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@iamFallacy
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1 year
Haijalishi umetokea kwenye mazingira magumu kiasi gani, hutakiwi kuwa kama Kante.
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Tupo pamoja na wewe kaka mpaka kiwango kife kabisa🤝
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Kabla hujaanza kunfananisha KDB na akina Stevie Gerrard inatakiwa umfananisha na Toure Yaya. I'll always choose Toure Yaya over KDB.🤝
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Bro, Huwezi kujenga maisha na Mwanamke ambaye bado anajirecord videos au kupiga picha ili apost mitandaoni asifiwe na wanaume wengine.
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12 days
Usiku wa leo nategemea kuanza safari kuja Dar kumtafuta ndugu yangu SATIVA. Sijui ntaanzia wapi ila tutajua hukohuko mjini🙏
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Unyoaji ea maafisa tunaujua vizuri, mna uhakika huyu ni bodaboda kweli au mtego huu?
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
Nina kijana anasoma Bsc. Electrical Engineering pale UDSM mwaka wa 4 ameshindwa kubadilisha socket hapa, nimeumia mno aisee.
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Baada ya kumgoogle Herode ni wakati wa kumtoa Ngosha ulingoni sasa😂😂
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
Una girlfriend hana kazi yuko broke kinyama na anajipa standards, she can't afford even recharging her own internet bundles but what she offers you ni sex pekee. Achana nae huyo kijana mpambanaji, hizo hela wekeza zitakusaidia sana😁
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
It would be fair enough kama jamaa atashinda tuzo ya mchezaji bora wa NBC PL msimu wa 2022/23 jamaa ni nguzo ya mafanikio ya Yanga msimu huu. Credits to Mayele and Saido walikuwa na numbers nzuri but performance-wise+consistency aisee Djigui won it all.👏
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Toka nizaliwe sijawahi ona team ya kutoka Tanzania inaupiga mwingi kuliko Yanga. Hii Yanga ni hatari mno😁
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
Hili hamtaki kabisa tulijue wanetu, lakini ndio basi tena 😂
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Bro, kama hujaoa unaruhusiwa kuwa na wanawake wengi tu kadiri unavyoweza. Kwenye idadi hiyo unaweza pata mke humo. Hakuna cheating kwa mtu hajaoa huo ni utafutaji.
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Camavinga huwa ni overrated, sio mechi ya leo tu na huwa sio mkali kama hadithi zenu humu. How comes anakubali press maeneo hatari, hawezi kudefence🚮🚮🚮
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Ssebo♟️
2 months
Moja ya kitu nimewahi kosea ni kuoa.
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Mwandishi wa Rapcha huko studio baada ya mawe mazito😂😂
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Hii imenitokea serious mimi. Story isiwe ndefu. Unadate na manzi na mara nyingi huwa anaongozana na rafiki yake (wa kike) kumbe deep down ni mtu na mpenzi wake💀
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Last time Manchester United won UCL, referees were using there hands to whistle 😂😂
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
moments😎💀
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Ssebo♟️
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+1🎉
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Ssebo♟️
6 months
Tuzo ya "MEMORABLE WAR" ikiwa bado ni ya moto kabisa imekwenda kwa "KIKATUNI vs HERODE". Vita haina maelezo mengi ni just "GOOGLE ME". Hakikisheni inamfikia kaka enu mjuaji hii✊
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
Nitakwenda TOT Bonanza kwaajili ya kuwapiga picha bila filters. No more orange pictures🙂💀
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Ssebo♟️
3 months
Ila yule Pep wa South ni wa kawaida sana. Hafikii uwezo wa Nabi wala Gamondi
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
Umempa hela ya kusuka ndiyo na pia umempendezesha kwa kumnunulia nguo Christmas, fine. Pia umepanga kutoka nae hizo siku kwenda mahali pazuri mkaenjoy. It's fine🤝. Okay look at what she'll offer you kwa gharama zote hizo😂. Unadate ng'ombe master atakupa sex tu alafu basi😂😂
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Niko tayari kubishana na ninyi wote lakini ieleweke kuwa kwa sasa Real Madrid inambeba Carlo Ancelloti. Outdated tactician with technical players🫰
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
Demu ni feminist na anaomba hela ya lunch aisee hii nchi😂
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Unaenda sokoni kuna mboga imetoka shamba leo na ya majuzi, wewe kwa akili zako unachagua ya majuzi. Kiukweli kuoa mwanamke ana 30 years na hajawahi kuolewa ni heri niwe bachelor tu.
