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liz

@imitationliz

3 years

(Me doing affirmations in the mirror) I am a bilingual pop star

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liz

@imitationliz

4 years

what the nytimes paywall doesn't understand is that i will literally just walk away

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4 years

Asked students to make digital posters advocating for change

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1 year

Normalize responding “what’s going on where are you” to people’s Instagram stories

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2 years

How I dress to a party in nyc vs how I dress to go bowling in LA

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3 years

Watching succession

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6 years

if a hot girl has an ugly boyfriend that’s fine as long as his entire insta is pictures of her

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1 year

Some girls really know how the hell to make an Instagram post

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4 years

All these actors reacting to Brad Pitt’s character jerking off to Jennifer aniston’s character

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5 years

my little brother’s camp girlfriend texted him “i keep looking around hoping to see u” and now he’s upstairs blasting love on the brain by rihanna

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4 years

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7 months

I’m so serious when I say “yeah my boyfriend’s pretty cool but he’s not as cool as me” is top ten best lyric of all time… the depth to it… the story

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liz

@imitationliz

6 years

one time a tinder date gave me a tour of a yale secret society and i’ll honestly never forget the sight of a massive ornate mahogany table with nothing on it except a single copy of infinite jest

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6 years

my favorite college memory is when i wore a massive fur coat for attention and it worked

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5 years

jonas brothers standing on stairs to seem taller than their dates

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4 years

So deeply unsurprising that Shakespeare and Love Island originated in the same country

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6 years

it’s just a party...... jug

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5 years

one one hand it’s hard to imagine the logistics of replacing all cars with public transit on the other hand people used to shit into bowls and then dump them out on the street

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6 years

the only concrete skill my liberal arts education gave me is the ability to compose a deeply deranged facebook event invite in five minutes or less

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4 years

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6 years

made this in honor of my hometown

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5 years

if i was a public servant i’d simply serve the public

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6 years

to me the ultimate girl boss is a war criminal

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liz

@imitationliz

7 months

So obsessed with these photos of me and this man whose name I never learned

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liz

@imitationliz

1 year

Lorde’s insta story is stressing me out rn. What do you mean you uploaded melodrama announcement on chobani store wifi while spending your advance on an expensive hotel

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liz

@imitationliz

5 years

just learned that new york city has one million millionaires....more millionaires than any other city in the world! seems like the subway should be free

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liz

@imitationliz

2 years

I like how Luca made it clear Gemma dumped him and then went public without consulting him 😭😭😭the time stamps on these stories

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5 years

walk a mile in these louboutins

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@imitationliz

4 years

The opposite of loneliness is all your ikea glass cups exploding one by one in mysterious ways and then u look them up on the ikea website and all the reviews are like “these explode”

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5 years

met gala looks as forever 21 dresses a thread

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@imitationliz

6 years

@ooctwilight iconic scene

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@imitationliz

7 years

this is not an original thought but it’s so infuriating how women’s actual body types go in and out of style

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@imitationliz

5 years

skate park 🐛 🛹 🦋 🐢 🐥 🛹 🛹 🛹

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@imitationliz

6 years

when someone sends me a meme on insta that i can’t see bc the meme account is on private i simply reply “omg” and move on with my life

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@imitationliz

4 years

people who don’t want to wear a mask are just mad because they don’t have enchanting eyes

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@imitationliz

5 years

whenever i hang out with a group of people who are taller than me it weirdly makes me feel like i’m the leader

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@imitationliz

5 years

i will not “let it go” that walt disney cryogenically froze his body and then the franchise released “Frozen” just so that googling “disney frozen” wouldn’t yield that information

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liz

@imitationliz

3 years

To me 6:45pm is 6:45pm. But 6:46pm, or worse yet 6:47pm, is 7pm

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@imitationliz

1 year

@neitzcheladke My biggest advice is that it’s not that serious but it’s okay to take it seriously

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@imitationliz

6 years

my little brother is thinking about asking out a girl he likes and just told me he's gonna make an ig poll that's "stay put" or "shoot my shot" and then act based on how she votes

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@imitationliz

5 years

good morning!

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@imitationliz

6 years

i have stayed silent for too long. yesterday a girl from my college made a facebook status about becoming simultaneously more polyamorous and more polytheistic (?????) and then today posted an ig story of herself eating a brown sugar lip scrub off of toast (?????). idk what to do

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@imitationliz

6 years

@ooctwilight love u twilight out of context

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@imitationliz

5 years

thought i was going to do laundry! but i’m actually going to 𝓁𝒶𝓎 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃

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@imitationliz

6 years

why would u wear shoes inside your house. why would you do that just take them off

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@imitationliz

2 years

Ordered two waters at the movie theater and they gave me this… a little aghast rn

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liz

@imitationliz

4 years

when my mom was 25 she gave birth to me and when i turned 25 i dyed my hair blonde in a sense also giving birth to me

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liz

@imitationliz

5 years

the only inconvenient part of having a boyfriend is remembering to rotate him throughout the night so his soft and pliable skull doesn't develop a persistent flat spot (also known as positional plagiocephaly)

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@imitationliz

5 years

made this forever ago and forgot

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liz

@imitationliz

6 years

this girl from my hs who got married and changed her ig handle to her husband’s last name is making posts abt how god is teaching her contentment and it’s ok to not strive for more which i dk seems like jesus talk for don’t get married at 23

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@imitationliz

5 years

remember when edward told bella he used to kill rapists and drink their blood like that was supposed to make him less hot

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liz

@imitationliz

6 years

hajar just posted a story calling the hudson yards vessel a giant shawarma i....

