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Software Engineer || Love to Tweet || RCB ❤️ ||

Bengaluru
Joined May 2015
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@iamjayant_verma
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Bro promoted coding like no one ever could @ezSnippet
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Great movie after ages. @shahidkapoor lived the character kabir singh and @Advani_Kiara looks more beautiful in salwaar suit in every scene of the movie. Romance, music, anger, obsession, punch lines, everything was in the movie. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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When everyone else are uninstalling Tik tok.. Meanwhile me 🤷🏻‍♂️😁 #tiktokrating #tiktokban #tiktokexposed
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Khao peeyo aish Karo 💀💀
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Me to csk fans rn 😂😂😂 #CSKvsRR
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Ram Ram bhai sareya ne ❤️❤️
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Aaj to maja hi aa gaya ❤️❤️
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Feeling good and healthy again ❤️ Ram Ram sabhi ko
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Lunch date ❤️❤️
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Mini scotland of India Guess the place ??
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Aaj pg me khane accha nahi tha
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@iamjayant_verma
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Time travel is possible it looks like we're back in 2020 🙂😭
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Jai shree Krishna ❤️❤️
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Panipuri guys 🤤🤤
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Saans leta hu 3 jira aur assign ho jaate hai 😭
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Imagine a girl who is well-mannered, has no ego, replies quickly, and has no attitude. 🌟❤️
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Ek din ye gaana uske liye gaunga ❤️
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2 mahine ka intzam ho gaya hai ❤️❤️😭😭
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@iamjayant_verma
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Our twitter usernames are an example of why our parents didn't let us name ourselves 😂😂😂😂😂 #Sarcasm level 💯
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Everyone deserves love, Me and my friend deserve 50 LPA, apartment in Indiranagar and much more 🫡🫡
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Cheese cake khao Aur saare dukh bhool jao ❤️❤️
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Caption this guys
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Guys kon chalega ride par 💀
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The only life mantra which helps you excel everywhere is one and only consistency 😉
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@iamjayant_verma
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Chali behti ganga mai hath dhul lo frndss 🤣🤣🤣
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Itni jaldi bhi itna bade nahi hona thaa yaar 🥺🥲
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Jai shree Ram ❤️❤️
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@iamjayant_verma
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When you see a girl in mechanical branch 😂😂😂😂 #Engineer
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When the ugliest friend from your group is dating a girl
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Jai shree Krishna ❤️❤️
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My kinda evening ✨✨ The sky is different today
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Say hi to Bruno 🫡
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Indralok hai kya ye 🥺🥺
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Haa tu wahi upar so Jaa ❤️🤌
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Jai shree Ram 🌞
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Kal fir se chutti kaafi sukoon hai guys jeevan me 😉🧿🧿
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Hiring female full time employee Who can sponsor me financially full time 😉
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@iamjayant_verma
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She : are you in relationship ???? . . Me : no i am in flirtationship 😂😂😜😜
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When you realise ki " ek din ye saale exam lekr hi maane ge " #Exams2020
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Clouds are different in Bengaluru today
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Some people really don't deserve your innocence Be witty guys
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This is not a pic This is feeling 💛💛
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Ye trip ke baad normal life shuru kaise karte hai 🫠🫠
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Ye shaam me kya healthy snacks kha sakte hai 🤔 Ye shaam ki bhook ka kuch karna padega yaar
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250 MB dimaag 250 TB ki zindagi 😭😭
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Sabko happy ending pasand hai but milti bahut Kam logo ko hai 🫡🫡
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Give me a song that comes to your mind while reading this tweet Be honest
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How many of you believe in Nazar🧿 guys
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Ram Ram bhai sareya ne ❤️❤️
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Ok this is the coolest thing about Bangalore
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Ye bhi theek hai is mood now
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My twitter circle spot yourself guysss....
