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Cali

@ihateucali

5 months

people malding over not having spike like im ever going to use this over thunderlord

Cali

@ihateucali

5 months

selling my account for 1 trillion dollars

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@ihateucali

5 months

see you all in a few weeks

Cali

@ihateucali

5 months

I had a hunch that the new IB GL w chain was worse than a chain forbearance which has lead to the most schizophrenic and useless thing I've ever done

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Cali

@ihateucali

2 months

@fentanyl bro you were with ian connor fym just my luck

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@ihateucali

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selling my account for 1 trillion dollars

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Cali

@ihateucali

4 months

“how was pantheon week 2?”

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@ihateucali

1 year

D2 state of the game:

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Cali

@ihateucali

5 months

I had a hunch that the new IB GL w chain was worse than a chain forbearance which has lead to the most schizophrenic and useless thing I've ever done

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@ihateucali

2 months

@fentanyl

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@ihateucali

1 month

@zestytweetz @Wimptastical Ok so I’m going to say this slowly: Donald J Trump is not the alternative you want if your vote is going to be based on ending the Palestinian genocide.

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@ihateucali

1 year

@ChudsOfTikTok tbf i wouldn’t want my kids anywhere near john lennon either

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@ihateucali

5 months

@KoishiKomeijiFT People are complaining about the IB drops because the drop rate for weapons is awful and not having extra perks after reset means you have to farm way more engrams. Crafting slashes the replay value of activities, these are separate issues that can/do co-exist

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@ihateucali

2 months

opening any gammaknight tweet

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@Alien_Freek @Canowes1 @GothGfGirlGame1 @Maarckck @TrueSlazac INSANE DODGE

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5 months

@Reeeset this is still the best d2 shitpost of all time

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@ihateucali

22 days

Who let us in Orlando 😭😭😭

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Cali

@ihateucali

8 months

meeting of the minds happening rn

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Cali

@ihateucali

6 months

@. fagbrained is smug's new account alongside all of the other shit she's done to people, she's a manipulative liar and has tried to groom as many people as she can into being trans for her own personal fetish.

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Cali

@ihateucali

6 months

Josh Kulinski

@JoshKulinski

6 months

We've been BUSY

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Cali

@ihateucali

5 months

@basedaottard yeah bait and switch is good but thunderlord is a better gun

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Cali

@ihateucali

9 months

Girl: Do you sexy face Me: No Girl: Pleeeeeeeeease 😘 Me: Ugh fine

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Cali

@ihateucali

19 days

Miss you already @justaddwatter

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Cali

@ihateucali

11 months

@JonDenton It’s actually p good

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Cali

@ihateucali

22 days

Heading to Orlando for GCX, couldn’t get a flight bc it was too expensive 💀

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Cali

@ihateucali

4 months

both motws being the same guy falling off of the map instead of solo pantheon is actually hilarious they really don’t give af

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@ihateucali

1 year

@jadylikesfooty @masoonmasoon @Sheluvdan157675 @itshornyjason @sneako @Unbaer0 saying he regrets it wont unfuck his girlfriend

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Cali

@ihateucali

8 months

@heterophobeia people posting 20-30 minute songs as if those arent just snippets 😭

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@ihateucali

4 months

@rosoddle it’s entire job is just to stop nighthawk lmao

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Cali

@ihateucali

3 months

@NinjAsylum_ @PaulTassi shut up

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Cali

@ihateucali

10 months

We 1 phased with 3 lfgs in a div run and my swaps sucked. If you seriously horseman sanc to get the 1 phase it's genuinely pathetic

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@ihateucali

21 days

The Great GCX Function of 2024

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@ihateucali

21 days

Who selling fent at GCX for the low

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Cali

@ihateucali

7 months

@kittydeathlord actions truly do speak louder than words

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@ihateucali

1 year

@ChudsOfTikTok i forgot about that video but now that you bring it up it’s definitely because of that too

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@ihateucali

17 days

One of the funniest GCX moments was hearing from people who tried the mode that absolutely no one liked it