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@imitationliz

4 years

Of course

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@imitationliz

7 months

Just held the door for someone exiting McNally Jackson and it was Patti Smith

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@imitationliz

4 years

thinking about time

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liz

@imitationliz

6 years

in college i once needed a condom and a girl i ran into made her bf give me the last one he had. later i won a “condom fashion show” (funds went to PP obv) and my prize was a giant jar of condoms- guess who i gave it to. u can also find this exact story printed in the Holy Bible

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liz

@imitationliz

4 years

it’s vote this and vote that until I post an instagram poll about whether or not I seemed gay in high school and all of a sudden these girls don’t care to participate in democracy

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@imitationliz

1 year

I’m not surprised ekin su and davide are back together because she never posted about them breaking up. Trust me when I say it won’t be over until she says it’s over

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@imitationliz

8 years

do I need food or do I need love. a deep down love that heals and absolves. a love that is sexy and pure. or do I need a handful of cheetos

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@imitationliz

1 year

Took this pic with every girls favorite painting

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@imitationliz

2 years

I don’t do crushes I’m either in love or I’m not

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@imitationliz

6 years

when u educate a man on basic social concepts while also making him feel like it’s just a chill mutual conversation you’re having and that he’s arriving to the correct conclusions all on his own

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@imitationliz

2 years

Just used my copy of Anna Karenina as a yoga block to decompress my lower back. Btw it worked amazing

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@imitationliz

4 years

My little brother’s snap story

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@imitationliz

6 years

when i was a baby my rosy cheeks suddenly turned bright orange so my parents took me to the doctor and the doctor was like lol you’ve been feeding this baby way too much squash

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@imitationliz

5 years

how do babies run and scream at the same time. the lung capacity

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@imitationliz

5 years

when you’re finally old enough to be let in on family drama

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@imitationliz

6 years

today i painted my mom a cartoonish mini portrait of her for her bday and she freaked bc the portrait didn't have a mouth so she googled what it means if your child draws people without mouths and one article said "most likely your toddler just didn't have a pink crayon"

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@imitationliz

4 years

Recreated a dream I had last night

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@imitationliz

6 years

i had a lifelong rivalry with my mom’s best friend’s daughter who eventually won the competition by getting into MIT and now we’re both liberated from one upping each other and when she posts selfies from a 3D printing biocomposite lab i comment “wow😍” and really mean it

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liz

@imitationliz

4 years

today i’m celebrating my one year anniversary of body surfing at young thug 💕💕💕

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@imitationliz

5 years

samantha is by far the best character on sex and the city it’s not even close

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@imitationliz

6 years

WHO gave me permission....

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@imitationliz

6 years

mitski should’ve sold these at merch

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@imitationliz

5 years

made a diagram about jack antonoff

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@imitationliz

4 years

Walking in a fashionable and self assured manner down the sidewalk in case a stranger is filming me for a streetstyle tin tok

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@imitationliz

6 years

anyone who had a rock collection is bisexual now

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@imitationliz

4 years

text from my little brother

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@imitationliz

6 years

there’s a word in russian that literally means “not a girl not yet a woman” and this guy eugene who i translated for at the airport used it to describe me on the phone with his sister and i’m still mulling it over like damn i really am a devushka

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@imitationliz

4 years

I always take my headphones out when I enter the grocery store... I cannot identify a parsnip and listen to Charli xcx at the same time

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@imitationliz

4 years

🦖🍀🛣🪀👒🍈🔋🧼♻️

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@imitationliz

7 years

when u have to make an instructional video on similes

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liz

@imitationliz

2 years

Just found a pile of shirts with my face on them that I made for my 25th bday in a fit of delusion pls reach out if you want or even need one

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@imitationliz

2 years

If you like your coffee hot 👀 let me be your coffee pot 😳

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@imitationliz

6 years

does anyone else think this throuple is kinda sexy

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@imitationliz

6 years

okay but imagine having ME as an ex omg

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@imitationliz

4 years

The best part of growing up upstate was field trips to Howe caverns... taking an elevator 156 feet below the earths surface to ride boats on a subterranean river where they’d turn the lights off creating a darkness so deep u couldn’t tell if your eyes were open or closed...

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@imitationliz

5 years

i’m a pretty girl i don’t NEED spatial reasoning skills

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@imitationliz

5 years

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

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liz

@imitationliz

2 years

Feeling a little dazed due to watching the last half of m3gan via a series of 18 separate tik toks someone posted

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liz

@imitationliz

6 years

grwm 😘😘😘

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@imitationliz

4 years

@knopps @billboard hope the five likes were worth it slimy 💕💕💕💕

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@imitationliz

4 years

the most important thing gossip girl taught me is that dialogue doesn't need to be realistic it just needs to be funny

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@imitationliz

5 years

my mom didn’t let me wear makeup in high school so i had to go to junior prom completely barefaced which was devastating at the time but in retrospect kind of chic

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@imitationliz

5 years

i texted my grandma a selfie and she said “you look sad.... yet beautiful” ok mood

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