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I think I am ill 🤒🤧, time to prioritise health more 🥲
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Rang lagao Badlo nahi 💀
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When rabbi shergill said, " challa tu sabda challa tera koi nai " I related it very hard
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Kaam waam karte raho bills bhi to bharne hai 🥲🥲
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@iamjayant_verma
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Mid terms aa rhe hai bahut padhna hai Also me 😂😂
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ज़िंदगी का समझ पाना बहुत मुश्किल है कोई सपनो के लिए अपनों से दूर रहता है और कोई अपनों के लिए सपनो से दूर रहता है ✨✨
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Ab agar RCB cup utha bhi le to bhi sapna hi lagega 😭😭
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Sundaying ✨✨🎉
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It's raining in Bengaluru ❎ It's raining sixes in Bengaluru ✅💀
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Bro promoted breakup and sad songs like no one ever could
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Tell me the best feature in your phone mine is airplane ✈️ mode Productivity ultra pro Max 🫡
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Desi guy flirting skills be like . . Aap whats app chalati hoo kya ??? 😜
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Muskan da jawab muskan naal deyo Par muskan nu jawab na deyo 🫡😂
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Jai shree Krishna ❤️❤️
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Some one added me to whats app group . . Me be like 🤣🤣🤣
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Agar baat zaroori hai to insaan ko bhool jao Aur insaan zaroori hai to baat bhool jao ❤️
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Ram Ram bhai sabhi ko ❤️❤️
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जीवन में कभी अकेला चलना पड़े तो भयभीत मत होना क्योंकि समशान, सिखर और सिंहासन पर इंसान अकेले ही पहुचता है
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@iamjayant_verma
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hello @instagram one of my friend's accounts got hacked by some user and she is not able to access it even after resetting passwords please look into it and help her recover her account
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Kal se gym shuru
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Quote with the last picture of yourself in gallery 🫡💀
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Last picture of myself
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From last 2 years on Holi no colors ab ye dukh ki baat hai ya Khushi ki don't know Ye adulting bahut bekar cheez hai bhai 😭😭
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Guys kabhi bhi mat kamana itna Paisa ki enjoy karna pade 😂🤌
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Make time for self recovery it is the best investment in the young age, lose out the bad habits and people that don't value you anymore
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I need a saheli Jo gal kare daily Hai koi velli 😂😂😂
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Ab life ki excitement bass yahi hai ki Friday kab ayega 😂😭😭
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Aaj to time nahi hai milte hai Saturday Sunday ko 😭😭
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My 2nd laptop
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Quote with your laptop
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What if you're mine 🤷🏻‍♂️😍
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Do you have people who really care about you ??
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Pic 1 : feelings i have for my crush Pic 2 : feelings my crush has for me #Sahoo 😜😜😏😏
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Online classes are nothing, online exams are real shit 😬😂
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I may look fine but deep down i dont remember 90 % of things 😕😂
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People come back in life People disappoints People leave 💀
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Closing my weekend with RCB loss and tomorrow is monday 🫡🫠
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Matching my drink with my shirt ✅
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My name is "Jyada phone mat chalaya kar aanke kharab ho jayegi" What's yours ??
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Small account happiness 🙏🙏
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Jab saare social media platforms chor kar Linkedin chalane lago samajhna mature ho gaye ho tum 🫡🫡🫠🫠
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This could be us . . Pr tumhe chakkar aa jata hai 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🤣
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When parent get to know their child make tik tok videos They be like : 😂😂😂 #Tiktokvsyoutube #carryminatitiktokroast
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My crush She is biryani on social media but daal chawal in person 😬😂
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Behan : bhai paani la de Me : paani nahi hai biryaani le aau Behan : waah muh me paani aa gya Me : isi paani se kaam chala le 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Koi jag raha hai kya??
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Someone : "or tum kaise ho ?? " Me : Mai badhiya mast bilkul
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It's 12 : 10 Bellandur road traffic bhai Saab 🥲😭
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Girls what's stopping you from dressing like this ?? 💕💕 😬🤣
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Bangalore weather today 🥵🔥
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