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dorian ▴

@impasbitch

4 years

(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ w e l c o m e ✧*。

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@impasbitch

1 year

omg real 😍😍😍😍

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1 year

my fave trope is “in every universe and every lifetime, I will find you and I will love you”

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uhhh… guys? you’re gonna wanna see this… [uncups my hands to show them the little frog i caught]

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real

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god gives his sluttiest waists to his most beautiful males

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goron coded

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@impasbitch

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couldnt sleep last night and all i could do was stare at my ceiling like

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@impasbitch

1 year

as much as i love this era, pls no

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1 year

Talking Point: Could Nintendo Squeeze Another Zelda Game Out Of TOTK's Open World? #TalkingPoint #Zelda #TearsoftheKingdom #Poll

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@impasbitch

1 year

the way i walked into this shrine and walked straight out again after seeing its layout

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@miukumauk

1 year

this game is so humbling i have no idea man, not a clue, IQ zero

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@impasbitch

1 year

HE JUST GRABBED HIS SWITCH AND STARTED PLAYING TOTK HE IS, INDEED, ONE OF US

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@impasbitch

1 year

a guy on this train is staring a little too hard at my korok tattoo... is he... one of us....

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@impasbitch

1 year

the upheaval brought about hybrid monsters, unusual weather conditions, chasms and....... Tomatoes

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@impasbitch

1 year

so ive been thinking about totks time skip... if you look at the kids in hateno village they seem to be around 3-4 years old in botw and around 7-8 in totk so im pretty sure there was a 3-4 year time skip? does anyone have better proof?

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@impasbitch

1 year

A KOROK?????

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@impasbitch

1 year

someone file a missing bird report PLEASE

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@impasbitch

1 year

im very serious about this

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Genuinely name someone more babygirl

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1 year

this is the tattoo btw! some people in the replies wanted to see it

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@impasbitch

1 year

a guy on this train is staring a little too hard at my korok tattoo... is he... one of us....

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1 year

he'd win miss hyrule for sure

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@impasbitch

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mya/ziggy

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1 year

i think my body is actually falling apart lol

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@impasbitch

1 year

I USED FROZEN BLUEBERRIES FOR MY OATS AND NOW MY BREAKFAST LOOKS LIKE DUBIOUS FOOD..

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@impasbitch

1 year

WAIT THERE ARE MORE KOROK SEEDS IN TOTK THAN IN BOTW?????

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@impasbitch

1 year

we don't truly appreciate what we have until it's gone 🥲🥲💔💔😩😩🫦💯

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@impasbitch

1 year

so there's this duplication glitch...

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@impasbitch

1 year

THE WHAT DEN-

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@impasbitch

1 year

HOW DID THEY REMOVE KASS AND NOT HIM

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Keep Yourself Safe

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1 year

link is now a news reporter, village reconstructor, inflation demolisher, local politics investigator, sky tower fixer and vehicle prototype tester and has to somehow fit saving the kingdom into his packed schedule lmao good luck linky

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@impasbitch

1 year

and the award for best character growth goes to... FLOWERBLIGHT GANON

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@impasbitch

1 year

i know i complained about the lack of diversity in enemies in botw but those trees should have stayed in the drafts man 😭

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@impasbitch

1 year

she alone was worth the 60 bucks idc

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@onion_mu

1 year

People don't give Nintendo enough shit for this game. >runs at like 20 fps >hyped up story ends up as noncanon time-travel bullshit >gameplay is not fun, unlike Hyrule Warriors 1 >game doesn't have enough interesting content, unlike Hyrule Warriors 1 >just BotW, unlike HW1

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@impasbitch

1 year

if your answer isn't falling off the great plateau tower you're LYING

▴Zemmy▴🍉 COMMISSIONS OPEN AGAIN :D

@TearsofdaWild

1 year

What caused ur 1st BotW game over?💭

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1 year

please make it an anime movie please make it an anime movie please make it an anime movie please make it an anime movie please make it an anime movie please make it an anime movie please make it an anime movie please make it an anime movie please make it an anime movie

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@Dexerto

1 year

Legend of Zelda developers are “interested” in a movie after Super Mario Bros Movie. success

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@impasbitch

3 years

WAIT I DIDN'T KNOW THEY LOOKED SO CUTE UP CLOSE???? botw lizard my beloved

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@impasbitch

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GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS

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@impasbitch

1 year

when will we finally stop pushing the realistic graphics = superior agenda? just don't get a switch if it bothers you so much, problem solved!