DestinyTracker🔺

@destinytrack

22 days

NEW: 8v8 Sparrow Control will go live tomorrow | #Destiny2 “Tomorrow, we are turning on a new experimental Crucible Labs version of Sparrow Control. It’s eight Guardians facing off against eight Guardians for maximum chaos” - Bungie

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Cali

@ihateucali

5 months

@LowmanLegnd8573 SIR YES SIR

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@ihateucali

5 months

@frogforest Outbreak is so gas yet not enough people are tapped in

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@ihateucali

2 years

@xiu_shoegaze Absolutely not

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@ihateucali

5 months

follow for more financial advice for a profitable 2025

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@ihateucali

2 years

@ritzzcar I got strand on my hunter, opened my armor excited to start making a build, remembered the changes and just gave up. It feels like buildcrafting 0.2 rather than 2.0

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@ihateucali

2 months

@SmartiJC Gamer beats raid boss older than him

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Cali

@ihateucali

1 year

@DirtyEffinHippy @DeeCeeLIVE are there gonna be people who are hating on nimbus for their identity? sure. But, their dialogue is just jarring and cringey when they are making jokes and acting like its a game. Nimbus joking to Caiatl, a character i actually care for, right after her dad died is terrible.

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Cali

@ihateucali

1 year

@wiintah how does one man have such a massive victim complex

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Cali

@ihateucali

6 years

@Moranrham1 @theneedledrop this isnt a hot take this is a fact

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@ihateucali

1 year

@MuItimach You will play the game slower, you will use ability spam every gunfight

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@ihateucali

10 months

@coupdegrace_co theres some painful irony in wearing a raf consumed shirt with chrome jeans thats being completely lost

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@ihateucali

5 months

why is this getting attention this is the laziest joke ive ever made

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@ihateucali

5 months

@DefGoldbloom Depends on the artist he’s working with, I think if the artist lets him be more creative he’s #1 rn. Haram and Voir Dire have some of his best beats ever

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Cali

@ihateucali

7 months

@ritzzcar wait so youre telling me we got one Joe stream and thats it

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Cali

@ihateucali

2 years

@verypalehipster lil yachty constantly experimenting like this is why he will keep winning as an artist

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Cali

@ihateucali

19 days

. @petzuha why are you smiling…

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@ihateucali

2 months

@jfakelean 5’10

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@ihateucali

3 years

@QuietRezo @Bungie @DestinyTheGame @rDESTNYCREATION @DestinyComArt This is by far the highest quality fan made exotic ive ever seen, this is amazing

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Cali

@ihateucali

5 months

this was done out of pure boredom and curiosity don't take this as like legit loadout advice

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Cali

@ihateucali

4 months

Shader Icons in 2025

Destiny Bulletin

@DestinyBulletn

4 months

NEW: Shader icon layout update coming in The Final Shape.

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Cali

@ihateucali

5 months

@AlpacaParkour literally, mountaintop will do plenty crowd control, great single target damage, and rocket jump. it clears tusk

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Cali

@ihateucali

29 days

Finally got to see JPEGMAFIA my fav artist of all time live after nearly 6 years. Incredible show 10/10

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@ihateucali

6 months

@frogforest Why did he have to share that info

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Cali

@ihateucali

10 months

@Schaffrillas idk how many many he made what we do in the shadows i have left

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Cali

@ihateucali

3 months

raid is very good

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@ihateucali

6 months

@kimoisuki @D_Kumii nuh uh

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@ihateucali

5 years

@drago_young @YourMusicWhore good music

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@ihateucali

3 months

you guys will never fucking guess who this is referring to

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Cali

@ihateucali

10 months

woke up in the middle of the night to the funniest shit ive seen on this app in months

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Cali

@ihateucali

3 months

@gammaknight5 actually more engaging than doing gos

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Cali

@ihateucali

6 months

I need Mike to activate like a sleeper agent mid fight and bite Jake’s ear off

Mike Tyson

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6 months

‘It’s day 1…the fun has just begun’

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@ihateucali

5 months

@justaddwatter can we add to please for the love of god do not put any weapon suffix like adept at the end

