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Arsenal. There’s a thousand you’s, there’s only one of me. Don’t take most of what I say serious

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How the hell do you even discover you can do this
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Yesterday on my way to work, I called my dad and me and him had a rant about Arsenal, today he’s dead. I really can’t believe this. This is the shittest year ever
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Saliba and Gabriel don’t know what they’ve done for my life. Mustafi and Sokratis wanted me DEAD
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Wood Green is so stuck in the past you might actually believe in time travel. I’m sure they still have a Woolworths open
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@S14HX He didn’t just hate you. He was a hired assassin
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There’s too many messages here to respond to all of them but thank you all. I’m glad me and him repaired our relationship this year
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Sadiq Khan’s midlands
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London & UK Street News
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The West Midlands has become the knife crime capital of the UK with rates as much as a fifth higher than London.
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If Sonia was there, they’d have all been in prison by 10:46pm Christmas Day.
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Sonia would have snitched if she were involved #EastEnders
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To everyone who thinks I tweeted this for clout, using my tweet to try and make jokes about Arsenal. If I could find you today. I’d ram a baseball bat in your face so you can feel just half the pain I’m in right now you fucking cunts
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I’m actually becoming an uncle because this tickled me bare.
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I don’t know who I offended to be having the week I’m having but to whoever it is, I’m not even sorry. Confront me like an adult, don’t use spirits to do it
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Three players came on in an everybody eats game and khalassed the whole vibe
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Some of you are still listening to R. Kelly, that’s why you’re hiding who is in your Spotify line up
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Lamb is honestly the most elite meat God gave us. Goat meat and Oxtail are special mentions also
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Black people who can’t eat spicy food are bad vibes.
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@TJF_x Dot Cotton now Craig David. Allah is exposing them all during Ramadan.
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He wasn’t but Michael Jackson was
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glen coco. ✨️
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Micheal Jackson was not a vocalist.
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@Itzdeniyke19 @YorubaBoyMedia Fuck you you fucking cunt.
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fuck barry
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@ghost1ace At the earliest convenience, he should be rushed
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@respawnedtarga1 I’ll fight Dwight Howard for her heart
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@RejiYates If it was in a Nigerian court, no one will pursue it
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If your woman gets pregnancy nose carrying your baby, you have to buy her a GLE and a trip to the Maldives
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On Thursday, my dad would have been 60. I’ve been thinking about it all morning and it’s just been shit. Thursday, I’m going to celebrate him with his favourite music, prayers and just remembering all the good stuff. I really miss my dad and it’s really a shit feeling
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Max Branning is really a top shagger. Number 1 tv gyallis
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@jtambwe_ Two were coming back from injury and needed a run out tbf
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If Henderson captains Liverpool to a PL title, Gerrard is finished.
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Ooo I’m erling Haaland, I score goals. Boring bastard, take a day off
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Cannot. Wait. 🔵  #mancity
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@ItsArewa As in Annalise Keating? Rose Maxson? That Viola?
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Someone who knew they had covid 19, spat at a black woman, who then caught it and died from it but the investigation has been dropped? A mother, a friend, a person. Dead because she was doing her job. Fuck you all
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We might have to consider that East London is one of the worst places in the world.
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@respawnedtarga1 I will channel the strenth of di blek penther and Mike Tyson
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When I drive into the Thames like Grant, just know this is what pushed me over the edge
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afcstuff
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🚨 Jorginho is ‘close’ to joining Arsenal. [ @Plettigoal ] #afc
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@TJF_x Yorkshire puddings
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@bekstfu_ After his second divorce, it pretty much became Ross and friends
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@adorekem Yes because most of us are cheap
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Asap Rocky should just post a picture of his family, that will hurt that man more than any diss track
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God, please help us open that gym
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No one is talking about how we failed Lemar
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Anton has basically gone there to be a barista, brother Starbucks.
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King Sunny Ade, Alhaji Sikiru Ayinde Barrister, Chief Commander Ebenezer Obey, Alhaja Queen Salawa Abeni, Alhaji Kollington Ayinla, Adewale Ayuba, K1 De Ultimate, Sir Shina Peters, Dele Taiwo, Yinka Ayefele, Pasuma and everyone else, thank you for the party CLASSICS
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Gazidas is a criminal.
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Arsenal's 'British Core' was sold for a collective £44m, £35m of which was Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain's move to Liverpool. The end of an era.
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@Shomicita @ImaniDH There’s also ‘t’in ba gbo ha’
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@SVCarbaholic They know, they just don’t see past their Arsenal hate
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London based Man U fans
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“Worst fan base ever” what’s the first team you think of ?
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What about outkast so fresh so clean?
