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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
2 months
“Small girl, big god” kanti yeyi😭😭😭😭
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
1 year
The state paid out 1.5B in 2020 as a result of lawsuits. Dust yourself and get your Golf R’s my boys
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@iamsthere
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5 months
Cupcake really took a page from @hlovo_ 😭
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6 months
Waaait… SA has an Ice Hockey team!?!?😨
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
6 months
Does Mercedes know about this ? 😂😂😂😂
@ubisi_comfort
Comfort Ubisi
6 months
Like why does this go so hard 😭😭😭😭
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
4 months
Drinking and driving again 😭
@JosiahThobejane
Jos 🇿🇦👨🏿‍💻 🚗
4 months
Some Zwartkops drinking and driving with a F20 M240 (the 135 mods are a bit meh)
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4 years
@BkallyH @MokateTshegoo Once again, you find a grown ass man in women’s business. Phuma bo!
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
8 months
Your dads would probably let you buy cars from Gezina. There’s no such thing as petrol lasting longer
@KeletsoMss
Keletso💫💕💫
8 months
Which one is your 1st preference and why. Me : Shell , simply because my dad said their petrol last longer
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10 months
@AlienMzansi Can’t even spell Eugene, how would you know what a Viking inspired tattoo looks like?
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
6 months
Petrolhead Twitter and the Queen of the Nerds really came together and showed up for the boy 🔥🔥
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uSthembiso
1 month
Hectic 😂
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@iamsthere
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23 days
There’s a guy with a 1/1 335d XDrive in SA🥹. And it’s quite a looker!
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uSthembiso
3 months
The holiest of all trinities
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@imnotpopbase
poppy 🦋
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Name a more iconic trio than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.
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8.5R SAns will only see it in 24mnths. M5 yona? It’s at the harbour right now😂
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10 months
@AlienMzansi Fixed it for you.
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uSthembiso
2 months
Honestly, yellow lane drivers deserve the harshest AARTO punishment available.
@TrafficSA
TrafficSA
2 months
JHB - N14 West (Update): #CRASH Ambulance access blocked by yellow lane drivers
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
6 months
RS 3 would chow this in 1hr. He’s a better man than me
@SiphexMbatha
Pepsiii 🤍
6 months
this guy on i blew it finished 1.2 million in 1 month 😭 as in 30 days 😭🤚🏽
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
10 days
One thing about the boys, they’ll drive to the ends to support your business. Congrats Njabs🥳
@JosiahThobejane
Jos 🇿🇦👨🏿‍💻 🚗
10 days
Re tswile ka tropo
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@iamsthere
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2 years
@_GraceZA Basically.
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@iamsthere
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1 year
@Rea_Wolf_PT Can confirm! Especially in jhb, what is going in on that province? One moment a restaurant is a nice chill spot, jiki jiki it’s now serving hub and the music is loud.
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@iamsthere
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9 months
The C43 and M340i should never be uttered in the same sentence. Miles apart.
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@iamsthere
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5 months
Race day!
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
5 months
😭😭😭
@hlovo_
Hlovo
5 months
Who has that one BMW video 🥹
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
8 months
Keep left, Pass right. Passing lane isn’t a holiday inn.
@Milli_0601
Lerato🌸
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This gang is so stubborn you’ll end up overtaking on the left 😂😂😂
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2 years
@lira12_joy @eNCA Before you side with Ndosi, this is why :
@ActionSocietySA
Action Society
2 years
WATCH | Part 4 Action Society Director of Community Safety @IanCameron23 at the community meeting between the Police Ministry and residents of Nyanga and Gugulethu today. Video credit: @kaylynnpalm
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uSthembiso
4 months
Izovuka le… But… Someone’s R is going to go missing.
@MohlaleGCR
///M-Bouy💙❤️
4 months
Yho💀
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
8 months
😂insane foreshadowing
@JosiahThobejane
Jos 🇿🇦👨🏿‍💻 🚗
8 months
6 cylinders go brazy
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11 months
@stiggabyte @TysonCreme lol do you really think the problem is the WiFi?
