Just called the police on a guy breaking into a neighbours house. The twist? He’s a locksmith! Brilliant stuff from me there, I feel absolutely amazing. Have a great evening everyone.
Guys please look after yourselves bc believe me, take your eye off the ball for 1 minute & you’ll wake up on Etsy looking at William Morris-print lampshades wondering who the fuck you are now
And… that’s a sold-out fringe! Wtf! Huge thanks to everyone who came to see me this month. Big love to everyone who supported me / navigated my EXTREME emotions
@ThePleasance
@Show_And_Tell
@MultitudeMedia
, my ace director
@RachelStubbings
& my brilliant family & friends ❤️
📺
#LazySusan
, a new
@BBCThree
comedy sketch show from
@iamfreyaparker
and Celeste Dring has just finished shooting on location in Watford.
Find out more about the show and the stellar comedy supporting cast
In the phone hacking case, Prince Harry told the court that every single article played a destructive role in his life.
There are no cameras in court so as part of a special programme Sky News has recorded what was said by the Duke, played by an actor.
Watch ☟
In my hall, eyes closed, one hand on the door-handle, a finger on the buzzer & my mouth wide open in preparation for the pizza that’s due for delivery in 6 hours time