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Liam and Noel Gallagher quotes because to be honest anything they say is more interesting than my maths homework || owners: @gallagherparka & @Hiiliketrees

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"YES COWS! RESPEK! Don't eat it all at once you'll get indigestion. What's the story mooning glory?"
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"ANYBODY FANCY SOME LASAGNA"-Liam Gallagher
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“People who write books are fucking idiots, I’ve met a few. They think they’re above everyone else. Honestly you thing i’m arrogant? Fuck me i’ve met a few authors in my time, and it’s like really? You wrote a fucking book called the happiness of the giraffe” - Noel Gallagher
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Noel: “The only thing is, why doesn’t it burn your stomach” Interviewer: “…yet” Noel: “fuck.”
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Interviewer: “Today, for spotify digs, we are joined by none other than…” “Liam Gallagher.” - Noel Gallagher (2018)
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“When he wants to be, he’s one of the nicest guys I’ve ever known, but when he wants to be a twat then there’s no one bigger twat on this planet than him” - Noel Gallagher on Liam (1998)
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“I owe my career to this man (liam)” - Noel Gallagher (1994)
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“And the last word that come out of his mouth was ‘NOOOOO’ and i was going ‘fucking yeah ya geordie cunt fuck off’ I was like fucking terminator no tell you what i was like the fucking whos-it whats he called the little fucker. Cocaine film. Scarface.” - Liam Gallagher on Gazza
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"Any no- any pro- proper questions you want to ask me like uh... HAVE YOU GOT SHOES ON THE END OF YOUR FEET"-Liam Gallagher
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“Why hello there this is Mr Gallagher speaking, is there any chance you can bring my bloody straws? How am i meant to bloody eat this burger without any bloody straws, you’re taking the bloody piss” - Liam Gallagher (2017)
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Interviewer: “Are you THE liam gallagher that we see every minute of every day?” Liam: “Depends what you see man, I don’t go booting pigeons up the aresehole and that or flicking old people in the nose, but i guess I am” - Liam Gallagher (2017)
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"Twitter is a playground of fuckin idiots. I would love to find out the percentage of single males with twitter accounts"-Noel Gallagher
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How did you actually choose your musicians? “Well i got 4 of them of grindr and the keyboardist he was off… we got him from Automart” - Liam Gallagher (2017)
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"There you go see- see how hot that was fuckin jumped out of his hand it's still alive"-Noel Gallagher
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"Another thing that does me nut in. Coffees. Y'know when they give it you really hot. Y'know what I mean? like they nuke it. Y'know what I mean? you go yeah I want to drink this now not in twenty years time y'know what I mean?"-Liam Gallagher
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"So I'm going to dedicate this next tune to my little brother. Who's still playing hard to get"- Liam Gallagher (2024)
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"No.. well who knows it's like would Jesus Christ been a fuckin pervert if he had a crisp packet on his head. No one knows innit"- Liam Gallagher
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“I’m about to go bloody beserk” - Liam Gallagher (2017)
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“Ow ya fucking bastard bit me” - Liam Gallagher (1996)
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“Biggest. Indoor. Gig. In Europe, ever, and it’s a piece of cake” - Noel Gallagher (1995)
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"That peanut, man, it nearly tipped me over the edge. It was a fucking blue one and all, the cheeky bastard. I had a fucking M&M and it felt like I'd been shot in the mouth."- Liam Gallagher (2015)
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“You don’t get an album that’s number 1 in America without sucking someones cock let me fucking tell you that for a start” - Noel Gallagher (2000)
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At what age did you start smoking? “At 17. My mam was shocked when she caught me and Noel smoking marijuana in the basement. Today my mam is proud of me. When she goes to the bakery or the beauty parlour everybody tries to please her and congratulates her” - Liam Gallagher
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"me him are like telepathic y'know what I mean" "I know my brother better than anybody else" -Oasis
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“I know my brother better than anybody else, Liam’s like a dog and i’m like a cat; cats are very independent creatures, they don’t give a fuck. Right bastards. Dogs are just fucking ‘play with me play with me please fucking throw that ball for me’” - Noel Gallagher (2016)
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“Back then, I’d hear Blur or Pulp or Suede on the radio and think – fuck these idiots. But looking back at it now, it was an amazing time for indie” - Noel Gallagher (2024)
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“You say, 'Hey, Liam, what about putting a choir on that song?' 'Brilliant, yeah, f***ing choir, man. Top.' Then someone says, 'Choir? That's a bit poncey isn't it?' 'Yeah, no, choirs are s***, mate, f***ing rubbish.' So you can have good fun with Liam" - Noel Gallagher (2007)
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"He walk past me with a guitar in the case and I hurl abuse at them and go weirdo I go weirdo. Weird-o"-Liam Gallagher
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“Do you think Liam would make a good prime minister? Without a doubt but too good looking for it it’s for ugly cunts” - Liam Gallagher (2022)
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“My fanbase would probably like me to do a full album of acoustic songs, but that would be boring” - Noel Gallagher (2017)
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Do Gene and his brother Lennon like Tyler, The Creator? “Yep, I think they do. They like one of them fucking Creators. Or one of them Tylers - there's a few of them about, ain't there? They can tile my fucking bathroom.” - Liam Gallagher (2019)
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"Got really pissed. Got really high. Jumped on the catwalk..."-Liam Gallagher
