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Jay the Incredible

@ideozu_

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Architectural designer , Bsc Building Technology 🤟🏽, Arsenal FC ⚽️ . Political Enthusiast, 2055 Presidential Candidate.

Joined February 2020
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@ideozu_
Jay the Incredible
3 months
I was inside a shared bolt with 3 wheels this morning and the driver refused to let one passenger drop at an akara spot 😭😭😭 He said why will you buy one akara 100 naira 😂😂😂😂
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
She asked for the bill when the waiter brought it, I asked “you want to pay ?” She replied “ahhh god forbid oh , I’m not a feminist pls” Did snap of the bill and handed it back to me.
@Buttergirlll
QUEEN BUSAYO ✨
1 year
You went on a first date with him / her and decided never to see them again. What happened hun??
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Only time this picture was used literally
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Jay the Incredible
10 months
Anytime I see this guy I remember how his wife gave birth to a boy & he said now I’m finally a father , with his 2 year old daughter standing right there… You don’t even need to guess the tribe.
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
The amount of male “friends” doing their guys dirty is actually worrisome. Didn’t see women telling similar stories. Maybe we really need to evaluate the male friendships we uphold so much
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1 year
What was your biggest “I need to make money” moment ?
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Jay the Incredible
2 months
“Babe the bole is 3,700 , I’ll pay the 700” 🥹☺️ This woman no go kill me 😂😂
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Where’s that fool that was putting aside basic amenities
@thecableng
TheCable
1 year
Jubilation as Benue workers receive salary — first time in seven months | TheCable
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Texting people you’ve barely spoken to since secondary school graduation by 2 am to beg for money is a sign of drug addiction
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
If your wife isn’t your family then you’re not hers , therefore do not expect unshaken loyalty. If she gives you bastard sons , chest it. Leaves you after relocating to UK , chest it. Leaves you after you pay school fees, chest it.
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
- recycling - saving money - reducing waste - minding their business Try dey shut up sometimes
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Local man discovers acting
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
@ThatPHCBoy I can remember Samsung and some other brands taking jabs at apple when they started it, only to end up doing the same. They’re even more pathetic for that.
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Why do you people get mad when people talk down on their parents ? 💀 were you there when they were being raised to know what they went through ? Torh me I just skip o. I was loved at home but that’s not everyone’s reality. Allow them.
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Nigerians are pro men’s choice. No dey mix this thing up
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Jay the Incredible
6 months
One thing about me is I must eat good food 1k in my account? I will eat Sad ? I eat Single ? I will eat Jobless ? I will eat Going through crisis ? I WILL EAT
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Proof 🤍
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Fuck this woman is stunning tonight.
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Jay the Incredible
3 months
@Champagnediet1 Please please I don’t enter Keke 😔
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
@its_daqueen I don’t oh. Love my wicked feminist women. 🫶🏽
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Jay the Incredible
9 months
@trending_medic That light bill from turning on the lights to make a video 💔💔 Best to use natural lighting from the sun.
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Jay the Incredible
2 months
@kabiru_aminu Lmaoo you trekked to give her food you bought with your last card ? Were you under a spell ? 😭
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
@BrownieUdoffe it’s not a bad thing , but her overall reaction to my question shocked me a bit. Plus she only asked so she can make a post about how much was spent or whatever. I’ve been on other dates and people have asked to see to make sure the bill is reflecting our actual expenditure.
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
This is a good thing. Lots of people would rather ignorantly continue.
@disbandid
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Lyrics were so shit he had to have a women’s studies professor telling him what’s misogynistic and what’s not
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
@Dee_Bebegirl Go dey use 10k polo as night wear. Polo you Dey reserve to use go see the homies. Person go wear am Dey slice yam for kitchen.
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Why are you people coming here to assume I like traditional women & despise feminism ?? 😂 you don’t know me. That’s not the case
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
@Jamie_Breegz Social media validation, no self respect, clout chaser. Abeg dey go
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
@98neroxicity Low life. Get out of here.
