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9 months

STOP making mark hoffman SKINNY and SHAVED. he is a BEAR. he’s a fucking bear. He is 227lbs of fat, pouty lips and 9.3inch pringles can pussy destroying COCK.

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@illiteratewolf

4 years

Sometimes you just gotta pound his coochie

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

Not proship or antiship but a secret third thing (guy with critical thinking)

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@illiteratewolf

4 months

Fanfic makes me crazy when they skip/speed thru fingering like has the art of anal fingering been forgotten? Wheres the top who slowly works their knuckle over the hole over and over just to put only the tip in? Where’s the two finger scissoring motion? Have we forsaken our roots

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@illiteratewolf

8 months

Hoffstrahm getting down and dirty in the pd bathroom, it would be so fucking nasty in there but they’re both that desperate. Hoffman shoving Strahms work shirt up to his armpits and stuffing his tie in his mouth to keep him quiet while he blows him

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Strahm riding Hoffman, he’s finally able to fit the whole thing inside for the first time and it’s so thick he feels like he’s being split in half, his eyes are closed and he’s open mouth panting just feeling the other man. And then Hoffman starts thrusting and he screams

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

Cinderella…

milk

@wet_foal

6 months

is that..

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Every dog needs a handler, someone to hold the leash and make sure he stays on his knees (this is abt hoffman)

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@illiteratewolf

4 years

Thinks about Paz “you construct intricate rituals to touch the skin of other men” Vizla and Din “anyone coming within 3 ft of me is a hate crime and sets of my fight-or-flight” Djarin’s epic tale of tragedy

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Hoff eating pieces of Kramers flesh (freshly deceased), so Strahms gotta pump his stomach with a hydrogen peroxide filled turkey baster like a dog who ate a pound of licorice

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@illiteratewolf

8 months

Hmmmmmm imagining hoffmans gloved fingers in strahms mouth, pressing down on his tongue, running the tips over his molars, stuffing them into his throat, etc. tonight

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

This is Hoff all dolled up and butch Strahm at the NJPD soirée. To me

eren 💾

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5 months

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Fem Hoff all dolled up just for Sirs viewing pleasure she’s got a nice dress on and a push up bra just for him to ruck up and fuck her senseless against a wall

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

Hoff in this

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Need Strahm bouncing and moaning on Hoffs dick like it’s the first time he’s ever felt good abt his life choices

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Femme Hoff and Butch Strahm…… I see you, I envision it, I dream about them, the lesbians… they’re evil…. Strahm would kick her in the cunt….

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

I love the way he carries the rbt like a man who only takes one trip for groceries. He put that thing in the crook of his arm too, classic girl brother move

Jenna 🥑

@AvocadoRaisin2

6 months

may I interest you in some absolutely miserable hoffmen

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Hoff prolly moans like a girl & screams cheesy porn lines in Strahms ear manipulatively like hes making himself irresistible to Strahm so the other man will let him get away with murder. I call this the pretty princess act where he bats his big eyelashes and sticks out his tongue

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Strahm swallowing Hoffs cock like he’s paying for the privilege, sloppy style with drool and pre dribbling out of his stuffed full face, eyes glassy and relaxed while he’s being used

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@illiteratewolf

4 months

Hello? Hello?? Stoned horny Hoffman trying to be all sexy and smooth, tryna get that old man to stick his dick in him but he ends up flopping around and slurring too much. Eventually he just makes a grab for Kramers belt can anyone hear me??

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@illiteratewolf

3 months

The hoffman girls should hook up with strahm boys to see what sort of strange sex they can create

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@illiteratewolf

4 months

Hoff stoned horny dry humping Strahm unconsciously. He’s just chasing a good feeling, not knowing that he’s been rubbing his hard cock on the other man’s thigh for the past 10mins. Strahms been gods most powerful soldier by ignoring it, until Hoff is basically rutting his thigh

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

Has your coworker pissed you of today? Cum on his police file! It’s free, it’s easy, it’s degrading!

