Xavier @idealistxavierr Twitter profile

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Xavier

4 years

Hi Guys this is my official twitter account now. @idealistxavier account was forgotten and cannot be retrieve. Please follow me and have fun with me. I Love You all. ♥️

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

4 years

We're lucky COVID happened in 2020 imagine this happened in 2003. Months in your house with a Nokia 3310 playing fucking snake.

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imagine marrying an old man for money n u die first

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You are not useless because you can still be used as a bad example.

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Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you're always alone when shit goes down.

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I'm ugly, but i text back in 30 seconds

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Just because you were born in poverty, it doesn't mean that you'll be poor forever. I was born in a hospital, yet I'm not a doctor.

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I can't believe that one day my kids will also block me from viewing their status.

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4 years

I don't need crush, i need cash.

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4 years

Whoever thinks money doesn't buy happiness, can deposit it in my bank account.

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The way i care for everyone makes me wish i had someone like me in my life.

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Remove expectations from people, and you'll remove their power to hurt your feelings.

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Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.

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If you're in a relationship & all you do is cry everyday. You need to stop & ask yourself, am i dating a human or an onion.

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4 years

i'm actually pretty attractive, if you don't compare me to anyone, ever

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Yesterday, i wanted to fight a certain guy but people separated us. This morning i saw the same guy training people in karate. GOD NEVER FORGETS HIS CHILDREN.

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4 years

Why do people add you on facebook then never talk to you.

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4 years

Please stop asking for the perfect boy for Christmas! Santa tried to kidnap me this week(4th time)

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4 years

Perks of being ugly: Phone battery lasts longer.

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4 years

At the age of 65, my Grandma started walking 5 miles a day. She's 92 now. We have no idea where she is. 😑

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@idealistxavierr

2 years

Everyone says to follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

Not all good byes are sad. Example : Maths teacher saying "Good bye class".

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4 years

I remember once my mother slapped me, because I was crying, because she slapped me.

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2 years

Dear teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat won't help.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

sometimes i feel useless but then i remember i breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

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@idealistxavierr

2 years

How to fall asleep faster? Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

Excuse me?what did u say,i can't hear u i have an ear disease called i don't fucking care

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@idealistxavierr

3 years

i wish i could be ugly for one day cuz being it everyday is really sad

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4 years

My dad : Son you're adopted. Me: Wow I wonder who my real parents are. My dad: We're your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

Being ugly is so damnnn peaceful. nobody text you, nobody falls in love with you, nobody cares whether you alive or dead, nobody stares at you, you don't feel like posting your pictures everytime, you can just be happy all alone

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@idealistxavierr

3 years

Facebook and Instagram go mysteriously offline and, for one shining day, the world becomes a healthier place. #facebookdown

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

If i swallow magnets will i become attractive?

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

Throwing fertilizer at people so they grow the hell up.

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

My parents still haven't apologized for making me ugly.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

dont u hate it when u offer help and the other person says yes

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

Mark zuckerberg Working so hard to fix the gad damn error 😂😂 #DeleteFacebook #WhatsApp #instagramdown #DeleteFacebook

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@idealistxavierr

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

Nobody ever told Me "You are my world" Maybe I'm just a village.

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4 years

When ur trash but still better than everyone else.

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4 years

After 250 selfies I realized that the beauty of soul is more important.

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4 years

I broke up with my gym,we were just not working out.

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4 years

Don't you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes.

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4 years

I hate when i offer someone food and they accept

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

I'm not an English scholar but I know where to use "then" and "than" more then you...

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

Benefits of dating me 1. I'm ugly and no one will ever try to steal me from you.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

2 years

Sometimes the phone battery lasts longer than the relationship.

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

If u ever need nothing i'm here for u

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

Im the first slice of bread because no one wants me......

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

I’m so naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

be so funny that everyone forgets that u r ugly

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@idealistxavierr

3 years

For those wedding cancelled during this lockdown god is giving u second chance to think about it.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

we should thank heaven for nipples without them boobs would be pointless

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

Someone said, when a short person waves at you, it's called microwave.

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@idealistxavierr

3 years

my level of sarcasms gotten to a point where i dont even know if im kidding or not.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

when u bury a body cover it with endangered plants so its illegal to dig it up follow me for more gardening tips

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

4 years

Advantages of being SINGLE 1. You can sleep well. 2. You can save time and money. 3. No worries about how you look. 4. No missed calls in the midnight. 5. No need to recharge more than twice a day. 6. You can talk to all boys/girls. 7. You can eat well.

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

I saw you liked two of my posts, If you love me just say that

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@idealistxavierr

3 years

I'm sexy and i know it.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp and Messenger are down. Wi-Fi: I am not the imposter ! #FacebookDown #ItsHappening

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

I embarras myself in front of myself

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@idealistxavierr

2 years

If you want dreams to happen go to bed.

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@idealistxavierr

2 years

Imagine if I could get paid for sleeping but dreams were replaced with ads.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

4 years

How to fall asleep faster? Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

DID YOU KNOW? this "🥺" emoji is about asking for a sex.

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

World's smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife. Thank you

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

2 years

That awkward moment when you are at your friend's house and their parents start screaming at them.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

money dont impress me giving it to me do

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

just because u r unique doesnt mean u r useful

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

Hi guys i want to start my tiktok journey. Can you guys follow my tiktok account? Thank you! ❤️

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@idealistxavierr

3 years

most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral

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@idealistxavierr

3 years

vaccinated n still virgin

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

4 years

8. No scoldings from parents/guardians. 9. Can eat in any restaurant. 10. You can visit anybody. 11. Can pick any call, any time without being questioned. 12. Don't worry about missed calls. 13. You can do whatever you want. 14. You don't need to displease yourself.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

sure sex is cool but have u ever farted away a stomachache

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

4 years

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

Everyone says to follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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@idealistxavierr

3 years

biggest flex is when ur friend’s mom uses u as a good example.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

just did my own taxes, i should be in jail by friday

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

4 years

I want money not a job.

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

it's a proven fact that generosity makes you a happier person, so if you're generous enough to hit the like button and follow this page then thank you:

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

be mineral but without ral

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

I really love talking to myself.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

4 years

How do you know when a lawyer is lying? When their lips are moving

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@idealistxavierr

4 years

Me too

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

Everyday is leg day when ur running from your problems.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

being single past 30 is like playing hide n seek except no one is looking for u

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

the only men u can trust is ramen

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

2 years

Sometimes I want to be sarcastic but I'm afraid they wouldn't get it and could actually like me.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

may her tire get flat with a dude who cant change it

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

4 years

I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

4 years

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

Spotify has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

4 years

Hello twitter world

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

4 years

Hi Guys, i just created an Official Group come and join me.

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

4 years

Twitter don't care

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

4 years

Hi guys can you do me a favor? Can you guys please like this facebook page: It will make me happy if you like that page. Solid XAVIER will like and follow that page. Thank you. ♥️

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

4 years

You guys too? Even me

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Xavier

@idealistxavierr

3 years

Hi Guys! I would like to announce that my Official Facebook Page is now up! This is my legit and only one facebook page.

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