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@imajokin

3 months

one thing about me is that I will always listen to your song suggestions

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@imajokin

10 months

telling parents i need political map of india @ 9.30 pm in 2006

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@s0ap_nation

10 months

name something harder than this😭

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@imajokin

8 months

i left my previous job because I was bored with my work, not learning anything new and wanted to step outside of my comfort zone, after 2 months into my new job, I want to tell you all that comfort zone is the best, never take your comfort zone for granted 😭😭😭

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@imajokin

10 months

lele bhai 3 second ka break tu bhi lele

Faad Dunga BC

@naalaYUCK

10 months

Ladkiyon ko menstruation leave milegi to mujhe bhi masturbation leave chahiye 😤😤😤

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@imajokin

8 months

neeta ambani's necklace was actually 500 crores????? i thought that was an exaggerated figure😭😭😭😭 we have become numb to big figures but even if we spend 1L everyday, it would take 136 years to finish 500 crores

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@imajokin

7 months

Sir you're paying 410 for a plate of vada and 370 for a plate of idli you're worried about the wrong robbery

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@sandythapar

7 months

If four go for lunch, the Govt is the silent fifth you pay for😊

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@imajokin

2 years

BREAKING: Women from Nepal have abandoned their plans to have fun becuase arjun ko ye torture lag raha hai, sources have informed us that women are so sorry that they are in process of bringing out a detailed apology which ends with "mat dekh na lawde"

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@imajokin

3 months

thank you for asking electric bus, I have gone insane

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@imajokin

3 months

Baaki topics pe toh jaise PhD karke baitha hai chamgadar ki poonch bhosdike

Mr Sinha

@MrSinha_

3 months

I've zero knowledge of economics, I don't understand tax, share market, GST etc, hence I can't comment on my budget..💀

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@imajokin

8 months

it's so funny that the western world needed an article to figure out that Jay Shetty was a fraud like what part of him screamed he was legit???? anyone who calls themselves a "life coach" or a "spiritual guru" is a fraud, end of

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@imajokin

8 months

the announcement of deepika ranveer having a baby is cue for you to take reddit gossip seriously cuz I saw 8 posts already in early jan declaring that she was pregnant just by analysing her walk

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@imajokin

10 days

RIP Ratan Tata you'd have hated the linkedin posts about you they're going to post tomorrow

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@imajokin

8 months

@noheeriye imagine laying off someone like this

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@imajokin

7 months

angrez saale pun ko toh pun pronounce karte hain lekin punjab ko poonjab bolte hain chutiye saale

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@imajokin

3 years

adding onion-garlic to your food might not make your pain go away but it kaanda lehsuns your pain

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@imajokin

7 months

anjali sufi breakup after shoaib sania divorce... india-pak relations back at 1998 level

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@imajokin

1 year

soooo beautiful so tired just feeling like a so jao

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@imajokin

7 months

as someone who's now about to be thirty i beg bollywood to bring out new holi songs i am tired of amitabh bachhan's half drunk voice singing rang barse for literally all my life

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@imajokin

4 months

I take my whiskey neat, my coffee black and my dil chori sadda ho gaya oye ki kariye ki kariye

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@imajokin

2 years

me in public my earphones

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@imajokin

10 months

why my father behaving like insta influencer

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@imajokin

7 months

THEY GOT KEJRIWAL BEHIND THE BARS IN THE POTRAIT BEHIND I AM WHEEZING

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@imajokin

3 months

as someone who watched Quora’s downfall by indians firsthand, this is 100% true

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@mmjukic

3 months

One of my European friends told me TikTok has the best content of any social media platform because it's the only one without 1+ billion Indians affecting the algorithm (India banned TikTok because they hate China) and now I can't stop thinking about that anytime I scroll.

