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@iguessitsbrett

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put a pinch of sage in your boots and all day long a spicy scent is your reward

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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
HUGE freedom convoy in downtown Saskatoon today. I counted at LEAST 16 cars, mostly with one person in them. Can’t stop this movement when it has that kinda momentum.
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
saw a tweet about amanda peet and lemme remind you that saving silverman is a nearly perfect movie
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brett, a person
3 years
shoutout to the convoy for giving any PPC candidates an opportunity to finally go to ottawa
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
pierre poilievre looks like a guy who chooses a well done steak sandwich and a small glass of jackson triggs at boston pizza for his birthday dinner and then tips the server 7% after telling her she looks so mature for 20.
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
happy @markfriesen08 loses an election again day to all those who celebrate
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
1 year
now all the dudes with fuck trudeau stickers might have a shot
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
“we've heard your calls, we've read your DM's, we're aware that we haven't played our beloved Saskatoon in way too long... SO, we've decided rather than playing another 1000 person show we'd make things a little more intimate at the suing our accuser for $782,000”
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
legit sask twitter is like… just an empath girl, living in a gormley world
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
i miss travelling but mostly i miss the very specific ecstasy of having an expensive beer post security after you’ve identified where your gate is
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
person i thought was cool is anti vax and pro bombargo and damn that’s weird
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
@Devin_Heroux ok but you’re also taking advantage of the great alcohol selection there, right? just buy one of these and live the dream
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brett, a person
3 years
they honked randomly and seemed a little bit confused and the lead car was definitely just a 16 year old dude things are going great for the patriots
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
a lot of dudes who don’t believe the clitoris exists were at TCU tonight
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brett, a person
3 years
i bet there was a kijiji ad like “LOOKING FOR A LAWYER AND/OR SYMPATHETIC WITNESSES, BABES ONLY”
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
lol i saw the freedom business list most of them don’t fall under the new rules and like 5 in saskatoon were one lady’s various bad photography and makeup businesses.
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
i’m having a boh gin at a pub and the main anti-mask, anti-vax guy in the province is in a hospital bed prob being fed oxygen yay freedom
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
let’s be honest the divorce of circle k and subway has affected me more than the divorce of my parents
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
the good news, @MarkFriesen08 , is that you just need to get every person that voted for you to donate $1 and then you’ll be like 5% of your way to paying your tickets
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
tonight at coors event centre *that band* will absolutely play a cover of just a friend by biz markie and the lead singer will point to the roof like he knew him and you’re right it’ll be the whitest thing in 2021 and we had the PPC
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
not even at all surprised that a bunch of dudes who own pickup trucks think that’s what “trucker” means
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
bombargo like “hey they stopped talking briefly about us being shit but my rich boomer dad who doesn’t understand how the internet works and sells houses/used cars told me no press is bad press and i think that sounds ok to me so let’s just go for it”
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
see sask is fun because there is quite literally not a cloud in the sky from horizon to horizon and we just got upgraded to a severe thunderstorm warning baby
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
hey y’all hot tip - typically the first snowfall that sticks results in downtown becoming a ghost town for a week or two. so this weekend consider popping by your fav restaurant or bar or getting some takeout! they definitely need it.
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
this photo of me exists and i can’t keep pretending it doesn’t
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brett, a person
3 years
hahahaha like look at this shit, @markfriesen08 . did you pay a tenth grader $50 in amazon gift cards to design this shit? literally nobody rolling down idylwyld going 90 will retain any of this. you absolute loser goof.
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brett, a person
3 years
everyone needs to spend 3 months in the service industry and 3 months in retail if countries can mandate military service we can do this.
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
if i win the lottery ever i’ll host a saskatoon twitter party and it’ll be even more awkward than you would expect by design
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
@JessieVirginia8 @iluvsmooches ok not about to just blindly act like a sheep, i think you’re being really unfair - i personally trust the extensive medical research done by duct guys
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
best venue has been working on becoming better best venue
@AmigosSK
Amigos Cantina
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brett, a person
3 years
smokes coming in 2nd for planet s best poutine is a almost greater indication of how awful people are in this province than the buffalo party
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
The reason I always make fun of @MarkFriesen08 ’s failure as a politician is cause one time compared me to Hitler cause I said nobody voted for him because the things he said were stupid. And then weird right wing people always jump to his defense - guys i’m not wrong.
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
out here just crossing fingers and toes in saskatoon-west
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
there’s just something about the combination of making your servers and bar staff dress in formal wear but also having laminated menus that’s unsettling
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
look i’ve made a lot of bombargo jokes here and like we all know the music is bad but did you know that also everything else is, like, really bad?