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Nimechoka kujificha aisee mimi ndiye nimetuma ile laki.
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Kuanzia leo anaeruhusiwa kuargue na Wakazi japo kidogo ni Roma, ninyi wengine bana tulieni kwanza. Nini kile sasa😂😂
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Kuna yule rafiki ako wa kike anakusogezea pisi mbalimbali na siku moja moja anakubless aisee daah kuna watu wana roho nzuri wazee🙌🙌🙌
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Nitajie striker wa team yako mwenye goals nyingi zaidi ya Bull striker
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Ssebo♟️
5 months
Alaaniwe alieruhusu uhuru wa maoni kwa wanawake. Maoni yao huwa ni takataka regardless level ya elimu yao.
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Ssebo♟️
3 months
Nilale mapema sana leo, ntapatikana next week. Nimeambiwa usalama wanataka jina langu sababu ya tweet😂
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Ssebo♟️
5 months
Nahisi nina mambo ya kizamani/ya kishamba sana lakini demu aliyechora tattoo ni malaya na hamna namna ntaacha kumtreat kama malaya.
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
Unakuwa na dem anakunywa pombe na wewe hunywi, yupo kwako sleepover mpaka inafika saa 10:00AM hajaamka aisee. Hivi hapa mlisema tunamfanyaje🤔🤔🤔
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Ssebo♟️
10 days
No way out this dude haonekani alafu issue inachukuliwa poa na moja ya mtu anahusika(suspect) anajulikana. It pains mtu anakuja kujitapa kwa kufanya dhuluma ya haki ya mwanadanu mwenzie. #FreeSativa whereever he is.
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
Madem wote wa dar wana miaka 19 aisee😂😂
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Ssebo♟️
5 months
Waoaji tunajua qualities ya mwanamke anatakiwa kuolewa na anaetakiwa kuliwa na kuachwa. Hamna haja ya kuandika threads wala nini it's nature.
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Ongeeni yote, Pep this mara Fergie that aisee the true G.O.A.T is José Mourinho. Mkali sana wa tactics huyu mwamba🤝
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Ssebo♟️
3 months
Lakini wife ni mjamzito na ameona hizo DM😭😭😭
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Ssebo♟️
5 months
Hizi shobo kulaleki, mtu nimewahi soma nae nikaona for respect nimpe hi tu. Dem amenivimbia kinoma akapanda zake bodaboda akasepa😂😂😆
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Malaya wameandama kule wanasema hakuna mume wa mtu😂😂
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Ssebo♟️
4 months
Moja ya experience ya hovyo nimekutana nayo miaka ya karibuni ni kudate na mdada ambaye ni askari polisi. Alikuwa poa sana ila kuna muda akawa anajisahau.
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
"Mmekosea sehemu ya kushusha sio huo mtaa"
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Mwanangu ukinialika mazingira ya engagement alafu upige magoti, nasepa muda huohuo tena kwa masikitiko makubwa. Mwanaume ni kiongozi aisee ushawahi ona wapi Kiongozi anampigia magoti mtu anaemuongoza? Acheni ushamba
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Yahya Jebrane ametoa somo la mpira pale dimbani. Kila nikiona middle anacheza mpira namba hii nazidi kuamini kuwa hakuna middifielder Mtanzania. Asante🤝
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Ssebo♟️
4 months
Nani anapiga pale? Si awe anamnunulia nguo aisee mbona nguo zao ni bei chee tu!
