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open mic night thirst trap

@ima_schxlzshow

3 years

My ass, currently vs My ass, this weekend.

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open mic night thirst trap

@ima_schxlzshow

3 years

Is this my new Linkdin profile picture?

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POV you’re my boss’s calendar.

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This shirt is far too warm for today.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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I do love a cute polo for work.

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Another work selfie? Groundbreaking.

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It’s a WFH day.

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The tits be titing

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@ima_schxlzshow

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The office fit is giving “70’s Country Club Golf Caddy”.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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This is a picture of ME from my SISTERS engagement photo shoot. 💝

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Head empty no thoughts.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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I got another work polo.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Starting a rumor about myself that I don’t have teeth.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Looks of the Summer: A Terror in Pink

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Yah or nah

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Had close to a full psychotic break, ate a burger, and back at it again. This is a cry for help.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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People calling me “sir” on this app. I am 5’9” on a good day and maybe 150lbs wet I am very throwable.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Sorry to disappoint boys, I am taken. However we are both very slutty.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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So that purple shirt selfie is ACTUALLY my new Linkdin profile pic. This is the old one…

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@ima_schxlzshow

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While I did get a haircut I am far from my most powerful.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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My kink is showing off my boyfriend yes you’re gonna make out with him and touch his booty yes it’s amazing right??

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Rawdogging life with this case-less phone.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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My favorite thing to do is post a picture with my boyfriend and watch at least 10 people unfollow me.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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I liked how my butt looked.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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I met a boy in a Grindr threesome because his name was Matt, like the other guy there, and now we’re in a two year long committed relationship. If you stop giving a fuck you can achieve.

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@ima_schxlzshow

2 years

I like working in office, sorry.

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@ima_schxlzshow

3 years

Drowning but fashionable. If I tuck this shirt in I look like a gay Urban Outfitters Cowboy.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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In Mexico. Talking to lots of strangers.

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But do I grow the mustache back?

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Highlights from NYE

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@ima_schxlzshow

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I just made eye contact with a man at the gym and I’m like 67% sure I’ve watched his p*rn.

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@ima_schxlzshow

3 years

Happy God Complex Friday from me and this woman in downward dog.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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If I choke my boyfriend properly it’s hot and if I choke my boyfriend non-properly he dies and he told me either way he wins.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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It was rare. It gave Cher. I remember it all too well.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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For the record I was Work-Appropriate Spider-Man yesterday day after a bird shat on my hand so

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@ima_schxlzshow

3 years

Since I’ve started exclusively doing stairs for cardio my butt has in fact become large, in charge, and subject to property tax.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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A Fire Island Pines vacation is not a relaxing vacation.

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Gays on their way to anything:

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Nothing is more concerning than seeing what gays do at a Sunday kiki knowing full well that they have work tomorrow.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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My boyfriend likes trains so I’m getting him a Thomas the Tank Engine dildo for Christmas.

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@ima_schxlzshow

3 years

Some of y’all butthurt a hook up turned into a relationship for me. I stopped trying to make a relationship happen for me and that’s when one formed. That’s all!

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Machine Gun (Cadet) Kelly and a (Megan) Fox idk

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@ima_schxlzshow

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To the taxi driver who almost hit me on 8th Ave today- Come back and finish the job.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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I have entered my thong era.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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What’s the point of having a boyfriend if he won’t decide what I want to eat for me.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Ok but my boyfriend is so hot blessed be the me 🥵🥵🥵

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@ima_schxlzshow

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I genuinely love introducing people. No one should ever feel invisible or talked around.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Just opened my laptop at work. Full on close up of Tim Tales. Happy Tuesday.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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My new favorite hobby is encountering my friends alts and determining who is who by their nipples.

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@ima_schxlzshow

3 years

Me for the next 10 days in Iowa.

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@ima_schxlzshow

2 years

Party.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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My customer service skills now-

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Friend gets random text. Replies in gay.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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He’s my Sugar Daddy. He’s my Baby Daddy. He’s my combination Sugar Daddy Baby Daddy.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Every day we move further and further from God.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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The laundromat literally gave my laundry to someone else. The sheer amount of jockstraps in that bag…

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@ima_schxlzshow

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rare photo of me, one with nature

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@ima_schxlzshow

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When I big spoon my boyfriend I’m his backpack and when I fart I’m a jet pack blast off

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Straight coworker: “Why are you so well connected?” Me: “Because I’m friendly and gay, and not just in the slutty way.”

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@ima_schxlzshow

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My boyfriend is meeting my mom in about an hour and I’m not nervous but he should be.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Fuzzy wuzzy wuz my boyfriend 🥵

🅼🅰︎🆃🆃

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might not be going home for christmas this year, so here’s my chest

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Good morning

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@ima_schxlzshow

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My boyfriend bought toilet paper for the hotel room because he didn’t like the toilet paper they had. This is 30.

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@ima_schxlzshow

3 years

I’m taking my boyfriend to his first Broadway show tonight for his birthday next week 🥺

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@ima_schxlzshow

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Last night as I was walking a sex worker propositioned themselves by magically appearing out of a hedge, whispering “psst psst psst”, showing their ass, and then disappearing into another hedge. The landscaping industry is ever changing.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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I’m in Miami and I brought shorts I haven’t tried on since summer and now my thighs are spilling out like overstuffed sausages.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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I, as a 28-year-old grown ass adult ass man, just bought a $20 action figure for my desk. Don’t tell my mom.

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@ima_schxlzshow

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The first vaccine dose makes you submissive. The second vaccine dose makes you breedable.

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