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IloveJohnCarpenter

@ilovejohncarpen

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@ilovejohncarpen
IloveJohnCarpenter
2 years
@Stoic0x @StephenKing Maybe because.. Uvalde:AR-15 Buffalo:AR-15 Boulder:AR-15 Orlando:AR-15 Parkland:AR-15 Las Vegas:AR-15 Aurora, CO:AR-15 Sandy Hook:AR-15 San Bernardino:AR-15 Midland/Odessa:AR-15 Poway synagogue:AR-15 Sutherland Springs:AR-15 Tree of Life Synagogue:AR-15 Colorado Springs:AR-15
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@ilovejohncarpen
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2 years
@rlpage_insp @Acyn He's not lecturing us. He calling out the hypocrites who like war but then won't help pay for the healthcare for the people who fought it. Just because he happens to be on TV doesn't mean he isn't trying help.
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2 years
@folkwin47 @bucks16 @CalltoActivism Us? You talk like you're part of some bizarre cult. Oh...wait a minute....
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2 years
@NoLieWithBTC @WISN12News This is exactly how harmful religion can be. Disgusting.
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3 years
@3YearLetterman @StephenKing It was entertaining to see you get schooled, coaching "legend." Hilarious!
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9 months
@FreddyInSpace But, there are commercials, aren't there? I can't watch a movie with commercial breaks, especially horror.
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1 year
@Jfcdoomblade I hate talking shit about movies and I rarely turn them off, but after 30 minutes, my wife and I were so annoyed that we bailed.
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2 years
@XlilniqX365 @kenolin1 You're right. Mental health issues are a uniquely American problem. They doesn't happen anywhere else in the world. That's the reason mass shootings don't happen anywhere else. It's DEFINITELY not the guns. Definitely.
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@ilovejohncarpen
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3 years
@GeorgeTakei Until a Senator's 16-year-old daughter is pregnant. Then, we'll see how fast that opinion goes out the window.
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3 years
@FJC1109 @GeorgeTakei Would video evidence suffice?
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@ilovejohncarpen
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2 years
@BDisgusting @GroovyBruce And the Blu Rays will be on my shelf forever.
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8 months
@Bubblebathgirl @MarkHamill Trump is a convicted rapist and a traitor. You're voting for that? Wow.
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1 year
@QPsyOps @joncoopertweets Say that to the face of the one black friend you claim to have when you're trying to prove to someone you're not a racist. See if you get smacked.
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2 months
@WestermanRobbie @mrbenwexler A major policy is not voting for a rapist traitor.
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9 months
@facialnutjobs Turn the fucking TV down! Why is that loud?
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7 months
@stepfamily_69 @shyguyhants For fuck’s sake, stop writing chudai! Nobody knows what that means. It’s stupid.
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@ilovejohncarpen
IloveJohnCarpenter
2 years
@Timobros What is the Shudder news?
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IloveJohnCarpenter
2 years
@captainkudzu @AmoneyResists Let's say you're right. They were talking about FLINTLOCKS! Why hasn't the 2nd amend. changed like other things in the constitution? Slavery? Maybe women shouldn't vote. This has NOTHING to do with the 2nd amend. It's all about money and that's sick.
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IloveJohnCarpenter
2 years
@AMCFearFest I love that you have a Fear Fest. But, you should make these movies COMMERCIAL-FREE!! Run the ads between movies. There's nothing like a commercial break to ruin the tension of a great horror movie.
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6 years
@sternshow Where is the Instagram link?
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9 months
@Stanikzai834 @netflix Didn't you read the post?
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IloveJohnCarpenter
3 years
@Try2Think4urslf @StephenKing That was a dumb argument. $46 Billion in profits last year. I think these companies can take a hit and share some of the econmic burden. They'll be OK. I promise.
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1 year
@dthroated Who is this?
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11 months
@BDisgusting Or, you could just watch the original one which is really good.
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1 year
@missalexapearl Please tell me those are 100% natural.
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8 months
@MrsRobinsonXo What does BBL mean?
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1 year
@CasinoSecrets9 Of course this is fake! If it was real, she would've called the police.
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2 months
@loveshowinoff Clearly staged.
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1 year
@throatqueenz They need to shut that fridge door! What a waste of electricity!
