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MisterCrisps

5 months

Still an absolute shambles that Soccer Aid doesnt run a raffle for 2 members of the public to have a 10 minute run out and a few days at the training camps £10 entry per person - raise a fortune #SoccerAid

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@EmmaHam41 @SkySportsPL This City team would beat that 98/99 team about 6-1 if we are being 100% realistic.

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@Oppz35225017 @MadridXtra - never played Golf

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@delzer @tekkersfoot You'd cum in your little pants if you had Van Dijk in your squad. Stick to being a meme.

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@Relevationz @NoContextBrits Proper entitled using the cycle lane to cycle in 😂

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@txrzyy So he didnt manipulate her at all, he told the truth...

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@PlacidHendrix @EdmundOris Enjoy the past lad.

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People realising they spent £3867204753 on Oasis tickets after the upcoming Liam Gallagher stinker

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4 years

@H_robbinson @FUTDonk The subtle Arabic writing on the 86+ on the left hand side.

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11 months

@SxrgioSZN They literally cannot say a word as they lost to them.

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@Piquelme21 They do this with Joe Gomez every season fun fact

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@a_judgie @bigalbcfc @Callux He literally is, he asked someone, you fuckin penis.

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@Carra23 John Stones second left Benzema second from top left

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@DanHarvey74 @NoContextBrits How on earth can David Attenborough get on your nerves 😂🌎

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2 years

Commentary has gone so so far down the hill when you have Dion Dublin and Robyn Cowen on prime time Knockout Games on BBC

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@FootyAccums @shussshman He means arrogance but I'll let him off he's much richer than me.

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@AymenDr123 @OfficialFPL Disgusting spelling

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@Lee_Chappy @2000s_WWE Cheers mate, big help.

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@BBCSport Worse than what Bellingham done but yeah.

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3 years

Unbelievable mate. What a player he was.

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📅 OTD in 1992, David Beckham made his Manchester United debut 🔴⚫️ ▶️ 394 Apps ⚽️ 85 Goals 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Premier League 🏆🏆 FA Cup 🏆 Champions League Turning out for the Red Devils Legends in 2019, he showed he absolutely still has it! 🤩

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@OrientBraces @leytonorientfc @Sidemen I know right! Who the hell are 'Leyton Orient' 😂

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@afcbournemouth @LFC Congrats on your relegation. Deserved 👏

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@halacln @luqman_ofcl @ErlingRoIe Watch a game of football instead of reading Twitter and Stats and you might actually learn something about the game.

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@matt_newton_1 @pritchxrd_____ Hero is the equivalent of the N word in Korea - incredibly disrespectful

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2 years

@AverageStriker 'I can't believe I'm being judged on my ability to kick a spherical ball of air in to an inflatable hole. It's absolutely preposterous'

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4 years

@_j_effe @goal Tried to pretend you know football like we wouldn't notice.

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@bainespne @_conormahoney @DJG1951 One of the thousands of Conor Mahoney parody accounts mate.

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2 years

This is an absolute joke. Qatar have a whole opening ceremony going on right now in aid of the biggest football tournament in the world. But instead, the BBC are pushing their virtue signalling bullshit.

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4 years

@JamzLndon Keep your eye on the guy in the white hat 😂😂😂😂 you know at the end he was like 'what do you mean I was well involved cracked him a few times'

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@goal Read this completely wrong at first

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@SpursOfficial Maddison: **dont say Spain dont say Spain**

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@MisterFud @KEEMSTAR Best game of all time but continue.

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@michaelupton96 @thfcmxtt @CFCDngy @Football__Tweet I'll bet you £50 they were hacked - loser donates to a homosexual-related charity of the winners choice.

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@UtdEIIis Losing 5-0?

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@mcfcbyron @Carra23 But happy with Benzema?

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@parmadiggyd @mrjakehumphrey Literally.. the point of the video... well done though mate you got there.

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@EmmaHam41 @SkySportsPL You nostalgia merchants can keep your 'best of British' 90s PL football team - the teams down the bottom half of the league probably wouldn't compete with the current lower end Championship teams. The standard of PL football has progressed drastically in the last 25 years. Hands

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@premierleague Gary Neville and Co's lack of commentary about that shocking first yellow card for Jota speaks volumes about how they are told to not attack referees. Diabolical.

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@DavidJosephLaw2 @ITV @noahbeck Literally 33 million people follow his activity on a single platform. On what planet is that not a celebrity.

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@humble20vs18 @EmmaHam41 @SkySportsPL Completely irrelevant. Did that United team never lose a game? Thanks for the unneccessary info though.