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1 year

Don't worry, fellas! I had AI fix it! Now we're talkin'! Someone should send this to the folks at Nintendo and show them how to do the art next time.

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@impasbitch

1 year

i know kass' disappearance has been a devastating shock to the community but WHERE IS SOOGA?

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@impasbitch

1 year

not the yiga literally demonizing link in their drawings when he's actually a PUPPY

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@impasbitch

1 year

girl dinner

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@impasbitch

1 year

theyre going to a rave together aww

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@impasbitch

1 year

WHAT THE HELL

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@impasbitch

1 year

nintendo did them so dirty by not giving them actual voice lines!!!!

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@impasbitch

1 year

if totk isn't your #1 you're LYING

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1 year

what are your top 3 link pulling the master sword scenes from all the legend of zelda games? 💭

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@impasbitch

1 year

do you ever just enter a shrine in totk, spend several minutes getting annoyed because you don't know how to solve it only to look at the shrine's title and be like OHHHHH got it..............

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@impasbitch

1 year

WHY DON'T THE SYMBOLS ALIGN WITH THE VOWS IM GOING INSANE

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@impasbitch

1 year

my villain origin story

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@impasbitch

1 year

what is he listening to

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@impasbitch

1 year

hyrule warriors link truly is the cuntiest incarnation LOOK AT HIM

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@impasbitch

1 year

link is so tiny WHAT THE HELL

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@impasbitch

1 year

just spent an hour going from stable to stable trying to find the final penn quest only to find him ON THE VERY TOP OF A STABLE PLSSSSS

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@impasbitch

1 year

the z in zonai stands for zlutty waist

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@impasbitch

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playing ocarina of time for the first time ever :]

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@impasbitch

1 year

YOU CAN JUST GLIDE THROUGH ITS COLGUSSY????

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@impasbitch

10 months

im sorry but

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@impasbitch

1 year

look pal you're a good friend and all but your ability ain't SHIT

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@impasbitch

1 year

why did nintendo call the secret stones in totk SECRET stones? 😭 they could have called them sage's stones or SUSSY STONES for that matter but they instead went for the corny route

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@impasbitch

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some of you are already so far into totk and meanwhile im the slowest totk player known to mankind with only 6 hearts, 1.5 stamina wheel and an empty bank account after like 20 hours of playing

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@impasbitch

1 year

what have i been doing in the 210 hours i've played totk??? i only just found out you can grow your own veggies in hateno village???

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@impasbitch

1 year

at the hairdresser. missing my switch

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@impasbitch

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this is just embarrassing

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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@impasbitch

1 year

how the hell did baby tulin not become a meme during the botw era WHY DIDNT WE WAKE UP SOONER

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@impasbitch

11 months

totk ruined gaming for me man why am i trying to use ascend in MINECRAFT

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@impasbitch

1 year

tears of the kingdom? more like tears of the KOROK STOP TORTURING THEM LEAVE THEM ALONE IM REVOKING YOUR NINTENDO SWITCH RIGHTS

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@impasbitch

1 year

look i love that we're able to customize our house now BUT WHY DOESN'T IT HAVE WINDOWS

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@impasbitch

11 months

my villain origin story

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what's something from a zelda game that made you SUPER frustrated/stressed?

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@impasbitch

11 months

finding out you're able to build your own house in totk vs the actual building process

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@impasbitch

11 months

SECRET STONE???? DEMON KING???

