Best eroge protagonist ever. Not only does he have a really attractive character design, he has a personality and influences the love interests in a deeply emotional level.
What if we kiss on the hypmic couch wearing hypmic socks after we watch the opera with our hypmic opera glasses and then we have a romantic dinner of hypmic rice and ice cream scooped with hypmic spoon and then we take a nice refreshing shower in the hypmic bathtub
Let’s not leave out shi mei and hua binan from the shizunfucker gang‼️‼️i know they unsuccessfully fucked their shizun but an attempt was made so they can be considered shizunfuckers is what i say‼️‼️‼️
What's a really popular trope that you really don't like?
For me it's fake dating. There's so many stories and books that have been recommended to me or that are being praised to high heaven that have this trope and I'm here like ...pass
Funniest part of fgep is lin wanyue getting her first period in the middle of a battle and lin yu thinking she got her (non-existent) dick cut off LMAO
A friendly reminder 😭😭😭
Also if he ever goes to your dms explaining why ‘zionism’ is not a proper word/is an insult/etc (happened to me) just block his ass and don’t waste your time. He cares more abt protecting the word zionism than palestine’s freedom. Block him.
Mm I don’t wanna police who people follow but danmei fans and especially 2ha/shi mei fans, I need you all to know that @ huabinan_ is a zionist or at least zionist-leaning. He might seem normal on main but his priv and dms are vile.
Wait yall are serious with the ‘pinter’ thingy I thought we’re all joking about how we are conditioned to think that academic validation is everything as a child so now we crave it so bad it becomes sexy or something idk
times like this (G, 1.8k)
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#nielan
food for
#nielanweekend
!!
- fluff, a bit of knives tho hoho
- lan xichen brings up their past lives and nie mingjue gets emo while shopping for groceries
- yes jingyi is their son (and does handstands!)
Mm I don’t wanna police who people follow but danmei fans and especially 2ha/shi mei fans, I need you all to know that @ huabinan_ is a zionist or at least zionist-leaning. He might seem normal on main but his priv and dms are vile.
the protagonist is meow-rried with a child
• bingqiu for
#BingQiuWeek2021
Free Day!
• G, 1.2k, fluff and humor
• yes they’re married and have a child*
*a kitten
😽 😽
Me when I downloaded a dating app and got swiped right by the hottest girl I’ve ever seen who apparently also likes danmei and is a big priest fan. In one day. Gigachad era fr
He will try to insist he’s not a zionist. All the while DM-ing people ‘correcting’ them when he thinks they wrongly use the word zionism, as if zionism is so sacred to him.
⚠️ 2ha / erha spoilers ⚠️
Was told by my english teacher that when an author repeats a seemingly irrelevant element in a story, perhaps it might be repeated until it significantly ‘doesn’t exist’ anymore. Anyway that’s why shi mei’s peach blossom eyes
"why can't more otome let me play as a man" please consider looking into boys love visual novels. there's plenty out there. also just indie romance VNs in general, as a lot have customizable protagonists
omg priest fans i am begging you all to READ GUO MEN. It’s actually my favorite priest danmei. Like No. 1. It’s unbelievably stunning in the most aching way possible. And priest’s writing style is really pretty here. I promise. Please read it.
The Second Brother and the Toad
•
#yuanyun
❤️
• G, fluff and humor, 1.8k wc
• han yuan eats something weird and gets turned into a toad, whatever will li yun do now?
• ft. Shuikeng
• link below ⬇️
#LiuYao
#六爻
Still goes over my head that many rich first world countries don’t have bidets in their toilets. Yall can colonialize lands but cant clean after yourselves with water?
Regular request for recommendation‼️
Rec me good BL & GL manga, manhua, and manhwa ✨ these are the ones I’ve already read/are currently reading (unf = unfinished)
heaven between your fingers💭
♡ shi mei x chu wanning
♡ 1.5k words
♡ PWP!! Just shi mei being super horny for his little shizun
♡ tagging
#shiwan
#shimei
#师昧
♡ Link in reply!
— Butterfly Kisses 🦋
♡ Interactive Shi Mei x Reader(Player?) tweetfic
♡
#ShiMeiWeek2021
Day 1: Butterflies!
♡ Modern AU + fluff
♡ Your first date with Shi Mei going to a butterfly garden
daylight, moonlight, i’ll kiss you either way 💕
• SVSSS, bingqiu 🥺
• T, 1.2k, soft fluff~
• binghe is banned from kissing shizun...
• but it’s ok cuz he found a loophole :D
🌸 🌸
yeah. something about yan zhengming using li yun as a substitute for cheng qian and li yun using him as a substitute for han yuan during the 100 years. yeahh
[RTs appreciated ♡] Hey yall I took a leave of absence from uni and now I need to cover leave absence fee huee. Please consider commissioning me 🥺
P.S Shi Mei-centric fics get a discount wee!
> Info Doc
More links below⬇️
🚫 2ha / erha spoilers 🚫
⚠️
read an erha excerpt in which postcanon shi mei was mentioned to have cured a bunch of teens who were abused to be human bears when they were kids...doesn’t this reflect back to his first appearance in the book? This knowledge makes me emo
a thousand moments 💫
•
#sangcheng
for uminhoes on ao3, gift part of
@mdzssecretsanta
! ^^
• G, 5.1k, fluff, gusu days sc
• pining + fake dating..sort of
• basically ‘let’s practice couple stuff for our future lovers’ gone Very Right
⭐️ ⭐️
finally had a proper meal after a week :) at my fav chinese restaurant. The owner likes me a lot and I gave her お土産 from indonesia and she gave me free 王老吉 tea…yay
That part in liu yao that’s like “They wondered if dashixiong took the wrong medicine today. They concluded that dashixiong takes the wrong medicine every day.”
and all my dreams look like you
♡
#QijiuWeek2021
: dreams, reincarnation, past/future
♡ G, Fluff + Modern AU, 2.3k wc
♡ Dreams about SJ’s past life
♡ Yingying is qijiu’s daughter!
♡ Also a b’day gift for
@chattoyant_zee
❤️
Link in the reply ⬇️
What if the first kiss is zayne, but the second kiss is dawnbreaker, that’s why he looked momentarily shocked before deciding to savor the moment he knows is not going to last
a thorn in my teeth
• Hua Binan x Shi Mei
• E, 3.2k wc, BJ and thighfucking, a bit dubcon
• selfcest if you choose to see it that way
• Shi Mei’s migraine 📈
• Link below ⬇️
Although I may never be yours
♡
#shimeng
♡ for
#ShiMeiWeek2021
Day 6: Post-Canon
♡ G, fluff + light angst, 2/4 Chapters
♡ Deaged Shi Mei meets Sect Leader Xue Meng
♡ Link below ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Friends UMMM I’ve been keeping this a secret but I want to reveal that,, my writing has been published in a lesbian literary journal 😭🥺 and the issue where I contribute to is up for order!!
^o^ ->