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"This is exciting isn't it? Wahoo"-Liam Gallagher
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"Being sat beside Liam on a 15-hour flight. It happened just the once, going to Japan or somewhere. It's just horrible."-Noel Gallagher
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"The guns have fallen silent. The stars have aligned. The great wait is over. Come see. It will not be televised."-Oasis
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“The glue sniffing cat burglar from the mean streets on burnage” - Noel Gallagher in an American accent (2008)
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"I got a Rolls Royce and Liam got a Rolex, which is ironic because I can’t drive and Liam can’t tell the time"-Noel Gallagher
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"You look like a bad dick Come on then. Pull your fuckin cameras away and I'll fuckin level you yer knobhead I'll level you yer knobhead Er- no so you look like a dickhead taking pictures of me man You look like a dickhead and I'll wipe yer fuckin arse man"-Liam Gallagher
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“I come first before any fucker and that’s my attitude alright” - Liam Gallagher
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“The spice girls? Eughhh” - Noel Gallagher
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"Yer better get on yer knees and pray, panic is on the way"-Liam Gallagher
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"So I'm at a wedding....on me crutches. Someone turns round and says "that's not very rock and roll is it?" I said it fuckin is if I whack you over the head with them. Still got it.."- Liam Gallagher
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“Is she the slag in the red hat then” - Noel Gallagher (gogglebox)
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"I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, what a fucking good-looking fucker you are. And then I brighten up"- Liam Gallagher
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- Liam Gallagher (2022)
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"with mash makes mash"-Liam Gallagher
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"I’ve never mentioned oasis reunion it’s over we must all really move in for our own mental health"-Liam Gallagher
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"My eyes are dead and my throats like an asian Noel"-Liam Gallagher Wembley 2000
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“Let’s cause some carnage, lets cause some Kanyage west” - Liam Gallagher
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“Hello this is deadma5 without the fucking stupid hat and this is ” - Noel Gallagher
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"Yeah I got stuck in with the drugs. Well that's the difference between the working classes and the middle classes. The middle classes experiment with drugs while the working classes get stuck in."-Noel Gallagher
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“There’s so much change going on in the world, I think sometimes it’s nice to be reliable. Let people know I’m not here to be bought or sold or turned by any dickhead. I’m who I am and that’s it.” - Liam Gallagher (2018)
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“Are they a band, dairy products? Have you ever heard of them? - Noel Gallagher (1995)
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"I like to think Oasis will get back together, but not this week."-Liam Gallagher
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"The day I lose my confidence, I might as well stick needles in my eyes and die” - Liam Gallagher
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"Before you know it- it's like uh Liam was in the corner in amongst the pile of CDs in the ghetto blaster and I was across the other side of the room with a black eye"-Noel Gallagher
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"They're a bit creepy aren't they I don't like them man they're a bit pervy I think d'you know what I mean when someone gets a sax out you know something's going down"-Liam Gallagher
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“Oh jesus christ this fuckin- this fuckin- we’ve got to get this fuckin thing together noel because its not in toime, its not in toime this fuckin you and this me going like huh” - Liam Gallagher
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"BONJOUR! IS THAT YOU NOEL?"-Liam Gallagher
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“These fuckers- these fuckers if they found out Hitler was fucking Scottish they’d go ‘and a wee man was just a wee bit misunderstood so he was, isn’t it just fucking Adolf man’” - Noel Gallagher
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"People thinking I'm just a fuckin lunatic but Noel can be a little bitch, too"
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"You are god I am god. There is no god I am god. LISTEN MAAATE. Fuckin- right. You make no- fuckin high in the sky we get it I don't pray to the west or the east or the south or the noooorth man... But sometimes you have a biblical TREMOR. It has to be addressed."- Liam Gallagher
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"The only reason I didn't heh- I didn't dress in a white robe is cos me mother. Could not get the wool from the shopping centre"-Noel Gallagher
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"Geezer who works the screen you need to sort it out Biiird pull yer top up. Let's have an owa- for the lads Alright then cmonnn Aww they're fuckin lovely them Fucking great...and whos Idea was it for the phone box? When we can just get tah to get her tits out"-Liam Gallagher
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“Liam needs to go to anger management classes and get some manners and then maybe we'll make another record.” - Noel Gallagher circa 90s
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@nowaysiss Isnt it more worrying he KNOWS what it is like 😭😭😭😭
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“You said we’d live forever” - Liam Gallagher (2019)
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“Any manager that’s got to go on TV and discuss the length of his balls is asking for trouble quite frankly and long may it continue” - Noel Gallagher
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@nowaysiss LMFAOOO
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@supersonicunt Im crying frrr
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@carrie_patino lets hope not 😭😭
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@ee_clotilde The best interviewer liams ever had
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