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
+1 Fallacy, hapibesidei to me🎉
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Ssebo♟️
3 months
Maxi Mpia Nzengeli appreciation post. Bro anacheza nafasi yoyote🙌
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
Kila nikikumbuka Album ya Barnaba mlivokuwa mnaipush humu na kwenye list zenu za msanii bora hayupo aisee miguu yangu inaishiwa nguvu💀
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
You will consider those CBs (Saliba,The buther) as best CBs so far with exclusion of VVD iff and only if this guy is injured. This guy is a beast🙌🙌🙌
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Ssebo♟️
11 months
Duka la dada wa mjini: Kodi ya frame, Alli. Ukarabati, Hussein. Interior design, Mahamoud. Electrical installations, Khaleed. Bidhaa, Mlevi Shemtoi. Kwahiyo una demu ana miliki duka unasema uko peke yako? Sawa bro
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Ssebo♟️
5 months
Sasa Bihemo nae eti anablock watu, the most useless man using the most useless key in this app. Can't be me!
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Baada ya kumnyima hela ameniambia "learn to be a man" aaah kmk😂😂
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Mondi na team yake wampe chochote kijana anawapambania sana aisee.
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Ogopa sana kupata vitisho vya hivi unaweza usile mwezi mzima🤣🤣
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Unampa attention, anataka hela yako wakati wowote anapojiskia, analalamika sana usipompa hela. Hana msaada mwingine kwako zaidi ya sex tu ambayo bado unagharamia nauli mpaka anakuletea. Dump her! Atafute wenzie huko🚮🚮
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Ssebo♟️
4 months
Mitandao kama imenipa wife kwanini isinipe hela.? Hii ndio maana ya kontenti krieta na influenza.
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
Ukishakuwa mwanaume usipende sana kupokea ushauri kwa watu wanajiona wako smart, ishi maisha yako kwa mipango yako. Jiamini washauri wengi ni wa hovyo sana
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
Kuna vyumba wanaishi vijana wa jijini Dar es salaam wanaita 'Master' aisee sijui nilitaka kusema nini😂😂💀
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
The Best Brazilian Player in English Premier Leaguer History, No one comes closer
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Ssebo♟️
5 months
A woman will never ever teach a man how to be a man.
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Ssebo♟️
5 months
Kibongobongo ukitaka kutoboa huwezi shika mapenzi na utafutaji kwa wakati mmoja. Kudate gharama sana wengi wetu hatuziwezi gharama zitakazofanya umkeep mwanamke. Kipindi unajitafuta ni heri ununue tu ili afya yako ya akili iwe salama. Afya ya mwili ni muhimu zaidi.
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Ssebo♟️
4 months
Unaweza kuwakopesha pikipiki hao wote?
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Dr. Hamisi Kigwangalla
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Nyomi ya Arusha. Ila Mama Samia ni kiboko. Kawapa ruhusa ya kufanya maandamano yao, wafanye na mikutano yao kadri watakavyo lakini bado hawatishi! Siasa ni akili. Siasa ni hesabu. Mama ni mwanahisabati mzuri. 😀🤛🏾 #HK #Fighter #NjeYaBox #SiasaNiVitendo
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Mwanamke unaedate nae ulimkuta anashabikia mpira? Basi elewa huwa anammiss sana EX wake kila team yake ikicheza. Ex wake ndiye alimfundisha kushabikia mpira.🤝
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Ssebo♟️
3 months
Kituo kimoja kabla ya Tegeta kinaitwaje wazee?😂😂
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Ssebo♟️
9 days
Karakana ya Oysterbay+Live bullets. In the so called peaceful Nation💔
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Ssebo♟️
7 months
Demu wako akikutana na wana fulani hawezi chomoa. Amini nakwambia mzee labda iwe kienyeji
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Ssebo♟️
8 months
Jitahidi uwe na cash muda mwingi hizi huduma za E-Money hapa Tanzania utakuja kupigwa makofi bila misingi yoyote.
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
Kondeboy ananiinspire sana aisee, akili kubwa sana anatumia kuishi😁
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Humu nasikiaga kuna mabeki akina Lisandro Martinez 'ze bucha' Saliba, Varane, T. Silva mbona siwaoni kwenye hiki kikosi cha FIFA 2022?
