@windmastersfan
their shizuns made them get so many boners that they ignored for years out of shame so their dicks kept growing and growing until they became heavenly pillars !! (REAL !!) (source: luo binghe’s sex study archives)
@beefdogcoffee
do i have anger issues?
are anger issues deadly?
treatments for anger issues?
will i die from my anger issues?
(he thinks anger issues is some sort of medical issue bcs someone once yelled it at him)
@xiehuaxi
i cant look at my water bottle the same what the FUCK i just put it up to my face,,, its the same size as my face,,, i put it infront of my stomach,,,,, chu wanning,,,, ur a strong soldier,, i wouldve cried n fainted
a queer novel isnt queer bcs *checks notes* the author and,,, audience arent queer…. hmmm, so if im reading say,,, a book about mythical creatures such as oh i dont know vampires,,, thats not a book abt vampires bcs,,, the author and audience arent vampires,,,
will never get how chu wanning looked at himself in the mirror and thought he was ugly like,,, You??? UGLY??? im so in awe like how did his insecurities even develop to a physical point i get the emotional ones but i’ll have 2 reread the book bcs i dont get it
#wangxian
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the days before winter aren’t quite cold but the nights tend to bring a sudden chill. wei ying usually prefers to keep the window open, feel the breeze while drinking to his heart’s content and listening to soft music—however it’s far too cold for that now.
yk what i hc? i hc that
#wangxian
Bicker. ikik its so obvious but it isnt rlly shown after ylz arc is it? lwj was so terrified of doing anything that could make wei ying leave again so he’d never dare to disagree or bicker, the most he would do would be a light hearted coax,,+
scara fans could say the most borderline downbad bullshit ever and scara would be like “hmm well, i suppose thats fine” this tiny man would agree to do anything if it satisfied his followers and made them worship him more
when i was at my lowest, crying on the floor,
#qijing
descended and appeared in front of me, they helped me get back my life together and saved me from eternal despair and agony, thanks to them i have since adopted 15 kids and saved 50,000+ people,, VOTE QIJING
when u find out ur moot is drop dead gorgeous like angel gorgeous like greek god gorgeous like a statue of the most beautiful person in the country gorgeous
#hualianfic
guys im gonna sleep but imagine a fic where hua chang starts a clothing line in like 1700-1800s and imagine him in 2023-4 owning a huge fashion corporation and designing pieces and stuff giggle giggle
@gremlinyibito
he does so many hair styles on wangji when he’s bored SO MANY ,,, twin braids mini braids HE MAKES HIS OWN BRAID DEISGNS,,, does twin buns and one big bun and tried out a high oony tail and —
i’d like to make a formal apology to xixi
@huskydisciple
for involving myself in a conversation that required me to take sides in do not hate u xixi is love you please dont cry and or block me i love u please im sorry
LAST DRAWING BEFORE THIS YEAR FCKING ENDS ALREADY! Here's some jiuyuan. Or. My favourite version of the ship name. SCUMCUM.
#jiuyuan
#scumcum
#SVSSS
#人渣反派自救系统