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@iamsthere
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5 months
I don’t hate it… and at the same time, I don’t like it 🤔
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@iamsthere
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3 months
Let me ruin everyone’s day in 4 frames
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
1 year
2.5 tanks later, I’m not leaving the house for at least 2 weeks
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
7 months
Gents in KZN can cook hey.
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@iamsthere
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1 year
I have a theory… it’s a long shot, but bear with me… How about…… you pay your taxes so they don’t bother you? Wild, right? 🤯 I just blew your mind.
@NiekerkSteve
steve van niekerk
1 year
Anyone else noticing that SARS is busy targetting small white owned businesses with the aim of destroying them.
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
2 months
Sis dropped a banger and deleted😭
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7 months
Ür Quattro spotted🔥🔥🔥 The RS 3’s great ancestor
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1 year
@mansbusy_ 😂 you’re holding onto a 2018 invoice.? Fell off haaaaaard myboi.
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
1 year
Interns don’t live in a magical world where rent isn’t due and they get to work using Alladin’s carpet.
@fozadoza
Foza Billions (The Oracle)
1 year
Why do interns feel obligated to getting paid? Lol
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2 years
😂 waaait… that can’t be right. VW used to move mad numbers.
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
11 months
@Mr_PeterM Fast if your suspension can can handle it. If you’re in a small car, just take it easy😂
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
3 years
Perfection
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3 months
Shush
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@iamsthere
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1 year
😂 petrolheads really don’t tolerate 911 slander neh😂
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7 months
Ya no, I’m seeing gems today… Another Rally champion 🔥🔥🔥
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2 months
@Bonisile_RMS 😭 the accuracy of this! The only thing that “influencer money” has to show are insta pics.. But hey, sizothini🤷🏾‍♂️
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6 months
This post is clearly bait. Doesn’t matter how trained you are, if you’re outgunned, engaging will only lead to your early demise.
@k9_reaper
k9_reaper | T.I.A
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JMPD officers engaged by multiple armed tango's in the earlier hours of this morning. Note how the officers run away - South African citizen, you are on your own. One officer shot.
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1 year
@Rea_Wolf_PT Groove merchants😂😂😂. Even on a hike, they want to carry a Bluetooth speaker and a hubbly. Can’t win with those😂
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
2 years
Big talks for a car that is about to have a facelift and STILL hasn’t hit the showroom floors
@NickyNesh_
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Ska mpotsa ka i30N !!! Koloi ashi 🔥
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10 months
@cherryk0la @drsihle11 I read that as Hell no😂😂😂 yoh!
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@mangalani @nubian6 @Hloni051 @KGOTLI20 lol and being a deadbeat isn’t? Man FOH
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@anthonyleneage 😂 nobody said there’s anything wrong with selling. It’s the masquerade that’s making people howl the most
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9 months
@Lwanda_ Drop him off at the nearest bridge and give him R28 for the inconvenience
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@iamsthere
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2 years
Haaibo jesu!!!!! Are my eyes deceiving me? A BMW with working indicators?!?!?
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@iamsthere
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1 year
@Tina_Hokwana Ya, she definitely saw him eating😂😂😂
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@iamsthere
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7 months
KZN SAPS every week.
@DasenThathiah
Dasen Thathiah
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BREAKING NEWS | Two wanted CIT suspects have just been shot dead by KZN police in Verulam. Members from the provincial tracking team confronted the men before they allegedly opened fire. One suspect - armed with a rifle - escaped on foot. The other two died at the scene.
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Hate to say it, but…
@CarsSouthAfrica
The Cars.co.za Team
4 months
The @VolkswagenSA Golf 8.5 GTI was revealed in January 2024 but will it come to South Africa? 💥 2.0L turbopetrol engine now with 195 kW! 🧐 VW 'still investigating' case for SA introduction Details here 👉🏽
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uSthembiso
6 months
Almost😭
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@JosiahThobejane
Jos 🇿🇦👨🏿‍💻 🚗
6 months
It’s looking like we don’t need SUVs mate 😍
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1 year
I still can’t believe these are running B58 engines from factory. They haven’t taken off that well locally
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3 years
@Mr_Masindi Ekse.. 2 names. 1 Venda, 1 Zulu. There's no issue la.