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
@_SLYTAUREAN A nigga like me would reply you’re welcome
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
@ogbeniOBA @Odogwu_Nomso @stephaniedocean This how they be @ the entrance.
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Put any female body size up like this & let it have even half the negative comments this is getting & we shall not rest. But yes keep calling them unintelligent.
@Osas_ThePlug
Osas ThePlug
1 year
Facts about guys that are built like this?
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
Women expecting men to see the hypocrisy for not wanting this life & simultaneously wanting women to live this life. Those men do not see you as equal humans. They are not phased.
@Babygravy9
RAW EGG NATIONALIST
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💀💀💀
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1 year
@kaima_cynthia Baddies can have sense nau
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
@ctrlaltmustapha That’s true but a lot of those things were just mean & unnecessary with no attempt to help that person be better. How does leaving your friend who couldn’t afford a room to sit at a hotel bar all night while you sleep with a hooker in the hotel room help them tho ?
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
@yaara_shades She thought I’d like to hear that 😭😭😭
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Twitter user : “ hahaha accidentally used this body wash as cream 😭” Unloved twitter fellow : “you incompetent fool , can’t you read ? Didn’t you go to school. You deserve to be locked up for your terrible actions”
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
I’ve come to the conclusion that a lot of people are just angry & can only react angrily
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
@still24ktrse That’s not a friendship, I’m referring to friendships.
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Jay the Incredible
4 months
They sent her rubbish tho How’s 2k dry cleaning going to make up for that ? 💀 Who tf is sends out a dirty & un-ironed dress 😭 You people & your forgive & forget nature “They apologized tho” So what ? 😂
@DoyinSoExtra
⚡️Adedoyin Debbie⚡️
4 months
I bought a dress from corporate and co for N32,500 and the material was awful A black and white dress but the black part stained the white part, such a useless brand. God will punish everything you stand for!!!! @Corporateandco_
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
@_Irepelumi Just call 2 people bastard or something & getting dragged would be the least of your worries 😭😭😭
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3 years
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
We’re guys & it’s just cruise. 1 person has said or done something he doesn’t even realize has hurt his friend, the friend is quiet ‘cause it’s not supposed to be an issue & if he speaks up he’s a sissy. We all need to do better in making our friends feel good about themselves
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
- authority figures annoy me - I see the uselessness in being strict - I’m secretive - I’m compassionate towards children of strict parents - dedicated to trying soft parenting if I ever have kids
@klaytohn
︎Klaytohn
1 year
People that were raised by extremely strict parents, how has that affected you as an adult?
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
@sareenfj I don’t understand people saying “this is why I don’t post my man” wouldn’t you want to know if your partner is loyal or not ?
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
And stop equating tough loving to outrightly being a mean asshole. They’re not the same.
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Take control of these things by putting on a condom or pull out or get a vasectomy , don’t let another person decide when you bring a child into this world if you truly don’t want one or want one with that person. Tough but it is what it is
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Oyiga Micheal
1 year
don’t cook me but if two Adults have consenting sex and one of the adult says you should take a pill so you don’t get pregnant. and the she refuses.. Months later, the lady comes to tell the world they’re pregnant for you; abeg is that a form of manipulation?
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
1/2Don’t misunderstand me , I’m aware betrayals in friendships happen regardless of the gender involved. But this is not even betrayal, this is people you call friends treating you badly & then staying friends with you because their actions should not be seen as a big deal cause
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
@Ri1wan @BrownieUdoffe Idk why you thought I’d understand Yoruba
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
@0xElectrifier Lmao this story is also false. He didn’t lose everything, he’s not broke & he said he’s okay with the outcome since the wealth would go to raising his kids. Next.
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Jay the Incredible
3 months
@Hearmeroaaarrr Save the environment
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
@dudubody I’m from the future . He didn’t win 😭😭😭
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
People underestimate the importance of cohabitation before marriage. You can grow to detest someone once you start living with them & notice some unattractive habits. Next thing divorce in less than 5 years.
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
@RevereRomance @BlackAndMildOne @Headgraphix He was going to use your pictures & noods to catfish someone. You won’t have got paid.