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
1 year
pedal pub went by and they were loudly playing the rascal flats version of life is a highway and that was my final straw of any positive thoughts about the saskatoon pedal pubs
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
legit forget which side of the vaccine/mask debate you’re on, our fucking health minister hasn’t seen any modelling data - like he’s responsible for health and is just not looking at any info. what the fuck, dude
@MickeyDjuric
Mickey Djuric
3 years
Sask's Health Minister Paul Merriman: "I haven't seen any modelling data as of lately." Saskatchewan continues to have the highest test-positivity rate in the country, at 9.8%, with Canada's national average at 3.9%, latest Health Canada data shows. #covid19sk #skpoli
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
me, hosting karaoke, forgetting that @LauraJaneGrace is playing across the street
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
damn anti-vax folks are against big pharma but they’re stealing all the livestock drugs meant for small farmas
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
controversial opinion but i actually agree that the biggest problem with downtown is parking. we should absolutely replace some parking on certain blocks with a purely pedestrian setup cause ashley and mike from brighton ain’t so house poor to not afford a paid lot past 6pm
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
lol @markfriesen08 getting dunked on by a judge and the electorate in the same month
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brett, a person
3 years
a group of adult women were BAFFLED that they got asked to finish up 30 mins after they paid and 15 minutes after the bright lights went up and the music turned off… how have you even survived this long?
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brett, a person
3 years
“hey brett how do you feel in saskatoon tonight knowing the PPC ain’t even gotten one seat and max is in town and has to hang around with a bunch of smelly dudes in a hotel?”
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brett, a person
3 years
i don’t even dislike las palapas but like i’m over people overrating the 3rd best place to get mexican food and 11th best place to get a margarita in saskatoon
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
walked by three middle aged women crowding around a guy downtown in a wheelchair with SA/MH issues and maybe snapped a little bit and called them out when i heard the one ask “do you have jesus in your heart”. maybe isn’t polite to publicly yell at jesus karens but i did
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
mark is absolutely losing it today i just know it he’s really missing his 30k bot followers today
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brett, a person
3 years
take me down to the gasoline city where the grass is brown and the trees are brown and the food is brown and the life is brown and the trucks are brown and my life is brown and that was also the night that the skeletons came to life
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brett, a person
3 years
i wouldn’t trust antibiotics made by big pharma to battle necrotizing pneumonia, prob should just take zinc and horse pills and eat well
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
so the circle k on 25th street apparently removed the subway and it’s the end of era and i won’t soon recover from this.
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brett, a person
3 years
“we invited mark friesen to the in-person debate but he demanded to zoom in from the passenger seat of his truck in the olive garden parking lot”
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brett, a person
3 years
wait does this mean they’ll have to provide to the court disclosure documents about how much money they pay for venues to host them and how much they pay to be on the radio and how much they pay to be on random spotify playlists for artists who have never heard of them
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
happy international women’s day i’m gonna shut the fuck up today
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
lol @markfriesen08 legit decided it was a good idea to put on a billboard a picture with the same energy of a sweaty incel at a taylor swift meet and greet.
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brett, a person
3 years
the rally in regina had furries ok
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brett, a person
3 years
weed people acting like it’s a magical cure all and trying to talk to you about all the strains like slow down snob marley
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brett, a person
3 years
hey @markfriesen08 remember when you frantically posted this poll hahahaha
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brett, a person
3 years
uncle for 4 hours and i would do anything for that little piece of shit
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brett, a person
3 years
when @kcath23 provides you with a potential new profile pic
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brett, a person
3 years
“had to circle the block 12 times to get a spot within 50ft of taverna, the fanciest restaurant we’ve been to. and then an unwashed other had the AUDACITY to ask me and ashley and jaycen and aishleigh for money, i felt so unsafe”
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brett, a person
2 years
last night a guy i was cutting off called me a cuck beta and then made weird sounds to i guess intimidate me? and lemme tell you i’ve never met someone i’ve been more sure only lost their virginity at 35
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brett, a person
3 years
born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the universe. born just in time for the spicy dill pickle chip revolution
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brett, a person
3 years
ok hypothetically what if parlor started doing karaoke one sunday per month starting this month? would that be fun? … it ain’t hypothetical @_method_madness and i are doin it, nerds
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brett, a person
2 years
i need a costco hot dog or i’ll die
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
hitting the snooze button 14 times in a row because i’m tired of woke culture
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
if i won the lottery i would absolutely be just another white guy who started a distillery
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
i’ve always wondered if i’ll run into mark at like a bar or something and then i remembered i don’t hang out at bugsys or the coachman
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brett, a person
3 years
this was in the apartment building lobby this morning. unopened and unholy.