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4 months
Just get a 20d gents.
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1 year
It always blows my mind how most of these gents only knew each other online… What a great bunch of gents (and ladies)
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1 year
Do not…. And I repeat, Do not! Do this! Turbos aren’t cheap.
@TheCleanCarClub
CLEAN CAR CLUB
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How to get "stututu" sound in your car for free
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2 years
@EversonPhiriSnr @Solphendukaa That’s what you took away from this whole clip?
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@iamsthere
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@OzzaT_ Catching a stray as a neighbour? Ngingakuthela ngamanzi ashisayo 😂🤞🏾
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@iamsthere
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3 years
Ndim
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8 months
@Bonisile_RMS Don’t! 😭😭 You said you rebranded!
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@iamsthere
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2 years
Twitter user @SetshabaMashigo next month:
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@P_McCullpugh @FIRSTHELP_ Unless extremely urgent, and all options have been exhausted… DO NOT use these guys.
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@OtsileJK 😂 will it even make it out the hood😂
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3 months
This is also common on the below: 120d (E82 and up). 220d. 420d. All 330d generations.
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3 years
@StevenMacatsha @MfisoM @thandomahlangu_ @Clicks_SA make your point without bashing the next person
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6 months
@muzy747 Remove the tint. That’s R1500 max aftermarket, you’ll do it some other time. Also, scrap that delivery fee. If they refuse, walk away.
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
7 months
Witnessing @hlovo_ turn into Zola 7 was a rebrand no one could’ve predicted
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@iamsthere
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6 months
@Ruf_Meister I fully agree! These sports aren’t getting the attention they deserve
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
2 years
Whatever y’all do, don’t ever glamourise driving drunk or fatigued.
@MatsileMohau
MOHAU
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That 5 seconds nap while driving😭
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1 year
@CoruscaKhaya Power corrupts. May she get stuck in every lift she uses.
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
5 months
Diesel agenda must agend🙂‍↕️
@hlovo_
Hlovo
5 months
Who has that one BMW video 🥹
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4 years
@tumisole isnt this the same lady who farted on camera?
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2 years
@lb_nkosi King nerd is mizing everyone today coz he’s within cuddles 😂
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@iamsthere
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2 years
One thing about Petrolhead Twitter… We’ll show up to cheer the boy on!
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@iamsthere
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9 months
@Robot_Boii So basically…. roboto, roboto, roboto?
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
3 years
Kahle bo guardian of the paddock
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@iamsthere
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10 months
Local woman discovers the point.
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…. You see how the pace car NEVER GETS PASSED?!?!!
@OtsileJK
𝑶𝒕𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝑲
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M140i setting pace for an M135i
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@iamsthere
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8 months
@dramadelinquent “Someone is feeding your husband at work” 😂Brian works from home.
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@AbongeCollins @crimewatchzw Cops are not even on the scene. Blud tried to be a jumper, and got his cojones hooked.
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@mangalani @nubian6 @Hloni051 @KGOTLI20 Don’t be a shitty person and you won’t have people wishing the worst on you.. It’s that simple.
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1 year
Insane grip levels. Get this driver arrested asap.
@Zikamnyamane
Mnyamani 📽
1 year
What in the Jub Jub is this 🤧
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@muzy747 @LunnieDlamini Even the number plate is saying what I think😂
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
1 year
Thinking mods add value to your car. -they don’t.
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2 years
😂
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2 years
@angazi_nje @Mkdiala_ 😂 says the person who spends the whole day retweeting porn.
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@iamsthere
uSthembiso
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The cheapest EV is over 500K. The cheapest ICE is around 160K. In conclusion: ain’t going to happen.
@SimplyMegszcpt
Megan S.
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South Africa’s petrol attendants could soon be out of a job as the world continues its transition to electric vehicles (EVs).
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