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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

4 months

DO YOU HAVE YOUR TICKETS YET?! 🦍💕🪽💿🪒 Check out all dates & tell me where I’ll see you! Get tickets: #getreadytour

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

Fuck Kanye.

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2 years

The highlight of 2022 (and also the rest of my life)... her

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1 year

Tour Training Update: the upside of forgetting leggings is i get to do an underwear in-room pilates work out. Tried it in the gym for a minute… no complaints.

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2 years

40 and staying effortless

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7 months

He’s here and we are so excited. Introducing our son (🥹) Ethan Lyons Galuten, who entered the world on Friday night at 2/23! He’s so strong just like his name 🩵🤍 And he smells like syrup. He’s my little pancake man! 🥞 Read more on @people :

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

5 months

Just a really good picture.

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@iliza

2 years

If the world were less weird we would show her face! But it isn’t! I hope you have a non-weird Valentine’s Day lol 💗 #valentinesday

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2 years

A festive #tbt with the queen herself 👑🐾

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2 years

One of the days I'm most thankful to have married a chef 👨‍🍳 Happy #thanksgiving from our family to yours!!

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@iliza

2 years

You’ll never look at a bra the same way again. #HotForever , my 6th @Netflix special, streams October 11! 🫧💜🔥 @NetflixIsAJoke

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@iliza

2 years

When you look a little like the grinch and you're Jewish but you also love Christmas 🎄

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@iliza

1 year

WE’RE SO EXCITED… that no one had to die when we made the announcement! 🌎 Remember, save the planet, our kids have to live here. 🩵 Can’t wait to welcome our baby boy in February 2024! Sierra and Tian Fu are waiting with so many toys!

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

What does pizza in a pool have to do with anything? 🍕 absolutely nothing. But now that I have your attention... do you have tickets to see me on tour next year?! Get yours: ❤️‍🔥

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@iliza

2 years

“It's what you do in the dark that puts you in the light.” - A quote I wish was from a real person but is actually from an Under Armour commercial. 🕎 #hanukkah

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

7 months

Last birthday ➡️ this birthday I love each birthday for what it is! And this one… is very big. 🦧

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

In light of the recent (but also ongoing forever) anti semitic events in our country, I’ve made a list of just SOME of the life changing inventions/industries pioneered by Jews: The Internet, The Teddy Bear, Ballpoint Pen, Google, Lasers, Pacemakers, Stainless Steel...

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

9 months

Never too pregnant to wear nice boots and go out for tasty times.

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

DENVER! ball. so. hard. 🏀⛹️‍♀️ I’m coming to @BallArenaDenver on my #hardfeelingstour & just had to give you a crash course on @nuggets basketball before game 3 tonight! #bringitin #nuggets #denvernuggets #MileHighBasketball #nba #NBAPlayoffs #NBAConferenceFinals

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

What algorithm-friendly buzzwords did I miss?? 🦶🦶👣🐾 Come see me on tour! #influencersinthewild

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

It’s important to promote (Mommy’s) self esteem.

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

✨ glitter speak ✨ #HotForever has been out for ONE WEEK! Watch on @netflix today to celebrate. @NetflixIsAJoke

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

Now that’s what I call comedy! Hope this artwork captures all of your elder millennial nostalgia dreams. #HotForever will be out on @netflix 10/11 ❤️‍🔥 Have I mentioned that my BOOK will be out that day, too?!? DOUBLE DOSE FOR YA! 🫧🌊🍬✨ @NetflixIsAJoke

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

when it's the first day of winter but you're still hot... 🧊🔥 #freezinghot

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

9 months

5 week of this shape left!

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

5 months

Let’s all remember the main reason to have a baby this Mother’s Day weekend…. BABY LEG!