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brett, a person
2 years
starting a new job tomorrow so meal prepping (ordering a dinner for 4 combo to eat over the next 3 days)
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brett, a person
3 years
got a grocery store rotisserie chicken and a bottle of wine i’m unstoppable
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
i don’t want to delete facebook cause sometimes i like to embrace chaos and read the comment sections of starphoenix articles
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
today i sun screened with my shirt on and then hung out in knee deep water in the river with my shirt off for 4 hours because i believe in the burn balancing out the farmer tan and somehow i’m this stupid and still know that i needed to be vaccinated.
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brett, a person
3 years
work summer event coming up in two weeks and it’s a secret event and now i’m paranoid we’re gonna be on the stupid pedal pub. i wish those people had just joined an MLM like normal
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brett, a person
3 years
if a glass breaks in a bar or restaurant and you yell “opa!” you should probably wander into the forest and get eaten by a bear
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brett, a person
2 years
every 2 months a dude comes in and the whole bar can smell his cologne and i bet that’s what andrew tate tells his followers to do
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
just walked by coyote ugly at new york new york and there’s girls dancing on the bar to last resort by papa roach and anyway what a dream and a nightmare vegas is
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brett, a person
3 years
we made craft valentines cards at work
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brett, a person
3 years
my new years resolution is to finally buy a new thing of vicks vaporub instead of continuing to use the one that expired in 2015
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brett, a person
3 years
just the absolute amazing audacity of the rich white kids to further crater their bad band by streisand-effecting their shittiness.
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brett, a person
3 years
ok ok ok let’s be honest i’ve watched that wide shot of the PPC room at the hotel enough times that i can’t decide whether it smells more like darts or axe body spray
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
shout out to the group of weird 20 year olds at the pub who referred to charging $9 for a guinness “robbery”
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
somewhere in saskatoon there’s a graphic designer who iterated and compromised and iterated for the client until they finalized the most cringe awful car wrap that’s ever existed and i want to hear their story
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brett, a person
3 years
i think i have gluten intolerance i ate two loaves of bread for lunch and now i feel gross
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brett, a person
3 years
y’all are dumb i’m excited for saskatchewan to turn into a lawless pirate wasteland
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brett, a person
3 years
really excited about the freedom airline and the dudes from elbow realizing the real cost of private travel vs. their once every two years sunwing all-inclusive package
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brett, a person
3 years
I think after all this I won’t be welcome at any bombargo shows so like damn i guess i officially missed all the bombargo shows.
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brett, a person
2 years
i’m a simple man with simple pleasures. i see thunderstorms on the forecast and i start visibly shaking with excitement
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
I didn’t really think the day would come where I would have to say this. But I believe in accountability, transparency, and growth. And I have to come clean about the truth, and hope you can still support me even though it’s hard to admit this. tonight i make-a da cocktails
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brett, a person
3 years
nobody tell the facebook boomers that most people didn’t like the band or the dudes in the band before this anyway
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brett, a person
3 years
pitching a reality show set at the 2nd ave 711
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
what am i gonna do without twitter i have so many memories like when that guy got mad when i pointed out sailor dan sucked and that time that guy got mad that i made fun of his dad’s mattress companies’ shitty signage and like that time that guy got mad when i said he loses elect
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
i’m going to canadian tire and PRAYING there’s a hockey team selling burgers
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
uh oh mark screenshotted one of my tweets again but didn’t unblock me
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
anyone else drive by tim hortons and fondly remember when they had good sandwiches
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
jesus have the @CPC_HQ done such a bad job of their last few leaders. limp men. then @PierrePoilievre is leading the race but has the vibe of a guy who tries to sell you a fancy leather couch at the brick so he can get tricked into buying fake coke that night
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brett, a person
3 years
damn, missed the bombargo show
@MickeyDjuric
Mickey Djuric
3 years
So the PPC actually planned 2 rallies: 1 inside the Saskatoon Inn and 1 outside the hotel, + left it up to people to decide which one to go to. Here’s a current snapshot of the two. PPC Leader Bernier arrived to the one inside. Note: inside room is 2x as big #cdnpoli #Elxn44
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brett, a person
2 years
one day i’ll pay a DJ $300 in a club to play a non remix version of fast car by tracy chapman and it wont even kill the vibe know this in my heart.
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brett, a person
3 years
lol when did i get 1700 followers why are any of you here is it the hallmark movies cause BUCKLE UP countdown to christmas starts tonight
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
once every six month tweet to remind that there’s a reason jagged little pill is in the top 20 bestselling worldwide albums of all time it’s fucking great
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
2 years
reminder that watching and rewatching the good place is the best option for an ongoing existential crisis
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
quit your job and become an activist against factory farming you’ll struggle to make ends meet while struggling to make meats end.
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@iguessitsbrett
brett, a person
3 years
yeah so “enjoys eating dill pickle spitz on his patio during a thunderstorm” is a very niche trait but i guarantee y’all would swipe right on that tinder
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