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Jay the Incredible
11 months
I came with proof I’m simply in awe of this woman I’ve seen her beauty before but she still manages to blow my mind with the simplest things. I’ll never get tired of looking at her & that smile. 🤍
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Jay the Incredible
11 months
Fuck ! this woman looks stunning tonight
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
He did 2 terms , fixed his health issues , got rich , barely lifted a finger for 8 years. Was never accountable. All this without his position as president ever being threatened. Lots of people would wish they could get away with this sort of incompetence. So he’s right.
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YabaLeftOnline
2 years
"I am the envy of many Presidents in the world" – President Buhari
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Jay the Incredible
2 months
2h per disc Sometimes you might get a blank disc. Sometimes Tarzan will turn out to be Barbie. But very solid experience nonetheless
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Y’all are proper airheads. Because she’s a vendor you automatically assume she went to deliver something & was into hook up. How do your brains work ffs ?? Even if she was doing hook up , is that okay to kill her for ? Idg why people behave like this fr
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1 year
Popular Instagram vendor, Khadi has been found dead at a popular hotel in Akobo, Ibadan, Oyo
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Imagine telling your kids your wife isn’t your family then coming to cry about your wife poisoning your relationship with your kids
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Why did he want to make the girl feel insulted unprovoked ? What sort of humour is that ? He saw how happy the thought of it being a compliment made her and still tried to let her know she was actually insulting her. Just a stupid fellow
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Dami’ Adenuga
1 year
This is someone serious girlfriend 😂😂
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
People always act surprised when they realize bums give birth & the kids despise them so much.
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
@aylebby @nizedatpussy “Go build another pyramid” 😭😭😭
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Jay the Incredible
7 months
Name : Jay Partner’s name : Vee What the lord has done for us : Love like no other
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Jay the Incredible
11 months
@trending_medic They’ll tell you shit like settlement
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
I just no like suffer. E no pass like that.
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Alabi
1 year
What was your biggest “I need to make money” moment ?
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Jay the Incredible
7 months
@feelmynothing Me way Dey order parfait & banana bread almost everyday 🤣💔 You no adjust keh
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Jay the Incredible
8 months
Like this tweet & I’ll suggest a new interest/hobby/podcast/YT channel/musician/series for you this year based off what I think about your account.
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
@a_barbient Reaching out to me means he’s exhausted the trust of people closer to him.
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3 months
@ShyJoanie It’s not keke o 🫣
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
I’d like y’all to really attend a private uni for like 1 semester. You’d appreciate your schools more 🤣 My younger sister was only allowed to take 20 rolls of peak milk to school in January & she’s not coming back till September. The mall in her school has been out of stock…
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sTuNnA
1 year
Always feels adorable when I see private uni kids tweeting about stress and trauma
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Jay the Incredible
3 months
@ChiefChibuzo I don’t enter Keke
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
@Az_Capone1 @negbenoose The fact she used podolski
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
He thinks I’m still in the US 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I came back almost 4 years ago
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
West African football would not develop till we start allowing actual teenagers get the opportunity we give to men in their 20’s. We’ve to invest in youth & allow actual teens go for these tournaments so they can grow up with the write training & background to compete.
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EuroFoot
1 year
👀⚔️ Which football opinion has you like this?
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
@iTosinAkinbo Sexual predators would be punishing you for not wearing tie or ID card or having your hair grow 2cm & be doing the most heinous things. Smh.
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Someone should explain to me how this any different from the person who said Oge Okoye & Future look alike.
@18guages
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1 year
Is it just me??
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
2.5k likes for rubbish behaviour
@wwuskii
Wura Lewinsky 🎀
1 year
Ion like u back, just being honest. Move TF back!
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Jay the Incredible
11 months
- taught to suffer in silence - Show accountability even when we’re the victims - Using humor to downplay the seriousness of these things
@bibzyCarter
AKIN-MADE
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Boys no dey call out their own parents for Twitter?
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
In what world would you find more rich men than poor men. You people are so disconnected from reality or too dense to think critically.