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

Standing for an hour at a time requires physical dedication! Stay hard ain’t gotta get hard 💪 My #hardfeelingstour kicks off in 73 days and I’m doing low weight, high rep! Get tickets for all shows:

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

CELEBRATION MODE because TOUR STARTS THIS WEEK!!! Milwaukee, Chicago, & Grand Rapids - I’ll see you IN A FEW DAYS!! Get tickets for this week’s shows (and the whole tour) here: 🎉 🔥 🪩🍬 #HardFeelingsTour

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 months

Called it… JD still hasn’t denied it, btw 🛋️🍆

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

#PartyGoblin … everybody has one! Become your Party Goblin this Halloween 🫗🍕 🤮 🎉

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@iliza

2 years

‘Twas the thickening! #HotForever is streaming on @netflix NOW! ❤️‍🔥 @NetflixIsAJoke

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@iliza

2 years

“If you can solve these riddles three…” HOT FOREVER DROPS AT 3AM EST! Get your bras out and your armadillos ready! @NetflixIsAJoke @netflix

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

11 months

Still could pass this 6.5 month belly off as just a big sandwich… we’ll see you TONIGHT in RENO and TOMORROW in SAN JOSE! 🥪❤️‍🔥

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

Because flying makes my nose run. Because I love scraping off dead skin. Because I think we know where we are filming the 7th special in 2024. Because I like to blow bubbles. Because I like to think Epsom salts work. I took a fun bath and took a picture.

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

Thanks to @people for breaking the news!! @writingbyangela

Iliza Shlesinger Is Pregnant! Comedian Reveals She's Expecting Baby No. 2 in Sex Reveal Comedy Bit...

Iliza Shlesinger, 40, and husband Noah Galuten, 41, are expecting their second baby, the comedian tells PEOPLE.

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

11 months

What I look like in my head when I’m headlining two Vegas shows tonight & tomorrow vs. what I actually look like right now… See you soon, sin city 🎰 @WynnLasVegas #hardfeelingstour

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

All Karens are women who complain, not all women who complain are Karens! Be careful how you label other women 😘 #karensgonewild #karen @NetflixIsAJoke

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

#AllThingsAside is OUT NOW! I’m so proud of this book and I think you’ll agree with all of my Absolutely Correct Opinions. Get your copy today: ! 💜📖 A very special shout out to the incredible @margaretcho for writing the foreword!

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

Guys, sometimes just being tall is enough for us… #HotForever @NetflixIsAJoke

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

Scuba Steve reporting for duty 🤿🌺

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

Been living out my dreams of wearing two pairs of leggings everyday ❄️ REYKJAVÍK, I’ll see you TOMORROW (Jan. 10) at Háskólabíó. There are VERY limited tickets left, so get yours: !! Okay, back being an arctic fox! I love this place. 🇮🇸

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

Jacked to be back. Always check my insta stories for local sets. New tour being announced very soon. See you out there, LA ✨ ⚡️ 🔋 📸 @JenRosenstein

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

6 months

tour announcement coming really soon... what cities should we come to?

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

8 months

Last Saturday night as the parents of only one child. We fully leaned into being an American suburban family of 4 by going to Costco then going for Mexican in the valley. We are so excited to be holding our little boy around this time next week 🤞

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

It’s #NationalBestFriendsDay … and Tian Fu is mine. Go to your local shelter or rescue group to adopt your new best friend 🐾 visit to learn more!! also tell me your dog adoption stories please 🥹 @bestfriends #savethemall

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

8 months

My valentines!! ❤️

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

Welcome to jacket season

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

Forecast for boston “these are cars” @wbz

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

LOOK AT THE DOG!

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

My job is… beach Hawaii was all 🤙🌺🌊🐢🍦

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

10 months

I love you all so much, new fans and especially old and ancient. 2024 tour is gonna be massive. And all the U.S. cities who felt I “skipped” them, we were just saving you. Announcing soon. SEE YOU IN EUROPE AND UK next week!

