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IFlySausages

@iflysausages

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Ex NFG Red, Team Sync Black and Team Sync Blue Top 12 VCT MY/SG 2023 Split 2, Streamer Playing for -

Joined January 2022
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@iflysausages
IFlySausages
6 months
@rb_7010 @ggBleed @crazyguyfps @EgoistVAL he wants to retire and focus on uni
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@iflysausages
IFlySausages
1 year
Callais Stella has allowed me to explore other options so why not give it a shot. Rank: Immo2 Roles: Flex, can IGL Teams: NFG Red, Levian Black, Team Sync Black, Team Sync Blue. Hardworking and hungry to improve, Played in VCT and tourneys b4 RTs and vouches appreciated!
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@iflysausages
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2 years
SG people are either super kind right, or super fucked up, no in between one. Playing with Malaysians and seeing how humble they are made me love Malaysians more <3
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@iflysausages
IFlySausages
2 years
LF>gf Playing for @levianesports Single Chinese 170cm Willing to relocate! Committed and hardworking Can comms well Can become a dinosaur Can cook and do chores Part time teddy bear Pls dm me for more details RTs and likes are appreciated
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@iflysausages
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2 years
Team Sync has allowed me to explore other options so why not give it a shot Rank: Immo2 Roles: Flex, can IGL Teams: Levian Black, Team Sync Black Hardworking and hungry to improve, can be waterboy too! Played in VCT and tourneys b4 RTs and vouches appreciated :>
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@iflysausages
IFlySausages
2 years
if you have any plans to come to singapore @sonderx_x I can be your tour guide, I can give you an aerial view of Singapore in my private helicopter but if you're afraid, I could just buy the tour bus or give you a ride in my lambo cause I'm that rich. Guys pls vouch thanks :<
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@iflysausages
IFlySausages
2 years
Bro if you're in a team that is non paid/non contracted, at least have the fucking responsibility to tell people if you don't want to play anymore, instead u go behind the organisation's back and scrim with another team before informing your own. Dare to lie to both teams also.
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@iflysausages
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1 year
Yay :D
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1 year
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@iflysausages
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2 years
Stepping down from Team Sync Read:
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1 year
IFlyPenguins
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@iflysausages
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1 year
I'm so grateful to all of you. Thank you for always making me feel like I belong, I've had my rough days but I'll always stay strong and survive all of them, and step by step I will grow into the best me that I could ever become for my future, my family and for me.
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1 year
If people leave you, let them. People don't abandon the people they love, they abandon the people they're using.
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@iflysausages
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2 years
Girls that play valorant are just not it man, like what's so attractive about girls who game? Whats your number, what's your address, what's your ideal date, what's your favourite flower, what's your favourite valo skin?
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@iflysausages
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4 months
sponsor? :o
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@iflysausages
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1 year
If you love someone, why hurt them?
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@iflysausages
IFlySausages
2 years
Why do ppl cheat? Is it really that fun to fuck around behind your partner who tries to give you everything? I sacrificed so much of my fucking time just to find out you cheated on me. You're legit a fucking L eh istg, fking loser.
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1 year
W Son no?
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@iflysausages
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1 year
I don't get it. If your partner toxic, they don't want to change and you yourself know that. Why still commit to the relationship 3 months after, like an idiot complaining everyday that your partner is toxic LOL
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@iflysausages
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11 months
Let the dead man rest bro holy fuck 😭
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@iflysausages
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2 years
my mother in hospital and my dog pregnant , my auntie's ah ma shotgun and ah gong run away. My helicopter crash and my father is stuck in Hong Kong after buying milk cause he no money fly back to SG. My goldfish also got injured while walking. Can lend $10000? I will return 🤡
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@iflysausages
IFlySausages
2 years
And with that, our run ends and I'll be temporarily leaving @__TeamSync__ . One of the best teams and rosters I've played in, and I enjoyed every single moment with you guys. Thank you for the memories 💙
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2 years
Why do people get salty, as if they did the right thing to begin with? Knowing you are cheating is one thing, but to bring it up on twitter and calling other people a "mickey mouse team" just because you got dqed is not it man -.-
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@iflysausages
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1 year
WHY ARE YOU SO SHARP @GodspeedxD ??? @ggBleed SIGN THIS GUY TO PLAY FOR UR ROSTER MAN
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@iflysausages
IFlySausages
7 months
BO3 chokers o welp. Thanks for the opportunity to play w u guys @yongiisme @snowishval @1nzl_ @Gunless2k . Time to serve the nation 🥲
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@iflysausages
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2 years
My status as of now Read:
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@iflysausages
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2 years
Petition for @RedKohVAL to change his smurfs name to LVR BlueKoh
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@iflysausages
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1 year
Abit late but LOL
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@iflysausages
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2 years
Sigh of relief Read:
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@iflysausages
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1 year
The truth about thetalldude Read:
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@iflysausages
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2 years
Bro she's so fucking cute. Her voice her giggles her EVERYTHING.