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@imajokin

2 years

ambani ke paas itna hi paisa hai toh mere munh pe 5 crore maar ke dikhaaye

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@imajokin

2 years

people losing respect for Ronaldo because he disrespected a football club and not because he forced himself upon a woman tells a lot about our society we live in

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@imajokin

7 months

as long as she wasn't twerking on the road showing "vulgarity" Indian men on twt won't be outraging about her

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@ndtv

7 months

A woman was allegedly beaten to death by her husband and his family in Greater Noida for being unable to meet their dowry demands. Read here:

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@imajokin

2 months

government didn't "send" vinesh phogat lmao get your head out of your ass she "won" national trials, then "won" the olympic quota, players aren't selected through akkad bakkad bambe bo anyway, why do you think vinesh said kal baat karenge? that interview is gonna be EXPLOSIVE

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@imajokin

3 years

Yaaar papa yaar 😭😭😭😭😭

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@imajokin

1 year

"rare beauty is coming to India?" I thought India already had a rare beauty, you, cutie

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@imajokin

9 months

is desh mein itna content hai humaare yahan ke stand up comics itne unfunny kaise hain?

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@timesofindia

9 months

As the first flight for Ayodhya departed from Ahmedabad, elated passengers were seen dressed as Lord Ram, Lakshmana, Goddess Sita and Hanuman. #ayodhya #ayodhyarammandir #ram #hanuman #lordram

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@imajokin

4 months

NITISH KUMAR IN 2027

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@imajokin

3 years

Wordle 284 X/6 NO ONE TALK TO ME I WILL INDULGE IN VOILENCE 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩

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@imajokin

1 year

Oppenheimer ki Imax 3D ki 1800 ki ticket hai itne me Nolan sa'ab ko personally mere saamne sutli bomb phodne aana chahiye

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@imajokin

2 years

Brown dad kya hota hai bkl tera hi baap hai my dad keh le na third person gaatha kyun suna raha hai

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@imajokin

5 months

RW so mad bruh 'did she ever speak for manipur???' did you bhosdi ke?

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@imajokin

10 months

who at blinkit thought this was a good idea for a badge 😭😭😭😭😭

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@imajokin

1 year

janhit me jaari

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@ShubhangiP24

1 year

The reason so many people are single and not in relationships today is cause we're looking for 80's/90's love in 2023's hook-up culture. Truth?

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@imajokin

2 years

mumbai me jitne bade mall nahi hote, utne bade gurgaon me theke hain

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@imajokin

7 months

walking into the kitchen and finding someone stole all your garlic

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@imajokin

6 months

white women will come and go with their lyrical disasterclass poems but cannot beat my OG tortured poet

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@imajokin

4 years

TW: Suicide When Jiah Khan died by suicide in 2013, we didn't see even a fraction of noise that the media is making right now. Both Jia and Sushant were outsiders. In fact, Jiah explicitly mentioned Sooraj in her suicide note, that he was manipulative and harassed her. (1/n)

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@imajokin

5 years

So, lemme get this straight. Women here are getting creepy DMs, d*ck pics, r*pe threats and getting other vicious attacks, and men here are afraid of getting called "trash" omfg

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@imajokin

3 years

@RickieKhosla @bakharwadi @KanganaTeam Countering Kangana with LOGIC? where are your manners?

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@imajokin

1 year

how do I tell you all that I've been reading r/instacelebgossip for the last 1 hour and digging up all the conspiracy theory for Zor and Kusha fallout 😭😭😭😭

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@imajokin

2 years

kajra re >>>> any item song bollywood has ever produced, nothing comes close-music, lyrics, enactment, overall world shaking capability

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@imajokin

2 years

You can be hot, but you'll never be aishwarya rai in Dhoom 2 hot, you can try, but you'll never be

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@imajokin

10 months

Dhirubhai Ambani school agar dilli mein hota toh kitna maza aata tu jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai would've been so interesting during fights like haan mera baap ambani, tera? mera mahindra bkl bahar mil

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@imajokin

3 years

i had a bad day and while returning, i had enough and broke down in the cab my cab driver slowed the car, asked if i was okay and when i said i was he gave me water, and a parle g biscuit pack

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@imajokin

9 months

i can bet 1000 rupees this man hasn't read Ramayan once in his life and is just cashing in the Ram Wave abhi puch lunga ki sursa kaun thi aur sugreev ke bhai ka naam kya tha toh moot dega