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@ihateucali

5 months

shoutout to @worriy_ for shooting grenade launchers into a cave with me for 2 hours and @justaddwatter for putting up with our insane ramblings

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@ihateucali

3 years

@Nore_MCC ok what the fuck

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@ihateucali

1 month

@Wingmeals The woman she fought is a bio woman with a 9-5 record, this italian girl just sucks 😭

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@ihateucali

1 year

@twinkophrenia This genuinely feels like grooming more than anything they call out as grooming

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@ihateucali

5 months

#BURGERDOWN

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@ihateucali

1 month

Every exposed e celebrity comes back as a right grifter like clockwork

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@WashYourCrack Good one she/her. The internet will never fix your real threat… depression.

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Cali

@ihateucali

9 months

yo @ReminisceJB it was insane meeting you, alot shorter than i imagined tho

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@ihateucali

15 days

@urndinand The necrochasm auto rifle

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@ihateucali

3 months

@EisArrow @MibbyGibby @Balam_GF13 @ShitpostRock wow its almost as if they said this would happen

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@ihateucali

2 years

@InfernoOmni Yes

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@ihateucali

10 months

@ssinyre Those cookies smack when you don’t have someone in your ear saying they’re ass

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@ihateucali

1 year

@ChudsOfTikTok It’s a burden we all have to collectively carry

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@ihateucali

5 months

@Mawss__ this typos make this so much funnier bc its death note

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@ihateucali

6 months

the reason I'm posting this now is because she's trying to rebrand to separate herself from her past actions and I want to try and make sure she can't ever do this again. She changed her bungie name along with having a new account on here

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@ihateucali

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@ihateucali

5 years

OK TABBY🔥 @verypalehipster

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@ihateucali

6 months

@justaddwatter surprise: into the light is actually just the book of sorrows 2 and only byf gets access

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@ihateucali

1 year

@LightDefendr448 @ReminisceJB finally a lowman clip i can get behind

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Cali

@ihateucali

1 month

rage baiting and interaction farming is not a healthy way to cope, please seek a therapist you need it

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@ihateucali

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@MacticsG1

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Cali

@ihateucali

4 months

@LowmanLegnd8573 2 rhulks makes damage more fun, the getting to damage part still sucks

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Cali

@ihateucali

19 days

Thank you everyone who went to GCX for such an amazing weekend. From the group of my close friends I stayed with to people I met this weekend, you all made this so special ❤️

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Cali

@ihateucali

2 months

@vexstings @fentanyl viper def can be excused as he genuinely didn’t know esp since he just thought it was a vet piece and viper is a hella niche person to know about. ian is a whole predator and it’s been well known for years.

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Cali

@ihateucali

2 years

call me microplastics the way im inside every inch of her

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@ihateucali

4 years

@cardizando @flossybarbie1 @chartdata @DojaCat the Bill Cosby of rap

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Cali

@ihateucali

6 months

I wanted to share this to bring more light to her behavior as I'm afraid that with new alias's both on destiny and other platforms, she will continue this with future victims.

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@ihateucali

6 months

@ITzAk_12 pov: into the light

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Cali

@ihateucali

6 months

1: I ended off my friendship with smug in mid-October of last year after she was incredibly rude and condescending to my girlfriend, furthermore I had suspicions of her having ulterior motives about things she would say to me. I still kept in contact but it was minimal.

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@ihateucali

4 months

People getting excited over better devils

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@ihateucali

5 months

@henryta81062992 yes

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@ihateucali

5 months

@ChuyfromTerra just dropped: new god roll alert

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@ihateucali

5 months

@numetal_moment arguably the best bass player of all time

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@ihateucali

2 months

posting for no reason whatsoever

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@ihateucali

17 days

Hey! this is insane

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@rosoddle @blucorsa Gender actually does affect friendships Rosie, this is why guys tend to have more guy friends than girls vice versa, and that’s just a fact you can’t deny 🤷‍♀️ Doesn’t help to quote tweet on a priv account either but idc I deleted OP because this got taken out of context

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