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1 year
@throatqueenz What happens to your car battery in the winter?
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1 year
@throatqueenz Wow, that is a remarkably awful tattoo!
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4 months
@Liston4Ohio Aren't there stalls in these bathrooms? What's the problem? There isn't one. When you base your party on fear and hate, you have to make problems to prop up the bigotry of your constituents.
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IloveJohnCarpenter
2 years
@JKernerOT @NoLieWithBTC It's not about companies operating successfully. Who said anything about that? It's about them operating ethically and legally. These things happened as a direct result of deregulation. Just because you don't want to see it doesn't mean it's not true. Sometimes 2+2 does equal 4.
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IloveJohnCarpenter
2 years
@astockeyWTAE A bunch of years ago a group of people used to control the media like this. I can't quite remember what they were called. Anyone? Anyone? Hmmm.....
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2 months
@GwcPublic @lillyvig @LunaVigx What an asshole. She’s pissing on a chair and the floor and someone else has to clean that up. Awful.
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@ilovejohncarpen
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9 months
@tcm Most musicians I know (myself included) despise this film.
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8 months
@Amateurs_Public It's a nice fantasy, but it has NEVER happened.
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1 year
@ThomasPainejr1 @AskDrRuth The reality of their party affiliation lining up with yours sucks, doesn't it? Maybe it's time for some introspection.
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1 year
@SemenDemons_ It’s a shame this video is ruined by possibly the worst song I’ve ever heard.
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@ilovejohncarpen
IloveJohnCarpenter
2 years
@RahsaanSalaam @reporterjon How many times do we need to ask about Jon Hein? Holy fucking annoying!!!!! What's the big secret?
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8 months
@KamalaHarris If you are a woman and vote Republican......what is wrong with you?????
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@ilovejohncarpen
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2 years
@jlalibs @Tubi With commercials! Certainly not the right way to watch a film, especially horror.
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IloveJohnCarpenter
1 year
@BradMichaels65 @robreiner Not sure if you heard: Trump ATTEMPTED A COUP. Hey Trumpers: what does he have to do to lose your vote? What's the line? If you walked in on him raping your wife while punching your kid in the face, would that do it? Or, would you make ANOTHER excuse as to why he gets your vote?
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1 year
@missalexapearl Are your breasts natural?
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8 months
@_sextraordinary Those long nails are idiotic. Who thinks that looks hot? Nobody.
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23 days
@SolySombra24 @NWS I'm no expert, but I don't think that's ever worked. Shockingly.
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10 months
@PhysicalMedia_ Love him. At Barnes and Noble prices, his total would’ve approached $500.
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1 year
@bigcumshotlover Who is this??!?!
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2 years
@carouselshotgun And, now that part has been ruined for you.
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1 year
@throatqueenz Beware of chicks who get their nails done and choose those really long, trashy acrylic ones. Nasty! and how do they do anything normal with those? Don't they get in the way?
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1 year
@throatqueenz Some of the clips are hard to get through because of the remarkably bad music that's playing in the background!
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10 months
@missalexapearl @ManyVids Are your breasts natural? We all want to know!!!!!!
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@ilovejohncarpen
IloveJohnCarpenter
6 years
@_RyanTurek Why would anyone want to hear this before the film comes out anyway? Wouldn't it be great to hear it for the first time cranked through theater speakers as the opening credits roll and not through a phone speaker (how most would listen to it)? Patience people! Patience....
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@ilovejohncarpen
IloveJohnCarpenter
3 years
Hey @kinky_horror and @therealjoebob - check this out. I bought a bunch of horror VHS tapes recently and just found this! I’m pretty damn happy!!
Tweet media one
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IloveJohnCarpenter
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@heliodown @JohnCleese However, one is a convicted rapist and a traitor, and the other is not. If you're OK with that, then....
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6 months
@KDKA It's as if the climate is.....changing.
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IloveJohnCarpenter
10 months
@Amateurs_Public You mean "porn star night out."
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@ilovejohncarpen
IloveJohnCarpenter
2 years
@chicksonright @MaxwellFrostFL Don't ever write "bruh" again. Please.
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2 years
@throatqueenz This is good. None of the violent stuff, though, where it looks like the woman isn't a willing participant.
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9 months
@loveshowinoff Now, someone else has to walk in your piss. No bueno.