Ishan Sharma

@Ishansharma7390

9 months

What I learned from Ramayan!🙏 As a Santani, I've grown up hearing stories of Lord Ram and Krishna and Mahabharat. I've learned a lot from them about morality, ethics, duty, and seeking truth. It's soo crazy how solutions of all the problems we face today were already talked

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@imajokin

2 months

pillows were rearranged, bed was made, sheets were tucked, floor was vaccumed, room was cleaned✨

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@imajokin

1 year

audacity of the made in heaven makers to say 6 months later, when we've to wait for 4 years 😭😭😭😭

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@imajokin

3 months

people are annoyed that their Microsoft services are down I am annoyed that my Microsoft services aren't down and workings fine

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@imajokin

2 years

mercury retrograde mera kuch nahi bigaad sakta mere 365 din laude lage rehte hain

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@imajokin

1 year

This, easily

Chep

@Its_chep_

1 year

What’s that picture you want to recreate so bad?

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@imajokin

8 months

she already has 15 popele wishing her happy women's day on text bro, stand out from the crowd - send her money

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@imajokin

7 months

hello main internet ka dost bol raha hoon usne surf kha liya hai

Filmfare

@filmfare

7 months

The internet can't keep calm as AI reimagines #ShahRukhKhan instead of #RanbirKapoor in #Animal . 💯🔥

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@imajokin

8 months

People start to come and defend billionaires while earning 0.00000000001% of their earnings how big of an idiot are you all?

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@imajokin

3 years

it's funny how people are congratulating Mirabai Chanu for her medal aur jab aaj se 6 mahine baad wo bolegi ki Manipur se AFSPA hata do toh log bolenge sTiCk tO wEigHtLiFtInG

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@imajokin

5 months

ye co-ord set ke naam pe logon ko night suit chipka de rahe hain aur ameer log le bhi rahe hain wtf

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@imajokin

8 months

my gf wanted me to be more mature in life toh maine uske plate se 4 momo chura liye, I'm now momo-chor

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@imajokin

8 months

okay, let me take you on a ride, you're transported 3000 years ago, jesus christ is still about a millenia away from being born but you grab a job which will pay you 1L rupees each day, it's the year 2024 and you're still 287 years away from matching Ambani's net worth

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@imajokin

1 year

my brother in UPSC I have the answer

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@imajokin

2 years

i don't wanna open y'alls old wounds buuuut where's your peak lockdown talking stage/relationship/situationship nowadays???

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@imajokin

3 years

succession (HBO, 2018)

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@imajokin

1 year

short story ft bumble

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@imajokin

1 year

barbie, everytime ken interrupts when she's speaking: ye gudda mere beech me boht bolta hai

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@imajokin

4 months

5 saal ho gaye kamaate huye aaj bhi kuch mehanga khareed leta hoon toh gaand fati rehti hai ki gharwale kya bolenge

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@imajokin

6 months

i think rakhi sawant is the best philosopher of our time

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@imajokin

2 years

the atheism leaving my body after the flight's first turbulence

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@imajokin

1 year

brooo is this is a joke why would they do this? 😭😭😭😭😭

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@imajokin

1 year

NMACC stands for nita mukesh lauda lassun mujhe national karke kuch lagta tha, it's like finding out your favorite actor is from ghaziabad

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@imajokin

11 months

I'm sorry maybe I'm too old for this but how is checking this man a part of the PhD plan?

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@mikesnosense

11 months

my phd plans btw

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@imajokin

10 months

this one time alia and ranbir were chilling near a beach and suddenly a large wave hit them alia couldn't see ranbir and started shouting his name thinking he was swept away by the waves but ranbir was behind her only and said sunaai de raha hai mujhe beh raha nahi hoon main

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@imajokin

1 year

harshvardhan kapoor when you show him your first copy sneakers you bought from chandni chowk and say "same hi toh dikh rahey h"

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@imajokin

2 years

the only me and who video is that I wanna me and who to✨✨

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@imajokin

11 months

the ages through 20-25 are not real, if you did anything b/w those years it was all a dream your life begins at 25 ages 20-25 were made up ages designed by mathematicians to prove the existence of imaginary numbers

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@imajokin

3 years

Cowin to IRCTC website:

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@imajokin

1 year

someone who works for deloitte and seeks work life balance is a deluluitte

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@imajokin

11 months

this is so fake and it will only take me a min to tell you all why look at the transaction number In Phonepe the first 6 digits after the T are always transaction date, the number here is T231115XXXXXX, she said she got tickets yest, how's the transaction done on 15th?