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Drunk Strahm voice: it’s not- not gay if he's wearing mascara and his makeup is running and he's shorter than you and he. Can take the whole thing. it says so in theb ible

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Hoff pushing Strahm up against a wall, gnawing on his neck like a dog with a particularly tasty bone, hand down the agents pants and stroking him off on the wrong side of gentle. Strahm barely able to move, much less thrust into the detectives hand with how his hips are pinned-

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@illiteratewolf

3 months

Molding my pre-basic training military boything into a proper size queen so he can take army dick while he’s away. I’m supporting our troops 🫡

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Hoffstrahm boot kink but it’s fem!Hoff in her heels and Strahm gets the privilege to lick them clean for her

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@illiteratewolf

7 months

Hoffman core: believing it is 100% a-okay to bisect the man who murdered your sister with a 25ft long pendulum mounted blade (dull), waking up to one of your nuts sticking to the inside of your thigh (annoying), alcoholism and wanting to fuck men

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Freakass peter strahm texting hoff like “don’t shower I wanna lick the sweat outta your crack”

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Strahm using Hoff for his own pleasure like just tying him down to the bed and fucking his face or riding him until strahms had enough and then locking him back up in his cage because good dogs are at the service of their Sirs and that’s it they don’t get to cum in them

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

oooooim so mad im spitting I’m gonna draw hoffboob and strahm tummy and bury my face in both and go “lalalalalala I can’t hear you” and blow a raspberry while sticking my tongue out

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@illiteratewolf

4 years

Paz Vizla looking at Din Djarin and calling him “my wife”

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

My art hot take for the day is that drawing skinny people is boring and repetitive. You take anatomy for the artist and figure drawing enough times, you start to realize that drawing skinny people is just like drawing a skeleton with muscles over it

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

I’m also way too queer to imagine strhm as this virgin gay guy sorry to say but he’s been fucking men since the 70s

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

I think Hoffman can crossdress. A little. As a treat. And Strahm can be a big bad leather daddy who takes care of his princess <3

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@illiteratewolf

3 months

I’ve had to ask people to ease up on the biting when giving hickies……… me, the guy who regularly goes “this is gonna hurt, lmk when you wanna tap out” when chewing on someone else…. Head in hands… my ass can barely take 10 lashes from a cane…

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@chaser_bait

3 months

being a top is way more embarrassing, i have no pain tolerance and if you say something kinda mean during sex we have to stop so we can talk about my feelings

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Alpha/Alpha hoffstrahm my beloved… I need them to fight fuck, the stink of the others scent riling each other up to the point where they’re all out brawling

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@illiteratewolf

2 months

Starts rubbing my hands together only for a comedically large metal cage gets dropped on top of me

𝐼𝑧𝑧𝑖𝑒 𝐷𝑟𝑖𝑧𝑧𝑙𝑒 🜏🏳️‍⚧️🌸

@izziedrizzle

2 months

*trying to lure primal tops*: im so weak. im frailmoding. im so pathetic-coded. im literally a ragdoll. my blood smells so good. im so helpless mode.

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

Hoff angst on my mind…………… something something just a man just a little boy “did you ever think we’d end up here? Like this?” the gore soaked son of god vs. “I wanna get off Mr. Jigsaws crazy train”

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

A/A Hoffstrahm where the scent of the others blood throws them both into a frenzy and they tear each other apart in a violent and gory fashion only to realize that they’re both hard and basically humping each other

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

…… rbt but it goes on your cockhead and if the time runs out your foreskin gets turned inside out

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

Saw twt dogpiled a trans fat sex worker for making trans fat sex worker content, how can I trust that yall won’t do the same to me?

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

My golden rule about liking Problematiqué Things is “are you actively hurting a real life person? And if so; did they consent to it?”. It’s that simple to me

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

I’m a simple man, I project viciously onto my faves, including the need to cum all over agent strahms face scar

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Strahm also does this btw, they both think they’re manipulating the other into murder/not murder but in reality they’re just driving each other to insanity and pavloving themselves into getting hard whenever someone says the word “princess”

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@illiteratewolf

3 months

B… body hair….. I must gently nestle myself between his plush fuzzy thighs and hibernate there

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

HIS HAIRY ASS FOREARMS. ARRHHGGGHG ARGH RAGHR BARK BARK BARK BARK ARRRGH ARGH RAHHHHHHH BARK

Jenna 🥑

@AvocadoRaisin2

5 months

oh yeah i made more strahm gifs yesterday. im providing no further context to why i wanted these. either u understand me or u dont

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

Why did Hoff have to sit so pretty, gagged, and tied up in that chair WITH heaters blazing down on him. Like he’s sweaty and gross when he gets up… you can see the sweat stain on his lower back…. Leading to what prolly is swamp ass……… Erm.. where was I going with this

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@illiteratewolf

4 months

Hoffstrahm police car sex is this anything

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Oh post RBT Hoffman stumbling around, roaring, seeing red, acting like a complete fucking lunatic… I could tame you..