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Jamaa wamechoka lawama za kuchelewesha mzigo, imewalazimu watumie njia ndefu ili kucover muda then wanaita creativity. Kweli kucheza na akili za Juma na Uledi ni rahisi sana😂😂
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
I just Love your confidence, It's a good time to humble you Eric and your team. Welcome to Anfield #YNWA
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Kuna pisi huwa inaniblue tick sana green app huko, sasa imenicheki iko na serious issue (problems). I feel sorry for her maana huwa nalipa ubaya kwa ubaya💔
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Ssebo♟️
5 months
Cote D'Ivoire are going to qualify vs Senegal. Mark this tweet.
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Ssebo♟️
6 months
Naam naam😂😂
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Ssebo♟️
12 days
Colonialism bado inaendelea?? Where is Sativa? @Eric__Bernard ile tweet yako inahusika na jamaa etu au ilikuwa dedicated kwa nani?
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Ssebo♟️
3 months
Yeah wana watatembeza sana banters na sitomind maana najua at the end ni banters tu. Ila situruhusu dharau za vibungo, vibonge, broke whores with fat genes. No hiyo hapana
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Ssebo♟️
3 months
Calls nyingi, texts nyingi ili kunipa vitisho😂. Mwingine ametuma na ID yake kabisa daaah wanetu bana😀
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Ukiachana na Ronaldo de Lima, Luis Suarez ni most complete striker (CF) nimewahi kumuona anacheza mpira wa miguu.
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Kumpa mimba huyo mwanamke isiwe sababu ya kumuoa. Kama hukutarajia omba msamaha tu, sio lazima uoe huyo mkuu.
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
Niliwaambia "this app is of full beatiful ladies" mmeona alichotweet braza kipara?😂😂
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Ssebo♟️
4 months
Mimi sio mtoto wa mjini ila nina imani kuna biashara huyo Niffer anafanya tofauti na hizo anapigia kelele.
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Ssebo♟️
8 months
Mid broke kibungo inaweza kukwambia "You're out of my league" kisa passport size za Snapchat💀
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Kumbe huwa mnaenda kwa wanawake? Ona sasa mwanetu katimuliwa
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Ssebo♟️
1 month
Mdogo wangu hana kazi ndio kwanza ana 18 years ila naona ana bundles za 50k. Sawa wazee haina noma
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
“Praise the Lord; praise God our savior! For each day he carries us in his arms.” Psalms 68:19🙏🙏
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Ssebo♟️
6 months
Huyo mwana alikuwa anakula pale ni nani tena? Wanetu hamna standards?😁
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Picha za familia zinakuaga nyingi sana, huwezi kuziona zote kamwe lakini ukiforce sana utaoneshwa.
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Ssebo♟️
10 months
Game huwa ni tamu sana likiombwa na manzi.
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Ssebo♟️
6 months
Ukianza kudate wanawake wamekuzidi age ni ngumu sana kurudi nyuma.
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Ssebo♟️
3 months
Just a reminder tumetoa sare na Team ya Taifa ya South Africa iliyofika nusu fainali ya AFCON 2023. Gamondi🙌
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Ssebo♟️
4 months
Mshikaji wangu kila akiingia kiwanja lazima atoke na bebe ila kila akipima hana ile kitu na ni mtu wa kavukavu sana😂😂
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
Unapikwa mpaka kiherehere inashuka😁 mpaka sasa sijamuona kwenye The flag the face😂😂
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Ssebo♟️
3 months
Gamondi, the real meaning of tactico achana na waandika notes wa humu.
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Sasa mkishaniblock huwa mnaniwaza tena? Wasimbe bana mnazingua sana😂😂😂
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Ssebo♟️
3 months
Agenda must agend lakini kusema nilikuwa nataka kudomba senior sio sahihi kumamake mlitaka niende DM kama kwake kama namtafuta baby mama wangu😂
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Ssebo♟️
1 year
Tuliofeli shule tunanyanyaswa sana aisee! Kufeli shule sio kutokuwa na akili, pia kuwa na matokeo ya class sio kuwa vizuri kwenye reasoning
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Ssebo♟️
2 years
Half season wonder ukweli usemwe hapa hamna mambo aisee. Alibahatisha tu ile nusu msimu wake. I rate him 4.5/10 aisee
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Ssebo♟️
4 months
Kila demu anaetaka kuhudumiwa ananunulika.
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