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@2020BestFights @2020Fights Man like Johnny

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@CraigJuhlin I remember that - dont even think it was that long. I think the full experience would just be so incredible and so doable. Talk about once in a lifetime opportunities - there is a reason all the celebrities love it!

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Adam Collard pulling Laura Woods?

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@FPL_Harry Haaland. City striker. Keep your eye out.

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@konaldo7_ @TheSunFootball Because it's stupid.

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@Thes0nofg0d @SoccerAM Tbf one man to clean more than one boat would take a long time.

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@StevieR60 @StoolFootball Nostalgia, can guarantee you if both happened at the same time - this style is infinitely better.

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11 months

Behzinga/Faith situation is obviously fake. If you found the father of your young baby child cheating on you before blocking you on instagram - you'd spend weeks sorting the whole situation out. Not randomly announce it to the world when you are 'not sure whats going on' via Tik

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@NoContextBrits RIP Jeremy Kyle

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@ErlingRoIe Onana is class though, shouts at people and that

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@DramaAlert Bro lost weight but is acting like he's masterminded a bank heist.

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@FPLFocal His own mother doesnt even have him.

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@MacFife1959 @Relevationz @NoContextBrits He didn't pass them, he played a horn to move them out of the lane so he could pass as they shouldn't be in the cycle lane to begin with.

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@2020Fights As soon as that horrific first punch was thrown by Kyle you knew he was getting killed unfortunately 😂

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@Joey7Barton Hahahahahahaha fuck off Joey 😂😂😂

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@Moe_GTLF @UberFacts Trust me - it's more than the layout of the apartment

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@incredible_cuh @NoContextEPL Try watching football. You will realise Twitter isn't always right.

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@NoContextBrits Literally still exists what a crap post 😂

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@ssnakerepellent @txrzyy Good fuck her.

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@BenCrellin It's actually because it's 2023. By law, from 1980, the year before a leap year means sporting events in stadiums can't begin after 6pm on the inaugural game of the year. And basically, I'm just making this up.

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@PlacidHendrix @classicmadman @EdmundOris You think more people are scared to play Real Madrid than City right now? It's an easy no - because the present defines the present.

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@SkySportsPL Sky Sports even forgetting hes 16.

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@Joey7Barton @SkySports Sky Sports doesnt revolve around your sporting interests, Joey.

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@KEEMSTAR You deserve a permanent break.

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@markgoldbridge You've never seen him play mate.

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@UfcStuffLol @realruebenking Bro honestly - I love Conor but this is spot on. His resume is extremely deceiving. Not too mention Alvarez is debatably the worst champion in UFC history.

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@MLAnthonyy @SkySportsPL @GNev2 Because he is overrated and no Steven Gerrard.

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@Pineapplesky18 @txrzyy Yeah shes the victim here. He killed himself to manipulate her.

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@DailyMirror What an odd headline...

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@classicmadman @PlacidHendrix @EdmundOris When is it then?

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@williekid1 @ManCity @Tekkz @etisalatAnd It's a job mate 😂 he still supports Liverpool.

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@UtdEIIis Worst tweet I have ever read.

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@InvertTheWing Oh look at me i'm so hipster

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@misokuhle_qwase @_j_effe @goal I don't even know what that is ngl.

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@jtgowar @umirf1 A treble winning side which didn't include the greatest individuals. Donut.

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@CFCMod_ Why would you have? Stick to midtablr battles.

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@c_larkbradley @nocontextbigmik Woah who's going to play you in the movie?

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@Decorttz1 @OfficialPDC Mad hes gonna win The Premier League before Steven Gerrard

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@Peterboi1231 @gloryglorytott Worst bloke in the video. Picks on the small security guard for caressing him, shits his pants when the big one KO's him. Absolute cock.

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@_aligoni_ @PaulMerse Nah he just liked the kit.

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@InvertTheWing Identical 🤣🤣🤣 you're a mong.

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@Joey7Barton @Leerumney @rustyrockets You're the one who puts cigars out in peoples eyes mate I think you're safe.

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@markgoldbridge That was a yellow though...

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@Piquelme21 @AFCGally @Manny_Official No final in the Premier League...

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@Jaack Nothing to be proud of - quit before it gets much, much worse.

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@NoContextBrits Posting literal year 7 banter 👍

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@InvertTheWing This you?

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@Joey7Barton I've never known someone so blatantly saved from serving a prison life sentence with their career than Joey Barton.

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@Jaack This is genuinely how I imagine BBC to be 60 mins before the world is ending because a comet is about to hit us. Not because Jill Scott missed a sitter.

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@MichaelBensonn AJ and Dubois' record**

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