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@illiteratewolf

4 months

Happy 4/20 to all those who celebrate, I’m putting my joint out on hoffmans fat fucking thighs as we speak

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@illiteratewolf

3 months

Gore whore as in I wanna fuck your guts literally. Lemme wrap that shit around my cock like a fleshlight fr fr

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

Do you think that, post tracheotomy when Strahm can’t smoke, his nic addiction makes him twitchy and the oral fixation gets worse

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@illiteratewolf

7 months

Hoffman and Strahm are talking and drinking coffee at the precinct but in their minds, Hoffman is thinking abt prying Strahms fingernails off one by one and Strahm is thinking abt bending Hoffman over and shoving a spider gag in his mouth. They are not the same

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@illiteratewolf

3 months

Once again in need of pussy from fem!Hoff, esp if its in a pencil skirt that’s slightly too small for her tummy and thighs

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Big day for men (me) who wanna make other men into women

ᴊᴀɪ 🔪🍡

@agapais_

5 months

good boy!

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

If she’s your girl then why she “You think that hand is broken now? Try to touch yourself again and I’ll show you broken” in my ear

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

what if his name was mark jerkoffmen and he je

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Strahm ahegao face right fucking meow

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Hoff running his fingers through his wiry hair and calling him a good dog, holding his cheek so he can feel his cock and make his mouth tighter

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@illiteratewolf

7 months

Sadistic dom Strahm making Hoffman lick his cum off the floor of the precinct

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@illiteratewolf

7 months

Yall I need to be stopped when it comes to the relationship kramer has with his apprentices or else I’m gonna start drawing religious symbolism

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@illiteratewolf

3 months

U see the reason I’m switch4switch hoffstrahm is cause I can see both of them holding the others skull down against a desk, sticking their thumb in the other man’s mouth to pry it open only to shove his cock in next. Like Strahm can do this to Hoff and Hoff can do this to Strahm

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

He’s biting his lip, sweat is dripping down his temple, Hoffs weight keeps his arms in place. All he can do is keep upright while Hoff breathes all sorts of nasty shit in his ear-

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

Hffstrhm eating each other to death 🥰

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

I love being gay I love being a fag I love leather I love leathermen I love kink I love my history I love my community ❤️‍🩹

Leather Archives & Museum

@leatherarchives

6 months

Ron Moore was a member of the Denver Gay Men's Chorus and the Metropolitan Community Church. He was Mr. Leather Colorado 1984 and became the first Black leatherman to be titled International Mr. Leather in 1984.

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

After consulting the dolls, I’ll be drawing full op women from now on. There doesn’t seem to be enough rep for girls with bottom surgery. Time to do my civic duty 🫡🫡🫡

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

Strhm gender on my mind before bed. I think he would be v pretty if he was caged, in panties and a lil bralette, blushing up to his fivehead, fists clenched and steam coming outta his ears, “you’re so pretty like this” is he clenching his teeth out of anger or out of confused joy

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@illiteratewolf

5 months

Hoffstrahm ft. Strahms middle aged man poor eyesight + cheaters/reading glasses

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

There’s also a growing culture where s types expressing their desire to be used, especially in masochistic ways, is seen as “okay” but when d types express wanting to hurt others, it’s viewed as “taboo” or “dangerous”

🔞I AIN'T NUTHIN BUT A GOREHOUND🔞

@warmIeatherette

6 months

that post about subs being like hit me hit me to their doms just made me reflect on how sometimes subs really do have no idea how much power they have over their doms and how doms have boundaries too

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

Hoffman trying to convince Strahm of the cockring he's got on: I cum super quickly and this will help prevent that. Then I can keep fucking your for hours. Or however you want. Whatever. Also I should get praised for this- Strahm, eye twitching: yeah okay

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@illiteratewolf

6 months

If saw xi is gonna be prequel hoffman movie then I wanna see the origin of his boob scar fr

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@illiteratewolf

20 days

Yall think women with wide hips and saggy tits are chubby. You are weak and your line will fall. If yall saw the fat double chinned women I wanna fuck you’d hurl

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@illiteratewolf

1 year

Paz: one time I had a crush on a guy but I didn’t know how to talk to him so I tried to pull off his helmet, called him a coward and then told him to fuck off and never come back Din: Din: …that was a crush? Paz, already picking up a rock: I’ll crush you-

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@illiteratewolf

4 months

Call me a strapping young lad the way I- well.. I shan’t say :)

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@illiteratewolf

4 months

Haven’t been active bc I’ve been having crazy nasty transgender sex. Also being boy crazy

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