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

oh @JohnStamos 🥺🥺

John Stamos

@JohnStamos

2 years

Just stumbled upon this brilliant special from Iliza Shlesinger Very powerful, very funny She seamlessly weaves humor with incredibly valid and important social commentary.- rare to watch someone balance that line so deftly. I don't know her just a new fan

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

When you see the smut… busters. Season 3 of #therighteousgemstones continues tonight!! 💎🙏 @StreamOnMax @HBO #streamonmax

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

Goblin Mode origin story. It all began with a girl… and her #PartyGoblin

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@iliza

2 years

💃💃💃

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

The Idol is, inadvertently, the best comedy of the summer.

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@iliza

2 years

follow me this way to my gingerbread house... 🎄 #freezinghot

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@iliza

2 years

THREE YEARS OF TIAN FU calls for a photo dump of our dumpling. Happy gotcha day, snow peach. 🍑❄️🥟🐾

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

I refuse to lose my balance just because I’m turning into a ball of jelly who can’t remember where she put her keys.

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@iliza

2 years

So excited I get to celebrate #nationaldaughtersday with my mom and that I’m a mom! Celebrating frontwards and backwards!

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

11 months

Praise the Lord! 🙌 Strike is over and now I can properly say how much I LOVED being on Righteous Gemstones with this incredible cast! Also, this is actually my natural hair… and what you see me in every day is the wig.

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

No matter what this industry throws at me during the day, there’s always the crowds at night to make it all better🖤 📸: @troyconrad @HollywoodImprov

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@iliza

1 year

See the last photo for the tiniest little armpit 🥹

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

11 months

WASHINGTON DC!! The bump and I are READY to see you tonight at the DAR Constitution Hall 🏛️ Early show is sold out, but my late night Party Goblins… there are still limited tix remaining for the 9:30pm show!! COME OUT! ❤️‍🔥🪩🧌 TICKETS:

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

Happy Birthday USA! I love you!

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@iliza

2 years

2-3 days a week I’m hustlin’. Option to add a red spring or a small dog.

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@iliza

2 years

Unlike the Liver King, Ellen Pebbles workouts are 100% natural.

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

DON’T PANIC PANTRY IS HERE!! 👨‍🍳 I’m so proud of Noah + all of the work he put into this cookbook! It was born out of the pandemic and blossomed into SO much more!! Get your copy today everywhere cookbooks are sold (or a signed copy here: )! 😋❤️‍🔥🍝 @galuten

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

6 months

🎺 PROUD TO ANNOUNCE 🎺 I moved to @PrimeVideo and I’m taking you all with me for my 7th special. And I can finally tell you we are filming it in… SALT LAKE CITY! Grab your sodas and your low ABV beers! See you in November! 🍺 🥤 🦍💗🪽🎥 Read more:

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

🚨 FEEL MY HARD FEELINGS! NEW TOUR 🚨 #HardFeelingsTour is coming to a city near YOU this year! 14 countries, 35 cities, one me. LET’S GO. Tickets go on-sale FRIDAY, but you can get presale tix WEDNESDAY at 10am local time with code ILIZA ❤️‍🔥⚡️ WHO’S EXCITED?!

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@iliza

1 year

Three things you didn’t know about me on tour! 1) we always stay with family when we can 2) I do my own makeup! 3) I like to wander around alone backstage to take in the sights #hardfeelingstour

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@iliza

1 year

Always an honor and privilege to perform for our troops. What an unbelievable trip so far 🇯🇵🚁🛩️🇺🇸 @The_USO

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@iliza

4 months

I’m sorry I didn’t talk to you during breakfast, I was busy making this post. Happy Father’s Day Noah and double HFD because it’s your first as a father of two! I AM HAVING THE BEST TIME WITH YOU!

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

6 months

Sierra’s first dentist visit was a success so she was rewarded with a cookie. And the dental cycle continues. 🦷🪥🍪

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@iliza

7 months

Her grasp of the alphabet is probably better than that of 99% of adult Americans.