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@iflysausages
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2 years
If you guys ever need motivation. Know that while you're working your ass off, perfecting your art, people are wasting their time hating on you LUL. Keep grinding and working hard my boys and girls. Prove to everyone your worth ❤️
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1 year
Can I be frank with you guys, despite all the drama, you can shit on our team and all, but we don't care. Before going into VCL and the codenowstudios tournaments, I'll be honest and say that this team was lost, with no sense of direction and not knowing what to do whatsoever.
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1 year
Octopus Buff
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@iflysausages
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2 years
I am beyond devastated. Sonder has a boyfriend. What is the point of life anymore?
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@iflysausages
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2 years
I didn't know sonder was an 04 baby maybe we're just meant to be tgt
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@iflysausages
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11 months
To the people struggling out there. It's okay to take a break sometimes, but it's not okay to give up. Tough times don't last, tough people do. Stay strong ppl :D
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@iflysausages
IFlySausages
1 year
Can't believe some people are flexing their rank after being boosted HAHA
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@iflysausages
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1 year
Ships don't sink because of the water around them. Ships sink because of the water that gets in them. Don't let what's happening around you get inside you and bring you down.
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@iflysausages
IFlySausages
1 year
All good things eventually will come to an end as I am retiring to become a professional chess player in singapore chess club
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Team Sync
1 year
TS Blue Roster Announcement : @TS_TheTallDude_ @syekol_ @yongiisme @alstonixVLRT @1nzl_ Sub @snowishval Coach @Gunless2k With a heavy heart, we'd like to announce the departure of @iflysausages . Thank you for your contribution & effort competing alongside with Team Sync.
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@iflysausages
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2 years
@ZenoVLR please explain what in the brokenwinz is this
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@iflysausages
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1 year
Meow
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1 year
Lizards go ribbit @baldingkneecaps
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1 year
IM FEELING LONEELLYYY. OH I WISH ID FIND A LOVER THAT COULD HOLD MEEEEE. NOW IM CRYING IN MY ROOM
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@iflysausages
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1 year
Oi @ZenoVLR like idol material or what 😍
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@iflysausages
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2 years
I am happy to announce that I have officially joined @__TeamSync__ as their full time clown, to a bright future ahead :)
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@iflysausages
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2 years
Why everyone in SG starting to play chess HAHA TIME TO START CHESS FOR VALO PLAYERS ONLY?
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2 years
Sometimes i wonder what is going on in my brain
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2 years
My side of the story against Cinder. Read:
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2 years
To the rest of the roster, I hope you succeed. To the two bitches that can't do their job properly and just run off with no warning, I hope your team collapses, or they turn their backs on you one day.🤡
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1 year
PHASE 2 BABY LET'S GO
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2 years
"Maybe it's just me, but I wonder what it's like to really have someone fall for you. I mean really in love with you. Not just because they think you're attractive but to be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you laugh, the way you talk, the way you exist."
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1 year
Super proud of the girls and thank you for trusting me even though im a poopoo coach, a lot of room for improvement and much more grinding to come :D. Congrats on top 18 :> @cherzinga @TheCombatBaby @taropearlss @nattywongx @alexiswoozy
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2 years
Will I ever be important to someone? I'm not even important to myself HAHA
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1 year
The only gf I get is getting fucked constantly over and over agn...
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@iflysausages
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2 years
Reasons why I wake up everyday 🥺
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2 years
@KFC_ES @CarlosR No fucking way KFC
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2 years
What's the point of apologising if you're gonna do it again. Words don't mean jackshit if you're not gonna learn... Can't people just learn? Or they need to be slapped in the face then they can learn -.-
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1 year
Post trip depression 🥲
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1 year
@Callais_Esports Stella is like a family. @TheCombatBaby is the protective mother, @alexiswoozy is the chill kid that does her homework, and @cherzinga and @nattywongx is like the twin sisters that always run around singing tiktok songs tgt and make their mother chase aft them 🤣
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2 years
It's not been easy. Read:
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1 year
Sometimes being alone is better than having many friends, people are just fucking weird LOL
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2 years
I know it isn't much but, after being so down bad in tourneys, I bounced back and finally had a stretch of decent games today, it really lifted my mental up so much. Ggs to the teams we played against, was an honour to play against you. Hopefully I'll be the same me tmr :>
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@iflysausages
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2 years
Me and @DominiK_0372 are starting an org called Clown Esports where the players and management are full of clowns, anyone interested?
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1 year
SG I AM IN YOU. any sg friends wanna meet and show me around I'm a tourist
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2 years
i love banana bread. if my future wife knows how to make it i will gluck gluck helicopter 9000 her every fucking day no joke.
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IFlySausages
1 year
I see how it is. You really fucked in the head. I'm a harder worker than you anyway🤷🏻‍♂️
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1 year
Some people just don't appreciate you, so don't bother wasting your efforts into helping them if they don't want to be helped. Let them learn it the hard way since they want to be so stubborn.
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1 year
Some people break down under pressure, and some people rise up to the occasion during those moments. Are you going to be the one who shines? Or the one who falls? You make the decision.
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2 years
L man. Today 16 hrs, yesterday 12 hrs, the previous day 14 hrs of valorant straight, just to get chat banned(not me using the acc) and miss minimum rank deadline for my team. I tried my best ah I guess.
