Liam and Noel Gallagher quotes because to be honest anything they say is more interesting than my maths homework || owners:
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“People who write books are fucking idiots, I’ve met a few. They think they’re above everyone else. Honestly you thing i’m arrogant? Fuck me i’ve met a few authors in my time, and it’s like really? You wrote a fucking book called the happiness of the giraffe” - Noel Gallagher
“When he wants to be, he’s one of the nicest guys I’ve ever known, but when he wants to be a twat then there’s no one bigger twat on this planet than him” - Noel Gallagher on Liam (1998)
“And the last word that come out of his mouth was ‘NOOOOO’ and i was going ‘fucking yeah ya geordie cunt fuck off’ I was like fucking terminator no tell you what i was like the fucking whos-it whats he called the little fucker. Cocaine film. Scarface.” - Liam Gallagher on Gazza
“Why hello there this is Mr Gallagher speaking, is there any chance you can bring my bloody straws? How am i meant to bloody eat this burger without any bloody straws, you’re taking the bloody piss” - Liam Gallagher (2017)
Interviewer: “Are you THE liam gallagher that we see every minute of every day?”
Liam: “Depends what you see man, I don’t go booting pigeons up the aresehole and that or flicking old people in the nose, but i guess I am” - Liam Gallagher (2017)
How did you actually choose your musicians?
“Well i got 4 of them of grindr and the keyboardist he was off… we got him from Automart” - Liam Gallagher (2017)
"Another thing that does me nut in. Coffees. Y'know when they give it you really hot. Y'know what I mean? like they nuke it. Y'know what I mean? you go yeah I want to drink this now not in twenty years time y'know what I mean?"-Liam Gallagher
"That peanut, man, it nearly tipped me over the edge. It was a fucking blue one and all, the cheeky bastard. I had a fucking M&M and it felt like I'd been shot in the mouth."- Liam Gallagher (2015)
At what age did you start smoking?
“At 17. My mam was shocked when she caught me and Noel smoking marijuana in the basement. Today my mam is proud of me. When she goes to the bakery or the beauty parlour everybody tries to please her and congratulates her” - Liam Gallagher
“I know my brother better than anybody else, Liam’s like a dog and i’m like a cat; cats are very independent creatures, they don’t give a fuck. Right bastards. Dogs are just fucking ‘play with me play with me please fucking throw that ball for me’” - Noel Gallagher (2016)
“Back then, I’d hear Blur or Pulp or Suede on the radio and think – fuck these idiots. But looking back at it now, it was an amazing time for indie” - Noel Gallagher (2024)
“You say, 'Hey, Liam, what about putting a choir on that song?' 'Brilliant, yeah, f***ing choir, man. Top.' Then someone says, 'Choir? That's a bit poncey isn't it?' 'Yeah, no, choirs are s***, mate, f***ing rubbish.' So you can have good fun with Liam" - Noel Gallagher (2007)
Do Gene and his brother Lennon like Tyler, The Creator?
“Yep, I think they do. They like one of them fucking Creators. Or one of them Tylers - there's a few of them about, ain't there? They can tile my fucking bathroom.” - Liam Gallagher (2019)
"You look like a bad dick
Come on then. Pull your fuckin cameras away and I'll fuckin level you yer knobhead
I'll level you yer knobhead
Er- no so you look like a dickhead taking pictures of me man
You look like a dickhead and I'll wipe yer fuckin arse man"-Liam Gallagher
"So I'm at a wedding....on me crutches. Someone turns round and says "that's not very rock and roll is it?" I said it fuckin is if I whack you over the head with them. Still got it.."- Liam Gallagher
"I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, what a fucking good-looking fucker you are. And then I brighten up"- Liam Gallagher
"Yeah I got stuck in with the drugs. Well that's the difference between the working classes and the middle classes. The middle classes experiment with drugs while the working classes get stuck in."-Noel Gallagher
“There’s so much change going on in the world, I think sometimes it’s nice to be reliable. Let people know I’m not here to be bought or sold or turned by any dickhead. I’m who I am and that’s it.” - Liam Gallagher (2018)
"Before you know it- it's like uh Liam was in the corner in amongst the pile of CDs in the ghetto blaster and I was across the other side of the room with a black eye"-Noel Gallagher
"They're a bit creepy aren't they I don't like them man they're a bit pervy I think d'you know what I mean when someone gets a sax out you know something's going down"-Liam Gallagher
“Oh jesus christ this fuckin- this fuckin- we’ve got to get this fuckin thing together noel because its not in toime, its not in toime this fuckin you and this me going like huh” - Liam Gallagher
“These fuckers- these fuckers if they found out Hitler was fucking Scottish they’d go ‘and a wee man was just a wee bit misunderstood so he was, isn’t it just fucking Adolf man’” - Noel Gallagher
"You are god I am god. There is no god I am god. LISTEN MAAATE. Fuckin- right. You make no- fuckin high in the sky we get it
I don't pray to the west or the east or the south or the noooorth man... But sometimes you have a biblical TREMOR. It has to be addressed."- Liam Gallagher
"Geezer who works the screen you need to sort it out
Biiird pull yer top up. Let's have an owa- for the lads
Alright then cmonnn
Aww they're fuckin lovely them
Fucking great...and whos Idea was it for the phone box? When we can just get tah to get her tits out"-Liam Gallagher