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1 year
@BDisgusting Oh no. She was one of the characters that my wife and I hoped would get killed off because she became SO annoying.
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8 months
@prod_cut What did you write the word Chudai? What does that mean?
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10 months
@votefloridaman @KamalaHarris @JoeBiden That's correct. "A well regualted militia." Also, isn't the constitution supposed to change with the times? You know, becaue we don't only have flintlocks any more.
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1 year
@GwcPublic @venessasbutt She a LOT more entertaining than that guy playing his iPod up on that stage.
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IloveJohnCarpenter
1 year
@bigcumshotlover I'd like to know as well!
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@ilovejohncarpen
IloveJohnCarpenter
3 years
@BlanksJamie @TheHorrorMaster @foofighters @davegrohlarmy There's a Carpenter cameo? Well, now that surprise ruined. Maybe keep that one to yourself next time. A lot of people like to go in fresh.
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2 years
@Blowjobplanet I wonder where he put her body when she was done.
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IloveJohnCarpenter
1 year
@kinky_horror I don't understand the no ketchup thing!!! I, and most people I know, put ketchup on hot dogs. Why wouldn't you? So weird.
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10 months
@Strigl Nuno!
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11 months
@bigcumshotlover I want to see those lips in action!
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@ilovejohncarpen
IloveJohnCarpenter
1 year
@bigcumshotlover This should be under "Big Cumshot Hater!"
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2 months
@Scream_Factory Without the title on there, I wouldn’t know what movie it was.
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3 years
@tarapalmeri You know there's a problem with the Republican party if Darth Vader's daughter is one of the most "sensible" ones. Geez.
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11 months
@flanaganfilm Awesome. I love showing my favorite movies to people for the first time! Especially, "The Thing!"
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11 months
@adriaxxrae Very hot, but I'm not a fan of those long nails. Ugh.
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2 months
@CumAlotXL This guy is a fucking asshole.
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1 year
@missmarymoody They are such sweet dogs. Taking him/her to obedience classes will help a lot
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IloveJohnCarpenter
3 years
@AMCFearFest You should make these unedited and commercial-free. This is, after all, a cable channel. Run the commercials in between the movies. This Fest is such a great idea, but it's ruined because of those things.
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1 year
@throatqueenz That's called "pantsing". Isn't shanking when someone comes up behind you in prison and sticks a homemade weapon in your kidney?
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IloveJohnCarpenter
6 years
@eBay HEY! Your new "Good Til Cancelled" policy SUCKS!! How much money do you have to make?
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IloveJohnCarpenter
1 year
@HeadGameAce Are we sure this young woman is enjoying this? Doesn't seem like it. This is a perfect example of young guy growing up watching a ton of porn on his freaking phone thinking that this is what most women enjoy.
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2 years
@MadisonWildeXXX @Pornhub So goddamn hot and talented!!!!
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3 months
@PizzaFlashing Pretty great except for what is possibly the worse song I've heard playing over this video.
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8 months
@RexHuppke One also is a convicted rapist. The other is not.
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1 year
@besttwtlez Where is this whole clip?!?!?!
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@ilovejohncarpen
IloveJohnCarpenter
11 years
Daryl Metcalfe (R Butler PA) silenced gay Rep Brian Sims (D Philly) because he was rebelling against God’s law Awful person #flipadistrict
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IloveJohnCarpenter
1 year
@AlisonRosen Love ya Alison, but "school" is one syllable and not two ("schoo-all"). Greg mispronounces about 50 words, so you're way ahead of him in that department!
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IloveJohnCarpenter
1 month
@HaileyRoseFucks What is chudai?
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2 years
@EmbryEthan It doesn't matter if they deleted the messages. The phone company will have them. Why isn't anyone mentioning this?
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1 year
@chl0em0rgane Even this is a remarkable sexy picture!
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7 months
@Kingcast19 I guess this is his way of letting everyone know that he doesn't have much luck with women. What as asshole.
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7 months
@Amateurs_Public Never has happened. Never will. Great fantasy, but....
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11 months
@EllyAfterDark What does mid mean?
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6 months
@EmbryEthan It's either the remnants of a country concert or a Trump rally.
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1 year
@EllyAfterDark @chloefoxxe Both are beautiful and both are natural!
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