I’m scared of idiots and I love soup! I do Hexes, spells, potions, and general magic. Occasionally works as advertised! 32% success rate Guaranteed!!!🌊 NO DMs.
Don’t dismiss new or small accounts that don’t post a lot.
Some people enjoy reading more than writing.
New accounts are still trying to figure this app out.
If you need a friend, I’ll be more than happy to follow you.
Super proud of my self today.
I have crippling social anxiety and the pandemic made it 100 times worse, but I put on my big girl panties and went to the gym.
YAY!!!!!!
If any of the following offends you, you should not be following me.
I’m an immigrant, English isn’t my first language, I’m from the Middle East, I’m dark skinned, I am liberal as fuck!
If you have something stupid to say, I will always outwit you. So embarrass yourself.
When I started on here, I would tweet for MONTHS, without having any friends or someone who replied to me.
That was during quarantine when everything was so lonely.
So if you’re a small or new account and need a friend, I’m here for you.
Last year I had so little friends on twitter when I wished a merry Christmas,no one responded. This year you guys sent me gifts and cards and well wishes.
YOU have made this isolating year livable. Thank you all.
Merry Christmas.
Love Voo.
I never tweet anything serious and I never ask anything of anyone.
But if you are 40 years old or over and love Voo PLEASE start annual breast cancer screenings with mammograms. PLEASE!!!!
I always follow back small and new accounts because:
-I find a lot of gems
-everyone starts with one follower
-a lot of them are great at
engaging back
-I’ve made some amazing true friendships
-how do you think big accounts started!
This was Worth every second of waiting and is probably the top three best things anyone has ever made for me.
The picture does not even begin to describe the craftsmanship and detail.
Thank you soooooo much tiki.
My dream job is to be a writer on SNL Weekend Update.
But in my culture you can only be a doctor or own a gas station.
If I told my mother I wanted to be a comedic writer, I would have gotten the flip flop!!!!
Ancient Egyptian’s are rolling over in their sarcophaguses cause of the way you all use emojis to communicate like some half assed rundown hieroglyphics
I just wanna give a little extra love to all the funny accounts on here that make us smile during this jalapeño juice in the eye world we are currently living in!
Call out your favorite smile makers. 😘
Every single day I think so hard of something to bring laughter for everyone without offending a single person but some of you just make it unbearable to be here. It’s draining. It sucks the life and all pleasure out of me!
Your MOST Important job you have is protecting your children.
Evolution literally coded it into your fucking DNA.
and you’re arguing about mask mandates in schools?
Fuck you.
You should follow me because I am like an emotional support pet that you don’t have to walk, feed or pick up after.
I’m also allowed in most stores.
Except Hobby lobby and Chick-fil-A they don’t like me.
I am pretty fucking tolerant of the bullshit that goes on in this app. but I don’t know if it’s the lack of nicotine or what but I will bite the head of the next motherfucker that talks out of their ass.
Being friends with me is like biting into a a raisin oatmeal cookie and then realizing it’s a chocolate chip cookie and then two hours later, realizing it was an edible!!!!
I got a message from Tank that I wanted to share with you:
“As a Special Olympics Athlete
Since Our team is not doing any sports this year because of covid
Could you ask your Twitter friends to follow me and give me love and support”
@TankSchottle
Please follow and retweet