in the year that i’ve been single i’ve been promoted, received two raises, received a pretty big bonus, lost 20lbs, gone on 3 vacations and have been taken off every. single. medication. that i was on.
“I bet my cock would make you happy ;)*
Yes, internet stranger, the only thing that can save me from the cliffs of despair is your repugnant cock. Thank you.
got into a fight with some anti maskers in line at starbucks inside target. they told me to keep my dirty looks to myself and i thanked them for 400k dead in less than a year and not being able to travel internationally and told them that i hoped their coffee tastes like shit.
Sometimes I feel like social media is turning me into a negative person, but then I see a cute video of a cat being rescued or a girl gagging on a big dick and I remember that the internet is a truly beautiful place.