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@imajokin

2 years

it's funny how delhi tries to shorten places (which already have hip names) like CP, GK, HKV, Def Col while mumbai is like haan ye chinchpokli, aage kandivali, fir dahisar the one thing they shortened is a gaali(BKC)

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@imajokin

8 months

the best thing you all can do for yourself is uninstall all UPI apps start paying by cash you will see your monthly expenses drop significantly it's not a joke, do it for one month and track your expenses

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@imajokin

3 years

hey there delilah what's it like in new york city life ke laude lag chuke hain i suffer from mental instability

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@imajokin

4 years

Credit: r/SaimanSays

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@imajokin

11 months

Devnagri meme

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@imajokin

3 years

when i tried tipping him, he denied that saying i was like his younger brother and it wasn't ethical while the world might not run on kindness, but kindness does help the world run a lil better

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@imajokin

1 year

my uncle's son passed his 10th boards with 35.4% and he invited us all for a dinner in a fine dine restaurant, i think this was 2010 no one gave him a chance to pass, he did against all odds, and that's why the celebration (he was taught maths by my father 🤣🤣, passed it w 35)

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@imajokin

2 years

HBD SRK, here's the best song from your bestest movie

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@imajokin

10 months

kho gaye hum kahan is very realistic in the sense that the stand-up comedian is extremely unfunny af

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@imajokin

2 years

m*mbai peeps shouldn't slander Delhi about street food the only cities which can slander delhi street food are indore and kolkata, rest y'all fighting for mid prizes

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@imajokin

7 months

same kachorry, same

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@imajokin

1 year

Ye jo last me lander ki jagah modiji ka chehra dikhaya hai na janta maaf nahi karegi

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@imajokin

2 years

me reading *5 Business Lessons from the FIFA WC 2022 Final* on LinkedIn tomorrow morning

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@imajokin

1 year

karan johar saale chorrrr

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@imajokin

2 years

remembering the time when lata mangeshkar and md rafi had gone out for breakfast, and both had ordered a plate of idli-vada, after sometime, lata didi tried sneaking a vada from rafi saab's plate, to the which rafi sang his now famous "kya hua tera vada?"

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@imajokin

2 years

sab ladkiyon ko mount everest se door rehna chahiye kyunki wo bahut bada pervert hai

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@imajokin

1 year

Downloaded and deleted hinge within 30 mins, I just cannot send texts to women I do not know it's just not for me, I actually find it cringe I'm sorry, no disrespect to people who like it and have found partners through it

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@imajokin

2 months

my sister and her husband solve the worlde together every night without fail, even if they're away from each other they call and solve it together at what point does it stop being romantic and I start questioning their abilities to solve one alone?

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@imajokin

1 year

only मृत्यु can fix me but मृत् is silent

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@imajokin

4 years

But I don't remember any one media house running prime time shows on her death. Cuz the perpetrator was a man. In Sushant's case the accused is a woman, and media loves a story where the woman is at fault. Indrani Mukherjee, need I say more? (2/n)

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@imajokin

1 year

ye situationship kya hota hai humare zamaane mein toh scene chala karta tha

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@imajokin

2 years

amit trivedi ji aap meri jaaydaad (1 cycle, 1 laptop) rakh lijiye, kya album nikaala hai Qala ka 🙏🥹🥹

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@imajokin

2 years

tumhe kya lagta hai hookup culture ki wajah se tumhe pyaar nahi mil raha hai? nahi tumhe pyaar isiliye nahi mil raha hai kyunki tum chutiye ho

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