love people who know that someone has a medical sensitivity to screen and so they specifically choose to go weapons with screen. Why do you care about sendou points that much, go fuck yourself, this is an actual issue now
"i will see six in court" is a horrendous sentence, he's either lying out his ass and hoping people will take the threat of legal action seriously enough to stop talking about it or is making an absolutely horrible decision on his end that will end with him in jail
My mom died this morning.
She’s been sick and in pain for several years, and I’m glad she’s at peace. We were super close but seeing her in the last part of her life was heartbreaking. I’ve already grieved several times over. She’s better now.
It gives me something to play for.
My guess is she doesn’t know but it feels weird that Mellana is collaborating with and telling people to follow the most virulent transphobe in the community
honestly this community is so frustrating in that, instead of having an actual conversation about screen, 1 idiot sends death threats so now it’s a big deal and 500 people need to make the same tweet about how death threats are bad and any actual screen discussion is drowned out
@GUSplatoon
on mincemeat, if you squid surge on the wall in mid, you will probably die, which is good, because that’s 5 seconds where you don’t have to play that fucking map
@melon_lite_
Six wants a restraining order. In order to contest this, he has to go to court. “I’ll see you in court” is a perfect normal sentence to say to someone who has just accused you of rape when you want to contest that accusation
Shout out to all my backline mains who call out flanks just to be ignored <3 I love watching you all run from a ttek for 30 seconds while the rest of us have fun
95% of the splatoon community does not actually care about mental illness or neurodivergence, and the moment people with them become “unsexy” instead of easy to passively support, people will attack instead of actively supporting and helping them
Last month's votings with people below 60% (new criteria starting next month) marked as yellow.
If you want to get some points for the leaderboard I'm hosting PICNIC 3 tomorrow.
Okay for my media class I have to summarize the first thirty posts that show up on one of my social media feeds
Yeah how the fuck do I describe this one
@Anarchy_Bay
Yeah everyone’s getting so worked up over a little quirk?? Like damn the artist didn’t even make it a big deal but everyone’s treating it like they’re complaining or smth. I mean when I saw the comic I thought it was really relatable cuz I deal with the same thing
this community would not survive a second in any other esport. You see CS2 and R6 players telling each other they’re shit and should be dropped regularly, then you see a tiny amount of trash talk in splatoon and everyone goes all Real Housewives. It ain’t that serious lol
@melon_lite_
After being served a temporary restraining order the recipient can go to court in order to contest it. They don’t have to, in which case it will be automatically made permanent, but if they disagree with it obv they should contest
@KyochaNDxD
I think people get used to throwing a fizzy before fights which eats up 60% of ink or something, honestly if they were more disciplined with bomb spam they’d like vmachine more
so is it just gonna be every couple weeks now that the best teams in area cup run something like this and still every team recruitment post will be like “looking for decav/squeezer/range blaster”
@Volty_carbone
@Liotos_
Nobody cares that you’re dedicated to the game, but 16 hours a day is really really unhealthy especially when you say you’ve noticed side effects and health issues!! I don’t know you at all but if someone I was close to said this I’d legitimately stage an intervention
@iieha_
“A team followed the laid out rules of the tournament! I’m gonna passive aggressively diminish their accomplishment instead of requesting that the rules be changed”
@CrestofGautier
I’ve seen so many online tweets/videos before saying to stfu if you are accused of a crime and let it be settled in court. I honestly expected better from people my age
You guys ever see your friends/mutuals hanging out with someone who’s wronged you, and it makes you uncomfortable and you wanna say something? But ofc you don’t because that would be awkward?
@DARK_VOIID_
@akamechimken
I’ve talked to Enrage and they’ve said it’s more than just one member, and notably you were not one of the members they mentioned
Curious how many of these teams do y’all remember:
Penumbra
Kairos
Pure Inksanity
On the Bounce
Haikara Memento
InC Yami
Evolution
Hanran
Koopa Clan
German Hawks
C-
Altaira
Elbow Drops and Peanut Pops
JOUZU
TakeOver!
Xerox
If you think any of these are from S3, you’re too young
Hot fucking take: Stop putting Haggle and Ramen SZ in maplists. Marlin and Lemuria, while flawed maps, have far more interesting holds and retakes than the stall heavy gameplay of the former two
the life cycle of a new div 4 team
> 4 players from old teams announce new team
> “cracked” “+3 easy” “will win sos”
> play like two tournaments
> lose to some team who went 2-3 in div 6
> disband
> repeat
@TristanSnipes
@NotThePhucker
Jeffery Epstein; American businessman convicted of sex trafficking minors. Basically the meme is saying that the game communities listed are continuing pedophilia
Less than 2 months ago, I was denied a tryout for a team due to lack of experience. Yesterday, I placed higher than them in the SAC finals and we are on the road to being unquestionably stronger. LET’S. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it is funny how the community always rails on Splatsafety for not doing enough to deter abuse and then immediately supports someone who’s repeatedly promoted abusers for community member of the year
@Olivia__squib
Any meta where you’re required to clear a large amount of high HP utility before pushing is an obscenely boring meta. This isn’t just for splatoon, this applies to every esport (OW double shield, R6 30s meta). It’s not fun to play or to watch
Like yeah no shit death threats are wrong, but anyone who sees that tweet a) already knows that or b) won’t be deterred anyway. So now everyone is fishing for their precious 5 likes from their internet slacktivism. That’s more frustrating than the fact threats were sent imo
Since groups are out, here, officially, is our Riptide team, You Will Bee Terminated* 🐝!
@floopz52
holds W
@bikutini93
also holds W
@ihasmagyk
completely talentless
@SplatFufu
actually has talent (artist)
@KrakenMare77
illegally forced us to change our name <3
Ngl a rough couple weeks for me. Releasing a frivolous doc trying to claim I’m a bad person right after my mom died is certainly… a move. My mental’s just kinda shattered. Might take a break from splatoon or might not. Will depend how I’m feeling. DM if y’all wanna play ever
Here are the most weapon comps used by the top 16 teams from the last two AREA CUPs, held after the recent weapon update. 🦑🐙
The new season meta is finally revealed! 🚀
#AREACUP
Everyone in the quotes and replies saying “rare FM W” bro I have NEVER seen this work. Not once. I’ve never seen someone get yelled at then play better the rest of the set.
Got suggested to +3 by
@Sqweeeg
. Thank you to him, I think I’ve proven myself more than capable of playing at this level. I appreciate any vouches and upvotes ❤️
begging that someone else runs weeklies instead of the shoal I’m literally tired of not being able to play cuz I think abuse shouldn’t be allowed in this community
Fun fact: Only two teams made the playoffs in Season 14 of LUTI and then went down a division in Season 15 (this season)
Triggerfish Zones Supremacy [2–>3]
Wave Snatchers [5–>6]
Both teams have also started the current season 2-0
so I’m not really sure why this doc was made and I shouldn’t even respond to it because 1. there’s a lot of straight lies 2. there’s a lot of unrealistic conclusions 3. there’s an ounce of ableism but literally if you look at the doc, my intentions are good for basically everyone
I’ve joined Wave Snatchers as a frontline/support. Felt absolutely incredible playing with them in tryouts, lots of hidden and old talent. Excited to be able to showcase my abilities once more.
@drinknaclo
@MalachiSaona
@Inkneicey7
I know that it’ll never happen, but it’d nice if people could not seemingly rely on big orgs to run tourneys. Shoal has literal abusive people on staff and IPL seems to always have a problem. There’s so many good small TOs, but we always default to the big ones which sucks