@Chukulee_
The Massage Specialist
1 year
There r more rich men in Lagos than poor men. One particular estate in Lagos is filled wt Igbo single guys in their 30s/40s. Two luxury cars, mopol on special occasion, live in girlfriends, & house keeper. The problem is that Twitter people thinks the world revolves around them.
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
@vourdii I get person way Dey sell slot. You sabi play keyboard ?
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
@fanta_sy36 Same energy 🤣🤣🤣
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
Getting cooked for his ability to think logically. Lmao. Maybe the average IQ here is really 82
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Mayowa A. Balogun
1 year
Jazz isn’t as real as you people are saying. It’s 2023, you are in control of your life and your decisions, and yes, decisions have consequences. Nobody dey do you anything
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
You’ve to be some sick individual to fantasize about having your yet to be born sons run trains on people’s yet to be born daughters
@DAMIADENUGA
Dami’ Adenuga
1 year
I'm giving birth to boys so they will run trains on people's daughters- Seyi Awolowo #BBNaija
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
Ode , my body my choice doesn’t mean you should sleeping around. Simply means make your own choice. Which you did , so stop crying.
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
To me a lot of the ridicule directed at kpop, Kdrama & BTS is a subtle form of misogyny. It’s not because it’s uninteresting or not good , it’s because majority of the fan base are women & people look down on stuff like that.
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Jay the Incredible
8 months
@EhiOhiwerei The school No take your life. Congrats 🍾
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Jay the Incredible
9 months
@Ngcebo_ZN @UzuKanYouFeelIt You’re expecting kids to text each other in the morning before they get ready for school?
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
@ThatPHCBoy Imagine they suspect you’re a man fully dressed as a woman , imagine what they’d do to determine if they’re wrong or right
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
I’ve met someone who stays in a half-roofed house, people who treck a lengthy distance to save cost on transportation to work ,I’ve seen someone who doesn’t own a toothbrush , seen someone who cannot pay 70k per annum rent. If 400k/ won’t change their lives then we are screwed
@Olag0ke
Teddy Bear
1 year
400k is good pay not life changing pay.
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
Except you’re Atiku running for presidency
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
Sometimes if you’re persistent enough, the odds might just start to swing in your favor.
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Jay the Incredible
29 days
Pretty gf + bf happy to be there Elite combo PS : We’re wearing each other’s shirts 👻
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Jay the Incredible
2 months
I know you people by your display names & profile pictures. Please stop changing both at the same time. Allow my brain get used to one before you change the other one. Thank you as you comply. Signed Jay the Incredible.
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
@its_daqueen You’re engaging someone who’s looking for banger tweet
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
@inside7__ Seeing Rui Patricio in between the sticks with number 11 used to annoy the hell out of me.
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
@Nonso_ik I won’t say worse, maybe 1 dimensional. Arsenal have only dropped 5 pts this season. That’s tough to better. Some teams have players who don’t participate in the defensive phase.if you can score 21 gls in 15 games that’s over compensating for whatever you lack in build up play.
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
So I won’t come on twitter to be asking for billing tutorials
@theflutterwave
Flutterwave
1 year
What motivates you to make money?
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
@nerdfairyy See wetting Una dey do under Azu roof. Chai
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Jay the Incredible
1 year
@learnFromHaman Sent is as streaks on snap chat I’m guessing. Or a video or something.
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Jay the Incredible
28 days
People often times think their reality is the norm.
@Mochievous
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I don’t agree. I am a successful woman by any standard & in any country. In Nigeria I go to any meetings with my triple facial piercings, tattoos, leg chain (why is anyone looking at anyone’s ankle)? And I work in an industry that is one of the most conservative in Nigeria. Law
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Jay the Incredible
2 years
Guys something amazing just happened, one of the herdsmen opened his WhatsApp & was moved by numerous contacts posting Jesus , he has now repented & would harm nobody henceforth. Glory to his name !!
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Jay the Incredible
2 months
Oh Wow
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@zinnybiola
Bellatrix Lestrange
2 years
i actually am 17 btw
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