Shitposter | Obsessed with ๐ | I made this account specifically because I donโt want to annoy friends and mutuals from my personal account with ๐'s stuff
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Hi! I'm Chan (she/her). Broken Viet/Eng/Jp. I'm currently living in the Hokuriku region, Japan.
I love to talk about a certain phantom thief everyday and will probably spam your TL a lot. I just can never say enough how much I love this man ๐๐ค
Bad news: Kurumi-chan (Uyu's female persona used to catfish men in Valo) is going to retire
Good news: Aina-chan is making her debut (He is picking a new ingame name)
Why, you ask? Men stopped sending him friend requests after matches, so he decided itโs time for a rebrand ๐ญ
๐ฌ: "You are so pretty" (in English)
๐: Stop telling me things I already know! You idiot. I know I know I know yes yes yes I'm very pretty mmm supa... super pretty. I don't deny it. I'll never deny it. You realized that I'm pretty just now?
(When the item he needed dropped from the treasure chest)
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul on this Earth:
Utsugi Uyu: Oh I slept with the dev team
๐ฒ I haven't heard Uyu sing that much. Damn
๐งโโ๏ธ I KNOW
๐จHe really should sing more
๐ Dude, Uyu-senpai should sing more
แ I was surprised when I found out he doesnโt sing a lot
๐ IKR his voice is so good
แ Even when we did our karaoke thing in Holoexpo with him it was really good
๐: Recently whenever a staff member compliments Gamma on his drawing, Fuma jumps in claiming "No no actually I drew the sketch", then I take credit for the lineart and Rio's responsible for the coloring. Gamma was doing nothing :D !!!
๐ฌ: "Are you a man? ๐โโ๏ธ"
๐: "NO ๐ โโ๏ธ I am a girl! I am a super girl! Beautiful ๐ insect ๐ฆstrawberry ๐ cheesecake ๐ง girl ๐ธ YES YES YES YES thank you thank you thank you ๐"
#Uyu_clip
๐ฌ: Fuma said he had to wait 2 years to debut.
๐: Ah, Fuma had to wait for 2 years? Btw I think I had the second longest wait. I had to wait for about a year and... nine months? It felt that long. So who knows. Maybe right now someone is already waiting to debut.
๐ฏ: "Deco-san (Deco*27) kept his promise and took me out for some yakiniku. On my birthday. He wished me a happy birthday and treated me to some delicious meat. We made a deal that next time it'll be on me.
He told me I could share this on stream, so here I am"
#ๅถใฎๅๅฟ้ฒ
#Uyu_clip
When Uyu accidentally hit Kanae with the car Kanae had just given him as a surprise gift ๐ญ๐ญ His driving skills is really something
๐ฆ Do you think Shinove still watches over us?
๐ I wonder.
๐ฆ Our big concert, our perfect MC part...
๐ Was he crying?
๐ฏDefinitely. He would go "UPROAR!! has grown so much...!!"
๐ฏHe left right before he could see our 3D.
๐ฆ He took care of us even before our debuts.
Random ๐ fact
#2
His type is someone who says they love him. But he has never dated a man, despite the number of times he has been confessed to by men.
๐ญ: Uyu's second original song should be something enormously dark. I want a song like Aishite Aishite Aishite. Like, "You betrayed me didn't you?"
What did Fantoms do to deserve this.
hey all!
in his post-live stream today, uyu spent a good 30 minutes discussing this holostars survival AU! he really wants to see fanart of it, so i decided to tl a summary of his ideas.
please use his fanart tag
#Uyu_art
to post your creations!
idk if anyone did this yet but alright whats a holostars twt tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it even if people might not know what you're talking about
๐:
- has no problem with the idea of โโhimself wearing a wedding dress. fantoms can wear a dress with him, or be his groom
- reads BL and GL simply enjoys the love story. he is not a fudanshi
- is willing to be a housewife
- does his skincare routine and makeup on a daily basis
I just heard Uyu talk about the sufferings of having long legs yesterday and today he proves (again) how long they really are ๐ญ Did C0ver made models based on their talents irl lol he always has a hard time standing on a train because he is so tall that the handle hit his face
๐ฌ: Howdy Uyu
๐: What is "howdy"? Is it a new term from overseas? What does "howdy Uyu" mean?