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Way 2 Sexy really the first male bad bitch theme song. Getting ready in the mirror to it before the function finna be so fun
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Lmao DAZN ppv sound just went
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@Dabzzzz97 @MisBunmBastic Gotta carry on the family legacy. Seeing as their grandfathers fought the nazi’s which is why they feel that they have more rights than us, they should fight too 🙏🏿
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@SebonyEmp @Adeleshosho Do you know what’s funny, he technically didn’t eat it, just kept licking it which isn’t eating
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They did something when they said ‘you’re a bungalow mate, nothing upstairs’
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I love British insults “The lights are on … but nobody’s home” Do you know how rude that is to direct at someone 😂🤣😩
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Lool I’ve seen more women calling out her behaviour than anyone else tbf
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Why are the UK giving Ukraine 2.5 billion when the NHS needs money? Everything is expensive but sure, let’s give those guys money. Eyin ashiere
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@FacundoXXII Because I’m not dying for something I don’t believe in plus I can’t eat ass on the frontline
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You man don’t have enough hate in your heart.
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I can’t believe I’m saying this but United Ls don’t slap as hard as they used to they’re just so shit
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I hate when aggressors try and paint themselves as the victim
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Omds the ending of #Hijack
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He doesn’t talk, you guys complain. He talks, you complain. When it’s Tyson Fury though, you guys will be lapping it up
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Anthony Joshua is becoming more dislikeable by the day
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You can find a boondocks clip that is relevant to almost every aspect of the black experience
@AlannaVagianos
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R Kelly supporters play his music outside of the courthouse. “We’re not giving up on R Kelly!” one supporter yells.
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KWAM 1, K1 De Ultimate, Alhaji Wasiu Ayinde, whatever you call him, give that man his flowers. He’s a phenomenal artist, always has been and he’s still great
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@Jada_london Your boss should actually send everyone home, this is a time to be with family or in a bar sipping cocktails
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It’s a toss up between these 4
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@AishaJimoh I need to get my life together because wtf
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A year ago today, I saw my dad alive for the very last time. I gotta say, one year later, I’m still shocked by the sudden nature of his death, so many times I’ve wanted to call him just to share small things. It’s been a hard year for me and family but we thank God all the same
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Bruno Mars was truly in his bag when he made the 24K magic album. What a masterpiece
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Son puts that top corner against Arsenal. I hate his guts
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@whooUlooking4 I drove through there earlier and I’m sure I saw a lot 29 tracksuit on sale
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Owner and Go Crazy. Anything from that Wizkid album too
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Thank you to everyone for the messages
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So she’s a drug dealer
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'Promising schoolgirl' caught dealing drugs after falling into the wrong crowd
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This video is still hilarious to me
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@OllieAwow @ghost1ace He is not a man nor is he a father
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@AceChapo @SherzCapone Reporting them all
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I can’t lie, this is one of the worst things I’ve ever read. I hope you’re ok and I pray God heals you, physically, emotionally and mentally
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Shouts to whoever invented Yorkshire puddings
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I walk on the pavement sometimes hoping it would light up like this. It hasn’t yet but there’s still time
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Not answering without my lawyer
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Retired Supervillain 🥷🏾
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Fellas when did you know you were easy?
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Before Edu and Arteta, I never completely understood this tweet. Now I fully understand
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His only possible defence
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I actually wanna know how bro is gonna save his relationship, to me thats the important thing here
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I hope everyone who can’t celebrate with their fathers today is comforted today. May God make the day easy for them 🙏🏾🩷
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@ik_chino I hope you reported that attempted murderer to the authorities
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When the players had Wengerball muscle memory >>>
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@JamzLndon Spac nation
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Tbh there’s a strong chance they just met that day
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This couple is in SYNC‼
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To everyone who can’t celebrate Mother’s Day with their mums anymore, I hope God comforts you all today and I pray your mums are resting in peace 🙏🏿♥️
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Loool Chris Kirkland’s comments are a set up. If we attack him, they’ll say he’s a mental health advocate and they’ll say we’re fine with animals getting attacked, when not one person has said what Zouma did is ok. But you know they love changing the narrative
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@_Nicksy It’s super weird
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@jtambwe_ Yeah, he looked way off the mark
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Gwen Stefani needs to drop that greatest hits album for the streets
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@NewValyrian Lies and false promises. People were vulnerable because they were broke and broken after the First World War and were willing to believe anything. We see that same level of propaganda in the Uk
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@RejiYates I’m honestly so intimidated, what kind of Britain are my kids going to grow up in??
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Sorry to Morocco but you should have shot
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Insulting Wenger to defend emery?
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@S7RGE I’d be a slag for the team I love though, doing come and sign me pleas behind closed doors, being ‘injured’ whenever it’s time to play them etc
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@ebs_the_great Our parents can’t be sending money back home and trusting relatives to look after it
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Notorious RBG has taken me out
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No Context Dr.Umar (PARODY ACCOUNT)
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Dr Umar starting Black History Month off strong 💪🏾
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This is k*lling me
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You’re focusing on the wrong things. Furthermore, you wouldn’t have liked MLK so pls
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🎶 To mark #MLKDay , the @GrenGdsBand play Stevie Wonder’s ‘Happy Birthday’ at today’s Changing the Guard ceremony at Buckingham Palace.
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