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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

6 months

My only regret is the people I’ve had to cut out of my life for the sake of my well-being. They did nothing wrong, I still have so much love for them. But I can’t be on the sidelines watching the people who hurt me enjoy time with the people I love.

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

“Are you ok?” My body’s check engine light has been on since I was 14 please don’t ask me that

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3 years

Pickles: you want me Me: I want you baby

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5 years

Here I am Tiny little bean When I get hungry I just scream @CuriousZelda

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2 years

I just want to slow dance in the kitchen and then get bent over the countertop is that too much to ask

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2 years

Wanna grab my throat and spit in my mouth but like, as friends?

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2 years

My mental health is just fine thanks

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

Put a towel down and normalize period sex you wimps

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1 year

The fact that sundress season is around the corner is the only thing holding me together

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

I DONT HAVE CANCER EVERYONE SAY YAY CLAIRE

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2 years

Little miss tattoos and daddy issues

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3 years

ⓘ this user wants to have some hot nasty disrespectful sex

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3 years

Kissing my neck turns on my sprinkler system

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3 years

We’re really all just not ok huh

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2 years

She’s a 7 but it’s her birthday

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

16 days

Yes I need it in all the colors

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@si_yonce

Discount Selena Gomez

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Should I bring back the merch

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

I’m too horny for my own good honestly

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

Gonna delete my dating apps and meet someone the old fashioned way by being traded to the man with the most goats

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

4 years

Monday’s suck, send your man a nude.

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messed up claire

2 years

Just constantly flirting with the urge to cut everyone off and start a completely new life somewhere

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@idontclairee_

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1 year

No babe I still think you’re cute it’s just the way you dry swallowed your antidepressants in the car threw me off a bit

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

When your physical and mental health are at an all time low, you take lewds. It’s gospel.

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

Watermelon sugar

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

Be kind to your veterinary staff A thread:

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

Tell me I’m cute even with a busted leg. Thank you for your time.

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

Got looks like Kate McCannon but a love like Lady May

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

I want my forehead kissed but I also want my guts scrambled ya feel?

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

Fuck it, slide into his DMs ladies

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@idontclairee_

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1 year

Have you been personally victimized by your own drunken decisions? You may be entitled to join the fucking club

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messed up claire

3 years

It’s been a while

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messed up claire

3 years

I am. So. Blessed.

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3 years

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4 years

SUNDRESS QUICKIE SEASON

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2 years

Alter ego coming out strong

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messed up claire

2 years

I might have small tiddies but I still got double D’s Deep throat and daddy issues

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messed up claire

1 year

Yeah I’m educated Sweatshirt courtesy of @si_yonce

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

It’s always ‘wyd?’ and never ‘wanna get high and watch Disney movies?’

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@idontclairee_

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1 year

SOS. Send coffee and snacks for this 14 hour shift ahead of me. Happy Saturday

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

The only thing tighter than my pussy is these knots in my shoulders

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messed up claire

2 years

Heaven help the fool that falls in love

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messed up claire

3 years

I’m choosing happiness

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@idontclairee_

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3 years

Im having a shitty day but at least I look like this

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

4 years

I’m too cute to be this lonely on a Saturday night

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

Got a tattoo today why not

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messed up claire

3 years

Might just go get a tattoo today why not

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

I like coffee at sunrise. I like whiskey at sunset. I like driving around just to look at houses. I like reassurance. I like at home dinner dates. I like simple.

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

WE DONT VIBE CHECK ON SATURDAYS

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

Rebrand

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

Here’s your sign to go get the tattoo. Get all the tattoos. Get any tattoos.

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

I just accepted the position of ER management at my specialty hospital. Say what you want but younger me would be SO proud of who I am today.

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

We were cute this weekend

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messed up claire

2 years

We really do just be goofin

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

Sweet dreams

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

1 year

Happy Friday

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

Grippy sock = grippy box boys get after it

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messed up claire

2 years

No good caption, just good times

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

If you’re struggling with the loss of a pet just know that Steve Irwin is up there with open arms to take care of them until you get there

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messed up claire

3 years

Kewl

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messed up claire

2 years

@GamesWithTrae Ok I’ll play

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3 years

It’s me

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messed up claire

3 years

Hello

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messed up claire

1 year

No babe, you’re still cute, just the way you’re overworked, underpaid and beat to shit caught me off guard

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

5 years

Contrary to his screaming face, Forrest loves being in the car.

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 months

Not too shabby if I do say so myself

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

Fashion sense is a little whack and my friends are just as screwy as me

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

Does no crop mean my legs will finally fit the whole picture?

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

1 year

Please excuse me while my haircut gives me an insane ego boost

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

Won’t you rest my angry bones, baby take me away

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@idontclairee_

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3 years

Shit man, idk

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

6’0. So like, kinda tall I guess.

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

“I love your RBF”

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

My body: water? Me: alcohol My body: water please??? Me: nicotine My body: WATER Me: bender 🙂

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

Living the dream or whatever

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

To anyone who can fall asleep within 15 minutes of getting into bed, how does it feel to have superpowers?

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

1 year

6 year difference, let’s just appreciate the character development

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

I have seen my opportunity and I’m taking it

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@AustinJGoff

Austin

2 years

She’s a 10 but wears scrubs and is covered in tattoos.

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

Tits are amazing. That’s it that’s the tweet.

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

“Shut up” Ok put your dick in my mouth then???

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

Then it all went up in smoke

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

4 years

You should never be afraid to slide into my DMs cause there’s a 90% chance I already have a crush on you

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

Ben and Claire take on Nashville

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

I am OBSESSED with these scrub caps. And I’d say they’re pretty on style for me 🤙🏻 @DaisyIfYouDoCo1

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

Ben is now sponsored by @budweiserusa and I got some amazing scrunchies out of the deal

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

I found a dog, my day is made

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

I smile when there’s a hand around my throat but I still like being cuddled too. It’s called balance.

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

8 months

Update: dis is me.

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messed up claire

2 years

I’m not saying a hand around my throat would fix all my problems but it would fix all my problems

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messed up claire

2 years

I HATE DATING IM JUST GONNA BE A WHORE

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3 years

In the mood to put my hair up and use someone’s kids as mouthwash

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

New hair, same homie 💛

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

Let’s have ourselves a night y’all

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

Slowly but surely building my flock

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

Can we bring back pen pals? I just wanna get fun mail. Lmk k thanks

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@idontclairee_

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3 years

Bend me over the kitchen counter so we’re closer to the snacks

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3 years

Can we talk about this for a minute?

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

I did it. Now accepting cat hat orders.

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messed up claire

3 years

Gonna make some soup and crochet a hat for my cat

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

Perfection. Absolute perfection.

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

2 years

Update

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

It’s Vet Tech week and all I want is for more people to say thank you to the technicians busting their asses to keep your fur babies healthy. We care so much and we’re so so tired.

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@idontclairee_

messed up claire

3 years

Therapy.

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