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1 year
No matter how easy or hard your bracket is, we are proud and put in fucking 40 hrs a week, for the past 2 weeks, a newly formed team to beat immo3 teams that have been practicing for a while, so it is equally as hard as your brackets... @BrokenWinz don't argue anym pls
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1 year
Life going downhill and everything's burning down. I only have a bucket of water so I'll just let it burn I guess :'). Hopefully it takes me away too
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@iflysausages
IFlySausages
2 years
Guys I'm gonna go on tinder wish me the best
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@iflysausages
IFlySausages
1 year
Hey, it's ok to be vulnerable, it's okay to feel down, it's ok to open up, it's ok to cry, it's ok to not be ok. I love you and I care about all of you guys, get some good rest in and wake up tmr to be a better version of yourself. Jiayous!
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2 years
The idea of "love" is so fucking stupid nowadays. Back then, there wasn't any social media or tiktok that could possibly hinder your relationship between you and your partner. It's so stupid that a small tiktok video could literally lead to one party overthinking 1/?
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1 year
Down bad on my mental health but, fuck it we ball :)
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2 years
Me: I fill Ely: I anything Me: I say I fill first so u go first, who u want Ely: anything Fucking dumbass @itsElyVal
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@iflysausages
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2 years
You know what sucks, giving advice to a couple in a relationship while you're single.........
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@iflysausages
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2 years
Me no understand. If two people calling each other immature and they both arguing then aren't both of them immature to argue with an immature person when they could be the mature one if they don't argue with an immature person?
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IFlySausages
2 years
My Twitter Interaction Circle Generate yours at ⠀
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2 years
HEHEHE CONGRATS ON ADVANCING @alexiswoozy @TheCombatBaby @cherzinga @nattywongx JIAYOUS FOR LTR
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1 year
So many fucked up people in this world.
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@iflysausages
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2 years
Who wants to be my kj alarmbot FUCK I'm so single man. I got no rizz I got no game I got no bitches I sit in my room and rot all day
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2 years
I feel so bad for the Malaysians cause the drama here in SG is sometimes classified under MYSG drama 🥲
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2 years
I do so much to please people but what do i get? Shitty memories to cry over.
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@iflysausages
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I want to be better, both as a person and in game, and I will do whatever it takes to get there.
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2 years
I hope its not cancer man it's so scary living in a family who has a history of cancer 🥲 getting it checked on soon :D
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1 year
Huge respect to people who drop their egos, and are willing to take in as much as possible.
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@iflysausages
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2 years
I've officially left @levianesports so thank you for all the experiences we've had together as a team, and despite having setbacks we pushed ourselves to the limits, I love you guys and I hope to see you again despite being teammates or enemies :D
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2 years
I like how sg valo scene got a lot of drama. Like it could be avoided and ignored but people decide to rev the engines and add oil to fire HAHA
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1 year
And when I said we could be friends guess I lied, I wanna say I wish that you never left, I wanna say without you everything’s wrong and you were everything I need all along, I wanna say I wish that you never left, oh but instead I only wish you the best.
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2 years
1000 dollars and I'll leak @Callais_Esports female roster (pls give me I need money)
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2 years
Due to heartbreak issues I have changed my pfp
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@iflysausages
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1 year
Life is too short. If you don't give 100% into everything you do, you won't be able to succeed. Kobe didn't have freak genetics like lebron and athleticism like Jordan. He worked, in prac in scrimmages in games even in shoot arounds he always gave his all. Yes he did have talents
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2 years
Guys for every like I will meow once for her
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1 year
To the people who have been through the darkest times, what made you pull through. I need advice please I really need it, can be in dms or comments I just need help
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@iflysausages
IFlySausages
2 years
Let's show him what we made of boys @__TeamSync__ 😈
@Coldan_
Coldan
2 years
My predictions: a: lvr, circus b: geegee, nexga c: xix, immortality d: superidol, uhrbtgjmny12 e: ndg, kizuna f: dva, yakiniku g: bhutia gang, chiz borger h ninjustice, zen alpha
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IFlySausages
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Looking for someone to adopt me Peak: 3 meows and 2 barks Role: dog, cat, dinosaur, chicken, monkey, duck, pig, cow, sheep, bird. Likes, RTs and vouches are appreciated.
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IFlySausages
2 years
I'm gonna poop my pants mom I'm scared
@__TeamSync__
Team Sync
2 years
Our Blue Roster will be playing in this tournament as practice so let us welcome them 👀 @alstonixVLRT (Captain) @iflysausages @syekol_ @yongiisme Snowish (doesn't have twitter) Good luck to the boys and we wish them all the best!
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1 year
I would say with my experience with him, even though his rep on twitter is dogshit, he is genuinely a very down to earth and hardworking guy, always open to taking criticism and improving on his game, hopefully he finds a home :D. Gl bro
@syekol_
syekol
1 year
LFT Former Team: Team Sync Blue Rank: Immortal 1 Roles: Sentinel (please take me in, I'm very hardworking :'> ) DMs are open Retweets and Likes are much appreciated ❤️♻️
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