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

No I’m not going to the eras tour tonight in LA… but seemingly I was ahead of the bracelet making curve 🥝🌟🧿🍬🩷 HOT FOREVER!!

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@iliza

2 years

What do you have in your favorite mason jar of past relationship baggage? 🫙🧳 #standup

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

4 months

Pip Pop 🤝 Oompa and Booger @slimeguyethan

ethan !!!

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why do white people always have the weirdest names for grandparents wdym youre gonna go see oompa and booger

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

Mom I think we missed our modeling calling… happy Mother’s Day to ALL of the moms. Biological, adopted, drag mothers- all of you. 🥰 Especially my mom & mother in law aka the best grandmas. I couldn’t do it without you! We love you!! ❤️

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

1 year

BALL ARENA TONIGHT!! DENVER, LET’S GO!! 🔥🌄🚀❤️‍🔥 @BallArenaDenver

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Iliza Shlesinger

@iliza

2 years

#AllThingsAside (Absolutely Correct Opinions) is four months old today!! Have you read it? Do you have any 🔥burning questions🔥 after reading it? I'll answer a few below! Get your copy:

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@iliza

2 months

Summer body ready just in time for fall (TOUR!) Get tickets:

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@iliza

2 years

If you’ve worn a romper before, you might be entitled to financial compensation 💰 #HotForever @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke

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@iliza

2 years

💗🍑💗🍑💗🍑💗

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@iliza

17 days

GRWM: fall fridgescape edition 🍂🥛🥩🧳🍎💅🏼🎃

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@iliza

4 months

Can attest that childbirth is in fact like digesting a goat 🤰🐐

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@iliza

2 years

That regal portrait of TianFu, your Chinese grandmother, hanging in your living room. 📸 @JenRosenstein

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@iliza

1 year

Everything’s bigger in Texas… except for my medically diagnosed sexy doll feet™️! Come see them in Houston, Austin, & Grand Prairie this weekend!

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@iliza

2 years

This #SpringCleaning , don’t forget about the center console… what’s the craziest thing in yours? 🍟💿🍃 @NetflixIsAJoke @netflix #ElderMillennial

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@iliza

2 years

Polio Vaccine Television JEANS Telegraph and Morse code Bulletproof glass Idea of vitamins Quantum mechanics Polaroid camera Birth control pills Genetic engineering Remote control Shopping cart Drinking straw Usb flash drives Electric motor Aspirin Drip irrigation Cell phones

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@iliza

2 years

🖤🫧 HOT FOREVER 🫧🖤 is out OCTOBER 11! #hotforever @NetflixIsAJoke

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@iliza

5 months

We all want long hair. Don’t cancel me because I tell the truth 💇‍♀️ 🐙

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@iliza

2 years

girls setting their new year's resolutions... #confirmedkills

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@iliza

2 months

oh you don’t go in the pool in full glam? Now that I have your attention… TOUR STARTS TOMORROW! Get ready! 🩷 get tickets:

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@iliza

2 years

This is how I stay fit! Catch me in LA for the @NetflixIsAJoke festival on May 6th at The Orpheum Theatre! Tickets at

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@iliza

1 year

FBI level of interrogation and she cracked!

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@iliza

1 year

It’s national dog day back home… and my dog is back home… and I love her… ❄️🍑 Tian Fu you are and forever will be "JUST BABY!" #nationaldogday

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@iliza

2 years

Happy Friday & women’s history month to all the lady meat out there!! 🥩🍖 #unveiled @NetflixIsAJoke

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@iliza

2 years

The @Jeopardy fun continues!! For my favorite non-American American comedy staple. #jeopardy

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@iliza

1 year

Birthday kisses! Happy birthday Noah!!! 👨‍🍳❤️🎉 @galuten

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@iliza

2 years

wifi/phot sharing 3D Pregnancy tests Segway scooters The bra Rubber condoms Bar codes And of course bagels. And for the jingoist ethnocentric who think they invented patriotism... A Jewish person wrote God Bless America. And and and....

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