๐ฌ: Howdy = hello
๐: "Howdy" mean "hello"? THEN JUST USE HELLO??? WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE??? www
๐บ "I mentioned this in yesterday's stream already but when Uyu, Izuru and I were together, Izuru suddenly talked about dishes you can't live without. Uyu immediately said "cheesecake!!!". He really loves it so much that he can't imagine a world without it."
Cute.. I miss him...
Random ๐ fact
#2
His type is someone who says they love him. But he has never dated a man, despite the number of times he has been confessed to by men.
OH. MY. GOD. E-BOY UTSUGI UYU
(non-verbatim)
๐: "I used to wear similar outfits in the past. So nostalgic. Though I didn't wear chokers like this one because I don't like having something tight around my neck" (1/3)
๐ฏ I was so frustrated that I asked Uyu to join me (in a revenge match). Fuma fell asleep while I was just asking. When he woke up I was like "Fuma, look! We won!"
[...] Fuma even switched to his phone, took it to bed and slept like a baby while Uyu and I listened to him snoring.
๐ admires ๐ซ a lot for his ability to lift the spirits of others during VCRGTA, impressed by ๐ซ gaming skills even since before
But because of his admiration, he finds it difficult to talk normally with ๐ซ. He really wants to suggest playing LoL together but too hesitated to ask
OMG UYU FIRST HANDCAM STREAM TOMOROW??
he's already grabbed 10 weiss schwarz boxes and is likely gonna do a card pack opening stream tomorrow. he's all set for it and even got himself a non-reflective scissor??? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ I'M SO NORMAL I'M NOT READY FOR THIS STREAM
๐ฆ We used to have the concept of "generation" but thats not really a thing anymore
It'd be fun to have 2nd and 3rd gens in ๐๏ธ like Tempus. Yeah, 4th gen. But they'll probably join as a separate group like ๐๏ธ
Speaking of which, its been two years. Where are my JP kouhais? >:(
Utsugi Uyu and his listeners discuss about... DV (domestic violence) ranking of Hlst members...
Don't ask me why is he like that. I don't know either.
#Uyu_clip
(1/2)
๐ฆ๐บ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฏTraditional style club. They have many customers who are first time to host clubs.
๐ธ๐ญ This club's guests are mainly served by hosts wearing casual clothes. Very popular with young people.
#Uyu_Art
#PIHAKKASSO
every time hakka mentions uyu on his stream my neurons activate
(@/katou_dayo came up with the name "starwings" and i genuinely think it's so cute)
[๐น raid]
"It'd be so fun if EN members also participated. When will we have a ๐ server again~
๐น's cafe was so great. Yeah we have โ๏ธ here but the more the merrier, isn't it. The number of EN members has grown too [...] But it's true that the language barrier still persists."
this song changed my life. before i listened to it i had no friends, was broke, never went to the gym, and got absolutely 0 bitches. but when i heard this song for the first time, i finally got it all. i got a job i love that pays $1000/hr, became jacked, and am drowning in girls
ใใใซใใใ้ ไฟกไธญใซใใใดใซใใณใฉใใใพใใใใ๏ผใใจใกใใปใผใธใ้ใฃใ | Hakka sent a message to Uyu asking if he wanted to collab
#Hakklips
๐ธ Miyabi and Uyu, thereโs something you two have in common
๐บ๐ ?
๐ธ You're both mentally fragile
๐บ Do we?
๐ธ You lack the mindset of "I'm going to take them down!!!" in a shootout
๐บ Oh right
"Urg urg ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน I lost~" I tend to be like that
other vtubers want their merchs to be affordable for all their fans but here we have vtsvgi uyv who wanted his ring to cost over 3 months of fant0ms salary ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
1/4 of the fantoms who came to him today were kaigainiki
he was so confused and wished he'd kept up with his learning but when he attempted to use passion english they surprised him by speaking japanese very well. they told him that they practiced a lot so he felt very grateful
[non-verbatim]
๐: Hey, have you all heard about the ultimate villain Hanasaki Miyabi? He said "Letโs play DBD with the new 2v8 mode!" and I agreed "Sure, letโs do it next week!"
But then it's Hanakishi playing together? This guy... What does this mean? Really? Hanasaki-san?
Random thought while waiting for the bus
But Uyu will definitely look so good in Bettel's outfit and I need to see it so bad ๐ Uyu in thigh high boots...