxi for an umbrella
#AskAMan
Moral of the story: Win the lottery and shut the fuck up! Don’t help anyone cos chances are, the generosity won’t be reciprocated in your time of need!
#IBlewIt
@Simz_Ntlemeza
Me: ...ko number 3 (pronounced tree according to bantu education English)
Daughter: No Dad , it's not tree it's Three. Trees are outside😎
Me: 💔😒 (with who's money?)
@IamCatchvibe
@Lesufi
😂😂😂Ke Dizemba boss! People by groceries twice in one month Kante le re di bonus tseo ke tsang?🤣🤣🤣
Ba re “Lesang bana ba je, hobane ke Dizemba” _Oprah Winfrey
@BonnieMbuli
This is what I teach my 7year old. She loves kicking a ball around & playing video game games as much she likes painting nails. I'm not going to deny her exploring & experimenting because blue is boys & pink is for girls.
@MorrisMaurice95
@liegringo
@justrioba
Bro😒🤣🤣🤣🤣 now you want us to translate the untranslatables🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣 ...but I'll try. Batho is "People" in Sesotho language okay but this is where it get's tricky. "Bathong" roughly translates as "within the presence of people" and it's used as a shock expression like "whoa".
@Neli_Ngqulana
@Ntombi_Lungile
How about “Sweety, you can bring your friends if you can cover for them, I don’t thinks I have enough to cover everyone”.
Communication in a relationship is imperative!
@uzu_zole
@AyepyepMenlyn
If Ayepyep was looking for body building bouncers and my fat self applies and don't get the job, would you say they're discriminating against fat people or I just don't fit their criteria?
@DrMom_Cooks
Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark_IronMan
Hugh Jackman as Wolverine_ XMen/Wolverine/Logan
Keane Reeve as Neo_The Matrix
Henry Cele as Shaka_ Shaka Zulu
Leleti Khumalo as Sarafina_Sarafina
@goldferro
Karabo ignored all the warnings about that trip yaz. The universe was against that trip😒😑
1. Baby Sitting inconvenience
2. Gogo and the niece/nephew with flu
3. The cat at the garage
4. The Tollgate Saga
5. "Friend do you trust me with your life" ( this was a bit late for her)
@KaraboNqabakazi
Karabo o nale chelete! Nna ke kgopela o mpontshe gore o e yetsa.
Please don’t tell me ka “education is the key to success” cos that’s a lie. No one with a masters drive a Koenigsegg!