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is there a line from the legend of zelda games that just stuck with you? 💭

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@impasbitch

10 months

i will die on this hill

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@zeldatalk

10 months

out of the four regional phenomena, which one had the best quests leading up to the temple? 💭

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@impasbitch

1 year

I WILL BE PLAYING TEARS OF THE KINGDOM IN 16 HOURS GOOD MORNING TO ME

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@impasbitch

11 months

bro i found the "QUEEN SONIA?????!😟😟😟😟😟😟😟" memory after the first one i was MAD

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did you find the memories in tears of the kingdom by chronological order or randomly? 💭

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@impasbitch

11 months

I FOUND A GUARDIAN

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@impasbitch

1 year

YOU'RE DESTINED TO DO GREAT THINGS MY LITTLE FRIEND JUST YOU WAIT

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@impasbitch

11 months

im so glad nintendo left these korok puzzles in botw they got me SOOOOOO MAD

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@impasbitch

11 months

i expected something bad when i came across this video but NOT THIS

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11 months

おやすみ #ゼルダの伝説 #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

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1 year

when i said im impas bitch i meant EVERY impa

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1 year

there are two kinds of recurring zelda characters

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1 year

mentally im here

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@impasbitch

11 months

totk prequel dlc but it's 30 hours of cleaning up the ancient sheikah tech debris from botw

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@impasbitch

1 year

imagine joining the yiga clan after years of training and preparation only to be handed a tree costume 💀

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@impasbitch

11 months

I HATE THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: TEARS OF THE KINGDOM

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@impasbitch

1 year

what's your favorite village in botw/totk and why is it hateno village

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@impasbitch

1 year

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BLESSING SHRINE WTHHHHH

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@impasbitch

1 year

this game keeps surpising me

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@impasbitch

10 months

a new zelda game is probably in pre-development right now

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@impasbitch

3 years

found a korok during my stroll?????

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1 year

he's even rizzing up constructs?! hyrule's #1 gentleman fr

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@impasbitch

1 year

omg it's that shot from the final trailer

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@impasbitch

3 years

fuck botw2 lore i want to know why bokoblins suddenly changed into bokoblins Deluxe

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@impasbitch

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love the irritable bowel syndrome representation in totk ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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@impasbitch

1 year

guys im missing one lightroot but i CANT FIND IT?HELP #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda

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@impasbitch

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i thought i only named the fucking name of the file 😭😭😭😭😭

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@impasbitch

1 year

definitely one of the pretty boys of all time

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@impasbitch

1 year

the difference in visuals between main characters and side characters in botw still is so funny to me bc WHAT IS THISSSS

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@impasbitch

1 year

MY BEST FRIEND MADE US A TEARS OF THE KINGDOM CAKE AAAAA

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@impasbitch

3 years

my bf got a zelda christmas sweater so of course i stole it already

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@impasbitch

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sorry but the nose-

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who are you casting

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rauru sacrificed himself to seal away the demon king only for yall to call him a GOAT???? 😭

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@impasbitch

1 year

hateno village

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@impasbitch

1 year

totk's true villain GET OFF MY LAWN WHEN I'M TRYING TO BUILD MY HOUSE

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@impasbitch

1 year

WHY IS HE USING A ZELDA CARTRIDGE TO SCRAPE THE FOOD????

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@thisiskashmir

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YALL!!????!? 👀 How do we feel about this?

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1 year

IT'S BEEN 2 MONTHS WHY DO I FEEL NOSTALGIC

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@impasbitch

11 months

this art of tulin in creating a champion has been on my mind for hours his ass is NOT thinking

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@impasbitch

10 months

THESE BITCHES. IM JUST GOING FOR A STROLL IN THE FOREST LEAVE ME ALONE

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10 months

which enemy from the legend of zelda games do you have personal beef with? 💭

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1 year

me dying for the first time in totk

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@impasbitch

1 year

i wonder what moisturizer he uses because DAMN

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